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i'm doing the guys chasing me for a hundred years and i can't get them. oh yeah, that's good. what's your hp like? uh, three and a half. oh, you're fine. oh, i haven't taken damage, it's just i can't kill any of them because they keep overlapping and then i can't finish off any. you'll be fine. i'd like a really good. what is this one? oh, the d fucking 10. oh, oh i killed one. kill two. no. it's all good guys, don't worry, we got the d 10. killed two.
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but it's by no means a must see. i watched like thundercats. i mean that's kind of the same era, right? right, but i'm speaking specifically about... gi joe? no, i mean, but like you're saying it's fucked up i didn't see transformers. it's not like i didn't watch any cartoons or something. i mean as a kid i'm just surprised you don't have that... it didn't appeal to me. it just looked like a really obvious marketing attempt. i mean maybe they all are, but that one seemed worse to me personally. i have no response for you, sir.
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let's call this the nlss jerk show. we could have a circle jerk. that's on another website actually, dan. that's the after show. i mean, i want to get up. bro ghosted this other ghost man. i did? oh no. survived because of the he got rekt. hello cat. hey, did you guys see any twitchcon pictures of the real kappa? yes, dude. several. do you ever feel like he looked like a
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off them. you mean not mountain people, people who live off the mountains. no, like people who live off the nourishment that the mountain provides. like mountain people. you've never heard of mountain people? like they get the water from the snow at the top? they get the water from the snow. yeah, there's probably some of them. i don't know any, but i'm sure they're around. i was just wondering. you have a message you want me to give them? i was wondering if you've ever seen them before.
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hey, one read the movie. no bar. and there was another one in there pacific. i'm gonna say pacific salmon fisheries. thank you very much for the description. you know that i like that movie. i like that movie too. you know what i like pacific rim feels like an old time like 80s action movie. that's what i like about it. it doesn't make any sense to me.
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no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better.
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for halloween it should always just be catacombs in downwell. sounds good to me. so spooky. i thought i couldn't love halloween any more than i already did, but you have proven that wrong. so spooky on halloween. i gotta be real with you. you know, if you like halloween, that's super cool. don't let me rain on your parade. i do. halloween is like my least favorite time of the year. no, that's not true. st. patrick's day. st. patrick's day is 100 times worse. alright.
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i really only like original. i kind of also do only like the original too. it's just like the matrix movies. yep. one bit please? what does one bit palette look like? it's all white. oh man. like on black, but it's like every other shade that isn't white is also white. that sounds visually confusing. i don't think it's any better than the regular one. also i didn't describe that very well. i get it. when you said all white i thought it was like a joke. no.
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but then we were like looking around and there are people who were like i've been on standby for two days in this airport and we're like i think i'd rather just be gone. yeah, but yeah, they were like it was the most over the top like airport thing i've ever seen they're like we're gonna give you $800 cash and that that got people talking no question. i imagine it would. i wonder if you have any bargaining power in situations like that
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the prime minister of uganda and i'm like, what are you talking about? he doesn't have hair. he's the same person obviously. doesn't make any flippin' sense. you like aqua as your favorite color? no. normal. i forget which one aqua is. that's just the blue version of the same... yeah, it's like matcha but blue. yeah, aqua's pretty nice too.
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and also what's up with the symbolism of bounty like you need a lumberjack to clean up your fucking spill on your counter? it's kind of overkill isn't it? i don't think it makes any sense to be honest with you. or is it the lumberjack that cut down the trees that got turned into the quilted picker upper? he got the he got turned into a paper towel. no, i mean he cut down the trees he's just there to administer that the trees get properly turned into paper towels. oh i see. that's his one function in life, and he loves it.
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that land is not gonna be there pretty soon, nick. i would advise you to stop building on it. it's my land, i'll do what i like. this is not gonna get any better up there, down there. oh no, he wasn't kidding. the land is gone. i was not kidding, i'm putting all my emphasis on this land.
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so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting.
