Quotes about “peter”
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the name mars i take issue with, like i'm fine with him being called bruno. you know, oh my god, his fucking name is peter gene hernandez. no. what is he doing? he's got a career in real estate calling him. this guy's ruining his birth name, he could be a perfectly good tax lawyer. peter hernandez is a name that sounds like he has, he has like four christmas albums, peter hernandez. peter gene hernandez. fucking pgh, man.
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peter dinklage is not the tall man. mmm. mmm. it's insulting. you can get a michael jackson in there. to him and the children. well it was either that or like, um, you know, go for like the jared fogle or something. tyrion lannister loses to a red rocket. 60 to 40. it's close. yeah, suck it. it was close. a tmz headline you really want to see.
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king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as...
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damn. kong dong. oh no. 28%. oh, disaster. that's pretty close. peter jackson made about him. 36%. i did triple vote for that one. you did? that'd be soft. yeah, me too.
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if he hadn't touched that it would have been easy money. no, no. peter's poetic penis get out of there! sassafras. thank you for the subscription. sassafras. he's a fun word. yeah, it's up there. ooh, you be giving me that sassafras. hello. oh shit. nice. let's just get one goal. yeah, like the whole stream.
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you used to not give a fuck about discretion. i seen you rip a man's jaw. is that from peter jackson's 2005 film king kong? that's pineapple express, but you know you could say it's from king kong because he did rip a dinosaur's tongue out and then his jaw. that's correct.
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he saw right that there's two different types of chests. there's the ones with the darker edges, those are the ones that have the items, and there's the lighter ones that just have like money usually. sometimes health. yeah, i get the money health ones a lot. oh, what is this? yeah. fire four spirals of bullets. they give peter beck for the lucky 13 months in a row. i think the spiral ones have been kind of average. i don't even know how to use it. you press a, press b. it says which button it is in the bottom left. oh, i press y. there he goes.
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the real deeks here in the body to hottie where's bergy and fergie? excuse me, peter forsberg, not stacy ferguson the singer for the black eyed peas. oh yeah, give me that mega stain he we already have i
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i wish man this would do more dailies so i could beat him more often. as of right now, he only does dailies that are, he does like super well on them. it's like he's peter forsberg in like the mid 2000s. he only plays like 20 games a season, scores like 40 points. then he just never touches again. 4 4 is random trinket effect in every room. there you go. actually really doesn't make a lot of sense given what it is, does it? yours made a lot more sense. thank you. tyrone!
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can i be an executive producer if i put in 10% of my cock? yeah, that's also acceptable. baby borat is gonna be a huge film. no, baby borat's first in production, but this can be second or third. peter travers from rolling stones says baby borat is a great success! it's a nice!
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and then peter jackson was like, nah, we're gonna get agent smith to do it instead. honestly, i think either... i'd be happy with either. like, i'm not against... uh... uh... weaver, weaving, whatever. but i think david bowie could have done a good job. i... hey man. i think it's pretty shitty to be like hugo weaving and then be like, man, i would have loved to see david bowie do that. and you're like, well...
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i don't think that's right, i just can't think of anything better. well, at least you're not making me spell fucking mitzelplik, so... kitzelplim. oh shit. yeah, i agree chad, i think it's jimmy olsen. oh, that was his name, i was thinking jimmy parker and i was like, no, that's peter parker. jimmy fallon. jimmy olsen's a good one. aw shit, jimmy olsen's an ex. oh no. i swear to god, if it's another marvel superhero at number six, i will be disappointed.
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name a famous saint, but it has saint capitalized. saint nicholas. saint peter. baseball got 26. bunny got 16. flowers got 12. bye got 13. saint peter got 17. all right, nick, you can come back. coming. all right. yeah. nick, name a we need to get 116.
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as soon as your brother likes you. jack says king kong, but i think that supports your argument. yo, king kong starring jack black and peter jackson. that's the other rule is that it starred peter jackson? peter jackson played king kong. oh! um, that's the other rule. if an alliterative movie has jack black, it's good. except saving silverman, which is still bad. you're an idiot. you made a rule just so you could break it immediately. well, there's an exception to every rule.
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we need some more bangers in here. yeah, this passport to paris is not a banger. peter pan. not a banger. not a banger as well. oh bullshit. the disney film peter pan? yeah. i don't know, it was like in 90, 93? no, no, like when it originally came out. oh, like 1933. 1953. whoa. it's way off. it's a little off on that one. oh.
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