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nl you follow denny's but not nick this is correct. they spend more time together that is that is actually untrue oh believe it or not for all the the living time that we have spent hanging out in person it's not that limited, but i don't know if i have been to denny's since we since we've known each other oh but you follow them on twitch. how did this happen? they did a stream that was like an old school arcade game and
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i think it's really fascinating to get into the head of the person who first designed the signal light mechanism for the lever. i'm thinking about they were like trying different tactile responses and they landed on it should feel like kind of breaking a twig. it's very satisfying. it really is. it'll make you want to signal more.
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you will be judas. this is not true. nick is living under a rock because i don't know what selena gomez looks like? does that sound good for you? i mean it's not really marketed to me. nick is four years older than me and i barely know who selena gomez was. is. she's still a person. but like i was in college when selena gomez was taken off. it's how i don't know the names of any justin bieber songs except for baby as well.
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thanks very much dogtopus for the four months in a row resubscriptions. glad to have you. when i look at chat after looking at this, it's very strange. oh, i can change directions when i'm firing my hadouken. yeah, i'm a crab person, nicky. right. you may have seen me being surrounded by crabs. oh, i found a secret. yeah, you're on top of that. that's for sure. no one's ever been out there yet. it's this spell damage plus five. okay, just a passive upgrade. hard iron cudgel.
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that's another verse i guess yeah what? you're at least three months late to ask chad not to be weird. that's not true i can ask whatever i want you're under no obligation to say yes, though. you can be as weird as you want there's that's the way like it. it's on twitter now you ever see like a famous person make a tweet like the first response is always like fuck me daddy like what oh
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nick are you there? yeah. are there mountain people where you live? yeah. i believe nick is a mountain person. technically. no, i mean like actual mountain people. wait, lumberjacks? wait, okay. your clarification raises way more questions. do you mean yetis? are you talking about yetis in like, like satsang? do you mean like dwarves or... oh, people that live off the mountains.
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he'll be around. i've kind of boned myself a bit. just too late. boned myself a little hard there. are you a mountain person? what's twitter doing? i don't know if they've just had an airport guy yet. twitter, follow dan gheesling. he's the only one out of us that's actually verified. that's true. hey, have you talked to the airport guy yet? no! yeah, no, he came into my stream and he identified himself and i said hi.
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much appreciated. that's part of the that's like a sub contingent of the real world, right? i don't think so. big brother is way bigger than the real world now. isn't there that one guy that like runs all of the reality tv that exists? yeah, mark burnett. yeah, that's the guy. did he do that show too? i don't know, i've never heard of him. he's like the disney of reality tv. disney is not a person, is he?
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disney used to be a person and then they froze his head cryogenically. you think he's still around like cryogenically and stuff? absolutely not. you don't think okay, so you think they lost the head? thank you very much the total package for your subscription. i was just talking about you. i wanna you asked? you asked and then they did? i know, i received!
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not when i i brought my kids to see this, okay? like, come on. wasn't there a scene where there was like a little person with a dildo attached and there's like a slingshot involved? i think you may be combining bruno and the wolf of wall street. i would never do that. also the second half of wolf of wall street was so long i kind of fell asleep. wait, how could the second half be so long, nick?
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well, they go through the teleporter right? but the teleporter kills them and then they make a new one on the other side so do you think he's still the same kirk that he was? don't give me this fucking soma bullshit nigga. what did i i didn't mention soma at all. you've been talking about soma freaking non stop. i'm just wondering about james c. kirk. what does it mean to be a person in soma when there is a monster that chases you? it's freaking i'm uh, so sick! uh, you're shit! i'm so mad! i keep hearing about soma! so mad oh okay, got it.
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so he is the same person then. these are not spoilers, you don't have to yeah, exactly. nick, just go take a philosophy class is what sweety weber mcyegor jensen says. i have. you'd you'd but i didn't like settle the matter in my one semester of philosophy. you didn't get your fill apparently, it's like, you know, if you go out to eat and you're still hungry, you get something else to eat, man.
