Quotes about “number one motherfuckers”
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man, number one motherfuckers. i don't like motherfuckers, man. or i always like your mom. that makes you anxious. wait, what? what makes you anxious? that makes you anxious because i always, like, i always like your mom and i just don't know why it's like there's no downtime. i thought it said lick. okay, okay. he's got a piece of mail in his mouth.
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you are innocent. because, and even if you still like it now because that shit gets like formed in your memory, you can't change it. there's actually like a physical structure in your brain that has been encoded for two decades ago that you can't adjust now. it's immutable. it's read only. they flipped the tab on the floppy disk. so that, you're innocent. but the fucking middle aged motherfuckers who bought the daniel powder albums and pushed it to number one on the billboard hot 200
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that's why we gotta like make motherfuckers read like one non fiction book per year or something like that. can't all just be like how to biohack your life with a bunch of jameson's vitamins and like how to totally unfuck yourself. how to stop giving a fucking shit about fucking fucked up small stuff and it's all fucking small stuff. the number one selling book for the last 15 years of all time. what do you mean fiction? no, i'm saying people are reading too much non fiction. they need to read more fiction.
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and these are the motherfuckers in my chat who will be like, have you seen dun da dun yet? i don't even know if that's what is it dan dan dan? don don don? hit him with the bum ba dum pa bum. it's so good. we will not be watching. but that's, it's not against, if that, if i was to watch something, that would be in the top 50 things to watch for sure. it wouldn't be number one. i haven't seen megalopolis yet. who is she? there's a story told around these parts. kind of a local legend.
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that's true. it's also a type of phone. gulf oil. that's an x. that's real. ah, it exists. there is some oil in the gulf. pennzoil. that's number one with 43. what about teller's oil? so glad they got a laugh. took me a second. alright, they got it all. i didn't realize that these motherfuckers are all like, they work at the mr. lube.
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i was saying it in the discord, but like why is elizabeth holmes the perfect tomodachi life me to add to the island? number one, she's a woman which gets the most performative motherfuckers off my back who are like i'm really starting to think enel's actually misogynist because of the male to female ratio on his uh on his tomodachi life island so there's that's one big plus.
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how the hell are you so machete? that's how you tell if someone's crazy for real. i've seen it in a lot of movies. yeah, but i got your clock. yes. do i have dementia? i only missed one number. i think so. oh no. you'll be fine. got it, got it, got it. now my inability to draw will be showcased to the entire world. is that one of these motherfuckers?
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call my number on the wall and maybe you will get a call from me if i needed someone drive my car as side one, song one on rubber soul you motherfuckers have been you got like some kazaa jank ass track list and you're trying to gaslight me into thinking i don't know the beatles? your shit probably has like
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vancouver is really annoying when it snows. like the number one comment in every thread on r slash vancouver is always like, don't drive unless you're confident driving in winter conditions. and then every year there's still like tons of viral videos of people like sliding out of control. and i'm like, i wonder how many of those motherfuckers are the same ones making the posts that are like, don't go driving unless you're confident.
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it is it? i thought they would cook more. you are a sex i love that dance. these motherfuckers have a straight line to the direct answers. yeah, they have an iv of the answers. here you go, kate. it's probably like they have like a 5% chance to get it wrong. okay, i will type horse. by the way, thank you, motionsickness31 for subscribing. i always say i've got motionsickness and now i really do. that's sweet. horse is the number one answer, kate. very good. suck my horse.
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