Quotes about “old man pee”
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it was a big progress day for sure. it was a big progress day. it was people, i don't know why i'm talking like this. hello, are you ready to stream? smiley face. i'm gonna go pee while i wait for the answer. i'll be right back. what's happening in chat? we're all pretending we're pokemon by just typing our names out. this is a crazy thing to be doing as like a 36 year old man.
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and i was like, come on man. you want him to hold your dick for you while you pee? it's like you're like 30 years old just go to the bathroom. you don't have to put up your hand and be like, excuse me mister whatever can i go to the bathroom? come on dude. i wish you had said do you want her to hold your dick for you? i mean that would make me
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i'm back in three minutes, please. i'm jacqueline box. jacqueline box. i'm gonna go pee. jacqueline box. i have to pee so bad i'll be back. you know what? i'm gonna pee too, chad. no dialogue. nobody talk. hello, ruga. an old man turned 98. he won the lottery. died the next day. oh, i feel so much relief from my pee pee. jackbox.tv.
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yeah, i'd have to get on my knees and my hands and get one of those big old milkshake straws and just fucking go to town. whoo! if i move out, i'll never drink out. i'll never pee or poop in my toilet. i'm so excited for chiblee move out era. nah, don't get too excited, man. they hit me back up. it's over. i don't think they install a new toilet if you're moving into an apartment. it's fine. pretty season.
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i have to go pee again, man. i gotta go pee again. don't put me in a rematch! i have to go pee! low key, that's great information, but i need you to go one step further. i need you to talk to me like i'm two years old. what does that... how should i use that information to improve my chances? how should i use that information to improve my advantages?
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just pee before you go. the companies are wrong! it's personal responsibility! all 300 people of all ages should just never have to go to the bathroom during an airplane flight. how does the boot taste, dude? what are you talking about? people gotta piss. there's babies, there's kids, there's old people. what the fuck do you mean nobody should have to piss on the airplane? if anything, they should rip out the kitchen and put six more shitters in there, man.
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bingo is like beige and so is chilli, the mom. i'm just saying man, gotta have some serious conversations here. if you're 20 years old and you're like, ooh, pee pee talk, i get it. like you're trying to like cling to the childhood that only recently left you. but if you're like 35 and you're like, this talk is disgusting, you honestly have to grow up. it's like, i'm going off man.
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ankles in particular yeah, you know wrong. i want to see what happens with you should all nick you wanted me to go back you got to go to the blacksmith man. why it's dumb this right ahead like how many vt i have i wouldn't have that if i spent a good point man monster you have a lot of vt i'll give you that and turning into a brown leech. i don't need to turn into old pissing woman she does pee herself yes
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well, report offensive name later lance. gg. sorry, i gotta go pee really bad. i'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. enjoy yourself and i'll see you tomorrow. it sounds like the music you'd hear in a commercial for like a uk online casino. does this sound like it was? this is like an old man dancing in the background like holding a pineapple and it's like lose your money on betforever.co.uk
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oh god, no! get in front of it! ronaldo, could you be just like a little bit slower? oh nice! yeah, give it the old hamstring push. the hammy pee as i call it. are you kidding me? no, did it! i want a marr shirt. that could definitely happen. why don't you just be like josh and, you know, sell a shirt with space cat on it without giving money to the original ip holder or brag to man?
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