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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

346.100 not to mention, i mean, we are in an industry where october is usually one of the best months of the year in terms of game releases. that is definitely true. october is also pretty sweet for, you know, it's the start of like the fall slash holiday release calendar. october, november. i really like soup a lot. oh yeah, me too. it gives you a lot of excuses to have a lot of soup. yeah, october is like dynamite soup month. no question about that. i like being in a restaurant that has like a fireplace in it. Search ↗
739.080 i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two. Search ↗
817.900 plus there's not a lot of other deli meats that need observations to be made about them. turkey's fairly just like bland. it's just like, you know, fleshy. yeah, it's processed. no rainbows in that anyway. poultry. nothing wrong with it. we could be processed poultry. roast beef is like, you're taking a risk on that lunch meat. because turkey's always like, it's turkey. sometimes they'll put like a little sun dried tomato in it or something like that and then you're like, oh it's got like a little extra flavor. but roast beef can either be like super dry or amazing. Search ↗
878.280 yeah, what's up with that? gotta draw the line somewhere. it's an inconsistency in your gameplay. that's no, it's 100% consistent. i always shoot only my poop. i'm glad somebody pointed that out actually, otherwise you never would have noticed. card? don't worry guys, i got a speed upgrade. i wouldn't mind that actually, speed upgrades are pretty good. oh! i walked on the freaking spikes and died when i left the boss room! what? this seed is hot garbage. you're dead? is this trainwreck? this does feel like trainwreck. i'm dead, yeah. Search ↗
1022.880 getting rid of the haunt essentially well basically like you. oh, it's carrying queen. i'll reroll it like that'll be fun yeah, no, it's the whole and we'll reroll it now well. it still carries the inherent risk maybe you reroll the hot into like carrying queen or something like that but oh Search ↗
1359.220 really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i Search ↗
1419.820 six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah! Search ↗
1458.100 no backup, huh? nah, nothing. nothing like that. i should have emperor carded, but it was the freakin'... it was on... mob trap room. yeah. boss... no, mob trap room. and it was those mini fatties who just shoot randomly and jump. you blow off their head sometimes and they kind of turn around. yeah, and they jumped on top of me. tough break. that was a great run. oh well. it's not a... it's not a super throw. i mean, i didn't make it to necropolis 1 without getting hit, but... Search ↗
1518.760 unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left Search ↗
1930.640 i have a hard time saying no to that. i injured this room with like one heart and now i've got three and i took two damage. mike tyson punches in. oh, that's kind of clever actually. oh no! i was doing... oh i have nine lives. alright never mind. well, i was like what's so stupid? it was a stupid dodge. but i'm alright here. oh i hate this room. freaking haunt ghosts and those the guys that shoot the eight way directional homing shots. both at the same time. Search ↗
2604.040 what are you talking about? i expect nl to never notice me. i noticed you yesterday when i was playing nuclear throne and i took the weapon that you wanted me to take and then i died. oh, there we go. what do you think? oh yeah, small rock. this is a real good run. i agree with this. can i hit that chest? no way, right? still got a cat face. there is a life counter anyway. well, sort of, but not really. well, if you've got nine lives, like just seeing when the cat head disappears. exactly. you got a cat head. that's about it. Search ↗
2793.360 oh, thanks for the spirit heart payout, gimbi. oh, no cat head anymore! that's extremely dangerous! i may beat this run, but not as the lost. socks 2 is that i had two really good health items for blue baby, and they didn't do the job as much as i wish they did. they're only gonna start you off, like, start the domino effect, but you need some damage or it's just gonna you're gonna have hemorrhage health. yeah, that's that's the darn truth. he has the collar. oh, that's true, i could come back with a collar. Search ↗
2871.900 why are you taking soul hearts instead of saving them for when you respawn as dark judas? mostly because, you know, dark judas run is a freaking... it's a dime a dozen, dog. i actually thought that i had become dark judas. and i was like, i better pick these up right now to see if i'm dark judas. but i'm obviously not dark judas. but then i'm like, what if i am dark judas, but i just also still have curse of the unknown and i've never noticed because i'm playing as a lost. but i don't, i obviously have curse of darkness. oh, no! Search ↗
3030.220 we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh Search ↗
3172.560 guessing you don't have an orbital or something. otherwise, you'd probably be touching stuff instead. yeah, i got samson's chain. that's not good enough. you need like a sac dagger. oh my fucking god! i got respawned again though. very lucky. i am getting extremely lucky with these respawns. i'll be the first to tell you. and i got piercing shots. no, i was the first to tell you. oh my what? i lived? this run, man. i hate this room. Search ↗
3937.500 whoa, careful. you see me roast and toast that guy though? oh, nick! oh no. you kicked me into the abyss you son of a bitch. i'm sorry. that's inadvisable. i'm gonna have to live long enough being drunk straight up killed me there. i held left, he walked right. wouldn't be the first time in human history. Search ↗
4037.140 oh my god, i'm the greatest player of video games. oh, you started already. yeah, no problem nick, i cleared out the whole room. stomped on this dude, turned his bones into bullshit. usually you grind their bones to make your bread, but you just turn it straight up into bullshit. yeah, i skipped the middleman. why milk the cow when you can milk the bull for free? yep, the bull appreciates it, like papa john. hey, hey, oh that's you. i don't know why you make your man green. green is the, like, you bit with his color. look at my ears! Search ↗
4255.980 oh no nick i have 2 hp. i have 58, 48 so i'll be okay. oh you're about to get fucking stomped buddy! dude you can beat up the box with the guys in it. oh it traps them inside and then you beat it up i see. it hurts them too just for trapping them too so. got multiple uses. get out of here you skeleton fuck boy. oh no he got me! i have a better chance this time. that is pretty sweet. get inside of the box. oh yeah! Search ↗
4295.380 that is pretty cool. yeah, i think it's a top tier item. if both of us had this, we'd be unstoppable. oh, this could be good. and it's an easy one. i really like the lock picking mechanic in the game. nice. he knows getting in there. 50 hp, yes please. no. oh, i can make platforms? that's pretty sweet. yo, that's dope. you also just got ass disease, for the record. your head is a butt. oh yeah. kick chests open. Search ↗
4424.340 are you not back yet? you gotta be close, right? two souls. okay. one soul. it's somebody. there we go. oh, there you go. takes a lot of damage in there. oh, yeah! wasting no time to go and buck wild in this candy, you ass. so, now that i've got cool boots, i don't have to do the stupid lockpick anymore. i can just open it. what? the lockpick is the best part of the game, though. i just kicked it. how much health do you have? oh, like full. yeah. there, you have that too. i don't wanna drink this stupid schnobz. Search ↗
4472.760 my head's already... oh yeah, i see what you mean. yeah, your head's a butt. my head's a butt, so if i have to be more of a butt, i don't really care. whoops. full health, random demonic power, and a curse. that sounds scary. yeah, i got like no money. i don't have enough for either. drink the schnapps? you saw how this went last time? oh, i got drunk. what did i think would happen? fell off a cliff! that's true, that was good. it's like that one part in groundhog day. Search ↗
4554.640 yeah, those keep showing up in stuff. it's like a kappa in clicker heroes 2, which is peculiar. just shows up randomly over the face of something. i don't appreciate pandering to my demographic. me either. watch out, dickhead's coming! oh, this guy's like a log. bring the potion! pretty good farting sound too. whoa, no! this dude does so much damage! that's why i beat his ass. Search ↗
4671.820 okay, we got him. is he making ads or is this just... oh no, we're okay. oh! oh, i got an achievement for boxing that guy. so soft they do not trigger traps. nice. nice. we gotta be really careful here. i'm gonna assume my box is nothing. if you have any throwables, this is a good spot. i have no throwables. about half. three quarters now. Search ↗
4775.460 fuck, i'm almost dead. alright. what about these? you think there's potions in here? there's like cheese and eggs and stuff. alright, one's down. oh, no no no. careful, careful, careful. no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Search ↗
4870.740 what? you know who would like this game? josh? yeah. i agree. josh will be all over this shit. i died. yeah, this is not looking so good. am i fighting with a glow stick? no, it's a poison sword. alright, nick, you got this guy. if you want, i can just wail on him for two and a half hours. yeah, he'll jump right over, makes him just a ghost. i should probably not try and do this, he'll probably end up hitting you or disabling you. oh, we did it. fuck. that was a tough one. rip box! that was a tough one. my favorite item. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

300.980 like still to this day, right? yeah. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that if something was of the 80s then it's also dead. it has to be dead now, otherwise it can't be from the 80s. dead now. for example, pat benatar? no, she was famous in the 80s but she's still famous now. she's more of like a contemporary 2010s artist. it's like a mandolin, i think. molly cruz, huge in 2010. yeah, but they came out with that song on guitar hero. which one was that? hot for teacher? Search ↗
328.400 no, it was the one about rocking and rolling delicious and not the more thank you for the subscription as well and what chb? california like l. oh, yeah thank you codex gamers, thank you kafka 40. thank you all and Search ↗
461.220 crack the whip makes you fast, but i got thunder thighs so what is crack the whip? crack the sky. crack the whip. oh, it's uh, uh, cat of ninetales, yep. no, no, no, no, no, this is, this is like it's a belt. yeah. crack the beltwhip. it's the belt. crack the beltwhip. so should i get that to offset the, the thighs of thunder? yeah, probably, yeah, you need no, i got, i traded it for mom's coin purse instead. what, you knew that that was gonna happen! yeah, i did. Search ↗
