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that also just came out? i was thinking we'd discuss this new invention that i've heard of called, uh, fire? apparently it's uh, it's what happens when there's like a lot of energy released at the same time in one like very concentrated area. you can like cook food on it, makes it easier to digest. wow, that sounds pretty useful actually. yeah, i mean, you know, most people are saying it's transformative. i think it's kind of just like a flash in the pan. we'll be back to just eating raw lion steaks pretty soon, but. flash in the what?
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flash in the pan what some way to use the pan lion steaks flash in the paint you never heard of this expression no, a flat never fires. just lash it hand fire was just invented you motherfucker it's going along with what you had to say. oh, i hate kiddie cuz you know pan idiot. there's no pans invented at the time. yeah yeah, what is the three? i'm a flash in the rock oh
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but uh... so i see the horse, he's eaten out of his food pan and the pan gets empty, finishes the food. and i see the horse, he does like a double take. he like looks at the pan, looks at the baby. looks at the pan, looks at the baby. and then you just see the horse kind of slowly push his mouth into the baby carriage. and then at the last second the mother notices and pulls the baby carriage back. oh my gosh. but that horse almost ate that baby!
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how could you not be for omelettes? you hate eggs, that's why. an omelette is like the purest form of eggs, so yeah, if you're anti omlette, you're actually no, it's not actually the purest form at all. what are you talking about? the purest form is a fried egg sunny side up. well, well, no, it's a hard boiled would it have to be the purest form of an egg? not at all. not at all. you can see the whole egg spread out with all the surface area in front of you on the frying pan. that's way better than the hard boiled where you don't even know if there's a yolk in the middle.
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says nl is a fucking scum he doesn't have donations and you guys should please play chroma squad love pan swaggy alright thank you there's also i forgot this part nl the canucks suck they don't even have a stanley cup sabres don't have one either but at least they didn't go to the bruins lost to the bruins in 2010 go penguins that was actually in 2011 that's the part you take away from that okay well i mean there there's everything else is packed
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nick and his dildos. honestly, just pan over it. pan over all of ontario and that area and newfoundland. you'll just find some great city names. nick, ontario and newfoundland are very, very... no, i meant like because i said the retirement home thing so i was just going to two different places but i know they're not the same. i will pick that up. and i said and and not in. that's okay, yeah. who did it? pdils! thanks for the five months in a row. looks like our solar's working again. hooray! oh good, i mean... use a bomb.
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well i can do like, wait give me a second. i need to lead him for a sec. hold it now and watch the hoodwink. go from there. make it stop, think you'll figure. lookin' at aquaman. i summon fish to the dish, although i like the shell, i switch, i like the sushi, cause i never touch the frying pan. hot like wasabi when i bust fries. you wanna bust one? think like we can rhyme? cause i'm all about value. vert camper's got the mad hits.
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thank you. i know that's helpful. i was under the impression that it was like a shot glass. why does thatcher have a shotgun in the picture but can't use a shotgun? he can use a shotgun. he can't. he has an ar 33 and an l8 58. well that's bullshit. he totally has a shotgun. that's not a shotgun. that's a pistol. that's a long ass pistol. tell ryan to stop being a crying pan. alright, let's do this. alright, you gotta use x to mark people. that's correct. and the spot.
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oh, is he gonna get yeah, he's gonna get the spartan laser. i didn't have to use it! maybe? not gonna laser me. alright, that strategy didn't pan out. pouring a plan. i don't know what makes you win when this happens. what? it beeped. mrmousinator sent over 375 and says on the talk of cheese you should look up kasumarzu. it's maggot cheese.
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that's also true. keep the crisps right, man. yeah, that's true. i told you guys about this ages ago, but you may not remember because no one ever listens to the word i say. if you take old french fries, not old, but from yesterday or something, and you just put them in the frying pan, no oil, like low heat, it's a job done. oh yeah, that's very true.
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onion. fucking onion is number two?! what?! onion. i love the smell of you cooking some onions and onions in a pan. they smell delicious, man! so when my bro and i were making our super nachos and gourmet grilled cheeses, i caramelized up some freaking onions and we were both talking about that's what they do at some like restaurants, comedy clubs, whatever. they'll cook onions in the back just because it makes people like, oh shit, i'm hungry. i want to eat.
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yo, you've gone too far, man. no, i'm not that far, to be honest. it's kind of... oh, a tennis ball. i wonder how big this map is in total. you see that mountain over there? yeah, you wanna throw a football over it? you can climb it. i bet you can't. i bet you cannot. that looks like a skybox mountain. nick, what if you came back and i was the cannibal? i'd be so confused. what do you want me to do now? i got the turtle shell. alright, we're gonna go over to the water collector. where? frying pan.
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yeah, it's just like you know if you fry something up in a pan just you just get a coffee filter and pour it back in the jar. you just scrape it out right? yeah. like with one of those paint those brick layer things. frying something up in the pan you just get a coffee filter pour it back in the jar? the jar of what? they're the container that the oil came in when you purchased it you fool. you know you pour it out. coffee canes are hard to find these days. you think i'm gonna spend 10 bucks buying peanut oil just to use it once?
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