Quotes about "nubby"

is a twins threesome incest_ - Bits and Banter [03/11/2025]

Librarian Fri Mar 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

2241.48 he does swear right before he slaps chris rock at the oscars. that's right. anyway, we're playing nubby's number factory. what is it? it's like, it's gen z, y2k aesthetic, bolognaire. chiblee played it yesterday for four hours and i had to play it for myself. a, because he recommended it and b, because when i joined the stream, which was like 30 minutes into him playing it, Search ↗
2289.08 hey, you must be the new employee they were telling me about. my name is tony, i'm going to be your supervisor. my job is to show you how to run the factory. i don't really care about your name or anything so let's just get into this. is this severance? first things first, welcome aboard to nubby's number factory, the world's leading number manufacturer. this is the main control center of the factory. your first task is to launch our mascot nubby down the pegboard. hold down right mouse and press left mouse to launch nubby. Search ↗
2319.12 wow, you're really good at this. i thought that was an absolutely horrible performance. at this factory your only job is to make big numbers. by launching nubby at these pegs you will earn however many points are shown on the peg. this number shows how many points you made in a round. the number on the bottom is the goal. if you beat the goal the board will restock. if you get a really high score the board can restock multiple times in a single round. i forgot to tell you what a restock even is! Search ↗
2377.96 nice, launch nubby one more time. i want to show you something. ah, i see. so on one they just break through but on two it just decrements the number. Search ↗
2388.54 so you might have noticed that nubby goes through some pegs but not others. he will break through ones but bounce off twos or greater. alright, figure the rest out for yourself. oh wait, i forgot one thing! every time you launch nubby you lose one life. if you run out of lives the sun will explode. but luckily every time the board restocks you get a life back so as long as you keep making big numbers nobody gets hurt. okay, i'm done. i'll start you off with a fresh new factory. good luck. now we're in the store. Search ↗
2414.92 click an item to drag and drop it into your inventory. press right mouse on items in your inventory to expand them, or to sell them. this freezes stuff in the shop plus one item slot. it's overwhelming i'll admit. 60% every time nubby bounces, 60% chance to do nothing, 20% chance to double a peg, 20% chance to howl of a peg. Search ↗
2440.38 first peg popped, nubby emits a burst of nuclear waste. it pops any peg it touches. if nubby isn't alive, a random peg will emit the burst. summons pass round goal, summons a sharp shot that will pop a random peg 10 times. so every time we... if we pass the round goal multiple times, the jack will shoot multiple times. you got loot! click to open! perks are permanent. you cannot sell or get rid of them. Search ↗
2467.96 every time nubby bounces 5% chance to force trigger the item in slot 5 or the first peg is popped force triggers all items in odd numbered slots. i gotta go 5% chance to trigger the item in slot number. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Search ↗
2635.44 is this just brain rot garbage? me when a game doesn't look like actual brain rot garbage, aka third person action game designed to trick you into thinking it's real art because it pretends to have a story because it was written by a focus group. is this brain rot? bro, let your spirit do the talking for once. eight gold and a spot, what the heck is this? if nubby is still alive, summon an egg missile that falls from the sky and causes an explosion that pops a row of pegs. Search ↗
2663.34 i'm sorry to asbestos. you're done. i need a rubber chicken here. roll me. we've revolutionized our run. immediately. we're gonna get some board clears, man. we're not quite there yet. waaaaaah! when nubby dies, this item emits a god ray. the god ray rapidly pops a random peg once for each time the item in slot 1 has triggered this round. Search ↗
2961.62 i haven't, i see one coin for every strawberry eaten in this game. upon returning to nubby mart gain a reroll, box a random rare food item. let's take a look at that. 50% chance to double total coins, 50% chance to set total coins to zero. oh! we'll eat a strawberry then. we'll go back to nubby mart. let's see what we got. oh! upgraded cheese house? Search ↗