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someone said he burnt three apartments and one person died. no, i don't think that's true it's they said it was rebutted a bunch of times in the comments. that's misinformation. there's another fire that happened at the same time
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but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice
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oh, that seems pretty bad. all things considered. oh, you ripped my chainsaw! you fuckboy! oh, you got a box. what is going on? nobody's dead? no! hi, dad. oh my god, no one's dead? yeah, i live. wait, one person's dead. it's the most valuable weapon so far. oh, the saxophone? i thought i was gonna flamethrower!
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i mean if you had the choice to mug a person with hair or a person who's bald, which one do you think is statistically less likely with the large sample size to give you problems? depends on what kind of hair. if it's a mohawk, i'm an owl. yeah, see that's what i'm talking about. buzz cut mohawk, these are things you avoid when you're mugging. not like i'd know. even cornrows, i would dip.
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okay. oh. that liked it. my idea was actually just to hit them with the water gun, but it didn't work. i understand that this sounds callous. i'm actually like a very nice person. this is based on experience of being like in cities and people are like, hey, can i get some help? and then you're like, yeah, sure, what's up? you need some directions?
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i donate money to charities. i will give money to the homeless on occasion. i know that doesn't, that's like, you know, not necessarily indicative of being a good person. i'm just saying i'm not ignorant of the social problems. i only donate to the red cross. i don't hand anybody money specifically because people be scamming. oh, this has a distance limit. i didn't know that. nl, i was hoping to meet you at pax prime, but no, you were a scumlord who went into hiding. that's not true. i was on the show floor all day!
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he's all around the world. okay? i maybe catch him for three seconds. i was around man. i'm a big fan can you give me directions to your wallet? i'm a big fan of imagine dragons okay, look i wasn't born the cynical person that you see before you society has turned me into the world hardened his heart exactly look i cried when i watched the brave little toaster just like anybody else okay
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uh oh. i'm surprised they didn't like ask for id. they're supposed to and apparently they didn't. they asked me for id which i thought was really hilarious. and this was the first time, i love telling this story because i'm super like shy about my job but they were like can you prove that you're this person and i went to like google image search and typed northernlion and then just gave them my phone and was like there you go. got two worms on the rim. yeah this is not great placement for me. uh yeah i go to all the packs, this is awesome.
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i don't like people i think i'm a terrible person for the stuff that i've said about the city living here but if you recognize me, it's always been a good experience. just you know say hello i'm not gonna tell you to fuck yourself you every time i'm always like that guy was pretty cool what happened there? did it decide my turn? oh the pneumatic drill actually counted as? lexington badger, thank you very much for the subscription there you go much appreciated kobold appreciates it too. oh
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don't worry about the over sit back, the game's telling me to sit back, relax. what if i don't want to do that game? he's trying to control us. i know. why do you have such a problem with authority, rob? anybody who knows what they're doing, you're like, fuck you man, you think you know better than me? it's because i like getting stabbed. it's my attempt at a certain kind of person, you know? alright, you guys can join now. it is dbpr. all audience members are welcome. i should be in. it's like deer if you spelled it very poorly.
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well, uh, considering i know that i didn't write that one, that can only narrow down that answer to one other person. well, nick got 100% of the two votes. of the two votes, though. a rejected phrase for one of those valentine heart candies, do me or suck me, beautiful.
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recall. oh there's a person. there's a person. oh nice, we have the room. i talked for way too long before i realized there was no one else in the call with me. were you doing a poetry slam? yeah, i was definitely slamming out some poetry right there. were you deaf? one more join. oh, so how do you give me the code now? i don't have the code. the code is in the skype window. what? oh, there it is. it wasn't there a second ago.
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okay, i put 600 down. i don't know what is watch your family. oh you guys have not an idea i don't have the option to bid anymore i don't either i get like five seconds to look at the thing and then i get to yeah i just made $2,300 you should wait to bid until like okay. yeah, my like my person said if i
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what does that mean? i haven't found it yet. up your butt and around the corner? what's around the corner? is there more butt up there? it's... i mean, there's a lot of corners in the butt, right? like, because the colon is so, uh, coiled. it's like 22 miles or something. can't you stretch it out to the moon? i believe that if you take the colon and stretch it out, it is approximately as long as one human colon. alright. you could stretch you could coil it up and put it inside an average person's body.