570.080 i'm not touching that one. i feel like that's a thing. thank you very much. the subscription much appreciated. didn't we have that talk once about like how many people could get pregnant at one time? no, that was probably you and rob at fucking 7 a.m. eastern time. oh, yeah. well, no, i wouldn't be awake at 7 a.m. aka bedtime. yeah, aka after dinner snack time. yeah. Search ↗
1129.400 alright. a haddock or a tilapia? you're a tilapia guy? well, he's just not sold. salmon's pretty good. salmon's great. it's like steak but fishier. salmon's good. not really like steak, but... steak like in texture, yeah? eh. salmon's there, no question. oh, galactic shaft the planet pounder, welcome back. never heard of that one. i don't even have to really try to read yours anymore. yeah, freshwater or uh, is it perhaps a fenthic species? it's one of those black wobbler types. cod is real good. this is acceptable. Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1511.800 oh no. when did that happen? dads are like, okay i'll go see this movie but how long is it? because anything over two hours 20 minutes, i'm falling asleep. no, braveheart, i'll still watch the shit out of that. that's a fucking super dad film. it's all super sad too. dad's sad. dads love sad bravery. that's like the number one thing on the dad checklist. because i think all dads when they become part of a family unit, they wish that they could martyr themselves for their loved ones at some point. Search ↗
2163.880 mmm, weird al is a little bit zenier. oh, i found it. i bet raphy fuckin' freebases clorox on the weekends. no he doesn't, you son of a he comes up with some crazy shit, man. so does weird al! weird al has just changed the word of the song. i do that every single day, all day. not in all of his songs, he makes up his own songs sometimes. yeah, nobody likes those ones. no, everyone likes them! you're telling me that you don't like albuquerque? i like albuquerque, i love you fuckin' love albuquerque. Search ↗
2191.480 it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet. Search ↗
2500.320 not to mention the house and the republicans. have you heard about the thing? josh in the bubble? yeah, josh in the bubble was in there. yeah, don't talk to me about no bubbles, guys. bubble is not reality. oh, shit. that hit me right in the heart, heart dongs. Search ↗
2559.400 i think it's because i have like memories from it from sixth grade that you know no matter how snobby you get you can't you can't surpass those you know you can never escape those so do you mean europop like the genre of music? no, i mean specifically the height of that genre which is eiffel 65 self titled album. oh, it's self titled europop. it's not self titled eiffel 65. that'd be fucking stupid. Search ↗
2972.460 that's why he's rated a number one wrestler. yeah, he's in the top 200. is that true? yeah. there's a ranking for wrestlers like that? yeah, it came out like two years ago. no, maybe it's only a year ago now, but yeah. who was number one? stone cold. no, stone cold's not the greatest wrestler. oh. um, i don't know. i don't know. that's good question, i guess. i mean, seth rollins is probably up there. he's really impressive. oh, the nice guy with the beard. Search ↗
3003.000 not really a nice guy. he's definitely a bad guy, but no that not him that he's another wrestler he's not the guy you just said no no no daniel brian, that's the guy every single time yeah, all right, baby remember he's got two first names, and then i'll remember his name goes yes. yes, oh Search ↗
3097.420 little bit mentally a little bit dirty. no, no man. that was pretty real to me lego and or the joe and thank you very much for the subscription. hey wtf is odb. i'm not the cathedral now is yeah me too. oh Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
3226.860 i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good. Search ↗
3390.480 even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all. Search ↗
3426.880 no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better. Search ↗
3755.500 yeah, get ready for the duck. add docket crimson peak crimson peak crimson peak. i actually think crimson peak looks pretty dope. what is that? that's the new horror movie from guillermo del toro. oh, i guess. garden wasn't very good. yeah, well it has a freaking like a million percent on rotten tomatoes right now josh, so. does it? what? it stops at 100. it's almost like all the villagers and shit. what's it called? the village. no, that's the visit. Search ↗
3928.260 oh fuck! oh my! there's like scum on the top of my water so i didn't buy it. um, i thought the desk was supposed to protect me. we went through this yesterday. no. phoenix775, thank you for the i killed myself? oh, i teleported! oh jesus. alright, phoenix, thank you for the 11 months we're in for you. how are you guys doing today? you guys doing well? pretty good. pretty good. how about you? neither of us went for the uh... no, don't do it! oh, you bastard. Search ↗
4079.700 they should just make a minions. oh god nick has the web gun. oh, yeah nobody confront the guy with the web gun once he gets someone in the way. oh nobody get the guy with the web gun after he webs himself they didn't ask let him run buck wild as a spartan laser. i tried not to do it. oh they call me buck. i'm wild there is no escape. oh Search ↗
4106.460 jumping is useless. oh, oh what? there is a minion trading card game. i saw it at target i'm not terribly surprised by that to be totally honest with you. they have like there's no avenue they haven't put minions in do people really love minions that much? minions potting soil at this point. i posted them in chat or in our skype channel at the time Search ↗
4130.140 oh is that what those mouji things are? hey you don't get them for some reason. i know it's just it tells me to log into skype and i'm just like no no skype if minions were real i would eat them every day can you eat minions? i would make a way to make minion steak yeah. i killed themselves steakians steak funyuns yeah, that's delicious. you can have some minion rings Search ↗
4183.120 oh, that seems pretty bad. all things considered. oh, you ripped my chainsaw! you fuckboy! oh, you got a box. what is going on? nobody's dead? no! hi, dad. oh my god, no one's dead? yeah, i live. wait, one person's dead. it's the most valuable weapon so far. oh, the saxophone? i thought i was gonna flamethrower! Search ↗
4210.140 throw flame buddy! oh you flamed me you fucker. yeah now you're flamed too. oh no! nobody okay, that's incredible. that was so long! that was so long! the end is actually pretty good as well. alright i'll give you that. it was so long! i think despicable me was like a pretty good movie. but i don't know if the minions were it was fine, it's the minion fanaticism. it's alright, it's not bad. steve carell's in it, he's a pretty funny guy. yeah i like steve carell. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
163.440 yeah, that's true too. that is very true. yeah, those early like 3d games look like hot ass garbage most of the time. not all of them! like, when i think back to like the original playstation launch, like, uh... oh no, that's ps2, never mind. Search ↗
208.620 i also have not been following the saga of its, you know, development and other various controversies, so i have no real bias against it, i guess. i should know my audience better before i make jokes like that. fair enough. speaking of platformers though, the mega man collection on steam, i picked that up, and it's amazing to me how poorly a game can run. oh no. Search ↗
260.920 and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months! Search ↗
402.020 thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it. Search ↗
1019.140 well, i unfortunately, we got it on ps4 and i don't even know how to recover like my old gamer tag but, um, like, uh, it was just like, content not found, content not found. and i was like, oh no. well you charged me for it, so i hope that one day that content gets found. Search ↗
1265.120 i didn't get the tiny planet. i yeah, i picked that up earlier probably i guess cuz you got the knife it augmented your your i roll tammy's head oh double mapping all right, we'll take the treasure map and the compass why not yeah, i'm not a fan of the fact that this game looks kind of framey right now open gl rendering still giving me some problems how's green man doing? there's no green man anymore just blue screens. oh Search ↗
1295.620 that's like maybe worse. there's your new pc doing that? yeah, so we continue the saga oh that's real good we rma'd our gpu and then we installed it and it worked fine on monday's stream and we're like the problem solved and then i try to record some isaac like 10 minutes after the stream ends and it's like no same problem Search ↗
1437.940 i'm not mad at the guy who chose the parts. he's a friend of ours. oh no, excel floor. but um, there's always like a moment where he's like, well i could have gone with the thing that i knew. Search ↗
1633.680 and numb feet are not good. chat, i'm not gonna do the d4 because i have tiny planet death's touch which is already hilariously fun. so i'm gonna stick with this. we actually oh no, we didn't get mr. mega. that's my mistake. no, not mr. mega. yeah, i got pyro though. everybody's going on vacation at nick, cobalt, and then l yeah, but they're only gone for like a day. i'm not on vacation. Search ↗
1724.500 isaac, er, nl is not the absurd guy anymore. pardon me, i took tiny planet before i had death's touch, because i'm not a little bee with a little pee. i got no problems with the absurdity here. i know, people always freak out when i take tiny planet, i'm like, guys, it's not bad. you can hit like three things at once in a room, all around the room. nothing wrong with tp. oh, oh, oh, open it. Search ↗
1812.080 how do i do this? i've got a devil room with a little brimstone with two hearts, i've got a guppy's tail and the mark, and i have one red heart, so i think i'm just gonna take the mark. oh, that is... that's where things get interesting. my suggestion to you would mark reroll. but i... how do i get more? the lead secret, sugar ray. i'm not gonna get any more red hearts, though. right, but you still... no, but they'll reroll the souls. exactly. your devil deals with... oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. i did not realize that that's how that works. thank you. no problem. you saved me an item. Search ↗
1915.260 silver knight feel many things facing a lost run is the worst idea. i think i've ever heard my life what is racing a lost? oh good little chad as just a classic right there. i got a belt what is the oh the miss the miss with bob's rotten head we miss with bob's rotten head? oh, no big big whoop. that'd be my rap name big whoop. oh Search ↗
