Quotes about “oranges”
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two people having a bagel for breakfast should go through 14 bagels a week. oh, can we get, uh, can we get stephen hawking in to check the math on that one? i'm not sure if that checks out. of course that's the right number. i'm just saying we don't have a bagel for breakfast every day. sometimes you get a bagel, sometimes you're like, oh, you know, i have some cereal. sometimes you're like, oh, maybe we'll just have like a few mandarin oranges, right? you can't have a bagel every day. each bagel is like 13 slices of bread. is he sating it like that on purpose? i'm sorry, i'm not quite sure what the implication there is.
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stop saying it. okay. well, it's a circular round bread based product. it's very carbohydratingly dense you eat like a university bachelor. have you ever been like a a startup? there's bagels and fucking donuts everywhere if my whole diet was was bagels and mandarin oranges and espresso i would basically be living like mark zuckerberg that is how i ate when i was a university bachelor too though. i wouldn't i wouldn't disagree with that. i
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did you know that like back in the fucking day, this is when everybody like salty about shit like a fucking stupid x plate logo being all over my videos. i just think back to like in the industrial revolution if you were like a peasant kids would ask for like an orange for christmas. like one fucking orange and then i'm like you know we got it pretty good. but we like those orange things you crack the chocolate oranges and then they open up and they taste good.
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now the question that no one's still got an answer to is what do you do when the baby's in the fridge? don't look up at me! i will die in here. daddy, look into my eyes as i die. yeah, i've gotta get some more pills, baby! no pills, might as well get a fork, i guess. i thought you loved me. use fork on baby. i thought you loved me. i can't stop you. alright, i'm supposed to feed you the oranges, i forgot about that. yep. don't worry, i'll microwave myself soon enough. okay, this could be useful.
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yo get off that this is berber carpet you don't this is berber? more like gerber carpet. fox i drank all the bleach. no you didn't. you better have your downstairs daddy deliver some oranges up here. no i don't need oranges i got pills. he's going in the shower. it's gonna be it's fine. he's if he goes in the shower i'm in that room so he's not going in the shower. he's in the shower right now. no way. yes he is! there's this is a big house there's multiple bathrooms. upstairs shower? yeah! that's your problem. i am. you're downstairs daddy.
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he's ate enough batteries. i don't think he's eaten any batteries yet. 40%! 40%! we gotta feed him apples and oranges. yeah, i'm putting the batteries in the sink. fox, you're not helping. okay, i've got an apple. go click on him. where is he? oh, i see him. little shithead. no, you pick him up.
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the orange county the orange county where the oranges live thank you one month in a row for the 11 months in a row you made me sound like a hypocrite by the way if you guys get me up to 510 subs. i'm gonna shave my chin hair what oh no nick what? who put you up to this me you put you up to this yeah? why did you do this to you put you up to this? i'm gonna monetize the lack of hair on my face. oh
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always remember that it's about oranges, so it's not quite relevant, but that's simpsons quote where they send principal skinner a fruit basket, and then he's like valencia these are juicing oranges what a load of shit this reminds me that pink ladies yeah, i have had some pink lady apples. those are also pretty good. you're at an asian to say oh
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hey, you play against sly and sylvester now. my latest rambo flick. it's called next blood. blood oranges. yeah, exactly! rob, you see that? uh, yeah. oh, we just miss alude expresses. where are you going, dog? i'm in a completely different building from you. i was going to the ending...
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excuse me streamer, it only takes one ladder? correct. only takes one shot. do not miss your chance to blow. this opportunity only comes once in her lifetime, yo. yo. missed again. once in her lifetime. station 4 is where it all counts. separates the mice from the men. separates the apples from the oranges.
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the platform is... oh, the arrow! he didn't do it. he finished! oh, the stammer! it's always the stammer! he won. he has enough points to win. i might have enough points to win. yeah, i got enough. i got three oranges. wow, good game. four oranges. nice. it hurts. i got one coin. that feels good. what happened to the other merit based coin? oh, right! mal blew it up!
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cuz i do. uh, ryan is stuck in the house. i'm murdering things instead of just skipping the whole game for no reason. alright guys, now guess what i'm eating. alright, see, we're being jerky. no. okay, well he had the protein already so now he's probably looking for some carbohydrates so he's got the energy to go along with his muscle building powers. muscle milk! i think you're eating two mandarin oranges. nope. i found a specter. oh, that's what you did.
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so is it yeah, absolutely really? yeah, you're telling me that kool aid is cheaper than juice if you were to buy like, you know tropicana orange juice. it's expensive kool aid is real cheese. this is made with real oranges i know i mean i find some value this seems incredibly small. yeah. yeah farm
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