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does everybody there have an irish accent, nick? no, actually, not everybody does. whaaaat? yeah, because it's actually a really touristy place and there's people from all over the world. that is crazy. believe it or not, we ran into people from russia, we ran into people from france, all different places. does everybody there look like a leprechaun? i can't say that i saw a single person that looked like a leprechaun, but there was a leprechaun history museum around the central area of dublin, which was kind of hilarious. we didn't go to it though. that's pretty cool.
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i... but if you don't, it's like 2pm eastern, i think. uh, it's 1. 1? oh. in, in uh, pacific standard time at least, it's 1. then someone on twitter was telling me that it was like different for them, so i don't know if maybe like different, there's like region locking or something, i don't know. so just like look at the countdown timer then. yeah. look at your own countdown timer and that's probably when it comes out for you. the person who told me that they had a different time could have just been mistaken.
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which is not pleasant. and he kept leaning and moving around, shifting, and he had his e reader and he kept changing pages and shifting into my freaking side. and the whole time i was like, man, i feel like northernlion would have had a panic attack if this was him in this situation. i would have been pissed, yeah. put that dude on blast. i was really not happy through the whole thing. i just crumpled into the window as far as i could go, and that wasn't even enough because then of course the person in the seat in front of me had to put their seat back as far as it went to. oh, dude, that shit is like...
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so you're gonna be a stupid ass and just make sure you only die. i would like, i don't know. i would be mad. yeah. i would be too if i died. only one person died, but at least we all got our bags out. oh fuck. that's like the ultimate like i'm out for myself and myself alone moment. it's like okay, i've recognized this might cause like an extra 5% chance of someone dying, but it's my bag so fuck you. yeah, my bag my life. it's my body. hey man, i paid for the ticket just like everybody else did. yep.
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the prime minister of uganda and i'm like, what are you talking about? he doesn't have hair. he's the same person obviously. doesn't make any flippin' sense. you like aqua as your favorite color? no. normal. i forget which one aqua is. that's just the blue version of the same... yeah, it's like matcha but blue. yeah, aqua's pretty nice too.
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josh is on shoal near the end. thank you, nice person in chat who actually answered the question i asked to josh. how do i know where i'm at? when you go down the floor it says, you know. it's the same floors as you have in the regular game though except for the shop is the chest. i still don't understand how it all works. also, ultra reed's bot is incredible. i'm very for them. i think i should reroll these. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm gonna reroll. oh!
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and it's steven. thank you as well, but like josh you watch wrestling. maybe you can shed some light on it okay, everyone's tweeting about kane, right? yeah. yeah, what's going on with kane? is it kane's character? is it kane the person who plays the character or is it the actor who plays the character who plays kane the wrestler? i don't get it. so there's the actor that plays kane his name is not kane. what's his name? do you know i forget you guys okay?
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i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer.
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better get the fuck out of here. au revoir shoshana! nice. you disarmed me from a mile away. oh, oh, oh, i don't like that. you got a problem? someone in my chat said you seem like the type of person who likes ferrets. do you guys agree with that? wiz? the kind of person who likes ferrets?
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oh, jesus. who's the fourth person? it's rumble muffin. he's the baddest dude in the world. dude, there's a dinosaur in the back. oh, yeah. must be playing like in the same division. yeah. this is fucking horrifying. josh, your head is so much bigger than everyone else's. damp dude. all the brains. oh, yeah. you think greg and marsha brady ever had sexual intercourse then? nope.
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i'm the world's smartest man. i was like if i do this, runebag's gonna hook me up baby. and it did. feels like an insult calling somebody a real runebag. i don't know man, in a lot of nordic cultures it's the highest compliment you could possibly pay somebody. you just pull a mjolnir. every morning man. it's one of the 10 things every successful person does before breakfast. knowledge! you wake up, pull a mjolnir, have 8 or 9 business meetings and then just get on with the rest of your day.
