Quotes about “on the peloton”
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1106.46
i feel like i haven't heard much peloton lately. are you still, did you give it up? no, i've been, it's not every day bro, it's almost every day bro. not every day? i would say it's like five to six days a week. my daughter is going through a period where she's been waking up really, really early. so typically what happens is like i'll get on the bike and i'll ride as long as i can.
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3806.62
you eat on your peloton? you got it bro. like 40 to 60 grams of carbs for every hour of riding. like, you know, this is an amateur hour over here. yeah, who said watching nl in the shower is a vibe? can i give you like, it's not a life pro tip. like you're not going to ruin your life, i think, if you don't follow this advice. me personally, if i could give you just a shower tip, don't watch videos in the shower.
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6561.46
k pop girl group from jyp, their end mix. and now ryan listens to it when he is on peloton. i wish i could see that. oh my gosh! why? you know, i forgot which video i watched, librarian, but then the outro music was my singing monster, the plant island. that was pretty good, the outro music of ryan singing.
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1915.080
maybe like 90 minutes on a peloton every morning while also watching cinema learning a second language. for real. does the riz now and then? i wasn't gonna kill your teammate. i wasn't gonna kill your teammate until you killed me. i thought knife was one shot. to the back. right click to the back is a one tapper. ahh, it's the... not the... damn, holding the gun sideways. damn, kory cleaning the blood off.
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1279.44
i don't know. go for it. don't stop till you're numb. if you have a toy, give a friend health. thoughts on the peloton bike reno program? i don't know that one. that's kidneys, right? is that like the pelotons are so expensive these days that you need to give them your kidney in order to afford the subscription? i meant rental. i know, but this is funny too.
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2356.56
on friday, i said, someone said something that rhymed and i said it sounds like a keller williams song. so many people in chat like their eyes popped out of their head. they said, how the hell does nl know who keller williams is? the same way i know any music these days, i got introduced to it on a peloton ride. i know all about the tweaker down by the speaker. i know all about the, you know, kidney in a cooler and no other songs. you okay, tomo? he's freaking, man.
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1418.32
i lit the diptyque last night for the first time. don't know where the barbecue lighter is, so i had to... i brought the candle to the kitchen and i used the element on the stove to light it like i was in fucking rent or something like that. i cleaned the goo off the bottom of the mouse, used the clorox wipe on the whole desk, cleaned the peloton. like we're... we're pogging up, man.
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2058.00
do you get fomo not riding your peloton on vacation? not fomo, but like i start to go a little crazier for sure. i start to become more mentally ill. my wife will vet that for sure. what do you do when your schedule gets messed up? start smacking the sides of my head with the palms of my hand. nah, i just kind of get like a little bit more stressed out.
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2334.20
not rage baiting, i'm being chat. that's the thing. everyone thinks i'm rage that's i saw his letterbox and i am telling you what my instant thoughts were. i never knew what that movie was. it was not hard to watch anora on the peloton. what are you, 13 years old? i mean, if that gave you a little extra boost, man, what am i to say? you probably set your new vo2 max to that. whatever gets you going, man. some people watch rudy to get fired up. other people watch anora.
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4290.22
just like a division one college athlete. how much do you think biden cranks out on the peloton? i'm gonna be honest with you, jack. i think biden, he runs like, he does low impact rides. so i don't wanna be the guy who rains on his parade by being like, i bet his output, you know, we're probably talking like.
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4378.14
wait, what? that can't be true. he didn't knock on the door. hey, is anybody in here? we need to generate some quick capital. can we put some of these on facebook marketplace real quick? i don't think so. i don't buy it, but it sounds plausible. i don't buy it, but wouldn't it be something? imagine, as they say. i do want to say, you know, hashtag ad or whatever. peloton is overly expensive for what you get, but also it has changed my life. i would rather throw
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667.30
they've really started to cut down on 45 and 60 minute and 30 minute rides. we are angling towards a future where like every day you log on to peloton and there's three new classes and they're all five minutes long. and then you're like, i miss the long classes. and then people go, just stack together 900 of the little ones, bro. it's not that bad. and it isn't that bad, but they could be doing a little more.
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3380.10
i gotta add some rem to the peloton playlist, man. i added a couple songs yesterday. i added shine blockas by big boi cuz i talked about it. no, my head. you can do some rem. i mean, i'll be honest with you, the peloton playlist, you don't just have to put your favorite songs on there cuz some of your favorite songs are not appropriate for the peloton. but i'm also not gonna put on some garbage just cuz it's like high bpm or something like that.
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3424.16
there's some rem bangers that would hit. what's the frequency kenneth? seems to me like a great song to have on the peloton playlist. orange crush has got that... and then you get in the vibe... it could totally work. and then, i mean, radio free europe is just a given. you could even sprint through the chorus at the end. i also... here's the thing.
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ladies and gentlemen, we're floating in space goated album. i think i'm in love which i believe is track two that's on the peloton playlist and you know that i'm ride or die for that song because it's like eight minutes long i'm not afraid to put a long song on the peloton playlist plus he's got like a serious like shift about halfway through so you can start you can do like a long in the saddle then a long climb section has this playlist been leaked and
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2965.38
dude, i did a three hour on saturday. i was pissing orange for like the whole day. no matter how much water i drank, i was like four hours till the next piss came out orange. i think three hours on the peloton is actually just torture. what? you don't like sing sing and then my old ass?
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3493.18
wow, lucky you. i don't know why i had that effect on people, dude. i'm just saying your stuff is here. oh shovel and stun gun. i already know it, dude. so easy to buy christmas presents for some people. thanks ryan. look at that. wow. that's some pointy hips. he's supposed to do it here because he knows he can't do it irl. that's the peloton. i really, i can't twerk irl. it's true. i don't have the knee flexibility.
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