Quotes about “penis size average”
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you never notice how justin looks like he's smuggling a salami in his pocket? what the hell? oh, i thought this was justin making his own joke and i was like, damn, way to brag, man. i would never. if anything, he would just insist on his hog being perfectly normal. yeah, yeah. bam. average size penis. i like my friends like i like my fantasies only in my head. average sized. average sized. surprise, i've never seen justin's balls. really?
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you'd know what you're getting into you showed up, and you're like my name is big dick joke and then you pull out your dick, and it's perfectly average size. yeah, but like in the mafia they use that kind of shit all the time play with that larry. oh, he's skinny. what yeah? ironic nicknames like there's an enormous dude named tiny yep i feel you like my porn name is big big joe, but i actually have a micro penis looks like an acorn
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is there like a paper from a doctor that's like what's the usual length to girth ratio? if it's one to one then i don't know maybe i gotta measure myself and see if i'm one to one. i gotta tell you i don't think there's any shot this motherfucker's two inches around. that would be huge. kek w, kek w. you're snitching on yourself? no no no it's the internet classic. you make jokes about how your dick is small then when you're in the change room at the gym boom. average size penis.
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in that 0.2 seconds that you're airborne, your butt migrates like 8 inches. and i didn't mean anything by that, but that is a pretty funny... it's a pretty funny unit of measurement to stick to, because 8 inches, of course, as we all know, is the average size of the male penis. are you telling the truth or is my penis small? well, i mean, i wouldn't go online and admit you're only packing 7 inches. that's just... come on, man.
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in that 0.2 seconds that you're airborne, your butt migrates like 8 inches. and i didn't mean anything by that, but that is a pretty funny... it's a pretty funny unit of measurement to stick to, because 8 inches, of course, as we all know, is the average size of the male penis. dump it, dump it, dump it. hold it. people were riding horses, you'll be fine. i don't think they were riding horses at like 110 kilometers an hour, bro. unless shadowfax is fucking real. wait, really?
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no glancing? none glancing? i'm in the pool, bro. i'm in the pool! okay. i was in the pool! me trying to explain why my penis is small but actually it's just small. thank you, seinfeld! thank you! you've given me plausible deniability! you see that tiktok? that's like, i'm a savage. penis size average.
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1618.10
you never notice how justin looks like he's smuggling the salami in his pocket? what the hell? oh, i thought this was justin making his own joke and i was like, damn way to brag man. i would never. if anything, he would just insist on his hog being perfectly normal. yeah. yeah. bam. average size penis. i like my friends like i like my fantasies only in my head. average sized. average sized. surprise, i've never seen justin's balls. really?
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i'm assuming the worst when it comes to the dick sized nipples. i'm assuming you got like the average erect penis size, not the average flaccid penis size or, you know, the lowest possible penis size that you could have, right? you know, don't look for loopholes. nobody's gonna want to play this freaking game with you anymore. maybe that's what you want now that i think about it. oh my god, the guppy dream will never come true. nl, you're tilting. i don't know that i am. like, this run's still going pretty well. i think we have a pretty good chance of winning. well, that's not gonna be that helpful.
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is there like a paper from a doctor that's like what's the usual length to girth ratio? if it's one to one then i don't know maybe i gotta measure myself and see if i'm one to one. i gotta tell you i don't think there's any shot this motherfucker's two inches around. that would be huge. you're snitching on yourself? no no no it's the internet classic. you make jokes about how your dick is small then when you're in the change room at the gym boom. average size penis. we love our average dicks don't we folks? i don't know.
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yo, i have size 12 or 13 feet depending on the maker. i'm not saying like, oh, you know, what's the average penis size? three inches? because that's what i am. fully aroused. i'm just saying i think the average shoe size for a man is probably like, you know, nine and a half or ten or something. that would be my guess at least. how many lawnmowers does one house need? oh, more shoes? no, not necessary. okay, i'll tell you. we will try on the telephone.
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