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unless you have to be in a keyboard run when you start. i don't know if that's the case hmm i think that might be the case actually oh yeah, i know if i enter then it would be co op. yeah, i got you yeah, yeah and co op whatever you start the game with that is the primary person's controller how does mark synergize with brimstone? i'd let you know, but i still haven't gotten brimstone and all in afterbirth so far so one of these days, maybe i'll figure out what what's this item brimstone. i've never heard of it. oh
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for them. that's slap bracelets. go to your school. well okay yeah that's true. our girls had class. nope. alright let's see if this malarkey wants to work now. just do it. do you see he got arrested a couple weeks back? i did see that actually yeah. first person to get to 100,000 feet i'll buy them
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oh, okay. oh... you're wrecked by the wizard. wait, i'm still alive? first person to get to 35,000 feet, i'll buy you a mcflurry if the machine's not broken. i don't want mcflurries.
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i mean you go overboard this is a bad bad deal and then i'll be like why don't you just give me six nuggets instead yeah and the person behind the counter is gonna be like uh we don't really have like a protocol for that and then i'll say also you were here yesterday and you tried to save shit i'll say call up ronald mcdonald or i'm gonna sue your ass nice
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have you seen that commercial where like they're in the grocery store and then there's a little tim hortons kiosk and they try to play it off like it's some kind of huge prank or something like someone walks by and they go welcome tooms you want a coffee and then the person's like whaaaat? a mobile coffee shop in my grocery store?
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alright, this is our chance. chat, spirit bomb, help me out, raise your hands! don't do it. have either of you guys played choice chamber yet? yeah. it's fun, ryan, you'd like it. is it a first person shooter? it's like a side scrolling first person shooter.
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got him whatever i'm just in this for the pinata economy at this point. this is ryan. yeah you in the overwatch beta no, i'm not you know who else is in in the overwatch beta yeah, it's very jack he's the number one person that isn't in the overwatch beta that i'm aware of what do you mean? he's the number one like he's in oh he's the one i've heard about it the most
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it's like the exact reason i love subtitles. it's like, you know, because sometimes then, like, i won't hear what a person says and kate will be like, what'd they say? and then i've got to either make something up or i've got to admit that i just don't care enough to even know what they said so she'll be like, what did ronan the destroyer say? i don't know. fucking, he's got a, he's got a scepter he wants to destroy the world, you know? just let it happen. yeah. ronan the destroyer.
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oh, oh, uh, someone in chat gave good data. it's j6ot9 up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown. but actually it wasn't him. but there was another person who said, lamb is baby sheep. the sheep is generally called mutton. mmm, that's true, yeah. when you go to a restaurant, it's like mutton. yeah. because if it were sheep, you'd be like, what do i care? i'm not gonna eat a sheep. what do i look like? eh, lamb chop. god, stop blowing up, you blow upper.
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there are six billion people on this earth. there's someone who thinks that the smuckers corporation controls the world's banks. it's true. that person is josh. this isn't quite on that level. it's kind of a minor thing, really. breaker breaker bill gates nicks onto us.
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you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh
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i mean actually it just helped. how is retro vision? don't i have phd? retro vision should not be in this. oh you're gonna love retro vision, it's a great build. phd just like keeps retro vision in there for fun. that's weird. i wish i could he died of an overdose. oh well then like that's not funny, that's just sad. sad. this is kind of insensitive of him. probably never gonna get another chance at that really really easy and terrible joke. makes him feel like a horrible person.
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you're firing. you're smoking and the boys are who is this person? it's jack! it's jack the fetus. you ever heard of him? aw fuck. he's gonna chainsaw your ass, that's better. oh! oh ho ho, that chainsaw wins! this is the fastest pulse start i've ever seen! yeah. ooh! ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! wha this is long dude, i can't tell where the rocket launcher ends and the head begins.
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oh yeah. boom! i feel like the actual meta here is just demo the shit out of the other person every time. oh yeah, sure. it's hard not to, honestly. oh, there we go! fastest shot i've ever seen in this mode. easy money. beautiful, that's like a normal setup. wow, you hit it like a real ball. that was a surprisingly textbook goal. yeah. paymaker. i just want this one to end. i'll just quit out to the menu if you want. yeah, we can do that, i guess.