2534.860 this is our last last lost chance guys. i got a little brimstone start this time. i'm gonna try to make it short it doesn't have much of an ass. it's workable. oh good black candle maybe a tele pills, maybe a tele pills. no triple a battery. that's not gonna do it. praise the sun at least holy water killed the guy who killed you. Search ↗
2745.440 it's uh, yeah, i mean it mostly comes down to the track list for me. i'm like, four non blondes, what's up is fun to sing. and then you've got that song, they got like a lot of songs from the 80s that you don't know the name of but when you hear it you're like, oh, you know, i just wanna lose your love tonight. that kind of stuff. and you're like, well, you know, it's no sister christian, but i remember, i know this song. Search ↗
2882.100 it's alright! but you gotta keep in mind, i think it was guitar hero that got like 2112 as like the end boss or something. oh no, that is rock band. that was rock band? yeah. oh, i thought they were competing. nevermind. yeah, all of 2112 is and all of moving pictures and all of 2112 i think are in rock bands. i remember it had quite a lovely presentation for it too. oh, like the the stage area for it, yeah, it was all really well made. Search ↗
2910.400 if i use undefined in the curse room guys, i might get an air room and then it would skip my boss room and my devil deal. and i'm really hoping for like, dead cat. so... oh, they both had 2112. oh, cool. sounds like rush sold out. yeah, fucking rush. no wonder the canadian dollar's so weak, there haven't been enough rhythm games to allow rush to contribute to the economy. Search ↗
2994.240 oh my god! terra fucking thoma! ew! okay, it's okay. no spots? wait. it's the there was the room with the terra thoma that's already broken up into pieces. oh, and he brimstone those and it does not get pretty. damn it guys! i just ate at a restaurant in san francisco called the squat and gobble i thought you should know. Search ↗
3724.680 i just finished the depths 2 at 7 minutes and 40 seconds. i think you're actually gonna pass me now. i'm in the womb one now. i can't i couldn't get out of the way fast enough to not get hit by mom's laser beams. did you lose your nine lives? no, i still have i don't think i have the item anymore, but i have like the functionality. oh, i have holy mantle though. so it's like it's a livable run. i got tammy's head with all this juicy stuff. Search ↗
3965.700 oh, maybe we have bloody lust, so taking some damage has allowed me to beat mom's heart. you think dark judas is preferable over his azel? oh, fuck. uh, no. why did you count when you have a timer? shit. but i'm figuring it out now. the brimstone's pretty strong. you lose flight and you lose the brimstone and it's like, eh, maybe you shouldn't have done that. would you rather be dark judas than azazel? that's, well that's what i was asking, yeah. i would rather be dark judas. i'm thinking azazel's the better call. Search ↗
4150.140 if you do ten runs a day, it'll only take you three months. but you know how casper would freaking stream in like two days? he'd have it. that would be seven hours at least if you had quick runs. that's fucking stupid. seven hours is like a good time. oh jesus. clutch as fuck. no i agree with you chat, we are doing this. somehow we have made it to the chest. Search ↗
4219.920 is it over? no, i made it somehow. wow. you got bombs? oh fuck. yeah, i put a bomb down and it actually trapped both of them. oh nice. okay, i've still got some extra lives. i think i have to take bbf because it's, um, it's damaged and i have no damage. yes, it could kill me. that thing is so dangerous. but i have i love it when you have sad bombs with it though. that's the thing, i'm like, well i have butt bombs, so i have like a mild synergy with it. Search ↗
4358.240 if you hug the left or the right wall and press against it, they don't charge at you. so... they're gonna charge at you. sounds like a feature as far as i'm concerned. yeah, i'm fine with it being broken. greed! why?! my rim is expanding and contracting now. this again. so no, well it's a different rim though. this one's darker. oh, the dark rim. okay. it's made of lasers. is this your pacific rim or your skyrim? um... Search ↗
4394.080 it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh. Search ↗
4439.660 understandably, so you you have no idea the backlash that would happen if people were like oh you're gonna skip play and fall out to play rainbow six siege beta all right? that's kate stream. oh, i thought you did it on that too though. no. i don't think i've ever played the ship on my stream well, you did tf2 and csgo a lot. i know this is indeed correct. yeah, i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

149.180 should i tell you it again? what oh what yeah, this is not even close to the right seat exit game. i think you've you might have misread one of the characters merely maybe maybe it went like for no, why a for you? why oh i did for ea why? okay, hey, yeah, cuz i was going uh oh and you're yeah. yeah confused exactly. yeah, i Search ↗
826.400 uh, in what? in what are you speaking? oh, you know, in the next rebirth patch that comes out. have they announced that? i'm just assuming there's gonna be another one because the game is fairly popular, that's all. is it? i mean, amongst some circles. i thought we were the only people who played this. no, there's also cobalt streak, remember? oh, i always forget about cbs! yeah, cbs and bs. bs, that's biznap. i know that guy. Search ↗
990.160 yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool. Search ↗
1019.700 you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny. Search ↗
1369.980 as much as i would love to just like walk into this item room and have it be a new item that nobody's ever seen before, this is not afterbirth. no. afterbirth, my plans for... oh, guppy. guppy. guppy. give me a sec. guppy. guppy. guppy. guppy. no, no guppy. i'm getting afterbirth at the same time as you folks, unless you're a lucidator, in which case, go fuck yourself. awkward. Search ↗
2376.460 but you know what, the americans already have brawl ball. oh that's what we get? brawl ball? you get brawl ball. god damn it. i really missed that one. no offense of course to brawl. oh good, placenta. rocket basketball? that was actually... i feel like basketball could actually work. Search ↗
2487.060 looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay. Search ↗
2551.560 oh come on copy items. oh, yeah, i played it for three hours last night. no super into it. that is cool i think i unlocked all the styles like in one sitting. i'm happy to hear that. what's the furthest you've gotten? i got to limbo. okay, i think that's a way for the four four one four one yeah, i think i've only gotten to water level which is probably three three one. yeah, i Search ↗
3094.340 but you know, i'm not the most credible when it comes to planetary information as you might know. yeah, but he knows the people who own the lie detector, so... oh. no, i said i'm not the most credible. oh, i see. moripovich is. at first i was like, i can't believe nick would take this opportunity to slander moripovich on the show. i know very little about moripovich, to be honest, so i probably wouldn't. Search ↗
3188.580 i meant the one that goes around your head. oh those ones yeah, this the it looks like the pillow you if you have hemorrhoids that you sit on but you carry around your neck i didn't like understand those i thought people were just silly and they brought them on because like i don't know why i just like a silly pillow yeah, no very sensible. they have a reason and it's pretty good reason yeah kate uses one of those from time to time i just like i can't sleep on flights, so i just i Search ↗
3288.540 some sad ass moments in inside out given the way they marketed the characters i had no idea that it would be that real of a movie i thought it was gonna be really like comic silly kind of shit, and it wasn't mostly when kayden, i saw we also missed like the first 15 minutes because we accidentally walked into ant man again so i think we missed like all the build up like the the cute comic kind of build up and instead we got just like immediately pathos yeah, and it was like oh, yeah, i Search ↗
3385.020 do it do you watch starski and hutch on the fight over? no, it's like a weird disambiguation of amethyst from steven universe. okay. thank you saber ewan for the two months in a row. oh, yeah, crickets head. oh, forget me now as the lost. i don't know. maybe this is good. maybe i can do boss rush and then do it again. do it. Search ↗
3644.140 i would agree with you. i've had a really nice time in 2015. we still got a couple months, but i'm just starting to think about it now. it's coming up pretty fast. 2015's been cool. i'm gonna miss it. but here's... 2016's gonna be even better! little did nick and ryan know. oh no. 2016 would be the final year of human existence on the planet. Search ↗
4397.480 yo, you can't say that pancakes get crepes. crepes are a separate thing. they exist in two different paradigms. a pancake is not a crepe. anyway. steam has finished downloading cannonbrawl. that's good news. it's to protect his magic cards from nick. do i? is that something i should be worried about? that's what somebody at chat said. no, i'm totally content with you having your magic cards. i would not bother them. zepole clown. thank you for this description. oh no, i fell in the well. Search ↗
4430.340 the down well? yeah, that's okay. is the moon supposed to flicker like that? yeah. like for real? yeah, i think so. i think it's part of the art style. kinda looks like a zx spectrum thing or something. okay. oh my. cause i'm paranoid about the, you know, graphical glitches and stuff like that. yeah, no mine flickers totally. no worries there. i'm glad to hear this. alright, let me... Search ↗
4907.620 i'd rather crack them for myself. i'm not buying these packs because i want these packs. i'm buying these packs so we can make mathis feel bad. and also for the future potential of selling them. oh yeah, no absolutely. even though you're not going to, just to know you can. don't forget wall jump nl. i try to wall jump Search ↗
4948.820 yeah, it's unusual. i've messed up some wall jumps in my day. you know the time dilation bubbles actually kill enemies? uh, i did not know that, no. so when you get hit and create that time void, maybe that's actually really useful. it's an offensive move as well as it stops time, so you can actually take your time and plan your next move. so yeah, it's pretty cool. that is good to know. it's a lot of very subtle, well thought out strategy in this game that i love. nice. nice. oh, there we go. 13 combo. that's pretty good. Search ↗
