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Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

683.680 i mean, if you touch an enemy, you'll get some flies. it's like bird foot or something, but with flies. correct, yes. that's a good analogy. is my stream back chat? some people said that they can see me now, so that's good. i don't really like this. okay. i also couldn't take the deal with the devil, because i didn't have enough hp and it was curse of the blind. oh shit, you're right. i just probably angialled myself before. yeah. not that we could... well, not much we could do about it. Search ↗
796.620 had i bought a pound of it from the deli and i was eating it like three times a day which is super bad don't do that. yeah, i remember you you were talking to me about you know you know the shiny stuff on the rose beef. that's just like natural i was like what's this was this dude talking about roast beef? i make observations about roast beef sometimes just the way i'm making a lot of observations about roast beef in particular now that i think about it Search ↗
937.000 i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop. Search ↗
1022.880 getting rid of the haunt essentially well basically like you. oh, it's carrying queen. i'll reroll it like that'll be fun yeah, no, it's the whole and we'll reroll it now well. it still carries the inherent risk maybe you reroll the hot into like carrying queen or something like that but oh Search ↗
1056.180 i'm actually, i'm happier on my lost run right now than i was on that blue baby run. that's really bad. i got mom's knife in the item room and i'm just like, alright, let's give it a shot. i'm sitting at two hearts. i'm gonna explore. i need consumables. haunt second. yeah, it would reroll into two haunts instead of one. reroll a boss into the fallen, that would be awesome. Search ↗
1182.720 buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i Search ↗
1331.680 it looks like a bunch of mucus. it exactly looks like a bunch of... mucus. how do you get a testicle out of a bunch of mucus? she's mean. alright, that's a sentence that i never thought i would say in my life. ask ridley scott about that one. alright. gary dempsey, thank you very much for the subscription. i've never eaten an oyster and then been like, oh, i got a big ol' boner now. it was mostly just like, that oyster was pretty good. wait, is that ridley's last name? i never thought of that. Search ↗
1359.220 really you really don't know the dragon had a name like that a full name we could be pretty pretty pretty wait you're doing metroid impressions now. that's not metroid. that was as the x files metroid music is like that. no better. no no no oh god, but i don't know man doing the thing where when you confuse star trek and star wars to it to piss off all the nerds i Search ↗
1390.140 there's actually those tones are the same one as the you just got disconnected sound. that's that's the um close encounters of the third kind ending right now. oh where you slice up the mashed potatoes with your fingers yeah, you got it and then aliens come and say don't slice up mashed potatoes with your fingers. you should eat those all right. i'm on necropolis 1 Search ↗
1554.800 give me squeezy. that's what i need. i need squeezy right now. mmm chocolate milk chocolate mouth. i like it. this is an okay run. where are my gimpy payouts, man? yeah, i know right or like any any damage upgrades at all anything. yeah, like sense of enjoyment. d10 and speed up. yeah, it's looking like pretty bad. i wish it was other milk. Search ↗
1588.660 what is this? i've never heard of this other guy. oh, is that what they were talking about? oh, i get it now. nick, did you see that picture of sonic the hedgehog as a toilet? yeah, and it freaked me the fuck out. it's really weird. yeah, right? that was an interesting picture. Search ↗
1901.660 mike tyson's northernlion. thank you very much for the subscription. i appreciate it. i got the crystal ball that was my item room. i'll go to magic stick crystal balls and pretty good. it's pretty good it's just it's gonna only give me cards. i know it. it's possible. yeah, what if it gives you here a font cards? oh, then you're it didn't so far. give me high priestess and it's okay. he's been paying out a lot. i'm actually gaining health now as i take damage and have a hard time Search ↗
1930.640 i have a hard time saying no to that. i injured this room with like one heart and now i've got three and i took two damage. mike tyson punches in. oh, that's kind of clever actually. oh no! i was doing... oh i have nine lives. alright never mind. well, i was like what's so stupid? it was a stupid dodge. but i'm alright here. oh i hate this room. freaking haunt ghosts and those the guys that shoot the eight way directional homing shots. both at the same time. Search ↗
2000.820 this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the Search ↗
2179.120 i also just like never watched the disney channel at all. oh, she's everywhere now though. she has that song. she's about looking good for you. which is really selfless, honestly. but i have a sneaking suspicion the song might be about sexual intercourse. nick is a rock, that's clever. oh my god, this boss. they're making me fight the mask of infamy by the way and i hate every minute of it here. is selena gomez the friday lady? is she? Search ↗
2450.300 and now why don't you hate harry potter? i kind of i did hate harry potter when i was like in seventh grade cuz it i was like a proto hipster. i was a hipster before it was cool. i met a hipster. it's there was a proto meta hipster. okay, maybe if we're being specific we are it's part of the sub genre of meta hipsters fucking hell. i died without trying to i Search ↗
2871.900 why are you taking soul hearts instead of saving them for when you respawn as dark judas? mostly because, you know, dark judas run is a freaking... it's a dime a dozen, dog. i actually thought that i had become dark judas. and i was like, i better pick these up right now to see if i'm dark judas. but i'm obviously not dark judas. but then i'm like, what if i am dark judas, but i just also still have curse of the unknown and i've never noticed because i'm playing as a lost. but i don't, i obviously have curse of darkness. oh, no! Search ↗
2900.780 who am i? i'm the lost again. okay. this is good. you guppied. not gu i collared. i collared, specifically, yes. is it my shot with chocolate milk? ipecac is so large that i can't stand in some parts of the screen and shoot because it'll kill me. oh, now i'm dark cutious. now i'm dark cutious. alright, so i fucked up the lost chance. bad room. mom's heart turns out as a tough draw. Search ↗
2961.920 districtlines.com slash northernlion. it's a shirt service. it's a shirt service. permanent shirt. no shirt. yes shirt service. permanent shirt a roid invincibility. i wish, man. and now please don't become mathis. what, you talk about having a shirt, all of a sudden you become mathis? you should make a shirt for every video series you do. i think that'll make you mathis. yeah, that's more of a mathis play right there. i don't even think he's done that. i think it's just the one. Search ↗
3337.080 it's only $7.99 right now. the aliens are... allergic to water. i can't believe he would spoil the ending. ryuka! meow! kitty fell. how's it going, ryuka? meow, i like to sleep on top of the boxes next to you. that's very true. you having a good day? meow, i'm really fluffy. that's pretty much true as well. meow, sometimes i sit by the toilet for a long time because it's cool over there. yeah, they don't do that anymore. oh. Search ↗
3375.260 oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor. Search ↗
3665.440 you can love bag if you want. up here? yeah. oh that doesn't look like an exit. alright. oh, this is mushroom. oh yeah. dude now that we played uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader yesterday, i forgot how much these guys look like hendrix and dean. Search ↗
3851.100 alright, we need to be like better. i see oh careful in here damage five. what is the sword i have now damage? this room is a little crazy. yeah. yeah, it's a little scary in here. oh yeah that bad henryks of even screw whoever enough range. we'll see if i can blow up this tnt out yeah, there we go. oh burger bo horvat more like bo he shit fox that is incorrect. oh Search ↗
3964.760 in a way i'm glad that ended. we can try harder this time. do we have new classes now? no. complete sailing the seven seas to unlock your new class. refuse the you know what? i'm gonna play as the adventurer again. sounds awful. see if we can get like a mixed up class here. and then uh... will it be a troll with mohawk? nah, i don't wanna be a freaking troll, cause then you're gonna hit me. cause i'm gonna look like a troll. i'll be your appearance. Search ↗
4072.620 it's the ubiquitous color of enemies in these games. also poison too. very true. i think it makes it easier for chat to tell where i am. yeah, especially in the tall grass. are we good? i think we're good. oh. elven cure. nice. i'm super fast now. this is your adventurer. oh! this is different. this guy is like big. this guy is like my kinsman. he should know better than to tussle with a shrek. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

26.180 we're an hour late because i had to drive from vancouver to coquitlam and then back to exchange my video card. but now it appears to be working. coquitlam? coquitlam. ryan, give us a seed. you want me to give you a seed today? what's the seed? give me a seed. one second. i think i need to turn you guys up just a little bit. turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! bring the noise! boom! yeah, there we go. those rock your boys. turn me up now! turn me up now! boom! Search ↗
163.940 what's like, ooh this is like mom's porridge bowl. it's bad. it's heavy. it's not bad! it's heavy. ah dude you get the crush thing! that's fucking badass! josh knows exactly what he's talking about. well, now that i see that there's a tinted rock in here maybe i'll change my tune. you better change that tune or i'm gonna change it for ya. uh oh. Search ↗
209.680 he still just chose until right now to activate itself i guess. oh it's dark af. you know that's what they say now? it's as fuck. if you ever see, oh i'm baked af. that doesn't mean like alf, alf frizzay or something like that. so what does afi stand for then? what does alf frizzay mean besides like miss frizzle? it means with frizz, with frizzle. baked as much as miss frizzle. dude she is fucking high and that's cool bus. Search ↗
300.980 like still to this day, right? yeah. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that if something was of the 80s then it's also dead. it has to be dead now, otherwise it can't be from the 80s. dead now. for example, pat benatar? no, she was famous in the 80s but she's still famous now. she's more of like a contemporary 2010s artist. it's like a mandolin, i think. molly cruz, huge in 2010. yeah, but they came out with that song on guitar hero. which one was that? hot for teacher? Search ↗
379.360 now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months! Search ↗
615.680 you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now. Search ↗
646.960 yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad. Search ↗
795.800 eggnog. oh. you know how many people wanted dan to immediately be back on the show after that vlog? if i say some stupid shit, people are like, and now you're baked right now. dan comes on and is like, you know what croissants are made of? eggnog. and everyone's like, oh. and all i get is that nick needs to shut the fuck up constantly. but dan is fucking funny as hell. he is pretty funny though. dan's a funny guy. we're jealous. Search ↗
