Quotes about “no msg”
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8417.54
north america is like self hating mayonnaise makers like everywhere else like you are a salad in japan there's some lettuce a can of corn and mayonnaise. oh, i got it. but the mayonnaise is so good was it like very vinegary? no, it's got msg in it. yeah y'all know what fry sauce is right? yes, it's russian dressing ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together it was russian
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5915.78
he's still trying to shame me for the whole headache thing. no, i'm not! what's the headache thing? the msg. he didn't believe my mom has headaches from msg so he was like shit talking about it. there's no need for past tense there. i still don't. but that's okay, we can agree to disagree. your mom fakes headaches? no, she doesn't. i'm not saying she fakes headaches. ryan told me that she did. i'm not saying she doesn't get headaches, i'm just saying.
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4638.74
which i was surprised by. yeah, i grew up in the era where everybody was like, you know, our chinese restaurant has no msg and you're like, well, i don't want to go to that place. it's got msg. turns out msg is just like actually even more delicious salt.
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4696.76
just sprinkle some sprinkle some crack on it. that'll do it sprinkle some crack on and get out of here johnson case closed um yeah, no it makes me want to kind of get some and put some msg why not dude i'm not gonna stop you if you want yeah, i've never i don't think i've ever tried it no this fucking cups a joke man the cup is a lie i
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5779.12
you know, gyu don, ramen, exactly. the freaking yoshinoyas there were so good. that's like their fast food. but, when japanese cuisine tries to copy western cuisine, it's the most abomination food ever created on planet earth. yeah, i agree. because it's not msg, there's no chemical.
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4678.440
which i was surprised by. yeah, i grew up in the area where everybody was like, you know, our chinese restaurant has no msg and you're like, well, i don't want to go to that place. it's got msg. turns out msg is just like actually even more delicious salt. yeah, pretty much.
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4725.380
i'm totally like, this tastes way better than just like plain ground beef cooked in a pot should taste. what's your secret? he's like, well i got a bag of msg from the asian grocery store that i just throw in basically everything. just sprinkle some, sprinkle some crack on it. that'll do it. sprinkle some crack on it and get out of here johnson. case closed. um, yeah no it makes me want to kind of get some and put some msg.
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2475.12
but if you think you have an msg allergy, more power to you. that's more monosodium glutamate for me. but i will say when we go back to my hometown, there's a restaurant, like a chinese restaurant downtown that advertises no msg on its sign. like it's 1995. and i will never go there. that's like going to a restaurant that was like, no salt! absolutely not. i want the food to taste good.
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4829.56
it had like mint flavored juice or like lime flavored juice. you pop it and then it goes like right in your mouth. that's a weird thing. i kind of like that stuff except later i found out it has a nutrasweet or some kind of artificial sweetener. gives me a headache. the only msg i like is madison's. oh come on cockets! slap that guy. wins every game. yeah bNL you suck. get good. you're getting a pretty nice tie for five there. that's not great. not too bad. no man. instantly killed.
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1529.08
that will proudly have a sign on their door that says like, no msg. and it's all marketing man! msg, there was a little scare in the 80s, that people were allergic to it, it causes cancer, gives you headaches, some people are allergic to it.
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1570.54
they get a certain prestige from it or something like that, or you know, it gives them something that they want in their lives. i guess is what i'm trying to say. msg is like just a harmless... a harmless food additive. and it makes stuff taste delicious! people will be like, oh i don't like the taste of that, there's too much msg. yo, you are missing out, dog. that is just terrible dodging on my part. admittedly, you know, i'm sure i'm gonna get a hundred comments here that are like, i'm allergic to msg! okay, if you actually medically are. no problems, man.
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1599.12
poor lady, doesn't matter. but i think most people, if you're skipping msg because you think it's bad for you, you are missing the heck out. i hope i'm not scientifically ignorant here, but i would rather go to a chinese restaurant that does not have a sign that says no msg on the front. because msg is very commonly used to make things more delicious. even if it is a little bad for you, you know, too much salt is a little bad for you, but you still gotta have it.
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7080.30
what do you mean? of course, the first thing you see is the highlighted stuff. if only i knew what that one porn website was where whenever austin talks they always spam the link. i don't remember it though and then i say what's this? no that's monosodium glutamate. yeah, that's the one. i'm not gonna read it out loud though. it's msg.
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7160.52
is being a normie sort of like being an atheist to a certain religion? you're like a normie within a certain genre, the same way you're an atheist to various gods individually? i have no idea what that means. all i know is that iregis for life, dude. nah, if you actually do look up that code, you'll get msg, because that's like the european science code or some shit for msg.
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960.98
looked at all those chinese restaurants that had like big neon signs that say no msg. i'm like, well, i'm not eating there then. that was a great qualify. it's like a restaurant advertising like no salt. we don't use salt in our meals. okay. now pick a chain that we can make fun of. all right, i get it. you're tim hortons. i could have told you that from the sign, tim hortons. carmi puts msg in his italian beef sandwiches.
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