4983.120 apparently 25 is the maximum or 25 25 is what gets you a life back thank you mr. beard for the four months in a row much appreciated. i'm gonna take s for shotgun because that's pretty cool. oh no all the gems went in the hole nick what are the effects of gem high i Search ↗
5986.980 i really only like original. i kind of also do only like the original too. it's just like the matrix movies. yep. one bit please? what does one bit palette look like? it's all white. oh man. like on black, but it's like every other shade that isn't white is also white. that sounds visually confusing. i don't think it's any better than the regular one. also i didn't describe that very well. i get it. when you said all white i thought it was like a joke. no. Search ↗
6116.100 ah! i missed the shot. i need the visual cue of seeing where red is. i think that's really good for me. it's a great design feature too. yep. does the mirror's edge approach? speaking of which, you see mirror's edge catalyst got delayed. no! mm hmm. it's true. it'll take a little longer for me to publicly throw up on twitch. oh no. have they confirmed if it's gonna be out for pc or if it's exclusive yet? ah, i don't know actually. cause i will be less worked up if it's just out for xbox one cause then i probably won't buy it anyway. Search ↗
6370.960 did you see the new terminator movie by chance? no, i have not seen the new terminator. yeah, avoid it. it's really bad. that's what i heard. i only wanted to bring it up because i wanted to hear your take on why they thought it was appropriate to have so many confusing timelines intersecting in a movie. i don't know man. like, oh i didn't take a knife before kill. they just really want to make terminator 2 again and they don't know how to do it so they're just throwing shit at the wall until something sticks. Search ↗
6749.340 that did happen for me. i was going to albany, i had to go to new jersey first even though we passed albany. silly. why can't they just land and let me out? yeah, exactly! it should be like a bus. just ring the bell and then land. ding ding, i need to get out. alright, we'll just land in five seconds here and no big deal. the next stop is... osaka. you just like get on the flight oh that would be so annoying if it actually worked like that. you'd like get on the plane in la to go to australia. Search ↗
7028.440 i don't know, they let me use it. i just was tired of hearing about whether i needed to use it or not use it or what i had to put it in modes or like i just get it. i get it. i heard it enough today. air lingus would have let you use it. okay. they would have been cool about it. it's because of the lingus, i think. yeah, exactly. and we think that's funny because it sounds like lingum, right? pardon me? lingus lingum? is that... or is it a brule thing? it's a cunnilingus thing. oh, i didn't know. i thought you were doing a brule thing or a... okay, i get it. no, not even at all. Search ↗
7331.560 chat, what is it called? 26 combo. that's pretty good. oh, you get like auto combos for doing limbo because there's like no ground to land on. so that's kinda cool. that voice is from grape lady falls. how far away are we from memes just referring to anything that is funny? like it's actually replacing like funny at this point. whenever i tell a joke, i get like 10 people go, dank meme bro. Search ↗
7401.820 let me see the palette. yeah, sure. i'll turn on vivid. oh my god i almost got like full level off of that one run style select surface. oh no vivids pretty nice actually. yeah, it kind of looks like the anime bleach. okay. yeah, i've only used regular bleach i think it's tied to be honest with you so i don't know no anime bleaches for getting really bad anime out of your mind after you've watched it cleanses the palette as it were i'm aware Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

65.840 that seems fair. i just forgot to hit the button again and left. that's all was i'm not supposed to tear apart the poo no, you just tear apart the poo tear it up tearing apart the poo i mean there's a new heart in the poo all right fantastic for you but i don't have any my health is a question mark. it's an ending right that's just because you have a curse oh Search ↗
86.240 oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is? Search ↗
277.720 alright, let's do that. whoa. there's a really good item on the next floor. how do i wait do i press the button again? no, you just go through the exit door at the bottom. okay. did you take bob's brain of course? you're silly. well the reason i took bob's brain. oh okay, i see now wait why there's a weird thing with my head now your head my head vanished actually for a sec oh Search ↗
392.180 too bad we're not gonna have it next floor. no, well i didn't get it in the first place anyway. it was in a mushroom. can you believe that? chukko the part of the i can't actually. thank you for the subscription and also, uh, i guess moobot has just like completely given up the ghost on actually shouting out even current subscribers, so... oh shit. i installed nightbot! there we go. i installed nightbot too. i installed nightbot, but nightbot doesn't shout out subscribers yet either. oh, that's weird. Search ↗
483.580 missing though, we'd be in like a super good position. really good run then. alright, so you get this. ow, what the fuck? i don't know. no, don't. it's me. it's a me thing. like a me bow. oh, okay. there's some subscribers. painter skies and choco the party clown. thank you to both of you. i'm glad to finally have a party clown around. Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
755.180 it's a lot of fun. have you found the one that turns your tears into fingernails before because that's pretty small i've had the one that turned my tears into regular nails. no fingernails. they're like little short crescents, but they go through stuff oh, yeah, no, i've seen that and i've also had one that turns it into regular nails yeah, i had that too, but not now. oh Search ↗
827.300 i mean, i don't have it, but i'm just trying to describe what missing no yeah, yeah, it's a box with boxes inside of it, and it's it's like peepers eye it's kind of like flying around the screen here. that's pretty sweet you ever see this bad boy hey, i gotta deal with an angel. i wonder if there's a glitch transformation. apparently this is like glitch glitch, baby oh my god steam sale. it's the best day of all time best although it'll probably get rerolled next floor anyway what's um matchsticks do matchstick is? Search ↗
938.780 uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab. Search ↗
972.360 no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal. Search ↗
1241.320 oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better. Search ↗
1364.560 that's like the compass. that's for mapping, but you don't need it really. oh no, it's like a wood compass. what's the wood compass? wood compass. i'm not sure i can imagine that. is it a fanny pack? no, no, it's like, you know like the fucking illuminati triangle? yes. imagine that like brown on like a brown circle. i don't think i know that one. illuminati triangle on a brown circle. yeah. Search ↗
1582.080 i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory? Search ↗
1721.240 oh yeah, i guess i would call him an honorary ninja as well. he's like a cyborg ninja or something. yeah. raiden? yeah, mark of the ninja, strider. strider's legit. strider i'll give you for sure. warframe is a ninja. warframe is the dude's name? they're all various warframes. oh. what animal are you most scared of? what about ani musha? sorry to talk about this animal thing. i forgot about it. no, i don't really care about the animal thing. that's fine. Search ↗
2025.220 well, i mean, i got close and then the fucking, the doors are the biggest bullshit how they open. yeah, the doors are too nasty. a thousand people will just start pouring out of them. fucking lollapalooza over here. i mean, i can start over. i don't care about this run that much. yeah, this run doesn't matter. we could always just start a, uh, an isaac run or something. no. what is emergency contact? uh, it sends down, like, those wallmasters, but they help you. oh, cool. it's pretty good. it's kind of like a high priestess. Search ↗
2058.940 that's the first time i've seen it. i killed greed! congrats! what? you won! yeah, i think? i don't know. you thought you were in the shithouse! what do i do? you go in the chest. wait, do i give him the money? no, give him all the money in the box, because you actually... oh. but i did it. he still unlocked lilith. would you have given him money if you had the money, grandma? i did it. delta? twitch chat says gg clutch holy shit. wow, nice job. heart attack clutch. burnt umber. Search ↗
2091.120 go chest. ruined. white. palladium blue. wow. good job, josh. thanks. i agree. i did it. that's actually pretty impressive. is it? oldmantbiles, thank you for the subscription as well. oh, just fight champion haunt with 1 hp and no damage upgrades. you know, wales is a real place but not seaworld. isn't that weird? that's not weird in the least. Search ↗
2441.900 gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no Search ↗
3032.040 so you have no reason to use it. yeah. yeah! yeah! yeah, see? yeah. so i guess i'll go for the question mark that's worth two hearts as opposed to question mark that's worth one. yeah, that's likely to be better. lord of the pit demon wings! you can fly now. oh, that's fucking sweet! i want that. oh, god. josh, you are the fucking sexiest man. yeah. Search ↗
3061.360 who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on. Search ↗
3248.480 spike things i do i just had no the it's like the five button room with the heads that spit their fucking house that one has you a little rough. i hate it and it actually killed me well, not actually but like i have half a hour hypothetically killed you almost literally killed me almost literally. oh Search ↗
3271.100 do you know literally has been changed in its definition to include approximately or figuratively? i have seen that yeah. please don't tell me that, that's horrible. it really seems quite contrary to the point of that word. yeah. am i the master of lock picking? no i haven't bought the lock picking kit yet. i intend to eventually. what is like a half a heart? shit, i think i did. get your heart on. oh yeah, batroom 100% designed by tyrone. Search ↗
3540.220 we were talking about carving pumpkins, i think. oh, okay, that's like the way that normal people would probably introduce that. oh. how did you introduce it? it was about public entropy. oh, what's wrong with that? what did you do, ryan? did you carve a pumpkin too? uh, for halloween? yeah. no, just for fun. not really, dawg. mostly just halloween. i recorded a bunch and then i did a magic the gathering online draft. sounds like you had a fun time. Search ↗
