Quotes about “pet a cat”
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oh, you came back. like the cat the very next i never got that song. cat came back the very next day, thought he was a goner. who is this owner that is just like throwing his pet away? like seriously, you sound like kind of a dick man. i understand that sometimes pet ownership can be frustration, but you can't just be throwing your pet away. moreover,
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535.08
i really want to get a cat or a dog. i miss having a pet. you know, it's mostly like pretty sweet. i feel like cats are not to be like, huh, you have it so easy. cats are pretty easy. yeah, yeah. i mean, you don't have to walk them or anything. they just kind of exist. do you have like a fancy wi fi litter box or anything like that? it's not wi fi, but it is electronic. so it rotates after like eight minutes of not detecting somebody being inside of it.
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ryuka, he's a real son of a gun. i woke up at like 5 a.m. this morning and went out to the kitchen to get a drink of water. he followed me out and was like it's time to meow and i was like don't you do that dude but how do you stop a cat from meowing as a responsible pet owner?
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we're not gonna let you die, what kind of pet owners will we be? we're just feeding you on a scheduled interval so that you lose some darn weight. i understand, there's a cat, you're like, what's going on here? we got 11 cents.
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1080.54
they kinda did. well that's why they're so damn good at it. and then i didn't even... i got so many anecdotes, well not so many but i got anecdotes from yesterday. put the baby down for a nap, kate says, hey can you run out and get some cat litter? i go to the... catch my ass, walk into the pet store, mine is 12, taking photos of every single kind of cat litter that's in the pet store, sending the message to kate and she says, what else have they got? i say, sister that's it.
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3402.88
no, tomo, that's bad. tomo! now he's he went from i pulled up a chair because he likes to sit beside me while i play, which is really cute. but then he just like walked over in onto my chair and now he's just hanging out. he wants you to pet him, he doesn't just want to watch. yeah, but i need two hands for the controller, tomo. that that needs to work right now. tomo's bad. tomo! he says, why won't you give cat cam? oh my god. he's a very vocal cat.
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josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you don't like this, ken? you suck your dick to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you! he's following me and meowing and i pet him and he meows and he follows. that's the best case scenario for a cat, really. yeah, he ran out and like got in between her feet and tried to knock her over. oh no. it's like some of america's funniest home videos shit.
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120.52
i see you cat. oh two more pennies. you're begging for a pet and you know what you're gonna get one there you go who's a good boy? he's usually i mean he's kind of he's ill behaved sometimes but for the most part. i mean he is a cat he's got a brain the size of a freaking hazelnut, so you know it's not like he means to do bad things sometimes he terrorizes tomo at night, and we got to go hey stop that pick him up by the scruff of his neck
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well, she is, but she has a big heart. she only broadcasts positive things about people she cares about. but listen, why don't you sit at that table over there and tell me about your first wine? i'll be there in just a sec. sure, thank you. meow. nice to meet you too, furry creature. you can't see it? it's like she's talking to me, but there's a little cat in the bottom left corner. meow. meow. you are so cute. can i pet you? is that okay with you? meow. purr, purr, purr, purr.
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someone a human it's not your turn to answer josh. it's nick's turn to answer. oh the cat yeah bad kitties what you doing? pet slash animal number one. hmm also remote remote is on there too keys i'm gonna say person i said person yeah person was number three person slash child because children are not people oh
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