875.900 much appreciated. that's part of the that's like a sub contingent of the real world, right? i don't think so. big brother is way bigger than the real world now. isn't there that one guy that like runs all of the reality tv that exists? yeah, mark burnett. yeah, that's the guy. did he do that show too? i don't know, i've never heard of him. he's like the disney of reality tv. disney is not a person, is he? Search ↗
968.040 and he's like, alright, so this is where hitler comes up on the screen and everyone goes, whoa! walt disney! walt disney, you've been frozen for too long, man. the only place we see hitler now is on the history network. in the wolfenstein games. in the literal 70 seconds of every day. yeah. it's by the history channel. Search ↗
1195.140 why is that so funny? i don't know what it is like, murph. it's like i'm picturing matt mcconaughey's daughter from interstellar. it sort of digletted a little bit, yeah. turf this murph and turf murph, it's gone bad. oh no. i think murph's being a smurf. i'm just gonna go back to eating my murph and turf. maybe i'll go out for a surf later. i like how much you like it. there's something about the expression murph that i like a lot. i don't think you're getting murph'd right now. well okay, i only can go that far. Search ↗
1234.180 kate likes it, that's the most important thing. gelatinous blob is a good thing, right? did you hear her laugh from the other room? no, she laughed in chat. that's how i know i hit gold. if i can get you to say that kate laughed from the other room and you heard it. especially now that you got soundproofing stuff. like that stands for something. yeah, okay, this mcnugget here got it right. murph and turf in a game. what could be better? i mean, i could have landed on that eventually. but i didn't. Search ↗
1497.140 it's pretty good. i mean, you know, i don't think you need to go out and see it tomorrow, but it's pretty good. you'll have a good time. just be aware, it's like three and a half hours long. nick, you got a problem, man. really, really long. do i? what is my problem? you got the dad attention span for movies now. Search ↗
1614.760 dude, i can't wait to see that movie with kate hudson and captain kirk where he goes out on a boat during the storm but then she's like, you gotta bring it back, jemmy. like i'm so... jemmy? we were gonna get married this weekend. and i'm like, i gotta see this. casey affleck's in it, it's like, it's the perfect dad movie. can you imagine if you had kids and you were out on that boat in that storm, you'd be flipping your shit. like the boat was. yeah! exactly. they were supposed to get married! but now they'll never get married because the boat flipped. Search ↗
1748.680 say you my little now i just setting he said a little now there. i was trying to so mother mouth some of the mouth Search ↗
1986.600 yep. maybe i will. you fuck on. alright now talk to nick. yeah nick what are you up for breakfast? i'm still here. i actually kind of do the same thing as josh. i'm not usually very hungry in the morning but if i do wake up and am hungry i would absolutely love some diner food, some french toast. this is not what i asked! yeah well that's what we're gonna answer so you have to deal with it. welcome to our world. you guys are not smarter than a fifth grader. a fifth grader would just answer the fucking question. i don't know how i could have answered that more honestly though. Search ↗
2119.760 you like that one, josh? i don't get it. i like to eat, eat, eat. apples and bananas. what's happening right now? that's a raffi song. raffi? oh, okay. i'm more familiar with his banana work about a phone. yeah, he's got a couple banana based hits. i don't know if apples and bananas was actually a big hit, but it lives on. bananas? bananas, though? oh, it's called apples and bananas. but the point of the song is that he changes the vowels and the words from time to time. Search ↗
2191.480 it's pretty albacorky if you ask me. i completed my run. oh, shit. i'm fighting mom right now. i'm on the depths too. i'll start in a zayzal run because i'm not in the mood. ah, it's freaking samson! i don't know why, is this my number one save file? no, it can't be. i'll freaking exit and start in a zayzal run. because i'm not in the mood to fart around as the loss today. ow. i don't blame you. a lot of farting with that guy. i'm not going to play nuclear throne. not because i'm a dick, just because i don't have it installed yet. Search ↗
2227.920 i have like five games installed on this thing. one of them is blood bowl 2, because mathis wouldn't get off my ass about advancing the league. so hey, i know you're having catastrophic problems making it impossible for you to literally work right now, but would it be cool if you advance the league so i could level up my player? and he'll just lose all the footage anyway, right? yeah, exactly. why bother? you're just gonna delete the footage. i'm not even part of this problem, but i still can't let it go. i'll take any opportunity to put that fuckboy on blast. Search ↗
2764.380 and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh Search ↗
2972.460 that's why he's rated a number one wrestler. yeah, he's in the top 200. is that true? yeah. there's a ranking for wrestlers like that? yeah, it came out like two years ago. no, maybe it's only a year ago now, but yeah. who was number one? stone cold. no, stone cold's not the greatest wrestler. oh. um, i don't know. i don't know. that's good question, i guess. i mean, seth rollins is probably up there. he's really impressive. oh, the nice guy with the beard. Search ↗
3097.420 little bit mentally a little bit dirty. no, no man. that was pretty real to me lego and or the joe and thank you very much for the subscription. hey wtf is odb. i'm not the cathedral now is yeah me too. oh Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
3290.920 hey, you can drop the act. i hear you eat people. well, you got us, okay! yeah, we do eat people. he's right. use the box? what are you talking about? i freaking use the box. are you high as your mind is high? i got dead sea scrolls. use the box now! use the box! rip the box! Search ↗
3486.780 i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've, Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

59.200 oh, do we get to grill him now? yeah, i did. yes, we get to grill him. cobalt, how's star wars battlefront? can you talk about it? are you under nda? oh no, it's closed beta. everybody's streaming it though. yeah, i saw that actually. yep. hey, thanks for the mold of can on for eight months. Search ↗
235.600 we'd like to apologize to our sponsors at capcom for kobalt's comments. the problem is, it probably runs like that on the nintendo as well. yeah, it does. it's emulated too well. they almost needed to fix some things about it to make it more usable now. thank you to nanoman for the subscription. much appreciated. Search ↗
260.920 and don't forget, howrzapan, of course, who subscribed earlier. thank you. i did temporarily forget that, so i appreciate the... i appreciate it. well, now i have remembered it. okay, good. much like everybody in the world has just remembered mighty no. 9 as a result of your joke. i pre ordered it on steam, actually. oh, and a suitcase, thanks for the five months! Search ↗
402.020 thanks to the resub, zilliken. oh, is this an xl? no. just a rename on... ooh, burnt penny. i found something else to roll back here though, i don't remember what it was. doesn't make me very excited about the item room that i'm just coming across right now. i'm not touching any of that crap right now. either of you guys play one of the ports of super meat boy that came out yesterday. no! it's pretty solid. i have... i have not, i've watched the... i buy it. Search ↗
784.880 like, tony hawk's pro skater 5 now comes with a level editor retitled as, well you fucking do better then. and i was like, that's pretty clever, i like that. we were just doing that joke about mario maker though. were we? no, i mean i was. i don't think it really... the royal wii. it doesn't really hold up as well for mario because it's kind of like a better franchise, but you know. Search ↗
854.200 $60. oh my gosh. you try to pass some of those games off as $60 nowadays? dude. people would like laugh in your face. i'm gonna blow your mind. games, new games, triple a games in canada now are $80 a pop. Search ↗
867.340 what are you, australia? it's become australia because the canadian dollar is so shitty now. so yeah, it's $80 a game now. it was 50 or 60 this time last year. that's pretty rough. yeah, it's been... what the leroy? deflation, or you know, some kind of inflation. they just stopped playing video games, too expensive. well, luckily, you know, i get paid in us dollars, so... oh, that is helpful. Search ↗
957.620 i thought you were gonna tegan and sarah. yeah, well, that's what we were talking on the round table yesterday or like, or on the podcast, not the podcast but the d6. it was like, do you want to get rock band 4? and i was like, we probably won't get it. and then like right after the stream, kate was like, well, i reserved it. and i was like, all right. i mean, now it got inertia. i guess we're getting it. i guess we'll get it. Search ↗
981.140 papa john loves you. and you know what? i've had a good time with it so far. there's some stuff i don't like about rock band 4 right now. like the set list is still kind of shitty, but there's some stuff that i'm... Search ↗
993.960 i've had a fun time playing even though i don't think it's necessarily like great songs. yeah, you get to spend a shitload of money now and download all the songs now that you spent 300 bucks. we did throw like another 20 bucks at dlc, but some of the dlc wouldn't download and it scares me because i was like oh fuck yeah, red marchetto by rush, oh spirit of the radio by rush, oh freaking tom sawyer by rush. yeah, and then i have that already. Search ↗
1083.300 i will say the dlc is cheaper now. each song, at least in canada, is $1.99 canadian. and they used to be $2.50, i think, so... and that's when our dollar actually had some purchasing power, so... it's like really cheap now! but, you know, it would be nice if they actually downloaded as well. because, you know, we played still alive, that was cool. we got to play... Search ↗
1146.480 joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though Search ↗
1238.800 so that's interesting. took the fear shot, huh? yeah, i just went in deep. i also did a re roll, which i think is what got it for me. i rolled the fear shot into a pentagram. why would i do that? that was not... yeah, i also rolled that into something that is good. i am now like dark judas with tiny planet death's touch. oh yeah, i just got the knife and i'm guppy. several. i got the death's touch though. Search ↗
1265.120 i didn't get the tiny planet. i yeah, i picked that up earlier probably i guess cuz you got the knife it augmented your your i roll tammy's head oh double mapping all right, we'll take the treasure map and the compass why not yeah, i'm not a fan of the fact that this game looks kind of framey right now open gl rendering still giving me some problems how's green man doing? there's no green man anymore just blue screens. oh Search ↗
1344.300 then we're like okay well at least i can work like this and then i'd try to record isaac yesterday like 20 minutes into my first run the computer just blue screens come on so now wow unrelated to the gpu could be a driver issue could be a could be an issue with the bios as many people are telling me now could be motherboard compatibility. i don't know i Search ↗
