Quotes about “not an american”
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2248.20
that's because if you ever try to buy like an american cereal, it'll be like $8.99. but if you want to buy like, you know, korean vegetables, it's the only game in town. also, i was like costco gives you 2% cash back, but h mart or at least hanam, they also give you like a like a $1 coupon for every $100 that you spend there. so it's like it almost, they give you like 1% cash back as well. so i'm not knocking it.
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2959.66
were i to choose an american state to live in, minnesota would not be on the top of the list because it's cold, predominantly. but i think it would be within the top ten, which is the top 20% of the united states. nothing wrong with that. what's number one? i don't know, like probably washington state. it would be like i just have to be honest, like it would probably go like washington, oregon, california.
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1565.30
probably 20 american dollars. yeah, but it's an endless strawberry lemonade. and endless potato skins. you know, just just order more. have you ever been to olive garden? i have not. no. again, i would go. i like there's so many american chain restaurants like i want to go to just to experience like i don't know what a long john silver's is like. i don't know. i don't know what an olive garden is like.
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3251.580
everybody else is like, you should go, you should go there. there's a real american dude making the hamburger. i don't care man, just put the $5.99 bawmii in the bag. i don't mind a hamburg steak to be honest. what do they serve at an american restaurant? american food? i mean listen, europe, i'm putting you on notice because i've been there. previously you've been able to hide in obscurity because not everyone had been there. now that i've been there, you're in trouble. i hope you're not from belgium. you're like, oh, american cuisine, what is that?
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6836.260
why was it called that then? see? good question. they owned the box. whoa! it's called the bank of america because it's an american bank, not because you open up the safety deposit box and go, you know, there it is, little america. that's a good point, you know, who gives... it's her box. it's a free country. she can't open it if she wants. let her open her box. yeah. what's wrong with that? doesn't matter if there's monsters in it. whoa! you handed me that! take it!
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5931.68
new revelations in the incoming trade war. the second story is gonna rain on wednesday. bruno desperate to shift attention. buddy, he didn't make it rain. don't you guys have the weather machine? i can't remember. it's not fucking us, dude. we don't have shit up here. we got schitt's creek. i think we made schitt's creek. china's got the weather machine. okay, okay. i think north american chinese food. i'm not an expert on real chinese food.
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2025.400
not all levels are created equal in this game, but it's an interesting time there's no doubt about that. oh, yeah squirt gun really they get hovercrafts. i get a squirt gun right, it's got a stam. oh shit, dude. he's american sniper in it. i don't know how to get off. i got off. oh
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1570.740
and they play norwegian cartoons. wow that is horrible. and also modern family. you actually should not, that should be illegal if you fly out of an american airport to play foreign cartoons. if there was some richard immortimer, i might acquiesce. not only foreign cartoons, but they didn't have subtitles. oh, that's just awful. oh, wow.
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3400.920
but he doesn't have the accent, you know? he's not like, this is the hardest stinging wasp in the world. he's like, this wasp hurts a lot. i gotta have that, man. what an american perspective. well, steve irwin's son's doing stuff too now. dude, there's like a black mirror episode in there. it's like having a really popular youtube channel where you just eat awful shit and then people just keep demanding you eat worse and worse stuff.
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8305.34
i'm not saying you can't buck the trend here, chat. but whenever i see somebody that has an american flag in their twitter name, they're always saying some vile shit. so hold on a second, i just want to mention, i've seen a lot of people say, rob dot dot dot, explains a lot about rob. you realize we all said that! listen, don't talk about it!
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2820.54
i know i have a call, okay? just gonna level with ya. not quite sure about that one. uh, you have a shield? who is the shield lord? blue crystal? does blue crystal equal shield? i mean, blue cross? blue shield is an american insurance company. it just makes sense.
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