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because you don't want your kid to get traumatized, but at the same time you don't want to turn them into one of those people who's like, yeah, i'm 40 years old and my favorite movie is like homeward bound, right? like you kind of got to... it's a delicate job as a parent because you're trying to raise a kid who feels safe, but also who isn't like a total dork. you know, like a kid who isn't a total loser, who gets made fun of every time they say what kind of media they like.
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it's a delicate job as a parent because you're trying to raise a kid who feels safe but also who isn't like a total dork. you know, like a kid who isn't a total loser who gets made fun of every time they say like what kind of media they like. now i might be biased. i think my parents did a pretty good job. i got traumatized maybe three times.
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i do not want to just be sitting around here all day. i mean at the end of the day, of course, but all day? no, man. i wanna run through the halls of my high school. you're literally my exact opposite. i'll say... sorry, this is gonna be another guy with kids take. parenting, and every parent's different in this one. and i'm happy that my wife and i are kind of diametrically opposed on this because it makes the... the fuck is this? it makes the division easier.
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yeah, i can't give the eon to myself so when everybody pops up it feels like you're like someone who's just like seeing demon faces all around you that's that's because it's the parent para what's a good with the game called parasocial pairs very
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i want to go to the store and just walk down some aisles and go, hmm, maybe one day, like something like that. sorry, this is going to be another guy with kids take. parenting, and every parent's different in this one. and i'm happy that my wife and i are kind of diametrically opposed on this because it makes the, it makes the division easier. but like parenting outside of the house literally, i'm not going to say negative labor, but it's very close to neutral labor.
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walks away on a sit test. but for real, it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old would be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah, he does.
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you believe everything as a kid though. that's true as a parent. that's true. i played runescape and someone typed xd and i said what's that? and they said the greatest player to ever live and i thought that for years well, does anyone have? damage that could kill the crow. i have energy potion do i have damage to kill the crow i got nothing i could use a power potion, but i really got nothing here i got nothing. i'm afraid out of energy. i
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walks away on a sit toss. but for real. it's great being a parent too, because sometimes i'll pick my kid up from something and then like another five year old will be like, why are you walking on your tippy toes? and i got to be like, oh my god. it just feels more comfortable for me that way. and also you shouldn't ask strangers questions like that. do you have crazy calves? yeah. he does. librarian, pull up the video of helping them move the mahjong table.
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i mean the comments of these videos are also crazy man. like this is all ai generated. the comments are acting like the best test of a child's care for you is when you are no longer their financial support but they still want to see you. i'm an old parent and i just want you other parents of adult children to know that it's okay to not like your adult children if they earned it.
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there are things that you can do as a parent to give your kid the best chance of avoiding certain pitfalls. the thing that inspired this was someone in the peloton discord saying, i don't want my kid to be a picky eater so we're on like this regimented like introduction to solid foods plan for when they get older. i didn't like that's good. that's a good thing. don't get me wrong. but my thread that has connected
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they're just going to be who they want to be. and the black pill on parenting is just like, a, try to give them a safe environment for them to express their personality and try to nudge them. but at the same time, like you don't have any degree of control. if you want to be mad, don't be mad at yourself for like, oh, i was like too permissive of a parent. be mad at yourself for having some fucked up dna and not realizing how fucked up it was until you passed it on.
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