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1079.46
did you eat some frozen chicken? i didn't. i also, someone said that there was a canadian recall on raspberries that had norovirus. i have just literally wasted my spacebar. but that was only in new brunswick. and even if you don't know that i live in bc, you should know that i don't live in new brunswick because nobody lives in new brunswick. so i was saved from
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2723.64
anyway, you get the idea. genius baby. she knows how to troll and for that i'm eternally grateful. how did cavemen live through the norovirus when they got it back in the day? it doesn't make any sense to me. they didn't? you think so? i guess they could have died just due to dehydration. but i was like if i was like part of a tribe or something like that and then
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2752.98
like i got norovirus and we had to move they would have left my ass behind because i couldn't have made it it wouldn't have been like from lack of will it would have been like you know i just couldn't have made it then they unless i was like the damn leader even if i was the leader they would probably be like
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258.56
in two days of not eating while also like anti eating a lot. and now she's back at daycare today. so monday, tuesday pretty bad for me personally. looking after a two year old who's got a lot of energy when i had no energy, pretty bad. but i'm feeling a lot better today. like i would say i'm feeling like 100% today. so i don't know, it might have been norovirus just because
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286.88
everything i read about norovirus, which was a lot because i had a lot of time on the couch yesterday, was like it lasts like one to two days most of the time. or two to three days and after two days i feel good. but man oh man, some of you guys are pretty cool. do not get norovirus. you watch anything yesterday while you were sick?
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311.24
i had seinfeld on netflix probably for like eight hours yesterday while i was sick and i could not tell you the plot of a single episode. how do you keep getting these food bugs? bro, these are not food bugs. i mean you can get norovirus from like... did you not hear the story that every one of the daycare was shitting their pants? i didn't bring a bunch of chicken tataki to the daycare on wednesday. obviously one parent.
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420.30
maybe instead i'll use it as an opportunity to commiserate. hey, remember that time society gave us all norovirus? i will say though, i was laughing while i was, you know... it wasn't... and people are like, do you ever get sick without almost dying? i did not almost die this time. did i ever say i almost died? no, i was just like not happy regardless.
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669.78
she was very cute. i mean, like my, you know, frustration is very little to do with looking after a two year old. it was mostly to do with diarrhea. i was having a great time. we had some adventures in the interim period between, you know, the norovirus.
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713.16
anchor for me because when i had the norovirus i was like this is not bad at all. day and a half of diarrhea, no appetite, limited energy, at least it's not three weeks. the sequel's never as good as the original, so true. but the baby was great. we had lots of fun, we were dancing, maybe some of us a little bit more half heartedly than others. i managed to give her a good, you know, bath time, she had good meals. we were not dancing in the street though.
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2147.10
i got a mild case of stomach flu or norovirus or something. it was mild, but like what i was doing to the toilet was medium, if not hot, let's put it that way. but i was like just not in a great
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711.06
sick baby, one day reprieve, daycare closed for half the week they're only open four days on a normal fucking week to begin with, then i catch norovirus for the baby, lost five pounds in two days, shitting my brains out, my wife left me, bottom text. meanwhile, people are like, yeah that's uh, oh oh oh, i feel for you, i feel for you, i'm an empath so i feel for you, by the way fuck you, you didn't take the alpaca. twice. go die. excuse me, my wife left for a week, i did not turn into a divorced dad though.
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5084.36
first thing i said was, hi. second thing i said is, so did everyone get norovirus or was i just lucky? and she was like, no, we got it too. and also, like one of the other parents, we were hanging out with them and then they got it too. and i was like, okay, so good. it's not just me then. i'm glad everybody went through the nightmare.
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5137.94
said, oh last summer i had salmonella and campylobacter and honestly the norovirus it felt like a walk in the park compared to those and then one of the other parents said
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5153.04
yeah, but would you rather do that again or do this again without having your wife here? and i said, well actually the salmonella and campylobacter lasted for three weeks. so i would do the norovirus again. oh man, that felt good. he did, it wasn't vindictive at all. he set me up. he set it up and i knocked it down.
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5210.98
plus of course we're talking about like illness like you know it's me and other parents at the daycare that just got closed due to norovirus. like what are we supposed to talk about? hey how was your weekend? oh i had norovirus. oh okay. would you major in university 16 years ago? of course we're going to talk about it. it happened to all of us. this is the meat of communication, the spirit of communication. we got to talk about um you know shared experience. do they know you're a streamer? yeah.
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5404.26
which allows you to play until the period ends on january 30th and also submit the feedback directly to the developers. in all honesty, had a great time playing dungeon of the endless in 2014. endless dungeon, we're refining it. the online co op. maybe i could convince my wife to play this with me, although she'll probably be mad at my performance. either way, thank you to sega for the sponsorship. i'm looking forward to it and thank you for watching. what do you feel like when you have norovirus? okay.
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6665.28
can you watch the baby? like i would just in like 10 minutes i would be upstairs. i'd be like somebody killed me with a groza. i might as well if i'm not gonna have fun i might as well just look after the baby all day. boxing? i don't know maybe i am i'm down a weight class thanks to the norovirus. train for the next chess chess boxing? i know okay listen i know is the joke but the suggestions that are like
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107.78
performance 520 something? i can't remember exactly. it was pretty good though. i feel like i'm not like a hundred percent yet but like the strength that left my body last week is like starting to return. i don't feel like i have brain fog anymore. i was like pissed off last thursday. i think it was like that you know what happened and it's almost is more sad than anything else. i think the norovirus like
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but i'm dumb right now and that's pissing me the fuck off. first stream in what, it's like four days? after a week in which we streamed two days? the week in which we had norovirus, some other respiratory illness as well. people come in, hey hope you're feeling well. by the way are you ever gonna play this game? i don't fucking know. it's been three seconds, just relax. i have no clue.