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oh i can kick it around like a hockey puck. oh wait, are you talking about uh, you got little gertie, that item is awesome. it's like a cute little marshmallow. that eye is cute as a button man. i wanna play isaac hockey with it. these red ghosts are shitty. yeah they're pretty nasty. i've got no eyes but i must shoot. like my head is just a ball. yeah, you can play that game. i got the all stats up and shuffle thing. probably not too good. that's experimental treatment. could be worse. if they made that any better.
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who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on.
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everybody loved each other. you shouldn't wear a tire. better place to live. will you, uh, car? pardon me? where's my laptop? that's pretty good! i don't like that. i can't snort anymore, i give up. do your water sound instead, that'll work for a snort. i'm not drinking any water! he has his water sound today, so you know it's coming. no, he did it once actually.
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have you talked to him within the last hour? no, i was here with you. just sayin'! oh, here's the october dlc for rock band. what do we got in there? i don't like any of this. still watchin'. weird al yankovic, my own eyes. they do have love in an elevator now by aerosmith. they don't have, they don't know. now it's love in an elevator, livin' it up while you're goin' down. that's the one.
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who's that? i made a movie about him, i guess. have you ever seen any movies? i guess not. when you put it like that. wait. i couldn't move, i was stuck. nick shot me in the back. no, snoop doggy dog and dr. dre have got your back. no they do not! they have each other's backs at best. man, nick. we really won this one. yeah, nick. no class in those right now. fuck off, robomod.
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i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit.
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but i don't know. i would probably be like 459 and then i'll get like mom's knife holy mantle in the same room. gotta do it then. sounds pretty awesome. i guess i couldn't really complain. mama's the cat. we're taking anything with luck. oh no, burning basement, curse of darkness. this is playable. i can't see any enemies but this is playable. wow, you say curse of darkness in the burning basement? that's like...
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i feel like there should be a toggle somewhere that's like, here's one for colorblind mode and here's one for photosensitivity. you guys need to be okay again. so i was thinking for the womb, the creep on the womb floor is like nearly indecipherable for people who don't have any colorblindness. for the people who do, it seems like no, that's just not a thing. game's throwing health at me all of a sudden. what the hell is that? it looks like a shark's fin. shark's fin. is it a trinket?
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just one of those happy little things that you find in the background. it's just kind of gonna help you run out a little. substantially, are we gonna be happy little trees. cash going here. you can unlock the secret on this run? no, probably. as long as it doesn't require beating hush, that's what, uh, that's all i care about. i had a rules card and it was like, deny his gifts to obtain the true reward. and i was like, yeah, there you go. all right, who's gonna beat, uh, lost, greed mode, never picking up any items? oh, deny it's probably like, uh,
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don't do it angel rooms just like devil rooms nah, man do greed mode without taking any items as a loss guaranteed fuck that 100% and yet the fight hush as well somehow which we don't even know that's possible yet but maybe if you take no items it'll it'll make the whole other arg just to get the item that lets you fight hush and then you've got to do it anyway. i love these oh i do too. i love these 2.0. oh
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i guess i can just like... oh wait, what's the point? this doesn't give us any extra benefit here. i used the blue hourglass after i fought the angel. it just gave me... i just get to do the room over again. yeah, i keep wanting to believe that that somehow helps you, but it just never does. i thought maybe i'd get a value there. or i thought maybe you give some money to like, the beggar, and then you go back in time, and then you have your money, but he'll keep his values, but no, they actually reset.
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and edward snowden. and introducing... edward snowden. sounds like a south park episode. and edward snowden. the nutty defector! yeah, okay. that was a good one, chat. i'm sure that that one won't ruffle any feathers in the chat. oh, sorry, kefka. i actually did see that you resubbed and i just forgot to shout you out because we were talking at the time. but thank you very much, kefka. there's no way i'm touching this shit. i wouldn't fuck this boss rush with your dick.