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it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind.
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i figured a lot of people would be throwing them everywhere so they'd like build up faster but it seems like it's just like one person gets to it. back off nick! it's my brimstone! i kinda want that item though. don't look. don't look. oh! it worked! the turkey cannon! the turkey is worky! boom. that's a spartan laser man. that is an official boom. don't you all pack a fail me chad.
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i think i'm gonna turn on the twitch music playlist. seriously, there is no the in front of hush. did i say that? how do you see the twitch music playlist? oh, i might not have shouted this person out like an hour ago. i got a donation for $5 from anonymous. it says, thanks to the entertainment, by the way, have you seen epic fetus plus brimstone synergy yet? it's dope as hell. no, what is epic fetus and brimstone together? do the bombs like shoot rays out of them or something? mm hmm. oh, sweet. thank you, anonymous.
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i have to say watching it back as an older person now, it wasn't as good as it was when i was younger. believe it! okay, that also really messed with my head a little bit. i watched originally the japanese one and when i watched it again i watched the english dub because i wanted to do other stuff while i was watching it and i didn't want to keep reading. so it didn't have the impact and i still love the show but it wasn't quite as good this time. i heard shippuden is better. yeah, i never watched that yet. oh really?
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and then by the end they're just like screaming racial slurs at this person. well yeah, that's... it is the internet, so you know. it's the logical endpoint for any discussion. oh, this redheart damage. this redheart damage hurts me deep in my soul. thank you very much, sebastianas, for your subscription. oh god, i just went right in the mouth of madness on that. did you hit a spike? i went in for the golden chest and i hit all the spikes about three times trying to get the massive infamy out.
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does anyone know in detail? or is it just a sign? yeah, you put it in a brine for preservation purposes. there's some kind of vinegar involved in the brine. that is a brine! the brine is like salty water. the brine is vinegar based. oh, okay. vinegar based brine. vinegar based brine is the name of my new ska band. honestly, vinegar based brine sounds like a twitch person. yeah, it does. yeah. ah!
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whoa oh come on that was the tiki mask from crash bandicoot what a big off yeah that it's exactly the same cadence yeah but one person hosted double freeze yeah where's the freeze points on that oh i got them all good
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make it care boys. oh i have had my revenge like immediately i never moved the trick with the hook is that you end up or the other person ends up wherever you start. i'll just wait oh, okay sure. i was waiting for you to be polite. oh the recovery still in it is only because of mutual failure yeah pretty much mutually assured failure
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got him on this patch. it's an axe to the face. it's actually a hammer also, this isn't dotus. there's no one named axe axe attacks that's an axe quote that is yeah so that is better really good running things so far in the first quarter of brawl hall though where somebody says something and then the other person observes what they said i'll go probably would have preferred to have the bomb to be honest link well. it's gone now. oh
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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wednesday november 18th 2015 edition is always in your house northern line driven by steam co host rockley smile. oh, hey, there's me who's the third person though? it's not you expected. yeah, it's the answer may surprise you it's twitch.tv and youtube.tv slash bear taffy tv. hello tv tv tv tv to you as well we're gonna be playing the binding of isaac after birth then we're gonna be playing worms i think and then we're gonna be playing super fight i think on the
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i think it's shit talking throwing shade on somebody disrespecting a person stepping into their light stealing their sunshine there you go you're getting closer i find that most uh phenomenon can be described by the title of a len song len song yeah i exist virus hell of a run right here does this key buddy ever give you good stuff no right he looks pretty bad he's eating like a lot of keys i really need those but i never picked him up before so i thought i'd give him a try i wonder if he just never pays out at all
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wait a minute. this is the end of my world. someone in my chat's claiming that you give off more radiation than an average person. because i the sun bounces off my head. oh yeah. that's a pretty cool scientific fact. you know what's a pretty cool scientific fact? the brain named itself willow dude. it's not really a fact though. pardon me? is it just an extrapolation? well because naming is just sort of a human made convention anyway.
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