Quotes about “of montreal”
Search the full Northernlion archive below, or browse the quotes on this page.
-
10664.420
thank you very much to the third planet for subscribing to the channel. that's pluto, right? that's a modest mouse song. gravity rides everything, man. that's track 2. that's right after third planet. mercury's in retrograde. montreal is a dirty, dirty city. what is it? jeez. i didn't say that. i'm reading a comment. you gotta be careful about that stuff, man. maybe this event, like, you know, there's a lot of dirt on the ground.
Search ↗
-
1916.140
i agree with that. i do that too. this guy is like the drill breaking, you know? i'm like, fuck i need to get this meat and get out of here before the canucks game lets out so the fucking traffic isn't so bad. and then he's like, oh, somebody fix the damn drill. by the way, can i have 400 grams of montreal smoked meat please? can i get a sample of 400? 400? if anything sounds like a lot.
Search ↗
-
2271.360
or book of matches or whatever the fuck i had. i'm not saying deli workers don't matter, okay? you don't like deli workers though? i've had great arrangements with deli workers in the past. i've gotten samples, my college butcher shop slash grocery store. we got along very well with the people that manned the delis and womaned the delis as well. they loved us. they were our focal. you know why they loved us? it's because we went in there and we said, hey, give us 300 grams of montreal smoked meat. see you later, tony. see you next week.
Search ↗
-
3638.020
this dude was at the meat counter and it was a busy day i lined up like four people behind him because i was like oh this dude's almost done and then every time the dude came back he's like yeah can i also get like a couple of slices of pastrami and then he'd like pull out the big hunk of pastrami and put it on the slicer reconfigure it so it's sliced to the proper thickness for pastrami cut like two slices he's like oh it's good it's good and then he would be like okay now give me two slices of montreal smoked meat and you're like come on dude
Search ↗
-
10625.440
have you ever been to quebec? yeah, quebec man. i've been several times, montreal several times. quebec city once or twice. driven through it many times to go to nova scotia, new brunswick. alright, looks like we will win. you will win. the hp's been gone for like half an hour for me. i hope this is just some kind of mistake. come on out. would you go to one pug life's house if he gave you the opportunity? i would go but there's no way i'm jumping on some shit. fucking...
Search ↗
-
5085.860
who's that is that wait? tell me about yours the first is nl then mt then rob then there? michelle terrien current coach of the montreal canadians. oh yeah, that's probably who it is so nl mt rob bear cobalt mouth yosh neck da man i suck i guess that's dan couldn't even d.a. is dan dan is obviously dg well there's no more characters. i guess
Search ↗
-
2767.920
where's the cure for my existential dread? modern medicine? i can't freaking walk down the street without worrying about being poked by something. help! i mean like sometimes i'm like out and i'm buying groceries and i'm like, ah. like one day people like there's gonna be no one left on the planet that remembers that i existed. that's kind of shitty. that's like i mean all of 300 grams of you know montreal roast beef but like you ever think about that? this is my daily life.
Search ↗
-
4430.400
oh, that's not good. thank you grunstrom for that very generous $24.44 tip. it says, tell ryan he sucks ass and he is one third bagels. no, i wouldn't mind being percentage bagels. they're delicious. i'm okay with it. and montreal smoked bagel yesterday. they smoked a bagel? they do things real differently up in quebec. i feel like that wouldn't be that hard to make a bong out of a bagel.
Search ↗
-
2608.680
that's the reason why, like, so there's a one of our political parties is bloc quebecois, right? they're separatists. yeah, yeah, i heard. and the only reason that quebec isn't its own country now is almost solely because of montreal being total bros. really appreciate that, by the way. yeah, thank you.
Search ↗
-
2725.520
you know, i've known people from montreal and they've been nothing but nice to me. i was just curious how this exactly shakes out in the sort of general sense. how is phil fish anyway? yeah, he's doing alright. kefilke fish? kefilte fish? kefil... fish. oh my god, i keep dying in this room. i'm gonna go a different way. anyway, you know, like that's canada. you most i've never had a problem getting around him. he's fine. there's no problem. we're all we're all friendly. we're all sensitive people.
Search ↗
-
5337.420
i think the ruben was a bit in new york, wasn't it? just go to koplansky's in toronto, dude. yeah, dude. koplansky's or fucking schwartz's in montreal. we got... wait, what's this? what? nobody's paying attention, huh? i mean, i don't know what i'm supposed to do. king of the hill, that doesn't mean like, you know, king of the hill doesn't mean there's gonna be fucking crime everywhere. oh, the hill. oh, i see. where am i? am i dead? i'm dead. oh, no, i'm alive. but then you come back. oh, i'm alive too.
Search ↗
-
1441.260
and then it was me a couple of other young guys. so we're gonna approach all the time. you wanna go strip club? you guys want to party tonight? we got jiggly tits and we're like, no, that's my favorite. that's what they say all the time. they say jiggly tits. yeah, they did say that in montreal as well. but vegas is like that, but even more jiggly awful. anyway.
Search ↗
-
390.220
it's the name of the province, but then with city at the end of it. oh, montreal city! montreal city, yeah, exactly. hell yeah! that's alright. sometimes i try not to be offended by it, but canadians know so much about america because
Search ↗
