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did you hear about this one, kevin? did you hear about this one? even the eclipse went woke. oh man. gay leno? that would be a funny bit. i was sucking on this guy's cock the other day. did you see this? did you see this, kevin? did you see this? i was sucking on his cock until he came in my mouth and i swallowed his cum. did you see this? did you see this, kevin? we said gray leno. what the hell, bro? he's like the grayest man out there. have you ever seen his hair? i'm going to south korea.
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i thought about reading it out loud. i thought about reading out loud. gay kendrick lamar be like, man, why you only suck in like two or three cocks and then show you how i kick it up a notch. get a swimming pool full of dicks and we dive in it. you know what i'm talking about? this one, you can't put this shit on me. it's like one of the most popular songs of the 2010s. i know the song you're talking about. i don't know where you're going with the lyrics, though. the lyrics are like, what if it was about sucking cock?
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i thought about reading it out loud. i thought about reading out loud. gay kendrick lamar be like, man, why you only suck in like two or three cocks? i'm going to show you how i kick it up a notch. get a swimming pool full of dicks and we dive in it. you know what i'm talking about? this one, you can't put this shit on me. it's like one of the most popular songs of the 2010s. i know the song you're talking about. i don't know where you're going with the lyrics. the lyrics are like, what if it was about sucking cock?
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on a daily basis, how do you hope to empower your co workers? co workers probably are gay, i wonder. or sharpshooter shots rope for co workers. like a cock sniper. like a cum sniper. i had seven seconds.
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if you're gonna do gay bob dylan, it's gotta be like, i've sucked on the penis of 12 oil workers. i've come on the buttocks of 15 old sailors and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard cock and balls. like, it'd have to be something like that, okay? you just, your fucking pithy one liner? no, man.
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you want me to say you can't get pegged by a guy and that's not true. a guy could have had his penis exploded off of his body in some kind of traumatic accident and then uses a strap on for sex. in which case, yes, that is gay pegging, not that there's anything wrong with it. but i've got to imagine that represents a very small slice of pegging, like less than 50%. maybe like a third at most. some dude who lost his cock in the military or something like that.
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i got a prompt that was like, what would you do if you had a talking dog? and i was like put that motherfucker to work. shit's expensive. and then it was like, what was an instance of you getting bullied on the schoolyard? and i was like, motherfucker came up and told me i was gay. i promise funny final first impressions. i deliver cum cum cock dick cum ha ha tee hee.
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gay we well i was thinking like having if they legalize like putting truck nuts on your truck is like you know business as usual up here. no no it's illegal here. they channel illegal truck nuts on your bullshit you can't bullshit a bullshit around all right. i just got pre fired by cocking of course cock it's you son of a bitch. he's got a heat map for all the spawn distribution, and he's just waiting oh
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gay leno? that would be a funny bit. i was sucking on this guy's cock the other day. did you see this? did you see this, kevin? did you see this? i was sucking on his cock until he came in my mouth and i swallowed his cum. did you see this? did you see this, kevin? we said, gray leno? what the hell, bro? he's like the grayest man out there. have you ever seen his hair? you hit the benjamin in south korea? no, i'm pretty sure it's a good way to get thrown in prison, like for life. that korean kush hit's different. i bet it hits fucking horrible.
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the ratio just said that's the three cups, like that's all three cups. it's not four scoops. well, obviously, yeah. it's four scoops, three cups. yeah. on a daily basis, how do you hope to empower your coworkers? co workers probably are gay, i wonder, or sharpshooter shots rope for coworkers like a cock sniper. the cum sniper. that's seven seconds.
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