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8391.680
boom. okay. we have another pNL on the bottom left. there is like a two that looks like it's inside of like an oscilloscope and then a code underneath it that says two, three, four, one and then five lights next to it. whoa, what's an oscilloscope? it's like a, you know, the grid thing that goes like, it's always in like old military movies and then it's like... with a frequency on it. yeah, yeah, the frequency thing but there's like a blue and a red line intersecting and there's a two in the middle and then two, three, four, one underneath it. i'm still just looking for this page.
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766.540
yeah, let's just head down to the next floor. oh! hahaha! little scary. yo sushi is legit extortion. jesus. i mean in their defense though every time we kept sort of a running tab of what our bill was gonna be and then we went up to pay it was always cheaper than we thought it was gonna be so there was there were deals somewhere in there happening. right, yeah. they just didn't make us aware of what they were. that's the old tourist special. they say they're gonna charge you one thing and then they give you a deal.
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can you just run it through the chain and command for us, aluc? yeah, can you maybe suggest that in advance of afterbirth's release tomorrow? i don't have anybody that i can talk to, so... put it in the old suggestion box. if you could just pass that off the food chain, i would be very happy. is small rock what nick calls his penis? wow! that doesn't even make any sense. it's not even a bad thing because it means it's always hard! wait, that might still be a bad thing. that might still be a bad thing depending on your perspective.
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i don't know man. if the rock came back i would be interested in him and he's 15 years old too. yeah but the rock doesn't... he's not back a lot, you know? so it's like a special thing but kane's always there. kane's always there. so i mean he's a great person with like his athleticism being able to do everything that he does. but it's like we've seen pretty much all kane has to offer.
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oh god damn it, there's just a gun there. i might have to rework this one a little bit. it's not my favorite anymore. showdown at high noon. i think i'm getting a better idea of how to position levels for flow now, so i'll probably go back to some of these old ones. oh god. what is the point of the key? i stored it in the purple thing. oh.
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this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah.
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966.480
life is honor. yeah, if you can't go in or go on her is that they always say as you go at all it's the red the old red green quote red green currently the curtain does not match the drapes. it's canadian thing. it's a canadian thing nick you wouldn't get it. i mean, i don't i guess you could explain more canadian things to me maybe i'll try and understand them. this is where the seeds gonna get blown wide open. i can tell have you ever drank maple water? oh
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7547.880
oh, how do y'all like that? how do you like me now? little double team at oh shit. oh no. no chat, i changed the game title. this joke never gets old though. i did too, yeah. look, you gotta refresh it. that's the thing. sometimes nice save. i mean that was, uh, excellante. thank you. that's what you should name your restaurant with all these fresh new ideas.
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the thing is, it would take a much larger piece of coal to make that diamond that he did in that old superman movie. did he put it in his ass in that movie? no, he did. he was on the coal site, like where it's on the heaps. he just picks like a fist sized amount and he condenses it into this huge diamond. i'm like, dude, no. you need much more coal to make a diamond that big. do you guys ever hear about when you die, you can become a diamond?
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don't really need it for asylum demon hopefully doesn't matter nobody's getting past capra anyway. uh yeah, you're right that's probably not happening. okay. i'm gonna get some gear and hopefully this will pay off oh, you're doing that like the valley of the drakes thing. i hope so they are still the charlotte hornets pardon me did i not take the master key? oh, you're fucked. that's the old witch's ring who would take that why did i take the old witch's ring? it's the worst
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insurance companies pay dentists like two months later. oh, so it's like when you get in a taxi and they're like, hey, it would be awesome if you paid cash. and you're like, well, i don't know, it's 2015, nobody doesn't carry cash anymore. and then they just like don't talk to you for the rest of the ride. yeah, that's the one thing. i had it with my old dentist.
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well, i think he was just more pro canada, but... fair enough. i don't want it to be a thing though, like every time you get in a taxi they've got to shit talk the uber drivers, because that's gonna get old pretty fast. it happened in boston. did it? i can't remember. yeah, the taxi drivers had a chip on their shoulder because the uber drivers were so bad apparently they kept like cutting off people and not knowing what they were doing. i hated that too, like they had like a pax fee.
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razor blades. will you be here all week? i won't be here. i'll tip your servers. try the shrimp cocktail it's delicious. don't believe me ask the dishes the dishes eat the shrimp cocktail is terrifying it's it's a beauty and the beast thing. you wouldn't understand. i wouldn't beauty and the priest that's the alternative title for spotlights like v for vendetta natalie portman in that old bishop or whatever
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same with their chili. mcdonald's had chili? yeah, that's the thing with like a lot of these. wendy's has it. wendy's does it good though. like that's been their thing. old people... tim hortons has it too. yeah, tim hortons. tim hortons. but old people are like, if you're going to take your grandma to any fast food place, you better take her to like either a&w or wendy's because they get the baked potato with the chili. they love that. yeah, they do love that.
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i thought it turns by itself without them constantly freaking kicking the wheel again. nah, you get new sets because they rotate out old sets. so then cards that had like one utility, you know, you need to get a new card that does a similar thing. it's the literal definition of planned obsolescence happening in front of your eyes. it is pretty much planned obsolescence. that's why we like it. it keeps the game fresh as well.
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that is really old. it's basically like an alien world down there. yeah. i don't fuck with the water. even like, if i, you know when i was a kid i'd like go in the water, i would like, you know, seaweed would wrap itself around your leg or something, you'd be like, ew gross! now i'm like, that is a living being. that is like, that's just doing its own thing down there. that is not an inanimate object, that is a fucking creature. it's not an animal, but you know what i mean.
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