3648.100 you could, yeah, if you wish. is that a thing? do people do lost redraw? oh, they do it, yeah. oh, yeah, it's like, it's for the dragon rites. does anyone win it? oh, austin wins it, yeah. austin won it? he's like really good! at rebirth, i didn't know. probably done everything. he played it non stop, didn't he? marathon. yeah. some bitch. he's really good. yeah, out of all of us, he was the first to unlock all the shit. that's pretty sweet. he unlocked everything? no, i mean in rebirth when it came out. was that a lot? Search ↗
3807.860 ben cain. okay. ben. uh, anywho, uh, cain, i guess, i didn't watch hell in a cell, that was the last pay per view. it was like, last sunday or two sundays ago. yeah, that sounds awful. cain had to step down as director of operations because he lost to seth rollins. oh, so he didn't... is he part of the henry rollins band? no. oh. he's part of the authority. but he went to hell? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

841.320 sorry guys, i'm trying to dodge here. okay, i gotta work on my dodging. my chat's like, take damage, you're eve! and i'm like, no! you burned that damage off me. we don't just get the damage guys. oh, that's a golden bomb. those are pretty sweet. oh, now i get the other upside down blood tier. other upside oh anemic, yeah. yeah. the one that i thought the other one was. Search ↗
902.020 is there like a meta secret room through it that i can go through? oh yeah, no you gotta bring emergency contact into it and then get yourself pulled out of it. mom will lift you up, take you to another plane of existence. then when you get pulled into that one it's actually super meat boy 2. which is actually frog fractions 3. right. like a dream i had the other night. glitter bombs! i thought you were gonna say a different word. i thought you were also gonna say a different word. Search ↗
1134.040 i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times. Search ↗
1552.660 oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh Search ↗
1822.340 uh, mom's box? pardon me? oh, that sounds a little vulgar. i thought you were gonna say clitoris. it's no. alright, let's try mom's box. what's in the box? what's in your box, mom? oh, it's a usable item. uh... i used it, it gave me a rock. alright. little trinklets? i'm gonna reroll that in a minute. little trinklets. i like that. i think there's something with putting like, uh, lits at the end of something that sounds really weird. Search ↗
2039.540 it says like oh the untainted yeah, do this run so good now two times damage no tears down says a luke. holy crap. that's really good wow. it's just like eve's mascara with no downside breaking the game that judas priest yes the the damage numbers are from spider mon and now my i know that i've left that room my damage is bad again. what's going on with that? oh? Search ↗
2407.160 where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh. Search ↗
2695.720 yeah. actually don't though. that's the original i asked for. let's just say we did and not... oh my dick shoots prop tosis. they nerf prop tosis a little bit. no! what have you got your balls tattooed like the bottom of brimstone's icon and then your dick tattooed like brimstone? please. your dick tattooed like brimstone. yeah. nice. Search ↗
2855.560 thank you very much, appreciate that. we're gonna make it rain on greed mode. man, i definitely should not have taken my reflection shot speed down tammy's head. this is just hot trash. that sounds interesting. what does this do? oh, that's what it does. do you get extra charges for your spacebar item on the ultra greed fight? no. uh, no. Search ↗
3066.260 i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit. Search ↗
3468.360 yo, these breakfasts are driving me wild right now. what is this? oh, did you get chaos? yeah! i got a mug. there's a mug with like half full full of milk. is that a thing i should have? depends, are you lactose intolerant? no? alright, i will take that as a yes. some of my best friends are lactose intolerant. i've never actually seen that item, so i don't know. it's okay. i'll just throw it out there. Search ↗
3848.580 there's a lap button but i can't get it, it's too far away. the joke is... no, i just like died right when you said that, sorry. oh, like... not really died, but like died and lost the building up of stuff that i had going. mmm. i had nine lives, so... i think we can... we can get a bunch of shovels in here. even if we go now. i think we'll find something on these next couple of floors. that'll be fine. Search ↗
3909.840 there'd be no milfs left. that's true! it sounds sustainable. they become extinct. you think that guy has his license? milfunder? yeah, i think so. you gotta go for it. when is the season? i've got so many. all year round. when is the season? right after the funerals, man. oh lord, that's just... or the weddings. or the weddings. if you're owen wilson. yeah, that's... gotta read a funeral. Search ↗
4340.320 fox? fox? nick, how is mom's box? oh it's warm. no but like... he dropped a trinket. it was you know small rocks. like every couple of rooms or? i forget. i only used it once and then i changed it back for something else. so it's like a space bar out? yeah. okay i would rather just buy the trinket for five cents from the shop then. we only got a loot 46 times guys. Search ↗
4404.740 is that oh, you know he gives it all holy night that guy it's really good i don't think it let me put in 15 that time guys. i was thinking the long bottom kind of neville. no, it's that's neville longbottom. yeah this is actually right in this time. oh Search ↗
4576.120 there's three right there are three awesome powers films, but there's someone tries to tell you there's a fourth you saw come in the jaw i agree is there a fourth oh no, that's one of our kids keep trying in development. it'll be out soon enough you had totally bob's brain was a mistake bob's brain did nothing wrong. it's a mistake. it's a trap you're just a mistake bob's brain a lucky mistake help lucky happy mistake. oh Search ↗
4884.200 that is really bad. your little baby can shoot it, right? no. it's stuck on him now. i think they patched it. maybe you have monstro's lung so it takes forever to shoot. nope, nope. oh wait, what's this? i have the bullseye one. does that maybe do it? mmm. yeah, so you just, you put that bullseye like in a direction, but maybe it just doesn't actually shoot for you. no, i don't have a bullseye though. there's no reticle. that's very strange. yeah, something's broken there. i don't know quite what. Search ↗
5078.780 yeah, what is that baby? is that swarm protector? because i thought you had to beat stuff with lost to get that. oh, we have beat all the lost stuff. no, for me. oh, swarm protector? i think that's one of the new items they put in, isn't it? swarm protector is, uh, it's been in the game for 12 years. is it? swarm protector is best button. i'm thinking something else then. seraphim? two every fucking time. oh, the salt levels are rising! this is very intimidating. Search ↗
5244.860 bear and i also tried out some characters last night one of which is kind of senile michael caine forgetting what christopher nolan movie he's in and then christopher nolan having to remind him. i like it. michael caine will be like, oh i wanna be batman. mike, mike you can't be batman mate. this is the 2014 film interstellar. matthew mcconaughey goes to space. there's no batman in this movie michael. Search ↗
5335.780 but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys! Search ↗
5437.080 i'll try not to the donation machine for a floor. hmm. no, i want my money in the machine maybe pajamas. okay, this is gonna be interesting. oh, i don't have dunn's camp. i have tumor transformation. that's oh all right. here we go double ipecac lilith my reflection black lotus. it's a freaking black lotus. i found it really i Search ↗
5878.520 oh, my program just stopped working and it crashed. oh, that's the worst! your stream program or like isaac itself? isaac. wow. i have had that happen once, but... i went in the grief chest and it broke. oh no. and i can't continue. no! hopefully that's not three hours of progress just down the drain. if i lost my freaking coins from that, i'm rioting! tyrant, you're gonna get an earful, man. Search ↗
6008.280 my body it's okay. i got one more day tomorrow, and then we'll start working on this. i guess they're on our normal streams what was your machine and when like at its peak before the patch no? i mean like whatever it was that winning date crash. i don't know you what was it at chat was anybody paying attention was it to 30 something? i think yo what if it was 109 oh no? what if it was 218? Search ↗
6123.900 alright, i will spin to win. and as long as it's at the loss we'll do it. i'm gonna be donating for a sec after this too i guess so. you and i can start at the same time i'm sure. the blue baby? i don't... oh no. you mean to roll again? yes please. i don't particularly want to farm money on the blue baby. Search ↗
6830.820 and then, well at best you would have a bunch of diamond dust which you could then use to coat some other blade. oh that'd be sweet. diamond dust is like a new rebirth item. you could coat his katana with it and cut through some of those fucking boots full of meat. you wanted to rage quit this deal with the devilnik? i uh, no i didn't go to the, sorry i meant the one before that and it was just the boss fight that was taking me 100 years. oh yeah, no i'm with you on that one for sure. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

402.820 how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better. Search ↗
588.420 do you know if you specced it out how long is no. this could take all night. it could take longer than that. i mean... oh, then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it on our bicycle. i'm okay with it. alright, man. you know? i can tell you're into this idea. yeah, you are too. i mean since you decided to officiate the whole thing. i'm definitely not gonna be a part of that. Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
868.040 spaced on that for a minute there. all right, let's grab two of spades. that's okay two of spades confirmed pretty good. yeah, and then we're gonna buy a battery also take blank card no, cuz i have to be six. oh shit. i gotta hurry up. i just remembered i have a 30 minute cap here you know, i believe in you this is a pretty great run like there is greatness on this run and it doesn't take too long to get to it. i Search ↗
1166.800 oh, another judgment. jeez louise. one of these days. you won't want to wake up? no, i think i'm like... everybody sucks. that's one of those days. this is one of these days. two completely different things. you have to pack a chainsaw? i've never even used a chainsaw. to be honest with you, i wouldn't trust myself with one. me either. Search ↗
