Quotes about “off your ass”
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what was our teammate doing? they literally turned their cheats off. like our teammates. i liked it better when they had their cheats on. guys, don't worry. i got my always wussy pussy. yes. this boy's got an arsehole. he's not afraid to use it. this boy's got an arsehole? they're in there, ryan. they're fucked up. they smoked the fucking corner? they smoked your ass. one's pushing. good kill, kory. good kill. i got 67 hp. some top mid.
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you know what's grosser than a mushroom, brother? your ass didn't even wash your hands and you're digging your little pincers into the cheese. mmm! pull that off. take off like a third of the cheese to get one little piece of mushroom particulate out of there. and then you're going, num num num num num num num num num num num num num. oh, it's so good without the mushrooms, bro. well, i hate this. i see you. i see you. we're just taking our time. oh. thanks for nothing, egghead.
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the one thing i literally cannot even remotely remember is the plane ride. like it's like it didn't happen. it's not that like i don't, you know, remember it kinda. i literally is just a fucking empty void. like i don't remember getting on or off the plane, the airports. i remember going to the hotel. like it's kind of scary. i don't like that there's that big hole. your ass was hammered.
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okay, do you have a time machine? i'd like to go back to the 1800s when the circle was big. okay, leave match. but still a good lobby. slash marker me regardless. rumble, verse. we could probably play as xamz. hold on, i'm finding you. i'm finding your ass. bruh, just pick a spot to meditate. first off, don't care didn't ask you're a twitch turbo user. a twitch, baby! twitch turbo? stop moving your jabroni. okay, you know what? you used the j word, now i'm on your side. can i tell you my conspiracy theory about twitch?
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queen b, you open with just a regular shot. who do you shoot? i'd say high percentage. by the way, can we talk about how you can't see this muton? but anyway, you know, no problem i guess. okay, take your free shot. poison his ass. 4 damage. did i not give you poison rounds? did i take them off or something? the poison rounds no longer work? no, that one seemed to. poison. it just lowers their aim penalty, so it's not that useful for us, but... let's take our lightning reflexes shot.
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even with the fucked up d pad. i don't mind the 360 controller. i use it for everything i like the ps4 controller as well, but the problem that i have with the ps4 controller right now is that? aesthetically it looks ugly just because of the yeah the weird touchpad and i read the end of light like why do you need that bright ass light reflecting off your? light
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i was laughing my ass off. unhappy with your wage? speak to your boss? take your sensitive ass back to brussels. this is california. we going to hell in this bitch. okay, i'll take it. now both of these are meta defining units, okay? but i think that the porcupine for me personally, for me is a little better. i think you've served your purpose. somebody's gonna need meat. i don't want to talk about it.
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but drax, like batista has an inhuman body and i mean that in a very positive way. like the dude is incredibly jacked. but i can't aspire to that. i can't get there by october at least. i'd give it your best. maybe land somewhere else like hitman. i think i would land... if i got lucky and i worked my ass off i could probably look like jeff bezos by october.
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i'm like i'm like tromid because one time i said come smells in my entire time. i was like no it doesn't you're fucked. you're not trauma it's because they don't want to think that their mom knows that they jacked off when they were like 12 years old they're going it doesn't smell meanwhile every time your mom opened up your fucking stank ass room. it smelled like the ymca. oh
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figured it out all you need to do is get dark judas then missing poster oh, yeah, like that's how kate's doing all of her lost stuff is just by you know mom's box into the missing poster mom's box of trinkets i should say into the missing poster and it worked out really well for her on her lost run i'm a little jealous, but i you know i like the i like the thrill of the hunt on the on the lost stuff i like kind of having to work your ass off for it
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