Quotes about “nuke”
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9231.620
that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition!
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9276.180
the laser is... wait, what happened to your nuke? don't worry about it. did it explode? it's probably gone. you shot it at something. nukes are as nukes do. oh man, i was gonna... i had a good plan for that laser until you... you needed the shield, didn't you? uh, i needed this shield, you were correct. mess the shield up. alright, i'm probably just gonna die. i'm not sure yet. it is possible though. trying to send your thing straight down to hell where it belongs, but... that hurt quite a lot.
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9319.840
that's not gonna do anything. alright, what do you do with this fucking laser, man? making this very complicated. just try to destroy the nuke. that's not gonna do it. try to destroy aluc. aluc's really getting a rough go on this one. he's just for today! yeah. i still like you, aluc. he's okay. and yes, i did just shoot through my own diamond mine for some reason. i'm not quite sure why i did that. oh, that was that was pretty clutch.
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9853.700
because what we do is we summon plenty of room for friendly fire to fuck us on this one as well. we gotta summon this nuclear bomb here, give me a sec. oh, it's our templar! it's our templar! alright, just ask, no worries. okay, watch out, there's a nuclear bomb coming down in 30 seconds. nah, not a big deal. oh, is that all? when it comes down and we activate it, then we shoot these two shields back here. you know, i saw what the nuke did to fallout, how is that gonna work for us? well, this is just like a small nuke. okay. it will kill all of them. watch out!
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4896.700
or sean lynch over alright nevermind. kidding. i keep i keep feigning death to like get a height on my jump but then i can't recover in time and i just die. what the fuck? that tin foil hat. oh another hammer. you can still play duck game online with people guys and then make new friends. even if you don't have friends to play with. oh! trying to get gangster with this. that nuke was so good though. i was trying to do a bounce attack, catch him in the air.
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432.040
like like a miniature version like x xcom 2 starts with the aliens having one and then you just like commander you need to push this button that shuts off all the aliens at once. it's in their base you did it. i was just thinking for your optimal play style you know which is to like finish it all eyes in one sitting a bunch of times. just shoot a nuke in this space like everybody else well, it's already sort of
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5803.160
fires... fire... fire fireballs. they fire slowly? oh, they nuke shit though. oh my god! they do way more damage than i was doing. just get that damage early and you're gonna be a happy man. damage plus .25%. that's like a lot of shit. what?!
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5029.660
you're doing the comic book guy from the simpsons, aren't you? yeah, but like, at least this is, uh, you know... joe with the nuke? thanks for the subscription. am i quiet? why do you get quiet occasionally? yeah, but i just think it's just you though. i don't think it's anything you did. just turn away from your microphone. you think it's just me? why do people call me all the time? get out of here. it's zordon! oh, i'm burning. i'm alive. you lived, bud. i did it!
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9263.120
you see what we're dealing with here, ryan? can someone explain why the person who's 48 levels ahead has more starting health and armor and a nuclear weapon? the nuke was random, man. i don't pick that shit. you don't unlock the nuke until like level 80. oh, ryan, apparently wildstar, you told me that you missed his 11th month reset. oh, sorry. wow. and it was his birthday yesterday, so... oh, even worse! you are the worst person.
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oh, actually though, if i live to see the next turn, which i probably won't at this point, they have a million hair strikes. oh, this is odd, stewie. what? this pan is blue, but that pod is yellow. i'll try that. stupid shit, i don't even know. where's that nuke, nick? i don't have a nuke this time.
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6475.760
oh, i didn't even do that intentionally. how did that happen? well, maybe, maybe not. can i get right in there? oh yeah, yeah i can. i'm gonna twinkle your ass. oh god. you're gonna twinkle him? yeah, i can twinkle him. i think i might just try a stone and we'll see how this goes. where's the nuke item? yeah, it's like level 80. oh, there is a nuke item. i just see in ryan's chat why japanese people why. alright, bring it home boys. home boys?
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7635.500
yeah, we're like three days into that. yeah, it's got a way to get along. cookie toad and ray gun. thanks for the subscription. all right. hell yeah. so austin got in. yeah. and he's like 10 levels higher than me. is that a problem? no, i'm just telling you. i was under the impression that that was not an issue. hell, here we go. i thought once you get to level 20, it's all gravy. he's working on his nuke. oh, those are all way too high. that's good. good to know at least.
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3919.280
oh, he's in the... oh, never mind. dude, there was a bunch of shit floating around in the pool. did you take a dump in there? clown face. thank you for the subscription. that was the oldest strat of all time. you just drink a bunch of paint and then die in the car. you were in the car? i was in the car. i looked in the car, but the doors were closed. oh, nuke that pill. what? go put the pill in the microwave and put it on.
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4156.960
alright, i'll keep guard of the pool. why do you have to nuke pills? that's what you do as a dad. what else do i have to do? put away the toys, straighten up the playroom. thank you headache queen for the 35 months of resubscription. so like, how long do i nuke them for? i just put it in for 69 and it's good? yeah, just give it some time. i'm not really sure what the best time is, just any time. i put it in for 99.99.
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4424.500
zoloft, that's like allergy medicine, right? i'm pretty sure it's an antidepressant. oh. ryan, you're doing... nick, why are you nuking pills? i'm not trying to nuke him, i'm just picking him up because he's always going to poison himself. how do i eat pills? there's no pills in there, right? we force him up your ass. oh, you can't eat those pills. why? they're suppositories. god, i love josh's cool baby.
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