Quotes about “old guy pee”
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we did a lot that game, but we didn't have to do anything. what a team. we're the damn avengers. you're absolutely right. i'll be honest, like if i didn't see it, but you were like, if i caught like a 50 year old guy on the security camera pissing on our grass, i wouldn't even be mad. i would be like, okay, you know, he probably had to pee. it's just grass. but like to be mad at a dog is like, or mad at the dog owner is like even more insane to me.
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my guy! he's old. he's old. i gotta pee so bad, but i feel like i gotta earn it. 3, 2, 1, go. it's my bad, my bad. it's alright. 3, 2, 1, go. yeah, easy jump. cruisin'. you could probably go pee while we're on the record player. are we in a frying pan? yeah, you guys wanna look at the record player while i go pee? yeah, yeah. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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all these details will come later, but what i will say, i feel very confident saying they will be basically all you can drink coke zero. every cruise ship i've ever been on in my life has all you can drink coke zero. if they only have diet coke though, don't be mad. guys, i have to pee so bad. i'm going to rush through the ones... i'm going to rush to get to the ones that you guys love. oh good, it's an old guy having a heart attack. 64 year old man presents with some sub sternal chest discomfort that began while walking up a flight of stairs. fantastic. it's a myocardial infarction, bro.
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you know, if you want to take off your pants to poop, i think that's fine. but don't be the guy in, like, school who pulls his pants all the way down to his ankles to pee at the urinal, okay? i'm just giving you some advice in your life. if you're watching this, it's probably already too late for you. you're too old for this to be relevant. but if you're, like, 9 or 10 or 12 years old here, not if you're 11, though, that's a weird age. but if you're of that age, resist the temptation to put your pants around your ankles when you go pee. i think you're just passing on social stigmas right now.
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chiblee can you try and tweet in that one? can you tweet? i'm so old. i remember when goat yay was called mika maybe not called to maybe just stick with i'm so old. i remember when goat yay was mika you just try it out literally the only time this guy's ever read my comments out loud were for bad jokes based on his own lies of pee joke here's the thing people say shit like that to me. they're like, why did you only read my dumb comments out loud and i'm like, oh
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