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sometimes they gotta give you a mixtape. yeah, if they wanna give you a mixtape, you give them the x. if they say, hey where's this? first off, i don't want people asking me for directions. me ignoring them is a good thing, because i would be like, it's fucking like two blocks away from here, and then i'd be like, oh wait, it's like 20 blocks in the other direction. i'm a liability when it comes to directions. but it's like 90% of people are carrying phones, 95 maybe, are carrying phones in their pockets.
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yeah, but man, you're seeing what people are gonna see in like 150 years. they're gonna come down there and be like, look at these spray paintings from the primitive peoples of this area. fuck the police. what could it mean? does anyone here understand english? oh, that was... the police was their god of justice and they don't like him very much sometimes. taking my fuckboy test tomorrow. ask nick what i should know. you should try going with a bike ride with me. i think you'll probably make it pretty far.
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chat wants three hours of rumbler with mathis. yes! now you're speaking my language. random people from chat physically fighting mathis. that sounds like a good show. i would watch that. oh, there's a missile. alright. that didn't work out. it sorta worked. oh, i made a mistake. oh god. goodbye friends. i'll be here. remember me. not gonna lie, i'd watch that. i'm not surprised that you would.
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i sleeped the... ooh, wow, bro, that's a really nice part. here, kait, you look these things up, okay? i'm doing a show. people get mad at me about talking about magic the gathering, even though it's the way i'm gonna live my life from now on. nick is giving me the silent treatment. and we got a show to do. hey, there's your classic bear right there, kait. hey, get bear on here. i like that guy. he could talk about magic. that's definitely not true. that is also true.
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final nut total, seven. i like that the most controversial thing that ever comes up on the show is tipping. just math in general. not even math, but then, you know, you mentioning that people don't get tipped in ireland is because, uh, you know, people are now like, well, waitresses and waiters, they'll get paid, like, fair wages here. that's true. oh my! you're not wrong. oh yeah, i wasn't saying that as if they're somehow, like, on the same level. i was just saying that is that situation separate from this situation.
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it's all hyperbole though. okay, don't call a tip a bribe from customers. that's like how you know you've gone too far. that's just, that's outrageous conjecture right there. oh, whoa, when did you get here? oh, well, yeah. n.l. just acts like an asshole as his character for the show. my, what i like to think as my character for the show is like whenever i'm out and i'm silently judging people, which everybody does,
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i mean in a way it's sort of a consequence free zone here. very true. except like 30 people did tweet me and say like, hey shithead what's wrong with you blah blah blah i can't take a joke. but i had another story from the same grocery store i can't remember if i told on the show stop me if you've heard this one before. so we were there.
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make some connections, network with people. we know a dude who's gonna be an astronaut one day. he's gonna get us free tickets to space. pretty much the only reason i'm still friends with him to be honest with you. uh, we're back from ads, you wanna do the daily? yeah man, i'm ready. i was thinking about it. no man, i told you not to say that! i uh... i was yawning halfway through. i drew cats while you were talking about college. i'm going down here. good character, i'm gonna be cyclops, why not?
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it's a lady? no, it's a dude. i was gonna he's the dude from saliva. dude from saliva. do people like listen to saliva? i mean, he got on this aaa song right here. for what? for spider man 1, hero. for being in saliva. yeah. i mean, this was the era where like one of the most famous bands in the world was puddle of fucking mud, so let's like keep it in perspective here a little bit. yeah.
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the chef was like, why are you trying to bring this back? it doesn't fucking work! so disappointed. who am i going after here? who wants a homing d to the d? uh, homing dicta the dome? yeah, perfect. i don't get if the vanilla's supposed to come from the beaver's taint, then why are there also those vanilla seeds that people are scraping out? why are there still beavers? superfluous, yeah, it's like why are there still beavers? we've evolved past that.
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for your subscription you do want them to be moist hold up nick i've got a great conversational thread for us to pull on here somebody linked me to a picture of a box of chicken mcnuggets from the united states i believe they got 40 of them or something because they now this 50 nugget thing has become a thing so people are they're always tweeting me about it and on the box. it said dip them i take no issue with that you dip chicken nuggets. that's obvious, but then it also said stack them what i
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are we waking it up inside or updating the bios here and then now? gotta install now. oh, there's a giant. there's a metroid. it really wants to install windows 10. don't let it. it really does. ah, there's people with guns! those guys are party. i got shot. i can't complete the objective. the camera's moved too far! josh! you need your mech mouse! you're running away from the objective! i'm not moving away from the objective.
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