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no, trust me, they're annoying me too. yeah, that's fair. when you came into the discord, when you talk in the peloton discord, people will ask you like how good you are at the peloton, right?
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i'm gonna try to sanitize the bit a little bit but the dude came in and said oh yeah like i'm really good at riding the peloton and then people said really like show us a picture or something and then he was like oh actually i'm one third as good as i thought i was. he basically he walked in and said yeah well i've never bench pressed but if i had to guess i'd i would guess i bench about 500 pounds. dude that's us with disc golf yesterday. okay but i
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oh, what a birdie. here comes, here comes, here comes. here comes the disc. double bogey. this is catastrophic for my chances, man. rose playing like usa in the round of 16. someone in the peloton discord said their coworker posted a meme that said the usa beats belgium, five four, they found four.
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1994.340
it would come back perfectly, man. i don't know. everything was at a proportion and scale. i used to think big macs were big. that's a good point. bros playing like usa in the round of 16. someone in the peloton discord said their coworker posted a meme that said the usa beats belgium 5 4. they found four write in goals at 3 a.m. and this shit got me laughing. i was yucking it up, man.
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you find anything good though? like, like i have noticed there was one guy who was talking shit and his youtube is like nine years of making animations of stick figures fighting which is really sad. oh wow. that is kind of awesome honestly. i don't mean to be blasting other people who watch you ryan. no trust me they're annoying me too. yeah that's fair. one dude came into the discord when you talk in the peloton discord people will ask you like how good you are at the peloton right?
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1058.220
i'm gonna try to sanitize the bit a little bit, but the dude came in and said, oh yeah, like i'm really good at riding the peloton. and then people said, really? like show us a picture or something. and then he was like, oh, actually i'm one third as good as i thought i was. he basically, he walked in and said, yeah, well i've never bench pressed, but if i had to guess, i would guess i bench about 500 pounds. and then people went dude, that's us with disc golf yesterday. okay, but i see.
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2797.800
we don't have enough high cost cards to make snekko pop. i gotta think about it, man. i gotta look at chat and wait for somebody to tell me what to do. i am a sozu guy. i mean energy doesn't go out of style. i saw sunny day real estate mentioned in chat. i'm pouring honey on you goat. lot of sunny day real estate's been coming up on the peloton playlist lately. well, let's just cook you and you're done.
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5308.680
you hold the key, you hold the key. you think i don't know every word from slackers? devin sarwa, jason schwartzman. kind of insane this information occupies space in the brain. yeah, no i agree. i think that sometimes when i like, i hear a song usually like during a peloton ride, i'll hear a song that i've literally not heard.
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sorry chad, the heart rate's still elevated because it was a fucked up peloton ride today because all the americans, i don't know if they're off. i don't know if they're off even though it's july 6th or if it's just maybe they ate so many burgers and hot dogs on the weekend that they have crazy glycogen stores right now. on average there are like
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four people on a peloton morning ride. there were 14 this morning and i finished like sixth and i was busting ass. it was not sixth or seventh, okay? it was fifth or sixth. i understand the joke, but it was not sixth or seventh. it was fifth or sixth. i'd have to go check. how did you like minions and monsters? there's a weird, i don't know how to describe the cultural impact of minions and monsters.
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peaked at a hundred and... oh shit, 165 during the peloton ride today. sleep score, 92. 34 minutes of deep sleep, unfortunately. that only got me a good. eyes... actual sleep time, 7 hours, 10 minutes. rem sleep, 2 hours, 4 minutes. sleep latency, aka how long it takes to fall asleep, 6 minutes. total wake... wakeness time in the night, 21 minutes.
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that's pretty good. no, it's way too hard. thank you, nl mexican coke been stuck in my head. don't thank me, thank big howell. it's a great song. i wasn't fucking with you, by the way. it is on the peloton playlist. and i do not turn it off when it comes on. that's a pump up vibe, bro. plus, it's like all of the best funny songs. there's some real lines in there, man. she didn't even say goodbye to me. strutted out the door, looking happy to leave.
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not a single person in the entire country live. and you're gonna say justin is live? he wasn't at 5 30 a.m when i was looking for a stream to put on while i was on the peloton. that must be a recent innovation. now i know he's live now because i went into his chat to do a 104 month resub and say one egg because he is playing rhythm heaven. so obviously like i'm aware of that information.
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i don't think that's gonna stop you from like, you know, getting the same kind of like cognitive meltdown that everybody gets. being old and stupid is our god given right? well, i don't think there's any getting around it, honestly. we were talking about it in the peloton discord. i'm not saying you should forgive old people their bad opinions, but i am saying...
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we've been watching the world cup and we left the tv on at the office. and then i saw for the first time in probably 10 years, like morning tele... it was like fox news in the morning. it has to be fox because fox has the world cup rights, okay? he didn't self report. and no, no, i switched to fox. from telemundo to fox, yeah, okay. you put me onto the peloton strad. what's that? you're watching movies?
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it's crazy if you take canada day off, everyone goes this is a fake holiday. meanwhile, not a single american live, not a single american live on july 3rd, which is not even the holiday. not a single person in the entire country live. and you're going to say justin is live, he wasn't at 5 30 a.m. when i was looking for a stream to put on while i was on the peloton. that must be a recent innovation.
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i don't think that's gonna stop you from like, you know, getting the same kind of like cognitive meltdown that everybody gets. you know what i mean? how do you guys feel about that? being old and stupid is our god given right? well, i don't think there's any getting around it, honestly. we were talking about it in the peloton discord. i'm not saying you should forgive old people their bad opinions, but i am saying...
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