3168.70 go back to the cafe, upgrade the rightmost item, delete the leftmost item. two copies of nubby, man? two copies of nubby? that's insane! three nubbies, man. oh my god, do you see the points? we're not even dead yet. twins basil, triplets basil. can i say something about austin powers? everyone loves to talk about, and i know you're like, yes. everyone loves to talk in the first movie how he's based for not Search ↗
3293.56 that seems right to me, because he says twins bazzle, but first peg popped if you have four or less items force trigger the one in slot four four times. skip? i guess skip gives you gold. okay, you know what? you could put pregnancy test on four. it can't fucking, it's got corrupted man. it can't be force triggered. you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. you don't know shit about nubby's number mart or whatever this game is called. and you're the worst part is not being ignorant. i'm not Search ↗
3468.84 but they do not pop pegs, but they give 50% of his number! that's even better! dude, you don't do anything anymore. i'm sorry, you don't do anything? so you want a nubby to die as quick as possible? if the round started less than one second ago, force trigger the items in slots 1, 2, and 3? so if we could kill nubby in one second, then we can... okay, hang on. Search ↗
3512.64 kill one nubby in five seconds to get a guaranteed trigger of one, two and three. owwww! still seems pretty good. that was 1.5 trillion points. what the hell are you talking about? you wouldn't know shit about this. watch this. best way to play peggle? kill yourself instantly. what? that's an ultra score, buddy. we have to be able to find the gap? oh, never mind. i don't know what that number was. it's very satisfying watching the number go up though. Search ↗
3584.10 easy line. one nubby dead, please. one nubby dead. double the pegs. there we go. obviously i don't know what those numbers are. that's fine. seems like a good line. nobody knows what's happening, but it's very fun to watch the lasers go and the numbers go up down the side. it seemed all right. final boss apocalypse. i don't think that's going to stop me, man. Search ↗
3673.30 i haven't tried it myself, but my hearsay opinion at least, which is probably worth nothing, is that you basically are just going to right click the margin and go... so then instead i would rather start a new run because i get more satisfaction from building a run from the ground up. so we're going to go slash marker, we're going to call that nubby two. oh! every time two pegs are doubled. oh, we double pegs insanely! Search ↗
3939.20 that one was a bit of a wash. not this one though. you take those. oh, thank you. oh my god, it's 1230 already. i was, kate said she got me lunch and i was like, it's only like 10 in the morning. i've been, i've been corrupted by the nubby men. we could do better. oh shit, final boss tony? Search ↗
4011.52 alright, slash marker. that was like nubby three. i'm gonna go to the bathroom, come back, do a challenge so we can unlock a new operator. that is a pretty good first time chat, toasty. cries out my god, they've sucked them all. here comes the story of bob dylan gay. the man the authorities claimed was gay. cause of all the guys he's done. yeah, there's something that could work, man. that can work. Search ↗
4136.74 i don't remember that guy. we don't work with luke 50 yen anymore. that was fucked. if the nubby dev is in chat, you gotta... that's a bullshit seed and you know it. i lost... you know, i got my lives back. i'm not sweating it anymore. pregnancy test is core. you need it. so we take it. and then... fuck the gold. give me the loot. i do think pregnancy test is core. yeah, yeah. can be important in real life too, but very important in this game. perhaps more important in this game than in real life. that's more like it. Search ↗
4342.32 now i'm incomprehensible. i've become a let's player. the game turned me back into a let's player. every time nubby bounces, 5% chance to trigger the item in slot number 5! dude, that's exactly what the fuck i'm talking about. i'm all about that. it's a bounce build? sorry guys, i know we're kind of a bounce merchant lately. we've been running the bounce build a lot lately, but can you blame me? it works. that 512 on the other side scares me. but you know what? you just spawned some meat into it, bro. or nubby can get it! that's fine too. i like this layout. Search ↗

the original silent hill - Bits and Banter [03/12/2025]