1380.340 it's not about him crucial boss rush points. no, i don't i don't play by the fucking boss rush rules oh, sorry, the the daily challenge rules for non daily challenges. i play these runs to escape from the daily challenge you know constructs. well, that was weird. i know a roofer who used a ladder that doesn't surprise me isn't that like kind of like step one is they're not like getting on the roof. oh Search ↗
1512.060 thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh Search ↗
1542.880 it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly. Search ↗
1616.020 is i was thinking about it, but sorta doesn't work at all. no, i know. oh, okay. we're good curse of the docket or curse of the curse of the docket. that's what we have wednesday curse of the curse of the tower plus pyro is op that makes a lot of sense i also feel though that like a lot of the stuff in pyro is op. oh Search ↗
1705.020 it's a weird name. what does that mean? wow, this is rude. i get the butterfree part, but what's the first part? ma gives black hearts. okay. oh, impa's like... a game character. ah, it's an interesting choice. i think i'll take the wafer. close call though. oh no, i got penny tears. Search ↗
1730.300 actually, it didn't do the thing where it flashes them on the screen and tricks tricks yet. i never heard of penny tears is that a new thing there? yeah, there is a tear transformation like it what changes your tear effect it's actually really good, but also incredibly visually arresting in you know sounds good oh, no, like they they flash and like pop and stuff like that even more so than like multi dimensional baby it makes me feel like this is really bad for people who are photosensitive. oh Search ↗
1939.700 why is so people have told me mob the void pays out with black hearts. where are my black hearts? apparently they're up your butt and around the corner. i no longer i don't have any black hearts. oh, i'm freaking dead! alright. but then i respawned with nine lives. i don't know what to do. i'm not gonna fight this guy nine times. freaking die every time. i've been in that spot a few times. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Search ↗
2037.340 yeah, i mean i if i were you i would probably recommend not fighting hush but you know i have a way worse run than you do yeah, it's very true. yeah doesn't that actually like help yeah, it might help you against hush right if i live that long oh, i'm not even gonna make it there in time never mind is no no going to us for me i'm on one with 28 minutes, so Search ↗
2639.700 just one of those happy little things that you find in the background. it's just kind of gonna help you run out a little. substantially, are we gonna be happy little trees. cash going here. you can unlock the secret on this run? no, probably. as long as it doesn't require beating hush, that's what, uh, that's all i care about. i had a rules card and it was like, deny his gifts to obtain the true reward. and i was like, yeah, there you go. all right, who's gonna beat, uh, lost, greed mode, never picking up any items? oh, deny it's probably like, uh, Search ↗
2675.340 don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh Search ↗
3136.800 i guess i can just like... oh wait, what's the point? this doesn't give us any extra benefit here. i used the blue hourglass after i fought the angel. it just gave me... i just get to do the room over again. yeah, i keep wanting to believe that that somehow helps you, but it just never does. i thought maybe i'd get a value there. or i thought maybe you give some money to like, the beggar, and then you go back in time, and then you have your money, but he'll keep his values, but no, they actually reset. Search ↗
3252.000 you're fine the names, but you may have missed the hourglass or not the hourglass the dice room i didn't clear this floor out. it's okay. yeah. yeah, we'll do an angel statue sure no no, don't get the bomb you stupid thing wasted a bomb okay? why is it shooting down when i use my shoot to loop? i don't like that bragus wherever marked is facing. it's not i was facing left. it's weird i don't know it was the last button that i pressed oh Search ↗
3443.340 is that because of your graphics card that you changed that? no, it's um... i actually accidentally left it on 1080 once. and it just worked. and people were like, wow, it looks really clear today. and i was like, well, that's weird. i wonder why. if we ever encounter some latency, we can put it down to 720, but we'll see. oh, it was a retro vision joke. i see. i see. now i got a little too bent out of shape. i took a personally, i apologize. Search ↗
3556.340 and edward snowden. and introducing... edward snowden. sounds like a south park episode. and edward snowden. the nutty defector! yeah, okay. that was a good one, chat. i'm sure that that one won't ruffle any feathers in the chat. oh, sorry, kefka. i actually did see that you resubbed and i just forgot to shout you out because we were talking at the time. but thank you very much, kefka. there's no way i'm touching this shit. i wouldn't fuck this boss rush with your dick. Search ↗
3674.660 that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh Search ↗
3992.960 more holy tears! oh i do have bloody lust, you're right. he's giving me some... some big damage bonus here. freaking continuum, man. gotta go for the angel piece. yeah, then re roll it. no, they stick around through d4, don't they? not anymore, i think. oh, that's shitty. yeah. Search ↗
4298.580 that's a lot of shots. alright, i've been hit two more times. oh, my vampire's saving me though. i got hit like ten times on the start of that room. that's no good at all. i also have pyros, so that's helping out too a little bit. i guess we could like fight megasade. did you get a second key piece or dad's key? yeah, somehow. i don't remember doing it, but apparently it happened. oh, that would be so good if i could get both of those done. you best not re roll. look, i'm gonna level with you. i'm gonna be re ruling. Search ↗
4335.960 alright, i need to use a bomb, heal myself a little. wait, that didn't... i thought i had pyro oh, i re rolled my pyro! shit. thank you for these donations, i am seeing them and i will read them out as soon as possible. oh, the dodging is happening. oh no, it's isaac's heart! d4's worst enemy! oh god! don't be mad at the bloops, it's just viral marketing for call of duty bloops 3 comes out today. duty freezes the ground? i didn't know it did a friction effect. pardon me? Search ↗
4382.180 the lasers you shoot, they actually leave a friction effect on the ground, makes you slippery. oh yeah. that's annoying. i don't support it. i'm probably gonna live. get your little turd nuggets out of here. whew. got him. oh no! this is the first time i've beat it since the patch so i don't get to go on with my run! fuck. that's alright. i'm basically done. that's so depressing. alright, i guess i'll donate my other ten cents. um... it almost looks like i really do. Search ↗
5457.280 oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

212.980 he's like said john cena is every meme i kate and i look it's no secret we've been playing a lot of magic gathering every time we go to like a local game store and play i hear someone sing the john cena theme yeah, and like multiple different stores. they'll be like and for turn three i tap to mana and john cena's music bump on up on the first time i was like, oh it's like endearing and now they're all witwicks fans. oh, fuck. oh Search ↗
416.480 uh, moobot? oh shit, there's moobot. why doesn't moobot have you guys reached the rug buying aspect of your lives yet? no. no, i don't think i've ever gotten there. i don't know man, i feel like at some point in every adult's life they reach a point where they're like, you know what? i gotta buy a rug, what's up with that? it's usually right after you just bought yourself or rent a studio apartment and you're like, i've gotta divide this space somehow. mmm, that's true, yeah, i need like some kind of mental, uh, some breaking over this. to block this out. yeah. Search ↗
626.220 well, like when you bring it to the chest, if it drops the chest, it'll be an item. i have no keys. but it's not a guarantee. no keys. i need a secret room pretty badly. i hope it's this one. oh my god! underground monorail up down all around. welcome to j. smithtown. thank you very much. that's also a good name. yeah, it's like a subway. yeah, that's literally, i think they subscribed yesterday and i was like, that's like a, we'd call it a subway, but you do you, man. it's really cool. Search ↗
656.440 i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work? Search ↗
701.320 you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man. Search ↗
848.980 lnl about sturge, what's third? oh sturge is the npc in fallout 4 who no subtitles? no spoilers. what do you mean? i like i use subtitles a lot. i use subtitles all the time yeah, i think we've talked about this before but every piece of media benefits from having subtitles on great greed netflix always i can think of it one movie in particular that could really use some subtitles and Search ↗
1068.500 it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm. Search ↗
1159.440 yeah, yeah, put some soy milk in it and you know, if you're lactose intolerant, no problem then, right? yeah, apparently. i'm getting a lot of keys this run. that's a great thing to experience. it is a great thing. ah, the reverse the room thing. oh shit, i went back in time. i don't know. it's a glowing hourglass. yeah. it's a key. i don't know. if i keep using it, can i eventually get poop from the thing? Search ↗
1358.700 weird they also use like your voice data. i think to market to you sometimes. that's cool. i don't use it by that that's that's some science fiction level shit that i'm not quite it just seems really odd how many times they've offered me an ad based on what i was just talking about maybe it is just an accident but no it's because you're probably like google searching it at the same time to figure out stuff to talk about oh Search ↗
1500.980 wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though? Search ↗
1675.100 the revert is a good thing. did they start... oh, was it manuals in tony hawk pro skater 3 and then revert in 4 or was that... no, manuals in 2. 2. revert in 3. revert in 3 and then 4 was flatland tricks. no way! yeah, man. pretty sure that's right. it took them that long to do flatland tricks? yeah, then you could string them all together and get like an enormous combo multiplier. you could also see me ride out on the sunset on your color tv screen. Search ↗
1801.260 when we were talking to him. when i was jerking off. the pictures of him. my tears explode for no reason. that's fruitcake for ya. oh, nailed her. nick, are you on fruitcake land? yeah, i'm on fruitcake land versus mom. i'm on dankdepps1. Search ↗