1368.440 it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way. Search ↗
1392.880 i mean, yeah, i don't disagree with that, but i'm in the position right now of being petty and have no tolerance for people who are like, don't be petty. i like to have them just made for me. that's what we did, but we didn't have a professional do it. Search ↗
1678.940 yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth. Search ↗
1753.140 what this is a weird lost art. thank you very much daddy's little donger for the subscription. that is a great it's so many familiars. they're one two three four five six familiars following me around we are not streaking at the moment guys, so don't worry. i'm not losing my my 125 right now Search ↗
1783.920 i am pretty displeased that i got an are you a wizard pill as the lost, but i also got guppy's collar in the curse room and it rezzed me when i left, so... got out alive! oh, that's nice. i'm gonna try to roll with it. was it? it was on monday's run where chat was like, use suicide king with guppy's collar, you won't. and then it actually worked and i got like, proptosis from the chests that it gave me, and i was like, aw. the life is good. life is good right now. Search ↗
1843.100 or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay. Search ↗
1946.600 you like have a whoopee cushion that you blow up every so often? someone already told me i said big whoop would be a great name for like a novelty rapper. you know, like i'm big whoop and here's my club anthem. but then like 10 years from now everyone's like this song is goofy as hell. like they only play it as a joke. like can't touch this or something. Search ↗
2469.140 it was the only way and now i don't have that access accessibility anymore. Search ↗
2590.640 but the number of songs that i like and also like to play is very, very small right now. i mean, they've had so many good songs between the two different games so far. it makes sense to me to put all of them up to that point, at least not the dlc, but from the actual game playlist, at least? it's almost like they've blown themselves out of the water. they're like, we got a rush song! it's passage to bangkok. it's like, what are you talking about is passage to bangkok? well, all the other shit's already out. Search ↗
2729.060 if i die, i am just gonna go hit a wall. i actually, i've got 20 20 piercing shots and 9 lives guppies hairball right now, so i'm feeling solid as well. yeah, the nine lives is clutch. yeah, extremely valuable. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

267.080 now fighting super fucking asshole splits into 100 pieces man. yeah, super envy asshole is he's a real element of what's happening right now cursed eye isn't dubious. it's bad. if you never get hit then it doesn't matter you will never teleport unless you want to can i just take a minute to shout out how silly it is that? twitch is all reacting to bob ross right now, and it's hilarious. i've been watching it on on twitter i've been yeah, i haven't been watching it on twitch, but i've been watching the reaction on twitter and Search ↗
382.840 that is just a man's face who looks extremely happy. you can probably see it in chat right now if you look by the guests we already had craig as i might mean another one. well ming lee is like it's i don't know how to explain it it's like the dude is actually coming in his pants. mainly is just like a dude who's very he's having a good time but he's not it's a non sexual ming lee. there's chum lee and there's rock lee all right. yeah, all the bruce lee originally Search ↗
409.380 lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses. Search ↗
470.600 yeah, the other day i was like, well i should record some rebirth and then i was like well i already have videos till thursday so i guess i just won't do that. i was gonna ask what do you do? like you're in the repetition now. do you just keep recording as part of your daily schedule and just overlap it and fill up the videos? nah, i don't think you can do that. as of tomorrow the only thing people will accept is afterbirth, i think. so even if you had a couple left over you're not gonna put them up because nobody cares. yeah, i actually got lucky that i did the math properly i guess. that's weird. Search ↗
885.300 you gotta aim differently as a result of it. i'm having a bit of a rough time with this fallen fight right now and i shouldn't be. well, on the bright side you won't get 80% of the way through it and then teleport out probably. yeah, that's definitely gonna not happen. it's pretty unlikely. unless i like pop the teleport card. i almost died on that fight. oh my god. Search ↗
909.000 don't forget that dick hammer, but dick hammers name doesn't have an s in it. so that's the dh yeah, cba cbs and dh. that's okay it sort of works and cbs and bbs are kind of like conjoined so they're the same really i agree yeah, i could have like a c in parentheses bs right then that covers for one deal. she's like isaac trading cards isaac streaming trading cards now would be pretty sweet. oh Search ↗
972.200 oh lord, here we go. it was just a vessel for a story, chad. it wasn't oh, that was not a big deal. that was a short one. come on now. i actually have played like zero magic this week. oh. unexpected. unexpected? i agree, unexpected. just been busy. Search ↗
990.160 yeah, i guess i could see why. wait, can i? i don't know. maybe. i don't think so. it's possible, i guess. oh good, a card against humanity. oh, well you finally banished green man, so that was some of the work involved. yeah, no that was definitely some of the work, putting this video card in here and now it records opengl stuff which is pretty fucking sweet because that's like my life. right. and that's why we're playing this right now. that is correct, that's why we're playing rebirth right now. mr. green man has not shown up, which is really cool. Search ↗
1019.700 you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny. Search ↗
1506.640 it's a great name. i really hate that name, it's so bad. there's definitely somebody out there who has the name ted nugent as their like first and middle name. on purpose. i don't know what's better though if it's by accident or on purpose. yeah, i guess if it was by accident you'd just be like, ah shit. yeah, that sucks. you figure it out when you're like 18, you're like well okay, it's too late now. yeah, you gotta be 18 to know about ted nugent. i think you do have to be 18 to know about ted nugent. he's got an age gate in front of him. Search ↗
1697.260 that's not guppy. that's guppy! alright, the guppy dream is correct here. it exists. this is like the complete rebirth run, man. i've got a bullshit item. i've got two transformations, or should i say both transformations? yeah, that's uh... this is rebirth incarnate right now. we had a krampus fight. now all we need is like a blank card yerro rune to finish it off. Search ↗
1726.840 i think it's probably gonna be a win if i'm being honest. i really hope it is yeah, like guppy hive mind lord of the flies. it's pretty it's up there. my run sitting a little bit teetery right now it's a little 50 50 as to where this goes. where are you at on your run? i'm on necropolis one. oh, wow. okay. i've got a lot of health but it's like it's kind of going and coming pretty quick. yeah, you know, i've been there man. yeah absolutely Search ↗
1851.900 just expect it now someone like reclines their seat in your laptop screen gets like caught in the in the thing as it comes down and like warps your screen you're just like oh, i guess this is like so you can have like an extra two inches of leg room even though you're fucking five foot two all right i just i never do that like i don't go beyond my armrest and i don't go back at all because that's respect that what i will say is that i think the proper etiquette on an airplane is that middle seat gets both armrests and Search ↗
2049.320 i was like, what are you doing? i've made that mistake on long flights before where they give you ice cream and then like two hours later you have six hours left of flying and your teeth are just like, oh this is not right. it wasn't even a normal ice cream, it was some kind of weird artisanal like ginger bullshit. i was like, i'm not in the mood for this, this is too early for this right now. this is very united. Search ↗
2101.860 they should just have, uh... well you should fly, um... was it emirates or turkish airlines that has like that, uh... first class suites where you can actually take a shower while you're flying? what?! it's literally a $25,000 $22,000 ticket. fuck that. but yeah, the first class suites have a literal shower. now, you can only shower for three minutes. okay, so it's a military shower. basically, yeah. i mean, you are still on an airplane. Search ↗
2348.840 yeah, the europeans have had a natural advantage in rocket league due to their knowledge of football and football tactics. now it's time for the canadians to take their turn. what are the americans getting that deal? nothing. when they do rocket league american football. uh huh. i don't know. i have all the time imagining you would be able to complete a pass too easily, but maybe i'm mistaken. well, there is the nice pass setting in the pre sensor. that is true! that must be for that. Search ↗
2693.380 i don't think there's been a new episode in like a couple of years now. i don't think that's true at all. i keep seeing people talk about it. i was up on top of like the newest one, i just haven't watched it in ages. so, i don't know. maybe a new season started like two months ago or something. oh shit. i think it's going on man. i think you've been missing out. i'm gonna get back into that. oh yeah, small rock. i got a small rock. never get tired of that item. yeah, it's pretty good. Search ↗
2873.220 like, i'm still getting like the occasional weirdness, like video, not video, but visual artifacts, but as long as they don't show up in videos, i don't give a shit. well that's not so good. yeah, there's, i don't know. this thing probably like, in december i should format the shit out of it, and then just start zero. but for now, it's doing fantastically, thanks to the efforts of my lovely wife. Search ↗
2896.920 and also of course those incredibly generous viewers. mostly just like everybody but myself. which is actually surprisingly true. i was just kind of around for the technical issues. and you were the influencing force that pulled it all together to even exist in the first place. i guess so. yeah, i was like the general manager of the crisis. if not for you, none of this shit would even matter or we wouldn't be talking right now. that is, yeah. Search ↗
2922.260 thank you for feeding into my god complex, by the way. if it wasn't for me, none of this would be happening right now. it's kinda true. thank you dinglechargesthrice, welcome back! thank you for the subscription. my countdown says 16 hours. alright. Search ↗
2974.480 get your fucking steam account banned. just trying to play the game at the same time as everybody else. well, it's just part of your job. just book a flight to australia. yep, that would be worth it. confirmed nl hates australians. i must hate australians, otherwise i would be at pax australia right now. what is the flight to australia? isn't it like 20 hours or something? yeah. it's like some of the longest flights in the world, i think. what was japan? Search ↗