Librarian Sat Mar 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

2705.74 disappointing taste in games. music, whatever, you know, everybody's into something different. does it piss me off that you guys are standing jason mraz in a world of infinite options? yeah, a little bit, but whatever. but the games, man, the games is crazy. you didn't play baldur's gate 3? yeah, what does that have to do with nubby's number factory? we're talking about consensus number two games of the year right now. i don't think that applies to baldur's gate 3, because a lot of you guys had it at number one. Search ↗
3133.98 you're playing? come here. can i show you the game i'm playing? wait, wait, one sec. can i see you? okay. come sit on my lap. sure, you can watch me play for a minute here. this is called nubby's number factory. all these balls, they have numbers on them and that's the amount of points you get when you hit them with your ball. and then you have to get this many points in a round to clear it, to beat the level. Search ↗
3456.96 it exploded! here, i'm gonna put, i'm gonna call that slash marker nubby one. i think this would be pretty good too actually. that is pretty funny, i can't deny when you stretch out your mouth like the joker, it does look pretty funny. i guess i should have been laughing, that's a good point. there's no mirror, unfortunately. i see you looking around for a mirror. Search ↗
3531.38 i don't think it came from me. rubber chicken! well, every half second if nubby is still alive, summons an egg missile that rains from the sky and causes an explosion that pops a row of pegs. we gotta give it a try. i want a rubber chicken so it brings eggs down from the sky. no, not so i can eat the eggs. Search ↗
3805.86 does this guy have a septum piercing or am i crazy? i think he's got a septum piercing, you're right. i didn't notice but he's got a septum piercing. he does. shout out to tony. that's my manager with the septum piercing. learn more, look up nubby expansion. yes sir. i'm all about that stuff. i don't know if anybody asked, i'm assuming one person asked in chat so i'm gonna speak on it. i don't have strong opinions on a septum piercing one way or the other. Search ↗
3952.44 not at all? nope. justin, you too? i would have thought... the current meta on twitch is whenever someone says something insane, you reply either, yep, yes, yes sir, or i know that's right, or that's facts. you sold me out, man. and i don't even think you played nubby yet. so you're kind of dead to me for like a variety of different reasons right now. i know that's right. wait, you're using it against me? Search ↗
3981.66 justin you're gonna be so sorry you called me ugly in middle school when i get this pregnancy test what are you talking about? shut up. you don't even you don't know the half of this shit man nubby made you where's my 256 at? me at the ram store and fucking maybe i don't know like the year 2000. thank you not really my fault. they buried the 256 down at the bottom man riggy diggy do you guys seriously don't hear it. are you i Search ↗
4395.74 can somebody please, i need someone to play the clip. we had a peg that was worth 1 billion points and nubby bounced around it like 30 times. it would have given us 10x the round score. it bounced around it like 15 times in a row, man. we're going infinite, man. i'm not, no, there's no way we're ending. no shot. i want that 8 trillion points. i wanted that 8 trillion point spread. where are you going? Search ↗
4978.16 did you like it? no, it was like it was not very good by lobster roll standards. and it's undignified to be eating that standard in the middle of like a public pavilion. it was... i never went back. maybe don't fall between the gaps. i'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, nubby, but like it seems pretty obvious to me that that's a foundational element of like being a pachinko ball. don't do this to me. Search ↗
5011.20 same shot, same shot again. i don't know man, like i like nubby. i feel like the challenge, i'm stuck man. because the challenges are too hard. so then i play with tony, but playing with tony is too easy. but i can't get new operators until i beat the challenges, but the challenges are too hard. so i'm stuck in a, i can't get the flywheel going. Search ↗
5156.20 we have bigger problems like in society right now. like if as long as i'm having fun with it i'm gonna keep playing it and then just like maybe not worry, not interface with the monetization side of it. nubby dev and chad? yeah i know but is there... have they been saying something? one second take me to the main menu here. mogdog. user mogdogblog. the messages are so good man. Search ↗
5317.88 anyway, um, we got stuff to do this afternoon. kate will not be live. i gotta end the stream right at two. kebab is like the only way i know how to win, man. so i will be sending you elsewhere here. you know what? i'll send you over to chiblee who is also playing nubby. the raid has been created. thank you twitch! thank you twitch, very cool! enjoy yourselves and i'll be back tomorrow. hello, luca. Search ↗

