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1271.820
ehh... what's the doesn't the in the states, the president gets a pension of like $300,000 a year for the rest of their life? that's pretty good. i thought i read that i have an isaac question. i know we're not supposed to talk about it. excuse me? i'll i'll allow it. so i'm on boss rush, we're about to take an item, and i have brimstone, but i have always be shooting and split shot. right. do both of those not do anything?
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2938.840
but it does have more michael rooker aka yondu and i'm like for that. are they not making a fourth iron man or is that just done now? no tony stark if he works he's not going to be able to collect his uh like retirement pension from the american government so he's just like he's taking it easy right now. i don't blame him he's been in a lot of avengers stuff lately let him have a rest.
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1365.060
it gives like a eulogy and it's like they leave behind this person, that person, their job at this place, and then that'll mean the family won't make enough money to make ends meet. that would be a hell of a battle royale game, like a cinematic exposition based battle royale. and then they get screwed out of their pension because it was their fault they died because they took a mini 14 after it got nerfed when there was an ak right next to it.
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2980.48
the american style middle aged midlife crisis is something that's gonna age really badly. i guess pun intended. let's take pun intended on that one. like doesn't in current conditions, doesn't that sound like the most entitled shit ever? oh, i have like a great family and a stable job that probably even has a pension, but i'm just like... i'm not content. okay, like get over it. a quarter life crisis makes sense to me.
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1099.08
i don't even really understand this but it sounds so innocuous as to be hilarious. some am i the assholes are like, i shot my girlfriend in the leg. am i the asshole? and some of them are like, i forgot to use my signal light once. am i the asshole? both could make you the asshole but i have a pension for both of them quite frankly. so since i'm a big fan of back to the future, i told her it's a tv series.
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310.82
at least living on a prayer is like real, you know? like that song is kind of like new jersey's don't stop believing. it's about like not enjoying your blue collar job and wanting to move out to california. that's relatable in the 80s. now everybody from california is like, oh shit, we gotta give up on those prayers and go back to new jersey and work on the docks. you get a pension. we didn't know how good we had it. but in the 80s, there was more wanderlust.
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4596.84
they're not, they don't know where i am. they have no clue. and guess what? it's because i'm not even me anymore. i could be anybody. don't come over by me. don't come in here. there's a little thing in the united states of america, there's a little thing called privacy. you would be well to look it up, bucko. listen, i know you got a pension or whatever.
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2428.08
it's not like a revolutionary thing like, oh i'm the only one who's gonna say it. i don't like being around other people's kids, especially when they're strangers. get over it. they're gonna be funding social security and the old age pension when your ass is just like chilling watching reruns of gravity falls on tv for the 22nd year in a row. like have some respect. she can't get in and have like some chicken and waffles? she doesn't even eat that much.
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952.36
i will say this is my go to movie when i talk about how much the world has changed in 20 years is that in 1999 i guess watching kevin spacey have like a good and stable job that probably had a pension and be like i'm not satisfied in my life i'm gonna ruin it you were like dude he's finding meaning in his life this is like inspirational
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623.76
thank you for asking. there's one coming along by the way. never mind. he's cat, he's cat, he's cat. no, what are you? millennial? what are you? yeah, of course. we're almost the same age. and millennial means what? i just can't believe i told you that gen z was 14 to 26 and you said, what are you? a zoomer? you know gen z and zoomer is the same thing. okay, well that's what i'm learning. and then boomer is like, if you have a pension. say boomer is like,
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