Quotes about “niece card”
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something about it just rubs you the wrong way. it's just, i'm not even like, not unethical, not immoral, just like, i'm like really? didn't your niece pop like a $200 card or some shit? yeah she's 11. she did. that pissed me off man, i wanted that one. oh so you're age gating, you're age gating. wow gatekeeping a child from enjoying cards from a children's game to play against cards from a children's game against another child.
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1246.56
pretty soon we're gonna be in like on a oh my great aunt twice removed tried to steal my credit card. my niece committed check fraud like it's just we've gone too far man. i survived the crime is actually top trash though. okay okay i'll watch it maybe i'll watch it.
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and then put up as much block as possible. i want to leave this fight with full hp. i hit my niece with chicken jockey and it lands every time. i guess i'm not a real one because i don't even know what chicken jockey means. i haven't seen the most recent trailer. yield damage to all enemies equal to barb. what if i was to instead just to ruin your life? is there a reason i can't play my card? have i been afflicted with something?
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