3318.140 not pate, it was teal. yeah, the beginning was reasonably light, so i think that's true. it wasn't necessarily super comedic, but it was light. nick, i got godhead. oh, congrats! maybe you'll get real platinum god before the patch comes out. i don't think it's gg, but it's like... it's very helpful. i'm fighting isaac right now, so... oh, it's good. only reason i got godhead is because i didn't have, um... uh, deal with the devil precedent, actually, so for the rare opportunity, this was actually a good thing. Search ↗
3385.020 do it do you watch starski and hutch on the fight over? no, it's like a weird disambiguation of amethyst from steven universe. okay. thank you saber ewan for the two months in a row. oh, yeah, crickets head. oh, forget me now as the lost. i don't know. maybe this is good. maybe i can do boss rush and then do it again. do it. Search ↗
3440.920 well, how we missed you talking nut. they really need to add more talking nuts to dark souls games. i agree man. talking nuts are... the most polite interactions i've ever had online have been those fucking dark souls talking nuts. you know, i never even realized until pretty recently that the reason those exist is because in the dlc there's the giant that sits there and carves wood all day. those are his carvings. oh! yeah, right? okay. that's genius. i thought it was just some random shit. they're like, oh, let's have talking nuts in the game now. Search ↗
3472.160 no, that should have just forget and forgetted me now first instead of using that for you know my item room pickup was peepers. i that was the best of all like that. i don't possible worlds keepers i concussive tears in your gg it's not like mysterious liquid to mysterious liquid is like actually good though, but i've come around to it it's it's good enough at least i wouldn't go over the top too much, but it's okay. i mean this run could still be a win i Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

86.240 oh, they give you a representational image now. how do i get rid of my curse? how do i go down and go to the next floor? or even you get rid of any curse wait wait black candle. i i didn't beat the timer it doesn't matter. it's just when the next wave shows up yeah, so it'll show up no matter what when that timer runs out or it'll show up when you kill the last enemy if you're going how do i know when the last enemy is? Search ↗
129.020 always you definitely want to do white door which is a free item and then you can decide whether or not you want to pay five cents for a key to get into your item room i got this weird damn it caffeine pill speed up size down. i took that that we're pretty good actually that's a completely acceptable item there's nothing in this hill that i got yeah, how's that? that's a good one. you want that it's a great one yeah, and now how do i go through this door? i want to know and now what you need a key oh? Search ↗
174.300 fucking rain mode. i got rain mode. how's rain mode? i've never tried rain mode i've had it before but i think every time i've had it. i've actually been azazel weird alright i know you know what it does. oh you fuck alright, so i got rain mode well i think it might be great though is it awful josh. i don't know so i should just kill things now right i Search ↗
195.560 boss button? yeah, it's exactly the same game. you just get to choose your items from a financial standpoint instead and then you hit that button in the center of the room. there's no problem. not exactly the same game. usually there's like other rooms. yeah, now there's just... now there's just like this main one and like a couple other ones. i mean, i'm just saying fundamentally it's very similar. yeah, the fundamentals are similar. i agree. Search ↗
220.500 oh, who is this? does this need boss? the mummy man. yeah, ragman. that's mummy man. i like the mummy. oh, you threw his head at me, you dick! the film starring brendan fraser. fox likes that movie, i'm sure. yeah, i like it too. i like that movie as well. alright, so i did it. now what? alright, now you go down to the next floor and do it again. 30 times. did you go to the it's not actually 30, don't worry. did you go to the painful room? Search ↗
277.720 alright, let's do that. whoa. there's a really good item on the next floor. how do i wait do i press the button again? no, you just go through the exit door at the bottom. okay. did you take bob's brain of course? you're silly. well the reason i took bob's brain. oh okay, i see now wait why there's a weird thing with my head now your head my head vanished actually for a sec oh Search ↗
305.500 wait, do i not know how this item works? there's a... there's a ball. it's a cursed eye. i think i forgot what missingno does. missingno rerolls your entire run every single floor. oh yeah. alright, that's fun. let's do that. now, what's better? blackface friend or ifriend? i'm not gonna answer that question. i went with ifriend. what's the first blackface friend? it's the friend in... steven universe. yeah. Search ↗
422.080 who does that now? i don't know man, i'd say people just tell me hey install. it would just be like a thing in twitch that they would do now you know, i like install nightbot install nightbot and then i installed nightbot. it hasn't fixed the problem i'll just shout them out. welcome back. kotter has resubscribed for the third month. i just decided that so welcome back your dreams will take you out or something. oh skinny mushroom sounds pretty good. oh Search ↗
455.900 wait, but you want the mushroom though, right? but we reroll our items every floor my friend why do you reroll items because we got missing though like 10 minutes ago. i didn't get that i know you didn't go and then i get sacred heart. come on. i'm gonna get this then actually, it doesn't matter my fire rates up. i'm as hazel. oh now it works quizzical up nod thank you very much for those. should i quizzical up dog? i can buy that i could buy a lot and if we had not taken Search ↗
511.760 alright. and sorry if i missed anybody, feel free to say so if i have. telepathy for dummies? no. this is exciting. i'm excited. alright, so deal with the devil. i press that button and now there's another boss. yeah, and now you'll fight for a deal with the devil now. you'll fight for your life. you'll fight to survive. is that hulk hogan theme song or is this some like anime theme song? i was gonna go for muse but your way is fine too. Search ↗
713.120 we mean yeah, i also have there's a mom transformation now. hey, how do you get all these things? you just get them cuz missing no does it yeah every single greed mode run that i've had except one has had missing no d4 d100 or some combination of the three i don't know what is the vr headset likely to show up, but they show up all the time oh Search ↗
755.180 it's a lot of fun. have you found the one that turns your tears into fingernails before because that's pretty small i've had the one that turned my tears into regular nails. no fingernails. they're like little short crescents, but they go through stuff oh, yeah, no, i've seen that and i've also had one that turns it into regular nails yeah, i had that too, but not now. oh Search ↗
777.100 should have resetted the data. it, like, the fact that i'm throwing, i mean people are saying i'm throwing at least on the youtube seed doesn't matter because this is a seeded run and as always on seeded runs nothing you do matters. we, no matter how far you go we come back to the same place apparently. where was that? not knowing that seeded runs don't have an impact on the actual save file. but it's after birth now so maybe all the rules have changed, who knows. we didn't know that. Search ↗
808.400 alright. now i have a baby. the best way i can describe this is, you know, missing no the actual pokemon? yeah. i have that and it's following me. it's like a box with boxes and static. okay, yeah, so this is an actual item and not just a terrible glitch. Search ↗
889.300 that's cool. did you know lump of coal is now in the shop list of items? is it, or is it just in the shop in greed mode? well, it's in the shop in greed mode. i don't think that means it's in the shop. it's also in the devil deal rotation. right, yeah. that is. i'm aware of that. how does brack the man have a hat on his head? Search ↗
908.580 i what are you talking about? i don't hey, what's going on? up down all around, welcome to jstorcon. i'm talking about it for like, better twitch tv emoticons. maybe. yeah, yeah, okay. so brack the man now has a witch on his head. i thought you meant in like real life, and i was like, what's wrong with this guy? like, what are you talking about? i don't know, man. thank you quizzicalupnod for your subscription. welcome back to the quarry. or, welcome. for the first time. does range up help azazel? Search ↗
938.780 uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab. Search ↗
1001.500 nick, prepare yourself. does that even work? it looks like, you know in like anime when a dude sees a lady's like upskirt or something and his nose starts to bleed like this? oh yeah. that is exactly what i have going on right now. i'm shooting four beams of blood out of my nostrils. cool. this is fantastic. how is the upskirt though? yeah well maybe one day i'll, when you're older i'll tell ya. also, this uh, the dunce cap effect in my experience never goes away. Search ↗
1044.020 so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting. Search ↗
1075.500 what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone. Search ↗
1196.580 i'm just taking whatever items i can now. i know people are gonna be like, you know, take chaos, but we're on the last floor anyway, so... yeah dude, just drop me two fucking keys for free. and who gives a shit about what the item pools are when you're gonna reroll from all of them anyway? that's kind of how i feel about it right now, yeah. you're rerolling item rooms? i have... Search ↗
1215.500 i hope your run ends like mine. it is, yeah. now when i shoot directly in front of me, i have five beams that shoot in random directions. i got to the dunce cap part just now and it's great. there's like a weird shitty broken marshmallow following me around. it's just sliding on its ass everywhere. this is extremely strange. Search ↗
1275.700 oh man, then mom's eye. oh shit dog. that's sweet. you guys are phoned now. wait, mom's eye didn't stick with me forever so i don't know what to tell you. sometimes it's based on your luck stat i think. oh, well it's a good thing i got that luck up then. isn't it? that is very true. i mean we're doing a lot of damage. ultra green is definitely gonna die and i'm gonna unlock lilith. hooray! me too dude! but it's a very strange run. the bear bones, thank you for the subscription. and you know what, thank you to moobot for also being a part of this fun. Search ↗
1329.640 hey, kinravid. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get the, um... i'm gonna go pour some coffee into this mug and i'll be back in a second. it's alright. i'll hold down the fort for you. i hate how dark this is. turn up your gamma. that's the way to trick tyrone and edmund. yeah? they can't tell. i'm just playing with the weird shuffle puck ghost right now. it's really cute. alright. oh shit, yeah that helps a lot. alright. i've got some money. i'm gonna do the devil deal here. Search ↗
1428.100 how are your runs going right now? i'm fighting the final boss. that's good. how about you josh? i don't know. i mean, i guess i can't give him my money either because it's seeded. yeah on a seeded run i don't think you can give any money. i haven't unlocked anything yet from the greed box. josh is so adorable i could just suck his cock. there you go! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 november 4th 2015 edition i as always am your host northernlionjove and my esteemed co host rock lee smile hey everybody hi and then also cobalt's freaky's here on his own marathon that's been going on for five gosh darn days now hello that is about as enthusiastic as i expected that to sound to be honest with you i've been losing my mind it's pretty awesome i don't blame you at all so do you guys literally have like Search ↗
