Quotes about “nine coke”
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i want you to have the level of confidence where you're like, this tastes so much like coke zero. i can't not say coke zero even though this is like the eighth one in a row. or there might be nine diet cokes and one coke zero. or i might hit you with five straight coke zeros and five straight diet cokes. you really think given the fucking the intellectual mix up that i'm hitting you with, you think you're still getting 100%?
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5107.22
i don't even understand, maybe mal for sips you'll understand this one. i get us going on it. i'll get us on a front nine here. no, it's a new one. it's a new one. hey man, we got to refill the coke. it's out of flavor. what are you talking about? i just refilled it, but it doesn't taste like anything. and then it's steve harvey looking like somebody just said the f word on the family feud. it's a covid joke.
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3108.76
and don't even get me started because this is like such an american thing. i'm putting your whole country on blast. people who drink like nine bud lights a day are like googling like, how many sparkling waters a day is bad for you? like it's insanity. the stuff that's already ingrained in our culture as like, oh, this is fine, doesn't have to go through the same scrutiny that new stuff does. and it's illogical, man. two coke zeros a day is totally fine. i'm not a nutritionist, but i'm comfortable making the choice for myself.
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966.96
hate you we're not going to play dual cast yet. i want to stack up as many of these as possible there goes buffer okay, you in 21 damage ain't that ain't no joke i'd like to buy the world a coke okay seven damage coming in again we don't need to get through this without getting hit. it's mostly you know without dying ideally we're about to take nine more damage. i'm a little anxious about this i
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1199.20
i'm part of the 0.01% of the population that has a genetic mutation that makes all vegetables taste like poison to me. you're actually, it's a problematic take to suggest that you should eat vegetables. and then i'm talking about having two coke zeros a day. and they're like, oh, you should never do that. brother, what are you talking about? doesn't make any, what are you eating? inevitably, it's always like nine protein bars a day or something like that. i'm into natural foods. i'm not into like artificial foods.
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104.90
you know, they're like, wouldn't it be funny if i made a drink tier list and put food on it or something like that? but a lot of them were also, they would have like coke but no pepsi, but then nine brands of yerba mate. and i'm like, this must be a regional difference thing. but this one seems reasonably representative, i should say. i will say, here's how i'm gonna edit my tier list today, okay? s is gonna be, drink it daily or
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1324.92
while i was flying home, my first flight, i had an old fashioned, you know, you could do that on a plane now. yeah. and second flight, i was like, i went to go get another one and i was like, man, it's like nine in the morning. everyone's gonna judge me, so i got a diet coke. just say it's a fancy iced tea. no, if the guy like looks at you, the guy sitting next to you, just say, oh, you just got back from like hong kong or something like that.
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giving up on the vague idea of living better and instead accepting that my body is a tool that my brain can use to experience positive sensations. you got to limit it a little bit, of course. you might even have to limit it a lot because the tendency is to steer into the skit and approach oblivion. but you can always just have a coke 10 instead of a coke zero and then exercise for an extra nine minutes.
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864.90
i never woke up with a sore throat. i got like minimum six and a half hours of nice sleep every night, possibly up to like nine hours of beautiful sleep every night. never lost my passport on that. okay, sure. true? yeah, like you... i don't know man, it's kind of a debuff. or a buff, i guess. you don't drink anymore? oh, i was drinking a lot. coke zero, diet coke, depending on what they had. a little bit of water now and then, mostly coke zero though.
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4076.70
that's a great idea. i still think they need to make like a beer zero. like they managed to take the calories out of the coke. how hard could it be to take the calories out of the beer without making it non alcoholic? alcohol is just pure energy? yeah, so was coke man, but then they fixed it. science fixed it. so like why don't they just fix the other one? it's nine calories per kilogram.
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