Quotes about “persimmons”
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1125.80
start fruiting during every single month. we're almost past grape season. that's good news for me. i'm not a grape guy. i eat some of them, but like mostly it's for my kid. kids love to eat grapes. mango season? oh, persimmons! yes. he's h mart posting. persimmons. i've never really been a persimmon guy, but this one, i mean i like them okay, but i usually like buy a box in the fall and then eat like two of them.
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1157.98
maybe this is the year that i get into the persimmons, man. the only thing with persimmons is it's kind of like an avocado, right? like you got to pay attention to ripening them. you can't just toss them in the fridge and then pray for the best. but then i'll admit, i thought nectarines were kind of like a mid fruit. and then dlguiga said, you got to let them ripen on the counter, not in the fridge. and then i was like, yeah, like that's going to affect anything. and then i let them ripen on the counter and like it changed the game.
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2373.50
when things inflate you're like oh shit things cost more that's bad but then when things deflate you're like oh shit nobody's fucking buying anything there's no money. start buying beef bozo the midwest needs you. you have so many rfk acolytes that only eat raw beef man you don't need me you don't need me. i'm buying shit that's that's keeping our local vegetable economy afloat. i'm buying like persimmons and shit okay
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2571.440
the columbian exchange. i never thought about that, man. i never thought about it. before they had tomatoes, what the heck were they throwing, man? probably throwing some fucked up european vegetable that's soft. they were throwing persimmons or some shit like that. apples? that's gotta hurt, man. also, they were full of shit, right? they were always talking about we don't have enough food. meanwhile, as soon as some motherfucker finds themselves in the stocks, it's like, let him have it.
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6256.720
persimmons smell strongly of semen so i can't eat them thank you for saying that um because i thought that i was a little crazy and honestly check out in my own head a little bit when i said that coconut water smells like semen and everyone went huh they went they did the cat thing huh but persimmons do have a certain
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6306.260
i mean it's not a surprise that something in nature would smell like cum, right? like cum is from nature. it just... it would be weird if cum was the only thing that smelled like that. like it's all just a different composition of like chemicals. is it good or bad that mine doesn't smell? uh, your persimmons or your semen? because your semen definitely smells. and if you don't smell it, you should take out the trash in your room. because you have gone nose blind.
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6333.940
which is a disaster if you have someone come over. you do not want to, you gotta take care of that like right away. you get, go next time you're at the store just get like a candle or something. who's smelling their cum? i don't know i guess anybody breathing in air when it's in the environment like what are you talking about? oh that's true you could also buy some persimmons to display in your room.
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6358.340
you could be like, oh yes, that aroma, that wonderful smell, fresh persimmons. i sliced some persimmons before you came over. and then you don't have to clean. librarian, we've had our differences today. this is a very pivotal moment for a guy like me. is this any good? is this any good? it's bad. okay, okay, thank you.
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2424.16
she even said who is, i can't be mad, that's correct. how'd you know that? that's a guess? there was no siri involved? she's peeling something to feed me. oh persimmons, yo! let's go, persimmons! i haven't had a persimmon in like four years. i'm down with it. you've never had a persimmon, it's a strange fruit in that, like kate, feel free to correct me on this, i'm pretty sure it's in season for like
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2471.56
two or three months and is not common, like in north america, is barely consumed at all. i only heard about persimmons when i went to korea. and i, you know, i was a 20 something pseudo, i thought i was an intellectual. only little, or only later did i learn how little i actually knew about life.
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2944.14
so i'll level with you, there's two different kinds of persimmons here. i have had many persimmons in my life. they're almost like... a persimmon for me is like the... it's the cross between a fruit and a vegetable. it's almost like what if we made a tomato, like something with the texture of a tomato that tasted like... not really like an apple, but it had like a fruit esque taste. almost like a melon taste. so i don't know which one of these persimmons is which.
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4108.88
and you would be happy. i would... i will take a canned pear 100% of the time over a fresh pear. something about it. yeah. have you had a persimmon? i don't know. i don't think so. i have had a few because they're popular in the autumn in korean culture. oh really? yeah. so persimmons are kind of like... it's hard to explain to some extent. it's kind of like a sweet
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595.10
al grove, come on man, eddie grove, mickey grove, rube grove, jimmy grove, lefty grove, rolly, rolly fox obviously, rolly fox. we tied, we tied. i'll take it, we'll take it. can you match the hit songs to the 1970s persimmons, teen idols or groups who performed them?
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3051.96
are you not a passion fruit? you're a papaya? you're a dragon fruit? that's a dragon fruit. you're the passion fruit. gross. you're just a damn melon. you're like a cantaloupe? are you... you're an apricot? chad? is this a sand dollar? that's a grape. okay, come on. i give up for honor? i give up for honor? that's a persimmon? i've eaten persimmons in my life?
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635.82
really? i need the extra calories. i probably don't need to be getting them from like, you know, eating like nine persimmons a day. but that's where it's coming from right now. wait, jk simmons has a treat? he came out with a new fruit recently. what's persimmons? persimmons is like a it's a fall fruit. chad, is he memeing? persimmons, bro. oh, we got one right there. oh, yeah. yeah. little buddy behind him. he's got no shields. his buddy's got no shields.
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673.96
oh, not about his body's hard left. yeah, they're fighting someone else. i think in the it's not let's be careful. no, i think i think we're okay. i think persimmons like a pair. it's kind of like a sweet tomato apple type. where's the where's the origin? not the midwest asia. maybe i knocked him. oh, let's get on that. oh, let the bodies hit the floor. i don't want to slurp. i'm right on us.
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710.04
it's a plague doctor. holy i was useless there. i'd like to apologize. okay, plenty of slurp. i mean, i did get the kill so maybe not that useless but no you got him. yeah, there's another slurp over here for you too. thank you. i've never you know what i just know it's hard to believe i've never even heard of a persephone. i feel like they keep introducing new fruits like every two years persimmons were new to me maybe like 10 years ago. i only know them
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