27.700 like 120 hours of afterbirth played now. yes. the two of us. oh my lord, that is absurd. well, we're gonna play a little bit more of it on the stream today. we're gonna play afterbirth, afterbirth, afterbirth. oh man, i'm excited. yeah, who would have thought, right? i'm operating under the assumption, cobalt, that you are kind of trying to unlock stuff, right? Search ↗
54.060 yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah Search ↗
84.480 i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs. Search ↗
161.620 and i want to say thank you to mayamfox for the 8 months in a row, arrowhoodcobra for the 3 months in a row, zeo077 for the 6 months, hitoshura0 for the 26 months, and 4 more viewers that resubscribed along the way. we had a proper little sub train happening while we were starting up there. alright, time to play the game. this freaking nick seed here gave me curse of the unknown. i could have any amount of hp right now. are you that man, really? never know. Search ↗
191.640 actually, this is a pretty good start. i press the button and it unlocks something. oh you got blue. yeah yeah, so are you just farming up like like 99 bombs right now? um i'm trying to kill him now, but it's taking so long that i farmed up like 30 more bombs than i intended to i Search ↗
211.460 actually, i've heard that green mode has had iv bag removed now. i'm happy good blood machine oh and the blood bank. oh, man. i got happy last night i finally got iv bag and made it work and just sat there next to the like i got steam sale and then sat there next to the two cent red heart and just played blood bank forever and then kept buying more red hearts and just picking up infinite items and i was like alright, i get it now. yeah, my first eat and run i start with an iv bag. that is actually hilarious. oh Search ↗
360.320 yeah, how am i gonna beat ultergreed without getting hit if he scales with my damage? like it just seems nearly impossible. no problem, you just get a dead cat, get guppy, you can flawless it. i've flawless it a few times without who lost. i don't know, i think i've got to just, i gotta do it off camera until i get like a chaos card and then just start the video and be like, hey, i got a chaos card. there we go. good run. my damage sucks. i have a pestilence now with this fuse. Search ↗
393.840 does that actually work? i just have bombs covering the floor everywhere right now. it's ridiculous. why doesn't freaking dead bird ever go and fight the boss for me? it just hangs out on top of my head. dead bird and rotten baby don't give a shit about what you want to do. oh wait, never mind. war, not pestilence. oh, okay. that's how it's slightly confused. keeps dropping troll bombs everywhere. i need to whore myself. jar of flies or... Search ↗
426.460 toxic blood? thank you for all the donations guys, i'm sorry i can't read them all right now. i think it's bloody lost. yeah it is bloody lost, i'm an idiot. i took jar of flies though. but i don't know if that was the proper decision or what. yeah i'm very conflicted about this. Search ↗
553.660 i love these little rear roll machines. they break now though, which is also something that needs to happen. i have not seen that yet. yeah, i guess those are a bit strong. has his hazel bearings. i beat a run with him my first one i loaded up and i found a quad shot, so... Search ↗
574.700 so i heard he got nerfed pretty hard or something like that. yeah, i think they're gonna actually buff him back a little bit. they nerfed him too hard. yeah, apparently, according to what edmund said on twitter, it was just like unintentional. i mean, it was intended that he be nerfed, but not to that extent. put a decimal in the wrong place. yeah, or like edmund was like, hey, make azazel half as good. and then they're like, ok, how do you do that? half the damage and also half the rate of fire. and now it's more like... freaking interns. yeah. Search ↗
625.760 i picture you as being like, you're like locked in your room with like, like rebirth screenshots on the wall right now. you have points with thread between them? yeah, exactly. like drawing circles around like, pain's eye patch and then like there's an x on a tinted rock that kind of looks like it in the right tinted room or the right secret room and... dude, there is an x on hush and it looks like the x from the tinted rock. that's what bear was telling you last night. he's like, yo. Search ↗
652.380 wife taffy was telling me there's a an x on the hush and i looked and it looks exactly like the one name x now you got to watch the trailer from all three die and then check out a minute and nine second alright. i'm kind of like you know you guys figure it out. i'll be here i'll be here accidentally going to the cathedral when i should be going to the dark room. i'm into it. i like it yeah, i like the idea of it, but i'm i'm also like that's cool. you guys figure it out. oh Search ↗
745.980 you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh Search ↗
809.220 nick if you i hope you didn't skip that deal today with that a black powder in it but i'm my suspicion is that you may have yes, i did it is it's pretty cool thus far. i like it. i don't know how how functional do you think it would be on a small room? i don't know but on this huge room. it's very helpful. i'm playing really sloppy right now so i'm just kind of trying to stay alive and do my best here on regular items i'm sad i miss it though because they could have been unlocked for my log yeah Search ↗
841.320 sorry guys, i'm trying to dodge here. okay, i gotta work on my dodging. my chat's like, take damage, you're eve! and i'm like, no! you burned that damage off me. we don't just get the damage guys. oh, that's a golden bomb. those are pretty sweet. oh, now i get the other upside down blood tier. other upside oh anemic, yeah. yeah. the one that i thought the other one was. Search ↗
990.120 i enjoy the items idea. yeah. sometimes i'm like, i'm done with it for now. it can take a couple of days off. you know what item i really love though is, well two. i love diplopia. it's probably my favorite so far. and i love chaos just for the fact that it makes things ridiculous. have you looked on the item menu? oh, i have not looked on the item menu. Search ↗
1054.080 yeah, my interest yeah, i'm pretty pretty creepy pretty creepy. that's not the way those usually go yeah more interest now Search ↗
1134.040 i don't really have much else to do besides stalk twitter with 15,000 people in here like just chillin trying to get this stuff done and figure it out and tyrone will jump on call every now and then to troll us a little bit more. that was like fun. oh no, i'm gonna die on this. i also am gonna die. i really should not die because it's actually quite great, but i'm gonna die. okay guys, just accept death. i have many times. Search ↗
1165.000 oh yeah, i'm dead. alright, that was a fun run. i outlived the egg! it's true. it's true. alright. there's a chance i could be dead in about three more seconds though, so... alright. well, take your time, because i would like you to provide me with a seed when you're done. but if your run is going well, i will just create my own seed and then use it. i made it through that wave, so i'm now at a break point, which means you should probably go on. alright, i will make my own eve greed mode. Search ↗
1329.240 seconds or something. what if every 109 hours they released 40 new items into afterburn? forever. alright, well that sounds good for your careers. yeah at first they're like, whoa this is messed up the whole time gating thing, but then it just never stops. and then 60 years from now, edmund, you know, dies and well i guess that's it. but then they just keep coming. Search ↗
1524.280 and then eight years from now in 2023, you get a notification on stream. edmund roddenkjes has subscribed for 109 months in a row. but he never was there the other month, just that month. yeah, he subscribed once for 109 months simultaneously. and then brimstone... imagine notch could do that. the game gets patched, and then brimstone does one quarter as much damage. Search ↗
1552.660 oh man, but you can brim snap it again. yeah, you can now you can brim snap, but every time you brim snap it gets weaker forever forever i'm getting more into the northernlions a genius and fuck your mother meta. i think that's a pretty good move that one's pretty good too. oh, no stop you stupid headset. it's like we're still in october right now exactly. i don't get to take the poop drink it. oh Search ↗
1587.700 abel! i'm wearing your shirt abel. buy that spider you hooligan. i'll buy the spider don't even worry about my spider mon. it's a nice item. i got i was lucky enough the first time i got spider mon i also had libra so i finally got to actually like see mathematically how that changes your damage based on items you pick up. so you pick up like polyphemus and you're like oh, i'm doing like 25% more damage now. that's pretty sweet. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

154.180 i feel like cobalt was espousing the very same sentiment that you just did honestly so... yeah, i mean, i can imagine after a full week basically of playing the game 12 hours a day and watching the game another 3 or 4 hours a day you'd probably be like, you know what? i don't mind slowing down for a little while right now. Search ↗
189.960 wrinkle in the dark is that a saying that i'm not wrinkle in the dark. you've never heard of it no, i agree. that's a very common saying up here. it's a wrinkle in the dark. that's pretty much where i was going with him. yeah classic d10 classic ronnie james b7 ronnie james dice shard. there's a lot of dice in this game now. i can't keep track of them all. Search ↗
215.900 lot of dice in this game now. most of them i just don't know how they work. d7, d10, cracked dice, d20, d100. uh, there's more than that right? d7. did i say that? no i guess not. i don't know. i don't know if i heard d4 either but i know you know it exists. d12 right? that's the rock one. d12 is um, yeah d12 is really interesting in that it's i think hot garbage. but all you need that is interesting! it is like a, it's a pretty hot garbage situation. alright. Search ↗
464.880 really? you wanted to take firemind that badly? i didn't take firemind at all. what are you doing on your run, mister? i'm gonna try it out. we'll see how this goes. you're gonna take firemind over what? over nothing. it's either take it or don't take it. what happened here? the boss room, it put me in the middle, and now there's rocks surrounding the whole thing and i can't leave if i wanted to. correct, yes. Search ↗
746.580 supposedly it only takes about 20 minutes to cycle the map. that is actually... now we've come around on the other side of it, and i hope that's not true because that would make your night kind of a bust maybe. busting makes me feel good, so i'm probably into it anyway. you could cycle it multiple times. well we're gonna go around it, not just across it, so it's gonna be a bit longer than you thought. oh you're gonna do the circumference? yeah yeah. good god. we wanna see the coastline, experience the shore and the windy mountains and things. Search ↗