2000.160 five or six lives pajamas and rosaries like pretty friendly for my character. yeah. no that was it was helpful i would prefer like any damage at all though. yeah weird status. yeah pjs. i hope you be snugly. yeah, i gives you a lot of hearts i can't you can't use hearts. no, they're they're blue hearts though. oh, that would that would help you out. oh Search ↗
2183.280 no, it's like you go to the mall and it's like right beside hot topic pacsun oh, right. yeah, that's like that's like their brand. i think that's a fucking york soundgarden song what about that really creepy one that's like super dark inside and there's like shirtless mannequins everywhere shirtless, you know that one ever 21. oh Search ↗
2257.720 you wouldn't tell me i'd be laughing at a dead person. i'm not laughing at a dead person. i'm laughing at how he died that's two different things. yeah, how he mandel died. no, he's still alive because he washes his hands 30 times a day mmm. yes, or yeah, i'm a guaranteed that's why i do it explosive diarrhea isn't necessarily a good pill i don't know why they had on it. it's like it's okay. oh Search ↗
2678.180 flash in the pan what some way to use the pan lion steaks flash in the paint you never heard of this expression no, a flat never fires. just lash it hand fire was just invented you motherfucker it's going along with what you had to say. oh, i hate kiddie cuz you know pan idiot. there's no pans invented at the time. yeah yeah, what is the three? i'm a flash in the rock oh Search ↗
3260.260 i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole Search ↗
3431.360 it's a tremendous number of months, thank you again. it's a lot of months. it's a tremendous number. you know what's a real tremendous number? what? 69. no, i agree. i don't get it, why? what do you mean? why is it so tremendous? tremendous is latin for mutual orgasm. oh. yay. Search ↗
3512.840 mm hmm you're gonna bump it into these around my fucking testicles you know like that's basically isaac's heart does is like the most vulnerable part of your body isn't it basically takes your testicles and makes them follow behind you like a second slower than you actually move that's no good yeah, man, because you want your testicles there with you on your side as close to your body as possible probably your grundle well, i mean they should be together. yeah true love oh Search ↗
3576.680 my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour. Search ↗
3800.680 i have no qualms against that. and are there different limitations? like in one of them you can use barbed wire around your fist? oh, that'd be cool. you gotta know which one you're signing up for, because you want to end up in the wrong league. true. thank you also new spire for the $5 donation. nick, you're right. a few years ago google patented technology to target advertising based on recorded speech. it's not a stretch to say that microsoft is similar technology. that's what i thought. Search ↗
4058.540 bear tabby is playing rocket league business playing rocket league full grown gaming played rocket league. that'd be a great team yeah snaps bear and full grown gaming. i'd watch them go to the semi finals no fourth. oh knock it and knock it down break the wall. i did only give him like 20 seconds to get into the game dracula feet assigned on a duck game. oh, no just kidding fuck him oh Search ↗
4375.540 i don't know what we're gonna do here, cause uh... i can't i can't get up there like literally. oh yeah, i guess i got the only jetpack, huh? alright. this will make this easier on you. what the fuck? that gun might have been out of ammo anyway. get out of here! this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen. i should just go for this. i'm better off with the net, really. oh! no, he got me! Search ↗
4425.840 the jukes! yeah dark under square rock, i played csgo. played that on the 52 hour stream. oh fuck, i fell right into this trap. we've all figured this mode out. no! what the fuck man? how did this happen? i gotcha! that was pretty good. Search ↗
4517.200 that was damn impressive aiming with that gun. oh thanks. no i'm just kidding. no i'm kidding about it, just the kidding part. oh we gotta go man. whoa he got me! it's fine. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
924.520 tries to live and like she walks in and like her kid is watching the tv and it's just like blank and shit yeah, there's something going on with that. i don't remember too much except like a deer jumping through naomi watts's car oh wait, i remember that too. maybe i did see that. yeah oh no Search ↗
1080.360 i dropped art as soon as we could in high school. unfortunately, i wish that i was a better artist, but i'm absolutely terrible. like, no eye for graphic design at all. i can like picture what i want in my head and then make it look nothing like that on the paper. i'm like, my head, this is like picasso level shit, you know? oh. Search ↗
1600.300 i just threw a guillotine in there too, just for good measure. i love the guillotine. i'm so good with it now. oh, now i got the d100. god damn it. yes! join us! there's no way i can't use it. i've got some sweet ass, like, techpoint x that shoots out and then splits into three different techpoint xs, and you know, that's pretty cool. Search ↗
1765.720 i don't even know what's happening on this one. oh, it's still ludo, okay. yeah, no, that was definitely the worst of the items that, or the worst of the rerolls that showed up for me. i just found a d100. i'm doing it. welcome to the club. hope you don't get soy milk in this garbage. oh, it's real bad, what i just got, but we got a battery right here. okay, let's tearpads. this one's pretty terrible too. dang. ooh, weird. Search ↗
2167.020 i'm actually gonna die on the hush fight. don't do it with 12 hp don't do it. no, i have a respawn there we go. yeah now we got a tiny planet build. yeah no lather us. oh you just mentioned that and there's that such i lived i Search ↗
2258.440 are you still fighting the hush or did you finish? no, i died respawned as lazarus and won. oh boy just fire yourself back to existence. i was pretty happy this is honestly like extremely easy. it was pretty much an automatic victory. should i roll it again guys or i don't know kind of feeling this one. oh no, i guess touch hurts a little i re rolled into the wafer it's the greatest day of my life Search ↗
2290.220 i can get hit once now. now i have death, or not death's touch, but yes death's touch. monstro's lung and doctor fetus. interesting. they do synergize, but it takes a long time to charge. what could go wrong? roll it, no balls. roll it, roll roll roll. what could go wrong? oh, so many things. oh, here we go, tiny planet. that looks fun. Search ↗
2320.340 now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh Search ↗
2620.020 does this a guppeth make? no? awwww. oh, continuum! yeah! that's a pretty cool idea by the way, i like continuum. it's really i like it a lot too. it's a good item. throw in some lump of coal with it? like, what could you ask for more than that? i know, it looks like a meteor shower sometimes when you have it. don't reroll, you've breakfasted yourself. i thought they made it unbreakfastable. that's what they said they were gonna do, i don't think they did it though. Search ↗
3057.300 why do i throw knives and bombs? oh yeah, welcome. this is a very important phase of this run's lifespan. what the hell? probably the defining element. they're homing bombs! oh, and i have bomberman! no! teleport into mega satan? i would love to. you know, we do have that sun card, but i think we just have to leave. hmm... Search ↗
3403.200 are you giving me clues? oh my god, you're giving me so much hope again. why would you tell me all these things? i'm just not saying. no, i know, i just want to find cool things. and then the newest post that edmund made about the secret or whatever, which i haven't read the post, but apparently the first few lines, if you take the first few letters from them, it says, you are so close. is what it says. so... just trolling me. be sure to drink your ovaltine. Search ↗
3501.800 easy greed mode donation and the internet is a weird place it's pretty normal shove your reptilian cock up my asshole daddy in incoming that's hot lizard dick cold blooded baby lizards are cold blooded, correct? yeah. okay. i appreciate this. no, this is normal we go to great lengths ads for a taste you ads. oh Search ↗
3939.740 oh no, okay, i got a thing. i got a jetpack. you can suck it though! okay, you can't suck it. i can suck it! that's not fair. what the hell is this? yeah, this one, this is a level. oh no! run the wood! run the wood, let me out! Search ↗
3962.380 we're okay, it's gonna be okay, just keep jumping. apparently 50 cent filed for bankruptcy so that might not be... oh, did that actually happen? what?! might not be a great comparison then. is that all he's got left to his name is 50 cent? i guess he's not popping bottles in the club anymore. oh god, i burned myself. if anything, it proves that no matter how wealthy you are, popping bottles in the club on a consistent basis is not a sound fiscal foundation. Search ↗
4060.740 i want to know what love is. me too. oh! gangster! oh, he filed bankruptcy after paying five million dollars in court fines. that's like a different story altogether. way more sense, yeah. oh, god damn it! no! alright, i'm free. i wanted to keep you alive. weapon? ah, okay. damn it. oh, i got a sword! Search ↗
4179.920 not this level. this is correct. after this, vince young went on to write breaking bad. which is how he it's a great story of redemption. that's good. what?! oh, it lagged! aww. i guess all those experiences at the cheesecake factory really gave him like a taste of the criminal underworld. no! alright, i killed myself. that was terrible. Search ↗
4208.180 oh, i like this one. oh, no! i put a key in the store thing! it's gonna be stored! does that still work? oh, he got me. slim jim. you cracked that poor tv. slim jim. gangster. i busted up that water cooler real good. ten quacks prove. he got it! he got it! Search ↗
4240.520 i don't know man. this level is really wild. oh no! you have fire powers. i don't like your fire powers. i didn't realize you could make your own custom levels now, that's awesome. yeah, you make some too, we'll make a playlist together. woah! it's gonna be a platform level and you have to just jump to one little platforms. i don't want it! enjoy! oh no! Search ↗
4343.760 i'm so glad i put that armor on. oh no! the mallard? yes! god. it was close at the top. Search ↗
4408.320 oh, you fart boy. you did not call me a fart boy. i did just call you a fart boy. you can't do it. you're supposed to kill him when i go for that, rob. i had no ammo. oh. the collo oh, i didn't see where i was there. that was the wrong side of jump one for us, nick. hey, what's up, psychosocial? Search ↗
4464.460 i feel like i have a cap gun. pretty weird. wow, that radius! oh crap! what are you trying to do?! no! he zaned his soda. thanks for the resub as well. oh! damn it, i thought i could jump over that. alright. oh wow, the destruction. i should have died back better. i don't think so. Search ↗