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4179.76
six days of it with a child when the daycare was closed and also i had norovirus like i lived i didn't almost die. i said i lived there's two different things that's what i'm saying. i think she kind of she crossed the line
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it's all it's a reply that explains it your third at has to wear this and it's like a bayonet address okay, as humorous i suppose how droll if i was gonna wear that i probably would have run i would have run it the day after the norovirus cuz i was looking a little cut up honestly nowadays i had the opportunity to put a little bit of the meat back on kate has gone live. okay, i'll send you over there. i
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the man came up with the bits. it's just the people who are like, you know, okay, now we're getting too far into it because well, there's like, there's a lot of stories here because what i was gonna say is, you know, i was when i had norovirus, i was watching hbo on the couch while my daughter was like watching something on her ipad. i was bawling my eyes out watching the anthony bourdain documentary. that was an affecting piece of media. so i'm not an anthony bourdain disrespecter. but he went through the shit
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i love dicks and then the chatter goes what and then ryan's like i'm joking i'm joking unless and then people are like flipping they were like oh okay please didn't turn gay oh i see didn't turn gay for korea vacation it's because he got norovirus he was he got norovirus and he was shitting
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i remember i asked him how bad was the norovirus and then ryan said, let me just say that i'm glad that you weren't at home. and i was like, oh no! and then ryan said, i basically just sat on the toilet the whole time. and i was like, oh! did he share his journey of norovirus, chad? he must have, right? yes, he was basically dead.
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7947.54
do i get a super cut for norovirus segment for nl? okay sure. wait, is okay sure mean like there is or okay sure i will make one? i can just pull them from the compilation of that week. oh no. i will make one for you. thank you very much. you're my hero. i will watch it and i will make a comment and i will give you thumbs up. sam and ella and the camp campobacter.
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7982.06
he do be like collecting all, right? salmonella can't pull back the norovirus. i mean like... ooh, he got you. he got you! damn, son! gotta see how the life insurance checks pen out. same, brother. how come when i say it, it sounds like i'm about to murder him? but then when you say it, it's like you're actually worrying for him? it's kind of like... it's not fair, is it?
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127.84
did communicable illness from the daycare and i'm like, oh fuck it, please. after we cleaned it up i was like i de loused myself because i'm like my ass is not getting norovirus again. please god.
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194.44
please god, don't be norovirus. oh, don't be anything more serious than norovirus either, but please god. at least with norovirus, it sucked really bad. but it is like a 48 hour thing. i guess it could be worse than that.
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oh, so did you guys get norovirus too? and she was like what? oh no, my husband was pretty sick but i didn't get it. and also like they were friends with another daycare family and they were like, their husband got it but the wife didn't get it either. and i'm like what the hell? sexist virus only infects men apparently.
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246.98
miss andrist, so true. also apparently you get no immunity. like when you get norovirus you have immunity for like a month afterwards and then after that like as few as three virons can make you get norovirus again. god i hate men. what the? what did i do? i didn't do anything. how much weight did you lose on norovirus?
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in a way, i was talking to some of the other daycare dads that are old daycare about this. it was about when kate was away in korea and he was like, how are you doing by yourself? and we agreed i'm going to die. and i almost did die because of the norovirus, but we agreed that it's actually in a way it's almost easier when you're by yourself because on a mental level,
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139.52
at which point i was okay. relatively okay. too much fun on friday? no, i was hit by an invisible bullet with some kind of virus on it. i just keep saying it's norovirus but like again i'm not gonna make this like a canadian medical system thing again. i think this is just the reality of food poisoning or like short
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viral or bacterial infections, you're supposed to, legally speaking, you're supposed to report any cases of norovirus to like the canadian public health authorities so that they can track outbreaks. how the hell am i supposed to track norovirus when by the time i could even get to the hospital to figure out if it's norovirus, i would have no symptoms left?
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1777.94
we gotta trade customers! sorry, i had a little burp. it's hard to tell if it's a norovirus burp or a coke zero burp. that's a coke zero burp. we go again. what is up with this? why does it look so wavy, bro? it's like, it looks like one of those, like, you know when you see like a picture of the earth but they slice it so that it folds into a globe instead of folding into a cylinder? like, it looks like that. let me think about this. 15 ounce can of chili.
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that i can't remember now. then he went away for like five years and then he was in in bruges, then he went away for another five years and he came back and exclusively did your ghost lanthimos films. so if you see colin farrell as the top billed actor it should narrow it down for you. if you have the year as well you're in a great spot. loki though rizzler listen where you know what it's like so i again i don't know if it was norovirus but it was some kind of
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bowel movement in the litter box. is it possible while i was scooping it, it got vaporeus made it into the lungs or into the mouth and thus entered the digestive tract? anything's possible. or could it have just been a little norovirus that started a few days earlier at the daycare and finally filtered over to me? i don't know. i'm going with pizza place salad.
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i'm saved and then your dumb ass doesn't study the next night either because you're like if they're sick by on that day they'll probably be sick on the next day, but then they're back the next day and you're like what the fuck how did you do that? no, no coke zero burp. don't worry. ew gross, bro. that's a medical burp i had norovirus this weekend get over it. that one was for fun. you could say fuck me for that one. okay, i
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1369.20
that was my seventh most listened to song, okay, of 2023. and almost all of it, i'm pretty sure, was when kate was in korea and my toddler got norovirus, like the day that she left. and then i got norovirus like two days after that. so the answer is a lot of pain, okay? i didn't listen to duncan sheik's barely breathing too much after january.
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