Quotes about “ovipositor”
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6338.900
what they called it that yeah wait you're just hearing about this floor. it's hilarious i spend as much time on the internet as you guys, but i spend it in different places you make the eggs out of gelatin right and then you put it in the ovipositor no, what do you mean you make the j the eggs? out of elton
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6366.100
you gotta make them, they're like jelly, right? the idea is that the human warmth inside of your body will melt them so that way you don't get eggs stuck in your body cavities. and then you put them in the ovipositor and then you can insert them in any cavity you wish. i accidentally walked into a phd level dissertation when i should be in fucking ovipositor 101. i don't even understand what this guy's talking about. you make the eggs out of gelatin, what's not to understand? you get jelly eggs.
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cuz i'm trying to keep all the mud in my butt instead of going under 62 to 38 for dragon dildos. they always win. so man. so accusing me of stealing an answer from saturday, it was my answer. i should have put in, uh, what is it called? the glorp? oh, the egg thing. the ovipositor. yeah, the gaser face. oh yeah, the ovipositor thing. why do you spell it like glorp? positor.
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although it is a bit of a pain in the ass to have to make the jello molds every time you want to lay eggs in your own rectum. which one's the splurge again? i think i just explained it, but the uh it's the ovipositor? yeah, that's the ovipositor. yeah, yeah. yeah, just for when you feel like getting eggs laid inside your ass. that's all. nothing weird about that. sometimes the internet makes me feel bad because like, you know what like i really like is the warm comfort of a woman's body. wow. what a rogue. i
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3906.42
see a doctor. wouldn't draw my ovipositor in there, i'll tell you that much. might leave an egg. take your time. oh, you already do. it literally posits ovums. can you pluralize ovum with ovums? okay, this question is just fucking wrong.
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4013.30
i may, let's back it up just a second here. i may be mistaken in this, but i have a feeling hyenas don't lay eggs. i think i just saw someone say hyenas in chat and then just didn't even think about it. so the hyena, the female hyena has an ovipositor to deposit like turtle eggs in well, i read they have like a really long clitoris or something. somebody fill me in on the details of the female hyena's appendage. oh, hyenas lay eggs? no.
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4098.58
why are these nasty men talking about bestiality? it's not bestiality to talk about two hyenas having intercourse with one another. if i said, hey nick, i was fucking a hyena the other day, that would be bestiality. yeah, i just popped my ovipositor right in her egghole. or his egghole, depending. i don't know. whoa, are you gonna tell me i live my life, nick? who knows who the eggholes have these days? yeah, we don't know anything about hyena biology, so as far as i'm concerned, it's just a...
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11040.04
cuz i'm trying to keep all the mud in my butt instead of going under. 62 to 38 are dragon dillbows. they always win. someone accusing me of stealing an answer from saturdays was my answer. i should put it in, uh, what is it called? the glorp? what is it? oh, the egg thing. the gazer face. the ovipositor. yeah, the gazer face. yeah. no, yeah, the ovipositor thing. i think it's called the glorp.
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1342.70
although it is a bit of a pain in the ass to have to make the jello molds every time you want to lay eggs in your own rectum. which one's this blow chicken? i think i just explained it with the uh... the ovipositor? yeah, that's the ovipositor. you know, just for when you feel like getting eggs laid inside your ass, that's all. sometimes the internet makes me feel bad because like, you know what like i really like is the warm comfort of a woman's body. wow. what a rogue.
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1971.860
oh no! discard 2 power to shoo it away or we can't move for 4 turns. well i should discard 2 power. unfortunately. oh no, it's the alien! yeah, i don't want an alien, he's scaring me. he's gonna lay an egg in my belly. i don't think that's how it works. actually, it's an ovipositor. okay.
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