Quotes about “pants”
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about 15 minutes before the stream started, so we'll see ya in three minutes. we're gonna help him defuse the bomb too. it's not just him, but we're all gonna be there. no. somebody set us up the bomb. it's like a reference to that sega genesis game, i think. a 12 year old, a little vintage internet meme. i almost astro pow. astro key power? the only dragon is in daddy's pants. whoa. that's... alright.
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i just want to hang out with mca hammer's pants, i don't care about... yeah? you don't need the man, just the pants. i'm a little scared of what's hanging out of mca hammer's pants. hammers. they're like parachute... things. you wanna drop them out of a plane and see if it really works? maybe. it's called a micro bait.
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that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally
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i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm.
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why would you do that? keep your banana and your wood in your pants, mister. i'm gonna stand on the wood over here. i'm gonna put your wood in a wood chipper. fargo style. you're a countless no chipper there, eh? what's going on down here, pause? it's us, farity. don't you worry about it. oh shit. i wouldn't recommend it.
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did ryan use them? yeah, i mean i told him. it's not that bad, it's just not that good. you don't like them? i like them okay, like if i need them, but uh... you wear like flannel pj pants or something else? i usually just sleep like t shirt and underwear. oh. yeah. what about if you walk around the house though? nude. i live with myself and my wife, it's nothing she hasn't seen before. really?
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don't throw your gasoline barrel. it's gonna cover your duck in gas. it's actually take off your pants and jacket. what the hell are you hit with that rifle ever? whoa, this tv makes you super mobile. mobile. nah, it's just all the slippery stuff that's on the ground. you're gonna throw a fucking desk at me? you just blew up my barrel, you dick! goodbye. oh my god. what? i can't hit anyone with a revolver. what about dota 2? put your body on the fire to keep it going.
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mona lisa's b hole makes sense. this is mona lisa 2, right? mm hmm. the other one would be time travel. which is impressive in and of itself. mona lisa's b hole, 57 to 43. alright. hailing them all. that was close. your first decree after being named supreme ruler of earth. alaska goes to canada its rightful owner, or no pants, no problems. yeah, i would not like to wear any pants anymore forever. isn't it already no pants, no problems?
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in some places. you gotta have underwear on. why do you have to? yeah, see, like i'm not willing to go that far. you carry a towel with you if you want to put your stuff on. i want everybody to at least have to wear underwear. i mean, we're like no vote no problem. well, no pants no problems wins 60 41. yeah, that's fair. people hate pants. i don't want to wear pants ever.
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nobody signals in this town. what the okay? come on you idiot. they're just doing broadcasts for like eight million people oh boy here. we go. i found a little thing to make me happy. yeah, it was it in your pants. yeah, i did it was it was my dick. yeah, yeah, sp joke again the pretty small pain. yeah, that was a pretty good one yeah, thank you. no man. i mostly like jokes about dicks. yeah, i
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50 of them darth vader. whoa. 50 darth vader's controlling plants. poison ivy vader. okay, now i don't want to look like a fool. with your pants on the ground. go with the white card first! i'm a skeleton riding a depressed centaur.
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now, are fangirls gonna be fangirling over this sweet ass carnie with long metal claws? i mean, i don't know, you should probably write a letter to your governor talking about how it's unfair that chuck norris gets all the spotlight and, you know, carnies with sweet metal claws don't. but that's alright, you know, that's fine, that's just how the world works. popular wise, chuck norris is gonna be way more popular. so there's gonna be a fangirl stampede running after chuck norris, trying to get in his pants, and
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when you start to feel tingling in your fingers, like you should probably consider not eating the oreo anymore. yeah. i know it's hard to do though. what was that? somebody's trying to go... yeah, exactly! that would have been so cool. swear to god i'm getting a new headset. yeah dude, logitech g930s are just... just don't do them. oh my god, the pants! they turn off at all randomly. yeah.
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we had like a minute and a half. nice. that's so much time. that's why rob go take a piss while we're doing it. yeah! i almost peed my pants for real. rob go on morse code, fox on sequence, and we'll put nick on who's on first. yes. so we'll start with who's on first. they are. they are. they are as middle left. okay, one second. rob, long, short, short, short.
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as long as it's all is uncomfortable swelling. dude, if i could comfortably live without balls, i would immediately remove them. would you be heinous? no, i feel like it's like having pants. i got like two. they're down there with each other. they're in this together. i'm logged in now. it's actually maybe you can join on nick. yes, i will try.
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