839.300 oh, re rolled a wooden spoon. that hurts. could've had mom's key. wooden spoon's pretty good, man. it could've had mom's key though. yeah, well it's latch key, not mom's key. mom's key is great. latch key's okay. for some reason i can't remember what one mom's key is now. mom's key gives you like, much better chess. what does it look like? it looks like a big golden key oriented with the key at the top. Search ↗
944.220 i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken! Search ↗
976.580 two buttons full of spikes you hit the two buttons and the spikes stay up permanently mmm. that's not how that's supposed to work. yeah, they're up and now i have to take damage a bunch of times. i think i have to go through this room more than once that's um the spikes are supposed to stay here on those spikes are supposed to go down. oh, they don't hurt me they're like the fucking super metroid spikes when you get the gravity suit all right. that's cool tyrone trolling me again Search ↗
1412.020 how else are you gonna get on the roof? you take a fucking, you know, from russia with love style jet pack or something? after that i said that's all i had to say. oh, okay. that was the end of the point. i'm a little conscious about the lack of all the things that i need right now or have. well you thought this run's amazing, man. well, i'm not guppy yet. i'm nearly guppy. yeah, that makes sense. i have two red hearts and nine lives. damage is like, pretty not great. Search ↗
1444.920 maybe you've missed out on a crucial devil deal or something. there are some of those! krampus. did you reroll krampus's head? i did not, i did not have a charge ready. that hurts real bad, i think. what was in there? death's touch. i like that item. yeah, that's like... it's doing a lot of good stuff right now. guess i'm gonna take celtic cross, cause i need health. i didn't even see that item. Search ↗
1584.140 that was just terrible damage. there's options and also more options, so the options are just everywhere. what does more options even do? like, double your item rooms? oh, doubles your item rooms? that's sweet. i should try to pick that up. it'll be a race between whether i pick that up or pick up brimstone first. and by double, i mean it just gives you two options. right, yeah. i forget now there's things that actually do double lots of stuff, so... diplopia is pretty dope. pretty dopely, yeah. Search ↗
1644.320 it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um Search ↗
2107.580 a god amongst men. maw of the void does not give you black hearts. pardon me? i specifically took this item for the promise of black hearts. totally, you're gonna have a bad time. uh, yeah, i don't know man. it's not looking so good right now. pennies are from the greedhead. ah, yes, this makes sense. oh, yes, it does give black hearts! how can we not know this? Search ↗
2213.400 probably don't reroll that rooms just drop two dimes in this room when i finished it is the blue map each dip blue map there now. there's another battery which means we'll come in here we'll die and then we'll reroll it again get this bible or maybe the bible kills hush instantly i'm gonna say probably not no i'm gonna get through the first phase and then we'll see man then we'll see fuck it. i'm not going back for hearts. i don't care if i die die i Search ↗
2340.540 i need to get the shovel somehow, man. what if we used the stars card? didn't do what i needed it to do. yara a black heart. there's no black hearts to yara, my dog! if there were black hearts to yara, i'd be all over it, but we don't even have a single black heart at this point. that's kind of the driving action of this run right now. this is the second time in as many runs that hush has just completely ruined my run. and i'm kind of like a little over it. Search ↗
2536.580 then that's that but as of right now. i mean it is we're only like four days as i've said many times but i'm kind of like maybe i'm not going to do the hush every time i have the opportunity to do the hush because it is becoming kind of annoying but that is probably also informed by the fact that i've had a lot of like really really strong runs that haven't had very much hp, and then i lose against the hush, and i'm like well why would i even? Search ↗
2777.220 okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim. Search ↗
2816.880 got good damage. yeah, i guess since i play on a controller that feels a little bit more intuitive. on keyboard i feel like that would be annoying. i don't know man. it's all the same up here. i'm pointing to my brain right now. yes, we will do this. having it with ipecac sucks though. ipecac is one of those rare items in the game it's impossible to lose with. if you're trying to do that challenge where you can't miss any shots this would basically be the death of you. yeah, that would be pretty messed up. i would not dispute that. Search ↗
2855.660 marked is hot garbage. what are you talking about? marked is the greatest item in the game you're just jealous because you don't have it right now. i mean, i don't really understand why it's good it's just kind of there you guys are out of your minds it's a novelty, but it's not like gonna help your run at all. it's better than notched acts i guess does it up your fire rate to a lot. is that the point? oh Search ↗
2944.840 you should use the mouse for it. it's not necessary, you know? that feels awkward. yeah, man. and there are people who still get a little mad at using the mouse for epic fetus and i'm like, it's like, we're gonna... don't you worry your pretty little head about this. we're gonna win this run. oh, the mouse doesn't even work. oh, it doesn't work for epic fetus anymore? well, for this, i'm trying to use it right now, it didn't do anything. Search ↗
3009.820 oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do. Search ↗
3334.620 most of them are pretty pretty garbage. they're just not really a mechanic i'm interested in and they don't really help the game at all tyrone get rid of all the farts no more farts tyrone this runs off the fucking rails man that's probably good. there were previously rails, and it has just said i don't even know what a rail is is that some kind of primitive transportation network that we had before elon musk's president elon musk's hyperloop took off now everybody takes the hyperloop to the grocery store and Search ↗
3408.600 yeah, d4 shows up eventually anyway. i kind of had to force it though, so. force kin. hmm. i'll give it one more coin in case it changes again. oh, it did and it turned into a sack dagger. the world is saved. that's pretty good. petrified poop store credit. and now why are you streaming in 270p? yo, that's your internet dog. as of the last week or so, we've been streaming in 1080, baby. and it's been working. Search ↗
3443.340 is that because of your graphics card that you changed that? no, it's um... i actually accidentally left it on 1080 once. and it just worked. and people were like, wow, it looks really clear today. and i was like, well, that's weird. i wonder why. if we ever encounter some latency, we can put it down to 720, but we'll see. oh, it was a retro vision joke. i see. i see. now i got a little too bent out of shape. i took a personally, i apologize. Search ↗
3643.660 what? that'll be taken out of context. yeah, no, how could it possibly? i mean not having to deal with this crosshair thing is what i meant. mmm, i see. i wish i could be in control of my shots myself. yeah, i wish i could shoot myself. okay. alright. i see where you're coming from on this. man, this run is like real not good right now. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.000 it's just silence or the wrath of the lambs. just kidding. we're playing after birth now. i'm sorry, josh. you have something to say? what's up? how's it going? it's about time. the disrespect was was absurd there. oh, we were. i didn't realize that you had that on. fuck you, man. i didn't know. Search ↗
212.980 he's like said john cena is every meme i kate and i look it's no secret we've been playing a lot of magic gathering every time we go to like a local game store and play i hear someone sing the john cena theme yeah, and like multiple different stores. they'll be like and for turn three i tap to mana and john cena's music bump on up on the first time i was like, oh it's like endearing and now they're all witwicks fans. oh, fuck. oh Search ↗
680.480 when you poop, well you could like shoot it to try to get a penny, but now it also pushes enemies away slightly so it's like the poop and butter being rolled into one. oh, red jack attack up down all around. welcome to jsmithtown, thank you for watching the subscription! nl, watching you made my girlfriend buy isaac, now she's better than me. frowny face. yo dawg, what's the frowny face for? Search ↗
730.160 oh, you hooked me up man! 9 lives. biglyke's 9 lives now. just in time because i had a half a freaking spirit heart left. it's lion's law 3.14. if you're playing as blue baby you will always fight little chad on your run. we know it is written and such it is law. Search ↗
1068.500 it's even, well i did it, but it looks impossible to do on half a heart. i died too. i've died three times now. on the same seed? i have also died once, but uh... yeah, same seed. same seed. i'm sorry i got that seed for you guys. hey, it's not that bad! you know, the nine lives pickup means that death is not the end. oh! i thought you guys died like me. no. i've actually never lost an isaac run. ever? despite the fact that on this account right now i have a minus 21 streak. hmm. Search ↗
1130.100 now i've also lost three lives. no reason to panic yet? yeah, because you have nine lives. well you had nine lives because you're a cat. did you get the uh, did you get the fruitcake? no, i haven't run into that yet. i'd like to. i know what it does and it's pretty cool. yeah, it's it's weird. that's for sure. what's it do? usually like a random tear effect. random tear effects on every shot i think? every shot you do. that's pretty neat. not every really. there's some soy milk into that. every shot. Search ↗
1190.740 i haven't quite figured out how to use that properly yet. yeah there's probably a great strategy for it. i just don't know what it is. it's gonna ignore it sad bombs that's an okay item. yeah, that bombs gets in the wind. thank you for your five months in a row and sorry if i'm being a little bit despondent right now i only just like 20 minutes ago was at the very end of undertale so it was a bit emotional and now i'm trying to bring back my normal self Search ↗
1246.360 like you have to tell me that you're gonna fight me if i spoil after how our chat was going down. come on now oh, there's the fruit cake. apparently it was pretty intense people are still heated up over it at the end of undertale. would you say that you could stay awake just to hear you breathing? could you close your eyes and thank god we're together i could do those things would i know probably not i Search ↗
1275.920 wondering if it's me you're seeing, or if i kiss your eyes. is that what he says? if i kiss your eyes? i think so. he wants a taste of salty tears, right? i don't know. and your bochale is eyes. yeah, i think it's if i kiss your eyes. i don't get guffey's color. fuck it. you only lose once in this room. but now you might live twice. ffffffff. uh oh. Search ↗
1311.600 a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype. Search ↗
1412.160 she helps you in battle. going pretty well, so i think we might just like try to kill mega satan. you got you're on mega satan right now? not on mega satan, i'm just saying, you know, i might think about it for the future. yeah? i need to do mega satan on all my people because that counts as a thing now. i never used to, right? that's definitely like part of the things. okay, i need to do that and then... i forget, just put like some other things i need to do too. like everything. Search ↗