4502.000 i like how the turkeys are turning around. whoops! there's like three turkeys just sitting right there. no point on that? nah, i killed myself too fast. dude, dude. yeah, i like to do well, kat, so i try to focus a little bit. what?! there it is. mallard attack. oh, here we go. good luck. this is the mind game level. don't you do it! oh no, i went for it! Search ↗
4593.600 oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn. Search ↗
4659.740 yeah, i'm thinking about tomorrow all right, well shotguns about to appear. hope you're ready. i'm freddy oh my god no one died yet. oh god come on. you're my face. this is not hannibal oh Search ↗

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478.700 you know, a song by the knack. and i'm like, come on. there's no mystery involved in this. this is my sharona. and i pick it every time. but it'll be like rap, something hip hop or rap. and i'm like, oh okay. so it's the one hip hop song in rock dance history. sure, feel good inc. i guess it counts. put it on there. yeah, i mean it's like 50 50 hip hop i guess. closer than everything else. Search ↗
660.440 did you get all this good stuff here? because i am two thirds guppy, i've got like flying, i've got huge shots. no, i think you uh... you superseded my run by getting that deal with the devil on the second floor. oh, alright. i did not get the deal with devil on the second floor. but as a result, i got the deal with devil on the third floor which gave me brimstone, so... right. it's a tough call, you know? either one could be the right selection here. well, i'm gonna be taking brimstone if i get it as well, so we'll see. right. two thirds guppy is pretty sweet. Search ↗
1513.460 just gotta rush that room. what do you need, like 30 minutes? yeah. that's the hush criteria? if you can tell me where the rooms are, the boss rooms are for the womb, that would be awesome, but i don't expect you have to remember. maybe like top right if i remember? why am i not just using a cast card? oh, i just missed. cool. whatever. i better not miss. i'm gonna freaking implant myself in the hush when i get to it. maggie, do you need anything else? no, just hush and mega satan, so we'll take polaroid. Search ↗
1542.100 top right, okay. oh yeah, apparently the the final fight on the blue bomber challenge is hard because satan is immune to explosions or something or no yes, there's several things that are the feet are immune or something. i don't remember that sounds right to me yeah, the feet onan streak i agree onan streak is easy because of the fact that your tears do so much damage and are huge but it is difficult Search ↗
1670.180 yeah, chaos card is only supposed to do half damage against bosses. and also every time you use it, it takes away one eden token for some reason. oh no! we should probably iterate. we're joking. these are not real things. no, no. i have no knowledge of them doing anything to chaos card. if tyrell owen's gonna blame me for everything that people don't like about afterbirth anyway, then we might as well come up with bullshit like this. Search ↗
1897.840 yesterday i did a hush fight and when i went into the room on the right one of the rocks at the bottom broke and happened to be a crawl space and i was very confused by that. is that like stud finder? did you have stud finder? no, i had no weird items it was just randomly just decided it just opened. very strange. so fate plus two layers of flying why not. oh bumbo get coin. take him. what is this? bumbo did nothing. lusty blood. Search ↗
2006.640 i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know. Search ↗
2069.720 or it could just be a bug, also. bumbo's transformed, man. maybe bumbo is part of the arg. give him 109 coins, see what he does. i'm gonna have yeah, bumbo, eat all the coins, dog! i'm gonna get you fed as hell on green mode here. egg whites. whoa. bumbo never go away. he's like just chilling on the screen. he's not moving anymore. oh no, what have you done? bumbo's gotten a little too fed, he needs to take a little nap. bumbo for smash? Search ↗
2175.740 does he get stronger from this point onwards? because like max all round. yeah, yeah, we're on the same wavelength here for sure. i want to give him more but there's no more coins. i'll just clear this floor. he wants coins. i'm gonna give him coins. this is max level bumbo. okay. oh. so i will bumbo. Search ↗
2369.740 he's a little greedy though. well, he is like the actually he's a little green. he's a tiny little green. we gucci we're good. okay? okay. yeah, the gooch levels are up there. hmm. we roll that son of a bitch d10. no, thank you what a fantastic item the d10. oh, those are my coins. sorry bumbo i need two more and then you can take the rest. i'm gonna take the coins man i wonder if you double your bumbo if the doubled one is Search ↗
2444.600 bumbo don't let nick disrespect. sorry bumbo with my bumbos fed as hell, too. i just only getting hit with bombs i don't see coming. that's all maybe the reason you still had the eden's blessing is because the last run was seeded yeah, i mean, maybe it was just a strange coincidence that nick had eden's blessing and i had eden's blessing so i got his own blessing on the seed and then you know no yeah, no that could work that you make sense oh Search ↗
2483.880 it does seem weird though that it would have to have the eden's blessing built into the code, wouldn't it? so that probably is true. oh, it's a freaking d100. no chance, baby! not getting rid of bumbo that easily. this will just clear the chest, no reason not to. yeah. bumbo number five. humble bumbo, also pretty good. rotten baby. perithrow. oh, i like that. alright, let's go find more stuff and perithrow it. Search ↗
2647.560 that one could take a couple of weeks for sure. or you just reset until you get dad's key in the first room or something. i guess so, yeah. you really a glutton for punishment? did i see edmunds cryptic tweets today? no, i didn't look. yeah, he's got a tweet. he's like, the generous few have been given the key or something like that. and then there's like 0.1% of players now have an achievement unlocked called generosity. oh. very interesting. yeah. Search ↗
3176.440 can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again? Search ↗
3469.800 that circle is too tiny to be relevant. or is it? it wasn't. oh my god, these spiders are doubling now? get out of here. monster's long brimstone is pretty fun. i recommend it. yeah, no, i would love to experience it, i imagine. it's just random brimstone in every direction, like wherever it wants to go. just like yo dick, n.l. it's too small to be relevant? that's extremely rude if someone were to say that, you know, in advance of coitus. Search ↗
3871.720 chad don't worry about the overlay okay? just let me beat the computer then i can play. nick you're thinking about cougars not wolves. no i know cougars are a thing too, wolves are also a thing. wait and now i'm afraid do i have to beat the tutorial? you might have to, apparently it's like a bigger patch. oh god damn it. how do i, how do i, do i just do play? Search ↗
3925.060 he's licking my arm hair! that's gross. it's amazing that he's able to not lick your arm but just your arm hair. this is a weirdo! what a weirdo! bumbo wants to eat go gurt. have you sent me an invite, nick? i haven't figured out how that works. i tried to invite you but it just says i've invited no friends found. maybe start a lobby and we can join on him? that's what i'm doing. oh yeah, yeah, i'll try to join on him. Search ↗
3983.540 oh, yeah, i just joined on nick and now it's just searching for a new game for me. oh no. no there's rob what about oh? yeah? set up your custom match give me give me a moment these are not the people i'm looking for okay, all right you try doing the same thing. i just didn't and tell me what you do because it didn't make sense cat cat Search ↗
4047.160 robcasting index. alright, here we go. play. maybe if we figure this out, it's the best thing we've ever had happen to us. custom match. a... this can okay. invite friends. no invi okay, here we go. send invite. send invite. does it ask you who you're inviting? cause for me it just oh. alright, i'm in a lobby, but yet again there oh! i think we're in! hey! Search ↗
4167.180 it's a mulligan! it's not a concession. capsaicin? that sounds like a twitch username is what that sounds like. no! it's like the hot stuff in peppers? yes. really? yeah. what's that stuff inside of turkeys that make you sleepy? oh, i know that too. tryptophan. yeah, that's the one. i'll trip your fan. oh, come on! it's not really the tryptophan that makes you sleepy, it's just eating a large meal. Search ↗
4356.260 good stripes. you know, cud from final fantasy den. alright, let's not be mean. but yeah, no i have heard about cud. did you guys hear about linkle? i did hear about linkle. what is linkle? linkle's the female zelda. yeah, alright, yeah. okay, that makes sense, yeah. wow, look at these sheep trying to take the upper path. ah, i got roasted. oh, that was a mistake, but i just you can twiggle a pinky? what? twiggy? Search ↗
4387.740 oh, you guys are funny. oh no. oh no. you can all twinkle my pinky, how about that? ever since that glitch, the framerate just tanked. i don't know what happened. alright, well, i mean it's not like this is gonna be an esport or anything. Search ↗
4532.880 actually, did you guys notice the boxes are different too? the whole layout's different, man! how often do you guys play this? like once every six weeks maybe? we used to play it constantly. oh my god, this is so different! like i knew we played it a lot before, but you guys are talking about it as though you have like experience from two days ago. nah, no we don't. Search ↗
4675.620 they're like, you know, we'll figure something out and then i like showed up for the stream and they're like no you're not supposed to be here for like another 45 minutes and then i was like, alright so we just left for like 45 minutes and then they were like, well what the hell you're supposed to be here like 45 minutes ago oh, no. i was like, alright, i'm here and they're like, well, alright well, we've lost like there was a storm or something in seattle so we couldn't stream through twitch properly and Search ↗
4725.300 the sloth, i have to, i can't be mad at them because the sloth did not look right. i want it because it doesn't look right. it was just a brown streak. and like a sloth he's like a cobalt and brown streak together for the first time. a bipedal sloth does not look right. like, oh no! did he have the fucked up claws and everything? yeah, and the claws were just like dragging behind him like he wasn't even really running. oh no. Search ↗

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