Quotes about “persimmon”
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1819.86
but then some people do the thumbs in the pocket and i'm like alright brooks and dunn you're trying a little too hard. but then if you put your hands behind your back it's like ajashi in the h mart looking for like what the best persimmon to buy is. like you're examining every single persimmon in the pile. and then arms in front of you is you know i had to do it to him, lucky luciano. and then arms crossed is like i'm not buying what you're selling brother. like every single bit of body language has
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1125.80
start fruiting during every single month. we're almost past grape season. that's good news for me. i'm not a grape guy. i eat some of them, but like mostly it's for my kid. kids love to eat grapes. mango season? oh, persimmons! yes. he's h mart posting. persimmons. i've never really been a persimmon guy, but this one, i mean i like them okay, but i usually like buy a box in the fall and then eat like two of them.
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4687.88
so it's one of those games where you hit move and then it's like, do you want to go north, south, east, west? this is the celery forest. there's a baby persimmon. okay, let's talk to it. the celery forest is to the east. the persimmon lies below. should i take the baby? don't take the baby, nick. i tried to take the baby, but he's just a baby. alright, so there's some self awareness going on here.
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2424.16
she even said who is, i can't be mad, that's correct. how'd you know that? that's a guess? there was no siri involved? she's peeling something to feed me. oh persimmons, yo! let's go, persimmons! i haven't had a persimmon in like four years. i'm down with it. you've never had a persimmon, it's a strange fruit in that, like kate, feel free to correct me on this, i'm pretty sure it's in season for like
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2497.68
should have listened to an alan jackson song. you know, chattahoochee. a lot about living and a little about love. anyway, i digress. so they're like, hey, why don't you try this fruit? and i'm like, what fruit is it? and they're like, it's a persimmon. and i'm like, it sounds like you're trying to say parsnip, but you're pronouncing it wrong? and they're like, nah. and honestly, it's pretty offensive. and they were right. it's called a persimmon. it's like a sweet tomato. it tastes like sweet, super sweet yam.
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1735.76
i don't know of an orange fruit that grows in the trees that isn't a uh an orange. chat got it. it's a persimmon. what the fuck's a persimmon? it's like a tiny tiny sweet pumpkin kind of. what the fuck? that's a new one for me. i've never had a persimmon. it's the first time i even heard the word. it's it's a bit of a different fruit.
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2197.28
toxicology three holy f*** what okay toxicology so it's a scientific thing it's a profession scorpion you know toxic kind of poison uh saturn has poisonous gas toxic gases across poison is on there let's just click that toxicology water i don't you know that was a good persimmon
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2944.14
so i'll level with you, there's two different kinds of persimmons here. i have had many persimmons in my life. they're almost like... a persimmon for me is like the... it's the cross between a fruit and a vegetable. it's almost like what if we made a tomato, like something with the texture of a tomato that tasted like... not really like an apple, but it had like a fruit esque taste. almost like a melon taste. so i don't know which one of these persimmons is which.
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4108.88
and you would be happy. i would... i will take a canned pear 100% of the time over a fresh pear. something about it. yeah. have you had a persimmon? i don't know. i don't think so. i have had a few because they're popular in the autumn in korean culture. oh really? yeah. so persimmons are kind of like... it's hard to explain to some extent. it's kind of like a sweet
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538.60
oh, what america, where were they? roger moore, maud adams, jonathan price, robert de niro. robert de niro's in brazil? oh my god. there we go, a room with the view and then octopussy. whatever, we still crushed it. frick! i can see chad again, by the way. i can see chad. let's do a quick lag test in chad. say persimmon. dude, that was only like maybe eight seconds. i think twitch is back.
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1022.40
this is, this is not easy. give me some time. there's gotta be some double ts in there somewhere. oxygen, crypt, krypton, a al oo min yum, persimmon? is it, maybe like there's some double ss in there? dude, this is hard with no prompting. potassium! let's go! let's go! you don't try me! what about manganese? ladies and gentlemen,
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3051.96
are you not a passion fruit? you're a papaya? you're a dragon fruit? that's a dragon fruit. you're the passion fruit. gross. you're just a damn melon. you're like a cantaloupe? are you... you're an apricot? chad? is this a sand dollar? that's a grape. okay, come on. i give up for honor? i give up for honor? that's a persimmon? i've eaten persimmons in my life?
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