1849.080 not even at all. it's actually like really good if you can get the horror babylon state and stay in it. well yeah, that's what you have to do, but it's not that good. it's not that good. you know what i mean? yeah, i'm with you man. josh never notices my resub i'm sorry, kafka! what'd you resub for? tell me in chat, i'll say it right now. just kidding. eve is broken, you suck, josh. you suck you don't like this game? to maintain your youth. that's because he loves you. Search ↗
1911.400 it's really funny when you watch america's funniest home videos now and it's still like a handicam footage from the 80s and like i thought it was a tired formula, but it's actually just like still old ass videos one day the vault's gonna get cleared out man you got to enjoy it while last. it's gonna be fallout 5. yeah, it will be fallout 5 vault afv Search ↗
1936.520 got tom bergeron. hosted now. hosts america's funniest home videos now. it's like nick cannon or something. i'll always remember it as tom bergeron. i think it was bob saget. it was tom bergeron. and then i think now it's the guy who played carlton on the fresh prince of bel air. oh okay. his last name is banks. mr. banks. mr. banksy. Search ↗
2393.100 christian christian slater the preferred style of cobalt's pooping okay, that's not true. that's your style. that's my style don't you fucking forget it fuck you krampus you piece of shit jack gets how the joke works now i mean not the joke but like this style of comedy where freddie mercury would have died of mercury poisoning i don't get it though maybe it would make sense if he died of freddie poisoning because it's his last name. it doesn't count counts Search ↗
2425.260 what does the wooden nickel do? i keep using it, it doesn't do anything. you can see a chance to get like a coin on a room. that's shitty. why am i using this? this whole run is like a hot ass trash non stop man. i'm sorry. i gotta beat megasade on it though just to prove that it can be done. i can't even do an azazel run after this because it doesn't do anything anymore. yeah and there's not enough time! like 15 minutes left, i'm only on the womb too. fighting mom right now. Search ↗
3230.800 people are like, well you have a space bar item that explodes. it's true. it doesn't matter. like what does that matter with pyro? i can't heal myself, i'm blue baby. i can use like, i can use the exploding item on occasion. that's about it. oh wait. why is it shooting three times every time i... doctors remote never stops firing on the room you're on now? is that the truth? is this real life? do you have some kind of mixed synergy? Search ↗
3260.260 i don't know it just appears that when i oh probably marked is causing it to just yeah mark a curry or something doctor's remote has basically just become like epic fetus on demand alright, so we can like definitely probably that sounds good bill yeah, that's like. it's amazing. i think you made it sound really bad a second ago now. it's okay no now. it's like yeah, this is like exquisite now exquisite. yeah, great doing that whole Search ↗
3340.600 they were like, do you have any requests? and he's like, yeah, no claymation ever. he's all shit. miyazaki is like... yeah, they're not gonna say no to miyazaki, you know? yeah, it's pretty jerky, but i guess, you know, you are miyazaki, so... yeah, like dried meat. and every movie that's animated from now on will have minions in it. miyazaki loves me. everyone does. i demand... macaroni pictures. yeah? yeah. yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i remember. south park. Search ↗
3372.720 that's from the television show south park. i've been catching up on that. it was a pretty good season actually. you guys were right. i'm not watching it, i don't know. no, you guys like chat. they told me to watch it. chat is used guys. they have pc principal now. he's really big in the whole pc thing. not personal computer either. it's pretty funny. check him out. Search ↗
3576.680 my hopes are always up. no, no, i'm dead. oh, now you're dead? that run's over. fuck that, man. and i just quit to the next game? i would love to! alright. jeez. i thought there was gonna be a but after that statement, there just wasn't. no, yeah, like i'm not starting a new run. that one is... i would love to... well, it's like, it's time to start a new run. we've never had a... it's been a long time since ryan was stumped by isaac for the whole hour. Search ↗
3997.520 are you online? oh, i'm not online. oh man. because bethesda was like, if you go online while you're playing fallout 4, we're gonna fucking kill you. but you can stream it. yeah, you can stream it, but don't go online. don't let your friends list know though. alright, i am now online. there he is. who else is here? brack the man, you get an invite. Search ↗
4027.340 dracula fetus you get an invite you look good in way. i like the revolving cast of whoever's around i'm just sending him out man. i think people don't realize like how he gets how higher duck game skills are now. we're doing like we're on high. we are i wish man it's not me. i like a piece of poop above your head. now. are you nick has a piece of poop above his head? i should invite a klyfish. they'd probably like to play with us. he's playing fish. oh Search ↗
4565.940 whatever you did it was really good. i'll never reveal my secret to you. oh, man. i'm getting shit on now wow i love his smug fucking base. yeah, there's nothing you got this day. i got like one two. oh i don't know josh, i think you got this man. yeah, dude come back city your eddie's i Search ↗
5132.260 this fucking like, tenchu wrath of evernote, throw up a smoke screen. clutch reference. there's a lot of rocks going on right now. you're flying close to the fucking sun. what?! the rock didn't kill me, but it did push me down really fast. should make a level that's all rocks. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

126.360 so we're all in different worlds now. it only took 30 seconds. thanks very much to madobob16 for the 13 months in a row, welcome to the quarry! starting off strong. eagerly await a couple of months from now when we all have all the content hopefully and then we don't have to deal with this but at the same time this is kind of funny. i hope it's only gonna take me a couple of months to unlock everything with the lost. yeah, i mean... it'll depend on if the chaos card gets patched or not. Search ↗
157.780 oh, does it not work to beat hush anymore or ulta green? well, i think it does now, but i think people are speculating that it might end up going that way because they've been kind of getting rid of a lot of things that make it easier. oh man, that would be so disappointing. that's what i'm hoping for. we'll let cobalt weigh on this because he might know more than me. Search ↗
268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
575.160 they gave you judas a book of belial and like a sweet ass chocolate milk and my idea was you don't get shit you're like got three hearts your isaac. that's it like now you have to go through and if you miss you take you, you know, you get hit now to be out maybe that could be in like the next expansion as like cobalt streak because this is oh, yeah, we don't know who own audience probably some other streamer we've never heard of unfortunately Search ↗
687.920 i'll say the same as well. i missed it because moobot wasn't pointing out subscriptions, unfortunately, but we've noticed now. thank you as well. yeah, my donation alerts all messed up. it makes a sound, but i can't get it to pop up since i swapped computers over here. yeah. it's kind of really big hassle setting your entire stuff up on another computer. yeah, half my assets. that's why i'm using exclusively the monday intro every stream. Search ↗
740.020 i feel like that's what we're going back to on the internet. maybe this sounds like a little bit too much like back in my day but you ever see like, you know people will post a picture now and it'll be like so much jpeg artifact and you're like Search ↗
876.060 you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father. Search ↗
1241.380 it's just like fallout 3 and that's exactly what i wanted. yeah, i'm glad. people are like, oh they're just reskinning the same lockpick mechanics. i'm like, i'm glad that it changed. i like that lockpick mechanic. you know, and i really like how the vats now, like the things move in slow motion. like as you're doing that, that's really cool. and i honestly, i like the crafting system, the whole idea of building a base because then it gives you Search ↗
1293.960 i've never seen that either and it just went bloop on my little head and i blocked a tear from hitting me. that was amazing. well that's exciting. see there are still new things to find out in isaac sometimes. yeah when it blocks tears like infamy. oh. even a week after launch we can still learn new things. luke says it happens really rarely. rarely huh? maybe it's tied to luchstad or something. could be, they like to do that every now and then these days i feel like. Search ↗
1363.460 old hotness right? like what do i care if i finish fallout new vegas like four years and six months after it comes out instead of four years after it comes out but now i'm like Search ↗
1374.400 i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already. Search ↗
1600.300 i just threw a guillotine in there too, just for good measure. i love the guillotine. i'm so good with it now. oh, now i got the d100. god damn it. yes! join us! there's no way i can't use it. i've got some sweet ass, like, techpoint x that shoots out and then splits into three different techpoint xs, and you know, that's pretty cool. Search ↗
2000.460 well, i did this time. and i wish i didn't. oh thanks, kirsty. i'd almost have that room cleared too. so i guess all i can hope for now is that i get a dad's key on the chest and then we win that way. one more room and i can roll this crap. i pretty much just got like really lucky to get that d100 as early as i did. there's a couple of runs so far that have been worth sticking with. okay, this looks better. this looks better. Search ↗
2038.740 i feel like almost more often than not now i run into either a d100 or a d4. so it's like most runs are so freaking amorphous. yeah, no, i agree with you on that one. actually on this one, i d4 or d100ed an item room into the d4, d4'd and then pick up the d100 again. nice. he's getting a little out of control on the rerolls. this is such a weird run. i don't do any damage, but my tears look so cool. Search ↗
2141.260 uh, what do you mean? what's new about it? have you not seen the new animation for it? i've seen it like it seems to rotate much more slowly. yeah, i don't like it oh, i don't even think i noticed i thought it was like a synergy with another item i had but i guess maybe it's just a new animation i don't know. i feel like gives it a more this more heft like now it's like oh shit these are like really spinning around here Search ↗
2167.020 i'm actually gonna die on the hush fight. don't do it with 12 hp don't do it. no, i have a respawn there we go. yeah now we got a tiny planet build. yeah no lather us. oh you just mentioned that and there's that such i lived i Search ↗
2198.020 i love dust touch still, even though it looks crappy now. thank you also to kazeo and zonnandah for your resubscription, the both of you. thanks very much guys. resub hype! yeah, serpent's kiss is really awesome. so is thame. i think they nerfed maul the void a little bit. because i was making a ton of hearts with it before and now it doesn't seem to make as many but it still does every so often. Search ↗
