Quotes about “old guy piss”
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oh, oh i missed it like old woman piss old woman piss beer tastes like old woman piss you're not drinking the right beer you should check if it's even beer you should like you should you're missing it because he said he loves it yeah, no no i saw that okay. yeah, this guy's got the right idea darth evan forever the flight from san francisco to london sucks i believe that
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new doctor or old doctor that you've been to? new doctor! yeah, well... oh, i'm suspicious now. it's a new doctor. dude, if i went to the doctor and he made me drink a bag of piss and then breathe, i would be like, this guy's good! he's thorough. you know, he's not worried about first impressions. he's worried about your health. nice to meet you. here's a bag of piss. drink it and then breathe into this bag. hey, open your mouth and close your eyes. i'm your doctor.
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h. pylori test, yeah. yeah, okay. where did you... where was this test? at the doctor. it was a test for an infection. new doctor or old doctor that you've been to? new doctor! well... oh, i'm suspicious now. dude, if i went to the doctor and he made me drink a bag of piss and then breathe, like, i would be like, this guy's good! he's thorough! because, you know, he's not worried about first impressions, he's worried about your health.
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i'm gonna bring this shit up at like a barbecue or something. everyone's gonna look at me like in the 40 year old virgin when he says that they feel like bags of sand. they're gonna be like what the fuck is this guy talking about? hold up, pause. what do you mean you can piss in your foreskin and tie it off for later? you and your wife ever talk like chatters in a twitch stream? yeah, i mean i would say like our parlance is kind of like twitch adjacent when we talk sometimes.
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you're like, this guy used to be a doctor, now he's wearing a diaper in downtown detroit eating his own shit. you reclaim it as pride for your life that you get to do whatever you want. i lived this hard life, i paved my way, and now i get to drink my piss if i want. dude, when i'm old, i'm pulling a, uh, what was the name of that movie with alan arkin and steve carell? you know what, you know the one i'm talking about.
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i'm the only guy on letterboxd taking movies at face value. chiblee, i'm just saying this because i respect you. some of your old reviews piss me off. but i also just imagine that you were like 8 years old and you were watching them while you were looking at your phone.
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with my daughter and there's piss and shit in the toilet. and i'll say something out loud like, i guess the guy that was in here 10 seconds ago didn't feel like flushing. so she's taken on that habit, which owns because i have to imagine it feels pretty bad to like not flush the toilet and leave your shit. and then like you're getting punked on by like a five year old who's like, i'm basically a better person than you already. so i feel like i'm doing my own part to like better society there.
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i think he has prostate problem. no, this is my first time peeing since i started this dream. oh, okay. i can't believe we're gonna hear this guy piss again. no, i know the mute button now. but he's leveled up. he's found the mute button. does it work? of course, i don't mind people hearing me piss. it's just the freaks hearing me piss. like i'm not embarrassed by the sound of my piss. it's just annoying that there will be like a 29 year old dude in chat who's like, we heard you piss. bro, have you ever... your ass should be in the club right now.
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i really, there was like a 40 year old dude who was the only guy i had to get by in order to get to the bathroom. and like, i went by him once and i was like, that's fine. that's socially acceptable. but like me asking him to tuck his legs in two times over the course of one movie, i was just like, i'm not going to do it to that guy. he didn't do anything to deserve that. but i was also like, holy fuck, brother, you don't have to take a piss.
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was because i really there was like a 40 year old dude who was the only guy i had to get by in order to get to the bathroom and like i went by him once and i was like that's fine that's socially acceptable but like me asking him to tuck his legs in two times over the course of one movie i was just like i'm not gonna do it to that guy he didn't do anything to deserve that but i was also like holy fuck brother you don't have to take a piss
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