reddit jeff foxworthy - Bits and Banter _03_13_2025_

Librarian Sun Mar 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

1389.72 you might be like towerfall? that's erasing history. celeste? oh, the iconoclast! the iconoclast? who the fuck? i know you! i know you! you're in shit! what is that game called? was it not called the iconoclast? saved. saved. drop the duh, it's cleaner. you're right. how'd you get this but not pokemon x? reminds me of one of the reviews from nubby. Search ↗
1459.28 a hundred nubbies, man. or whatever, it could be making one nubby and then 99 whatever they want to mix, you know? that speak from their soul. they could have made one bazaar, exactly. and the world would have been better for it, maybe. i don't know. how are they supposed to fund themselves? oh, all of a sudden everybody becomes a capitalist when i started to say we should have more indie games and less pokemon games. i understand. commander keen, goodbye galaxy. bmx, triple x. matt hoffman's pro bmx. ultimate chicken horse. Search ↗

minor spelling mistake guy - Bits and Banter _03_14_2025_

Librarian Mon Mar 17 Watch on YouTube ↗

2577.88 i wish they would delete this item. why? so i could like never win again and then probably never play it again and then you could ask me about it in like 2037. you could be like, i miss the days of nubby when you're the dude who killed it. i hear that. it's always just nice to have an excuse to go to the theater, man. that's kind of why i want to see black bag. not to be confused with my friend kory, who i also wouldn't mind seeing as well, to be honest. Search ↗
3143.22 you receive plus three coins per restock. maximum coins limit is raised to 200. you lose two lives when you launch nubby. gobloni! okay, well slash marker, call that nubby one. monstrosity? i'll put you out there. i'm not like, i think i don't consider you like a high value target or whatever. i'll put you out there. Search ↗
3316.38 you do double. you do. i'm gonna hold it for now. stop. i don't know what you guys, i'm stunned you don't hear it. you're starting to hear it. i can already see the subreddit post coming in. help me? i'm starting to hear ed helms saying, riggidiggidoo every time i play nubby. more jacks being triggered on death is what we want to see. fuck. don't fall down the side. Search ↗
3930.78 you know what? i gotta play to my own strengths. which unfortunately for me, i really think my own strength in nubby and perhaps my only strength in nubby is hitting the highest value peg. maybe we should just only take items that give you a value when you hit the highest value peg first. pop the highest peg, pop two random pegs. look at that! it's like they knew i was coming, man. see? Search ↗
5036.96 you're at their fucking scamming me. don't you fucking go down that side of the screen. oh my, you're scamming me. don't go that way! oh my, oh my fucking god. oh my god. i'm losing my fucking mind. i'm losing my fucking mind. it doesn't work man. it doesn't do shit! nubby dev, are you here? i'm not mad at you. but you should take the mechanics of nubby and replace the peggle board with cards. Search ↗
5076.00 or a little guy walking around in like a basement. it would be tremendous for me personally. you can still leave nubby here, you can even still work on the game known as nubby, but like your next game, cards, dice, man in a dungeon, something like that. that's... because like it's kind of Search ↗
6142.22 now we're talking! oh shit, we've unlocked octony. shout out to nadia suleiman, that's my goat! she's the goat of having kids! and chip, i know that's right. this one's dedicated to nadia suleiman. squids are 20x more likely to appear in the nubby mart, and they cost 50% less. that's sick, man. alright, let's go slash marker. Search ↗
6177.14 alright kate says no stream. i will find someone else to raid but you're telling me you don't hear this man chiblee you weren't here when we were listening to this does this not sound like nubby to you? the more i hear of them like this the more it sounds like nubby to me i Search ↗
6204.02 malf's playing factorio? i'm gonna send you over, well wait, no i'm gonna send you over to malf, of course. don't be mean to malf. i was just thinking like do i want, if i were playing factorio would i want 10,000 nubby heads like coming into my chat and fucking up the vibes? because we might like raid right in the middle of like him doing some calculations or something like that, doing like some fraction multiplication. Search ↗