2290.220 i can get hit once now. now i have death, or not death's touch, but yes death's touch. monstro's lung and doctor fetus. interesting. they do synergize, but it takes a long time to charge. what could go wrong? roll it, no balls. roll it, roll roll roll. what could go wrong? oh, so many things. oh, here we go, tiny planet. that looks fun. Search ↗
2320.340 now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh Search ↗
2360.540 gotten through like the entire chest. oh is this all two tinted rocks out of the red chest the dream is real okay, drop the left hand. oh i love that you can find steven in chest now. it's so good yeah, i like christmas tears going on right now. the red and green ones shooting out. that's fun. nice. you have tumor they fixed it. it gives you triple shot. oh, so the center fires now too. yeah, mine's triple shotting Search ↗
2519.000 addicted! i'm shooting out seven nails every time i fire. oh that's nice. but i have to keep firing because i have the stupid mark thing on the ground. really interesting. i'm rolling it as soon as i can. quad triple? i don't know. does it multiply now? i don't even freaking know. Search ↗
2552.800 i have had an epic fetus with d100 that shot 12 times at once so that might be multiplication or it could just be like a double shot plus triple shot plus quad shot maybe. i just found the flat worm and it made my nails look like thumbtacks now. okay, the nails got turned into little thumbtacks. Search ↗
2577.460 i'm not gonna use glass cannon you savages. they nerfed that so hard. they did but it's still great on the lost. it's like a lost item. i feel like the loss is a lot better now. even just with the subtle changes. d4 seems to make it like... you hold r a lot less often to get something really good. yeah. double as many chances. i've been able to start with just damage items and actually pull some runs out without even like forcing the dead cat or holy mantle and stuff. okay. Search ↗
2690.160 ah, yes. we'll be keeping that guys. alright, i have breakfasted myself. confirmed. right now i have homing tears, halo of flies and the polaroid. yes! woah, i'm making chicken feet when i shoot. those are my items now. i think we'll be keeping this. tyrone! you lied to us! i'm breakfasted! guys... wait, you hit breakfast or...? Search ↗
2724.280 well, like, every time i reroll i only have four items now. one of them is breakfast, one of them is homing tears. then halo applies full health. it's because you have chaos. you must have rolled chaos into your current stuff. because the chaos will still be able to find items but you have to roll, roll, roll through all the breakfast to get them. really weird. roll, roll, roll, till your daddy takes the t bird away. i'm thinking what i'm going to do is that, like, i have a teleport 2.0, so i'm going to like clear every room. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

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45.640 how are you doing on this fine thursday afternoon, nick? i had a nice chuckle i watched the nintendo direct. i saw there was some internet uproar about this. what's going on? why are people mad at nintendo now? well, nobody's really that mad. i think it's just me just having a laugh a little bit. but the culmination of the whole thing was their announcement that cloud is coming to final fantasy. he's already been there, to smash brothers. ok. Search ↗
110.660 also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the Search ↗
526.420 i'm for it for the most part and now i don't get to feel bad about taking it because it never shows up for me apparently. somebody tweeted me earlier today and said which would you take here and it was a picture of mom's knife and brimstone. i was like well i guess you pick brimstone for the synergies these days right? i would i like brimstone more. it depends slightly. like first off my question is like why not just take both of them? didn't have enough hearts. Search ↗
717.060 yeah, they're really nice behind you relatively inconsequential i think the big difference though is the fact that they stack because since there are only two in total it didn't really matter if they stack because obviously the guppy effect is the only one you care about now you've got a ton of them so they've got to think about what if these were to all synergize? and i don't know what other way you could really approach the situation because they have to be able to stack right you can't be like well which do i pick where is it just means the last one you had the fact that they do very little i? Search ↗
745.020 seems to mean that them stacking doesn't really matter that much i guess. because even when you re roll like 20 times you end up with four or five transformations you don't really feel like you're overpowered based on only the transformations. that's true. you do get the ability to fly. right, which is very helpful. yeah, it's useful. and now that the tumor apparently works properly i think it could be a lot better. i still think it's kind of bad. oh yeah? like, i mean, i don't know if it's actually worse but i think it's like not Search ↗
835.160 it was like actually fun to play. some people have said it was tedious, but i had a great time on it. i would love to see that change permanently if that's actually what's being added or changed. chris hates it. that kind of changes the whole thing, doesn't it? i mean you end up in the situation where all you need to find now is nine lives. Search ↗
877.360 lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i Search ↗
902.500 like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it. Search ↗
919.460 and i did the hardest part, now it's over, i never have to do that part again except now hush shows up. right, yeah. yeah, i'd be very happy to have holy mantle for that. but as people are pointing out in chat, it may make it so, or it may be such that you only unlock the holy mantle for the lost after you've already beaten the lost achievements anyway, so. that could be true. that's also possible. is that the best of both worlds or the worst of all worlds? you know? it's the worst. Search ↗
992.860 why just now did they add that achievement in the other day or something? i don't know. you know how it is. yeah, i really do. shit gets added all the time. probably added it back on october 9th and nobody noticed. i don't know. i feel like anything that makes the loss more fun is good without like completely compromising the point of the character. oh yeah, that's good enough. Search ↗
1025.540 it's funny looking at sort of the retrospective of the situation because i remember when i first found out loss was even a thing at all i was like well, i'll never do that. that sounds like a nightmare. i'm not interested in ever participating in that eventually like well, it's still there. i still haven't done it so i guess i just have to do it now and you know, i feel like i got a lot better at the game for having put myself through it it was a bit of an ordeal though. i don't know sometimes i love the isaac community but sometimes i do find it a little bit like Search ↗
1230.740 know rob was quite worried about them, but he also just unlocked the seller the other day yeah, he's gonna sometimes he's gonna have to fight haunt now. that's a tough life thank you very much ergo me smart for the 14 months in a row welcome back you get some kitty cat chat for you, please. i'm just tearing this run up at this point. oh, yeah this is sitting in health cap everything is peachy brimstone one hit killing everything i just finished boss rush didn't even like lampshaded i Search ↗
1753.300 expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and Search ↗
1777.700 alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't Search ↗
1865.540 well, i just got black candles so i can't be completely upset and there was a battery in here so that's nice and now chad is just they keep saying bumbo needs coin i don't know what bumbo does but he needs coin. all right. let's give bumbo a coin then bumbo one coin oh, it looks so sad. i guess i'll take 99 bombs my brimstone laser gets like narrower at the end. is that prop toasts brimstone? oh, i don't know. oh Search ↗
1972.400 and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm... Search ↗
2006.640 i don't know, what, what, maybe i'll try to knock out a greed mode run? i'm on cathedral so i can't be too far behind, so yeah, that's probably fine. might as well fill like 20 minutes though. i'll just do like eyes of greed mode. i've already done the nuclear throne daily today, okay? it's gonna be up on youtube soon, never fear. oh, it's a good choice. guys said no pumble wants coin, you can stop now, i know. Search ↗
2110.720 well, it's not carried away. we haven't even got linkle yet. all right, bumbo. you want some more coins, buddy? there you go. why is his name so easily to easily memeable? it's perfect. how many coins should i give bumbo? 109. i mean like does he ever get here you go. does he ever get strong? oh here he goes look at him go. oh, he's he's fucking happy about that. i just gave him 10 cents and now he's shooting. Search ↗
2146.640 yeah, yeah, my dude's shooting as well. he's not really like doing anything, but he's standing there and shooting. that's for sure. he looks angry. if he was a prime minister of russia, he'd be vladimir shooting. oh, he's leveled up! he's munching them now! he's munching the christ out of them! oh my god, he does like as much damage as like a third level bandage girl. oh. oh, what is he doing here? he looks like a weird egg. i think we might be on the same level. Search ↗
2574.340 think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but... Search ↗
2647.560 that one could take a couple of weeks for sure. or you just reset until you get dad's key in the first room or something. i guess so, yeah. you really a glutton for punishment? did i see edmunds cryptic tweets today? no, i didn't look. yeah, he's got a tweet. he's like, the generous few have been given the key or something like that. and then there's like 0.1% of players now have an achievement unlocked called generosity. oh. very interesting. yeah. Search ↗
3028.140 so i take it with the d4 on lost these days, like, you just never use it again once you get a good starting item? well, what's interesting, i guess i can spoil it now that the daily's done. yesterday, uh, like i said, pretty good on that lost daily. i was in like 200th place by getting to shoal. Search ↗
3139.960 damn. you died. freaking monster landed on my head. i can tell. i was too worried about a small rock coming out of something. the telltale sound of you putting your controller down on your desk. i didn't even, i just touched the edge of it to the desk. guys, i can't make bumbo come back, i'm sorry. only on ryans does bumbo stay around past the end of his run. i'm telling you, the new secret is you get diplopia, and then eden's blessing, and eden's blessing doubles, and then you use that for your lost runs. alright, now that actually makes me curious though. Search ↗
3226.180 there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now. Search ↗
3265.340 jarofly's interesting, but not what we need right now. those are your coins, bumbo. if you drop a battery, i'd be much obliged. can you diplopia, bumbo? why not, you know? i don't think that is a yes, but take it as like, i don't see why not. yeah, you can duplicate familiars like crazy in this game, so i would assume that's a thing. whoa! Search ↗

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