Quotes about “oh my god oh my god I'm gonna crash out”
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This is an outrage (The Bazaar)
- 2865.22 not like this, man. not like this. i saw some crits in there. you're gonna keep me going. oh my god, you froze my haster and my flagship is slowed. oh my god, oh my god, i'm crashing out. i'm crashing, i'm crashing out. i know i keep saying it, but like if there was ever a time for a 36 year old man to crash out, now's the time. okay, well you know what? we learned a lot from that. get out of my face, get out of my face. Search ↗
Don't waste the haste (The Bazaar)
- 440.86 i guess i want you to be hasted because i want you to give more haste. the haste doesn't need to go to the puffer fish. it's best if it does, but how about a jellyfish? oh my god. oh my okay. i'm gonna pause for a second or i'm gonna crash out. i'm gonna pause or i'm gonna crash out. okay gamers, i quit to desktop and came back. Search ↗
They weren't feeling me on this one (Super Mario Party Jamboree)
ryan is kory_s dad - Bits and Banter [01/13/2025]
- 4195.98 i'm gonna pipe away. oh my god. he's gonna crash out then. congrats ryan, congrats. i'm gonna take peach to get like a double fucking coin space. you're gonna take peach so that he doesn't get two stars. yeah but i'm still gonna get one star. oh okay that seems like mathematically genius honestly so yeah go ahead. he's crashing it. it doesn't even affect me i can't win anyway i'm trying to help him and he thinks i'm trying to trick him. i think you're trying to trick me i'm just not listening to you as well. Search ↗
everything is art - Bits and Banter [05⧸01⧸2025]
- 6183.200 that's not surprising to me because i think regardless of it's not even to do with, i just thought everybody knew what a sybian was. i think it's an age thing. because we are how are you apollo's like two or three years younger, which isn't a lot, but i feel like the sybian was kind of like, it was a bit of a flash in the pan. fuck you. eh, kind of i guess. i'm gonna be in the middle with you, i fucked myself. i've been in the middle basketball is more fun than jumping. if i'm in the middle again, i'm gonna crash out so fucking hard. yes. oh my god. yes. start. Search ↗
Peter Jackson sends his regards (Cine2Nerdle Battles)
- 1724.70 that's the strategy you're gonna drop on me? i bet they clicked on the wrong lord of the rings and now they're like, oh god, i'm out. eastern promises, bro. we let him out. containment breach, containment breach. never mind, they know what they're doing. they hit me with the dang video drone. i'll hit you with a crash 2005. no, i'm gonna hit you with a infinity pool. no, that's a different cronenberg. i'm gonna hit you with a crash 1996. wrong cronenberg. but it's tough because i could have gotten my way out of crash. Search ↗
g0ggy - Bits and Banter [05⧸12⧸2025]
- 6985.140 the canadians leave their sinks running when it gets below freezing. nice try buddy, i don't have a sink in my igloo. you like that one, huh? it's all a spectacle to you. they do not put the flavored condom on a dildo and make a lollipop. it doesn't, you're, you can't see this. oh my god. i'm actually gonna crash out and i'll never be the same. if the last hotfix was just to make Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 18 [There's Options]
- 1833.28 pretty much gonna sort you out, i think. i... okay. you know, i'm worried that this is actually gonna crash the game at this point. i was hoping we'd get like four spirit hearts there. oh my god. well, we'll definitely take bombs when we leave here. i have a hard time imagining that we're actually gonna run out of keys. get a luck upgrade. range down, no thank you. we're never gonna need this money. like, there's just... look at it. you think we're ever gonna need this money? Search ↗
is that pj phil - Bits and Banter [12⧸01⧸2025]
- 1511.740 worst photo of all time without a doubt. but the sausage roll with the pie is more expensive. so we go to oh my god, oh my god. that's really tough, man. i think i'd rather have the souvlaki. i'm gonna fucking crash out man. ah, lollies loaded bubble waffle versus steak and chorizo pie. i'll go with the loaded bubble waffle. i'll go with the this looks pretty good. Search ↗