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3520.58
fucking zero calorie snack. so is water. paul atreides be like, sorry, snack time. gulp, gulp. water andrews are so annoying. like if you are in love with water so much, why don't you have a six pack? that's it. like every time anyone brings up anything that's less healthy than water, your ass is always in the chat like, have you ever heard of water? okay, take your shirt off.
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just doing it with an accent change it. yes. it still makes me laugh that the like the doing the doing thing everyone says i thought was just like, i thought it was like a like a real say and in my head i was like man all these white chatters really comfortable saying that i mean if you've seen paul atreides dude dude is from brooklyn i think
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oh man, but it's good when you're the 8000. where's the damage? i was relying on like the sandstorm to do it for me, like paul atreides. he's honestly kind of like atreides, he doesn't really impress me that much. he's literally won one fight in his whole life and it was against feyd rautha. the worms did the real work. he's kind of like a worm merchant in my world. he won two? who's the other one?
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i'm just saying paul atreides, yeah sure the harkonnens like structurally were like really scary but like at a grunt level it was like plumbers and accountants. paul is funny as fuck because not gonna lie he iced a dude and then had dreams like in another world we were homies and you showed me the way like imagine if you did that to one of your ops. i never really thought about that i guess like jammus would be kind of like pissed off in the fremen seats or whatever right when he like
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5086.000
when they brought his moisture back to the world from which it was birthed? if ghosts existed in that world, you know he was like haunting the fuck out of paul atreides. he's like, no we're not homies bitch, you fucking killed me. the first time we met you killed my ass. who in chat had beast mode on as their xbox live status? do i honestly wouldn't know?
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353.100
i'm just saying, paul atreides. yeah, sure, the harkonnens, like, structurally were, like, really scary, but, like, at a grunt level, it was, like, plumbers and accountants. the sardaukar? i don't know. david dalmatian merchants or whatever. i haven't seen the movies in a bit. my build doesn't do anything, guys. at the start of each fight, haste the weapon. i don't even have any of those.
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if ghosts existed in that world, you know he was like haunting the fuck out of paul atreides. he's like, no we're not homies bitch, you fucking killed me. the first time we met you killed my ass. i feel that we need water wheel man. cells, cells small and large.
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1911.58
i immediately wanted to play defense. i'm getting stam back, i'm getting open. i'm getting stam back, i'm getting open. keep the pressure on it. oh! but can you imagine? that was a great attempt. there you go, send it into the corner. keep the pressure on. i gotta recover some stam paul, atreides. okay, we got all four of us in one spot. that's a bad sign, but i'm one of them. i'm the problem, it's me. oh my god, did you see that through ball? save us! i fucked him up. he didn't realize that anybody could be that bad.
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1459.02
she's probably negotiating with like a home invader or something like that. 10 water of life. paul atreides could never? bro barely tanked one? or is he just pretending in order to well listen we don't need to get into it not everybody's seen the movie three times yet. you have been banned from r slash dune for this? what are you talking about? oh you want to get an argument over
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you just call me paul atreides, man. i'm in here. i felt the adrenaline coursing through me. excuse me, that block stabs? since when? man. uh oh. uh oh. uh oh. you're so freaking lucky. okay, good play, good play. i got greedy, we had him too. he knows, he knows, he knows, he's got me dead to rights.
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who like they took too much mentad juice or whatever and now they can see the future. yeah, the precogs exactly. i feel like i'm like a normie precog. it's like i took too much mentad juice but it didn't kill me but it did. the man who woke up after the mentad juice, i mean he went to sleep paul atreides and he woke up muad'dib, let's put it that way. it's the same guy but is it? is it? behind the eyes, is it the same guy? we don't know.
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4119.12
you guys wouldn't survive in etobicoke, okay? the bulk barn, you would probably be overstimulated. you'd have to leave. my dad worked in the spice industry for 40 years. okay, fucking paul atreides, lisan al gaib, motherfucker. that doesn't even make any sense because he'd...
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2283.40
i need you for now. this runs un loosable, right? give it to me straight. yaaassssss! name a better duo than enel and miss prince? okay, um... queen and david bowie. next question, please. that was an easy one. sun and moon. all we need is the fucking kill, bro. hey enel, do you think your ass would get swept up by paul atreides if you were a fremen in the dune universe? yeah, i mean, what the fuck else are you gonna do, bro?
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keep spitting in the coffee? like at some point you gotta throw your lot in with the rest of your fellow man. now i understand the idea that paul atreides is not necessarily a hero. i'm just saying like if my ass is just chilling in the desert, i'm probably getting swept up. i don't think, i mean, if stilgar's getting swept up, my ass is getting swept up. my mental's probably worse than his. okay? i'm straight chilling, dude. i'm straight chilling. you can't stop me. when i'm on my swag, you can't stop me.
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