we all know what it smells like - Bits and Banter _03_31_2025_

Librarian Thu Apr 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

3845.40 nah, maybe i don't like this person. i don't know. they'd probably chill. it's not that big of a deal. let's load nubby. i'm crashing out. whatever happened to just jerking off? i guess it didn't go anywhere. you think you should have to have a license to jerk off? for my learner's permit. i can't fucking... i can't jerk off with the non zero blood alcohol content level. i can't jerk off unless there's someone with ten years jerking experience in the vehicle with me. Search ↗
4040.32 x from all city departments. i could get behind that. that's not real policy. yeah, but okay. that's pretty good. i guess maybe there's other stuff going on too. yeah, but like, you know, that sounds like the kind of thing you could get done like day one or something. having builds were already really good. listen, i've been out of the game for a little bit. okay, i don't know what's going on with nubby. i know people are getting googleplex and stuff like that. it's difficult for me to Search ↗

just can't get the spices right - Bits and Banter [04⧸02⧸2025]

Librarian Sat Apr 05 Watch on YouTube ↗

1619.50 living on a prayer by bon jovi. oh man, this isn't how i go. we built this city! i don't know what we're gonna do, man. am i just gonna play nubby? nubby's good, don't get me wrong. let me see what else came out on steam recently. if there's one interesting game on steam and then a little nubby to close it out, that would be like a dream come true for me. yeah, i watched some individuals, including ricky, play schedule 1. i watched chiblee play a little schedule 1. Search ↗
2470.98 and you might be like, why am i even playing this? but a lot of the reviews were like, there's creative ways to like solve the encounters that aren't as straightforward as what you might think like the first time that you play it. so just give it a little bit of time, okay? just some things you crack into them immediately and you're like, this is great, like nubby and some things they take a little bit more work, okay? bring the croc. headless dragons. huh? the sultan is like the sun. Search ↗
2559.28 small text, lots of reading, complicated. but it definitely seems very interesting. very interesting for sure. unreal gaming? listen, not everybody can beat shibley at this. it kind of blew me away when shibley said the game had become his binding of isaac and by that he meant people in the comments of his youtube videos make fun of him for being bad but then when he posts one like five minutes late they're like, oh i didn't eat breakfast until the nubby video went live today. Search ↗
2590.98 i didn't, i'm just being honest with you, i didn't know they were making people like that anymore. i thought that was mostly like individuals who are now like between the age of like 18 and 28. i thought there was like a one decade period where they were making individuals with that kind of demeanor but apparently they're, it's kind of evergreen. i remember coming back from school and watching chib play nubby. life was so simple back then man. Search ↗
2828.92 not true, i'm small and i barely try. well there's got to be a size where you're just like what's the point? you know, you can't put lipstick on a pig. but like all the sizes in the middle, you can have an impact i'm sure. okay, one second. pregnancy test this year. first peg pop, nubby gives birth to a copy of himself. okay, that's important for a fella like me. Search ↗

merkel got the gru fit - Bits and Banter [04⧸03⧸2025]

Librarian Sun Apr 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.54 i don't have anything to say. i'm just... that's not true, i watched hundreds of beavers. i wanted to leave a review but instead i just left a rating. the review was going to say, jean kayak farmed the 96 minute gleichner. which he did, man. he did. the dude got the nubby number factory build going on the fucking beavers, man. Search ↗

i don't wanna get hurt so i'll max out my defense - Bits and Banter [04⧸04⧸2025]