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i mean, i'll start like a kickstarter for $10,000 and if it makes that i will fly out to vancouver on a weekend and we'll make it happen. the whole kickstarter will just be for a plane ticket. yeah, i guess like i don't get any say in it. that's okay. no. why is this game so loud?
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okay, i just made it past 3,000 feet. gotcha. oh, i don't have any way to determine the scale, so i don't know if that's a lot or not. i have no jump jars, so like, it's probably gonna end soon. oh, you don't need jump jars. i do. more like chump... four chump char... jars. chump cars? charmander char! oh, was that it? did i die? yeah, 3,080 feet.
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five or six lives pajamas and rosaries like pretty friendly for my character. yeah. no that was it was helpful i would prefer like any damage at all though. yeah weird status. yeah pjs. i hope you be snugly. yeah, i gives you a lot of hearts i can't you can't use hearts. no, they're they're blue hearts though. oh, that would that would help you out. oh
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they were like, do you have any requests? and he's like, yeah, no claymation ever. he's all shit. miyazaki is like... yeah, they're not gonna say no to miyazaki, you know? yeah, it's pretty jerky, but i guess, you know, you are miyazaki, so... yeah, like dried meat. and every movie that's animated from now on will have minions in it. miyazaki loves me. everyone does. i demand... macaroni pictures. yeah? yeah. yeah, yeah, i gotcha. i remember. south park.
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it's encoding fine, it's not dropping any frames. ahh, that man, he hit it with like affliction. he hit it with affliction? yeah. dang. not conviction either. no, affliction. like a shirt. yeah. kate, what do you mean when you say why? most unconventional save. oh, i'm stuck on the ceiling. wait till you see my next goal. dude, you can just hang in the air for a really long time and just kick around. oh, the stream was pixely, okay.
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that was great. did you guys get the unreal tournament one? no, i already had it. ten times over. i got another warframe one. that's cool. why'd you get that again? a different one. i had the dragon one before, now i got the one that's like the side of a fist. josh can talk now because he's in the triple digits. i am. you made it happen. thanks dude. bear says, y'all wanna do customs or nah? you can get any of this, i lies. moon ball. alright, i kinda like this one.
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you have delorean's badass. i like it a lot, man. it's a very satisfying $2 purchase. the hood is so shiny. did it come with any other cars in the back? no, it was just the delorean. he can't really customize that much either, so that's kind of disappointing. but overall it is pretty sweet. i mean, it looks cool. yeah. the hood looks like the front of my computer case. it makes me happy. just that you're all casuals. this might be my favorite. all gigantic max. okay, so we're doing beach ball again. yeah.
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it's like less than 10. i think that's an unreasonable request in any circumstance. people die in their tub every day. yeah, but i don't take ads in their tubs. you could. i can guarantee you you wouldn't die if i locked you in my bathroom. now does that sound safer than going to the gathering of the juggalos now? no. i mean, going to the gathering of the juggalos sounds safer than that for sure. mm hmm.
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i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost
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right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck.
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i feel like almost more often than not now i run into either a d100 or a d4. so it's like most runs are so freaking amorphous. yeah, no, i agree with you on that one. actually on this one, i d4 or d100ed an item room into the d4, d4'd and then pick up the d100 again. nice. he's getting a little out of control on the rerolls. this is such a weird run. i don't do any damage, but my tears look so cool.
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now i shoot lasers from every orifice. i love that just keep rolling just to stack transformations like i'm an angel steven babyface like craziness, i love when you get the angel angel transformation you get the blank face. it's creepy. oh well, that freaking tumor shows up though and ruins your fun. yeah, do i try to fight isaac like this? oh, it seems a little spooky. are you spooked over there? i'm a little spooked. i don't have any hp man. no balls. oh
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oh, no! oh, fuck. we're all boned. oh, there's trombones! no, no, no, not me! i'm your friend! alright, yep, box, trombone. oh! i got a machine gun. no! that evolved very quickly. shit! never grab something quick enough that's any decent. i feel like i should hate that level, but i don't. sorry, what? i think you might have. did i get it? nope. one shy. god damn.
