Quotes about “pension”
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great iron gang. are they like football players who become bank robbers or something? no, teenagers at a juvenile pension center under the that's the other way around. counselor gain self esteem by playing football together. i think i've watched part of that actually. guardians of the galaxy. guardians of the galaxy as of 2014 obviously. yeah.
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ehh... what's the doesn't the in the states, the president gets a pension of like $300,000 a year for the rest of their life? that's pretty good. i thought i read that i have an isaac question. i know we're not supposed to talk about it. excuse me? i'll i'll allow it. so i'm on boss rush, we're about to take an item, and i have brimstone, but i have always be shooting and split shot. right. do both of those not do anything?
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wait, how do you do this? oh, you gotta do over there! ah, i'm a dingus! oh, you guys were paying attention that time. yeah, i'm an attention payer. you're in a pension? i'm in a pension tayer. can twitch give us some pension? are they allowed? french attention! can they give us french attention? i'll take a pension or some french attention. me too. frankly. do you think this will shoot... by the way, good collusion, kobol. good collusion.
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i'm just gonna real job that does pension matching on my 401k. so glad you got upset what about me? what about raven? all right, john's running takes another pimp your channel. i am twitch tv slash professional man come check me out on reddit
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sounds like a joke not a joke. so you get a congratulations for living. i'm pretty sure well you get a letter from another 100 year old which just must be nice to have peers. yeah this is nice yeah you get into a problem. penpals. what do you get in the united states anything? if you live to be 100? yeah. probably robbed. probably lose your pension. take away your health care they tell the insurance that they take away your health care. you don't have to be 100 for that.
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but it does have more michael rooker aka yondu and i'm like for that. are they not making a fourth iron man or is that just done now? no tony stark if he works he's not going to be able to collect his uh like retirement pension from the american government so he's just like he's taking it easy right now. i don't blame him he's been in a lot of avengers stuff lately let him have a rest.
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it gives like a eulogy and it's like they leave behind this person, that person, their job at this place, and then that'll mean the family won't make enough money to make ends meet. that would be a hell of a battle royale game, like a cinematic exposition based battle royale. and then they get screwed out of their pension because it was their fault they died because they took a mini 14 after it got nerfed when there was an ak right next to it.
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the american style middle aged midlife crisis is something that's gonna age really badly. i guess pun intended. let's take pun intended on that one. like doesn't in current conditions, doesn't that sound like the most entitled shit ever? oh, i have like a great family and a stable job that probably even has a pension, but i'm just like... i'm not content. okay, like get over it. a quarter life crisis makes sense to me.
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but at the very least, at least they spoke french very well. you know what i mean? it was like there was a leg up on the competition. like none of those kids were academically stellar. but all of them were like, at least i have french. which is actually like a really good skill to have in canada. it qualifies you for a lot of other jobs including like stable government jobs that have a pension.
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was her name psycho mantis? no, it was xenia onatop. so it was like at least her first name was not like, you know, sexual. but she do be killing the people from being on top of them. what do you think james bond makes per month? i bet he doesn't get paid that much because he's a government employee, but i bet his pension is fucking insane. stop. can you just go? can you be faster?
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i don't even really understand this but it sounds so innocuous as to be hilarious. some am i the assholes are like, i shot my girlfriend in the leg. am i the asshole? and some of them are like, i forgot to use my signal light once. am i the asshole? both could make you the asshole but i have a pension for both of them quite frankly. so since i'm a big fan of back to the future, i told her it's a tv series.
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