Librarian Mon Apr 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

205.88 less ambiguous terminology, i'm telling you to stop caring about the price of trash. but it's up to you, i also want to say. it's up to you. what should nubby's price be? i think it was seven bucks. this should probably be a hundred and... i'm gonna say 109.99. i don't even want to talk about how much slay the spire would cost, because i don't think people are ready for that conversation. a fair price for slay the spire is probably like, i'm gonna say $2,400. Search ↗
5259.22 there's a level of artifice to it that i find offensive as a human being. i'm coming for you, nubby. i do see it all as adjacent to the guy's morning routine where he dunks his head in the ice and says we gotta get it to at least 10,000. you know, i'm like probably the one millionth person to reference this, which maybe means you get like a prize, like when you go to those wet... what was that? Search ↗
6398.10 one more? well, most of my nubby rounds end up being about 45 seconds long, so i don't think i'm gonna be too far over time. rude. maybe a little. oh my god. i'm gonna crash out. nubby's number factory is gonna be the game that does it, man. i'm a beatles head, man. it's still crazy to me. please tell me i got baited, okay? because i read online where people do not lie that Search ↗
6574.64 but only if i can write like the best song, the most successful song of our entire band's career and they're like, okay fine. it was a bass move. he said if paul don't want me, nobody want me. okay, you know what, nubby? you know what? it's just too many beatles movies, i think. let me see what's going on here. discord notification. jerma's live. Search ↗

i dont feel so good mr. uk - Bits and Banter [04⧸07⧸2025]

Librarian Thu Apr 10 Watch on YouTube ↗

4550.96 chiblee, this game is good. sorry to the developers of lone star if you're watching this. this game is good. you should not play it. i don't think that your chat is going to trick you into playing it. my opinion, this is not a chiblee game. but it is good. but we have someone in your chat, if you ever go, i don't know what to play and your chat goes, hey, you should check out the game and i'll play today. don't play lone star. you can just play something else. play nubby. do you like top mid or bot? Search ↗
5216.20 top three game of the year so far, in my opinion. nubby is in there, tabletop sim is in there, lone star seems like it could be in there. i said tabletop? oh yeah, that's right. i meant trick shot, my mistake. have you played more than three games that came out this year? i have to have done at least two sponsored streams on top of the other games that i mentioned, right? knock at the coffin lid was dlc. what was before that? oh, you're right, i played fly night. that's in there. Search ↗

drift compatible - Bits and Banter [04⧸09⧸2025]

Librarian Sat Apr 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

3256.62 put something in seven? you don't know what... okay, wait one second. i'm sorry? who's this? who said put something in seven? stilton, you're not a sub. this is horrendous for you. beg for your life. even if you weren't wrong, which you are, you're ruining the vibe. so explain yourself. i'm hidden refresh. i'm not seeing any new messages. okay, flag, monitor stilton. you've been monitored? user note. doesn't know shit about nubby. thinks they're smarter than they are. oops, sorry. apology not accepted. Search ↗
3333.30 for my sake, i'm fighting you for chibley's sake. i forgot which word i was gonna say, shake there for a minute. i'm fighting you for chibley's sake because you guys are gonna make chibley quit nubby because he's not used to this level of like type a backseating and he's been like, he grew up in an era online where if you get mad at somebody like there's a 50% chance your career's over, okay? i didn't grow up in the same era. so i'm Search ↗
6546.54 now we're cooking. i'm casting mr. know it. oh, we're on the final boss, dude. it's tony season. we won. that's a huge dub, dude. i'm gonna slash marker. i guess we'll call that like nubby three. i'm gonna go pee. i'll be right back to do something to like fill space. kate, are you in chat? oh, she's upstairs. all right. well, it's for you too. Search ↗

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