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he's wearing my face. oh my god, it's a direct hit! i used your body as a meat shield. oh, what is happening? it's... there's asteroids coming from the sky. i like red squares. it's my favorite roman candle. alright. so there's this laser that when any object passes through it, it'll cause it to activate. so if i just cause a spawner to make a bunch of roman candles that go through that laser, anarchy instantly. no!
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what is an ass popping? is that like a... it's like her ass is filled with saline or something and then it all just hangs out. oh, you're a... champagne picture? it's like a prolapsed... oh, okay. alright, i see that. no, no, no, no. alright. i don't want any of that. let the player vote. i like the word prolapsed. adam savage shows all got like 53, 55.
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mona lisa's b hole makes sense. this is mona lisa 2, right? mm hmm. the other one would be time travel. which is impressive in and of itself. mona lisa's b hole, 57 to 43. alright. hailing them all. that was close. your first decree after being named supreme ruler of earth. alaska goes to canada its rightful owner, or no pants, no problems. yeah, i would not like to wear any pants anymore forever. isn't it already no pants, no problems?
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but there's some cool moms knife synergies. moms knife gets a bad rap, man. does it really though? yeah, i mean, well, let's do it this way. if you could if you had one hp after you took the deal no matter what, and you knew you were never gonna get like any more damage, i would probably take moms knife. i think moms knife gives you a better chance of winning the game. but the range though...
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like positron tweeted and was like, i forget what he was, i wouldn't say man, but what he was complaining about. tyrone was like, well that's the decision that northernlion pushed for in the final version of the game. like i didn't have access man! i couldn't give you any feedback. he's throwing you under the bus for no reason. yeah, he's just throwing me under the bus to throw me under the bus. so you know, i'm gonna throw you under the bus as well tyrone. yeah, that's reasonable. he told me today they're patching war, so that's good. i told tyrone
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think about it, isaac, now. do the golden hearts count for any extra hp in any way? i believe when you get hit, you lose the heart container underneath it as well. like, you don't lose the container, but you lose what it was filled with. so it was just kind of transparently there. it wasn't actually anything. i think so. yeah. i just thought... cobalt made a comment the other day that made me question that, and then i wanted to look into it more. i could be mistaken. i haven't had the golden heart that many times. me neither. no. half a dozen or something like that, but...
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can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again?
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penguin os, thank you very much for the subscription. i remember a youtube comment when i had done a minecraft video years ago and someone sort of presupposed that if i have any involvement with minecraft that i would know and be very involved in the roblox community. and i didn't know what that was. what? is there like a say no to ro. alright, she's a nice lady. say nay to a.
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alright buddy. just sitting there. you could have gotten ripper onied. oh no! that's what you get for sitting there. i would be very incredulous about any person offering me meat sticks. if somebody came up to me and offered me a single apple, i would absolutely not eat it. there's a razor blade in that shit every time. a single like, unwrapped apple. that's the most suspicious food for a stranger to give you. a single piece of fruit definitely is up there. and yet halloween happens all the time with that.
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i know, but like they don't do nearly as many shows as the canadian ones so they're just like taking the day off to work with all these damn companies. yeah, that's stupid. they should just invest more and not help any of them. like youtube now works. dragon's den does literally air about... they probably film like eight or nine episodes an hour for television. right, and they should. it's no shock. oh god, i'm gonna die. don't do it, man. i'm at a half heart! you can't live long enough to make the d12 worthwhile so you can reroll a kid's frog into some red poop. this floor sucks!
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well, that's a small improvement. that's the name of my dick! i can't really justify going after you here since you're having some trouble getting around. oh, come on. i can take it. alright. i'd do the same to you. if you had to fuck any fast food mascot, which would you fuck? wendy. wendy is like 9 in that picture. fucking asshole. no, no, no, i'm talking about commercials, wendy.
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