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that's that's pretty much in canadian thanksgiving. let's not forget about canadian thanksgiving and the start of the nhl hockey season alright sounds like a lot of good things lining up october is pretty sweet
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is he a big fan of john tavares? what's that? is he a big fan of john tavares? john tavares. who's john tavares? john tavares is probably one of the top ten centers in the national hockey league. he's the main litchpin of the new york islanders offense. torpington, thanks for the question. the only nhl player in san jose. david lynch. we just need to get that clear. i went to the canucks preseason game last week and they got scored on by brent burns. and i was like, god damn it, dan gheesling.
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i don't know enough about sports to really answer that. sorry. like don't they have... wouldn't that mean that they have like a lot of travel or something? that's the way it seems to me. like in the nhl it's separated by geography. mostly. yeah, yeah. new york's a pretty big state. yeah, but the mets play in like brooklyn or something and then the yankees play in like brooklyn. i don't know. queens maybe. shit. well that sounds like a lot of shit then.
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no, it's really not. it's just the way it is nl. i don't know, man. that's pretty much the answer i was looking for, to be honest with you. maybe it's like how we've got the representative bodies to vote for us? mmm. like the electoral college. yeah, like the electoral college. like however big the state is, they have to have a certain amount of baseball teams to represent it. i'm just surprised they're in different conferences. like, in the nhl!
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well, back where i'm from, this is not... but the nhl is like, you know, new jersey, new york, and the long island team are all in like the same division. that's okay. you know, they can like walk to each other's stadiums, so... seems sensible to me, but what do i know? i'm fine with it. i'm out of lives. this could be a loss, which would actually be the most rebirthy thing of all time. mm mm. to die on a lost run? just go for it, just win it. oh, i'm going for it like hard here, but...
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no, it's not gonna be ranked. are you gonna be upset? um, is there ranked mutators? no. then i'm not upset. okay. you think there's gonna be ever like a ranked hockey mutator? i hope so. is that what you really hope? i'm gonna go to number one. just like nhl 2k6. in what? ranked the best hockey player in the world. are you the best hockey player in the world? probably, yeah. so me and then...
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what the parents know there used to be an nhl player called boy tech policy the bear was either baby that was his nickname weirdly enough, and he was 84 years old what? all the time all the time every day does he still play nah? he was pretty good for a while and really one nhl player who's like 50 i
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uh, here's a question. are there any horse named nhl teams? no. oh, that's bullsh wow, you knew that in like a split second. there are the windsor spitfires, but they're like, they're not in the nhl. do they spit hot fire? is a spitfire a horse? i mean, i know it's an airplane as well, but i thought all airplanes were that's a palomino. i believe it's a dylon, actually? i don't get it. oh, dylon. yeah, he spits hot fire. yeah. i get it. it's a palisho. it's a 2002 memes, you know.
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we have the same christmas. when is canadian christmas? yeah, when's canadian christmas? it's the day of the nhl draft. the day of the dead? oh my god! this gun has plenty of ammo left in it. yeah, i believe you. what's the sweet thing that you eat? what do you mean the sweet thing for... gingerbread house? for dessert you have pumpkin pie? we don't put weird marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes. fuck, i need a weapon.
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are you excited? no, i mean i'm not really a huge fan of the blackhawks. they're rivals to the canucks in so much as it seemed that just won the stanley cup can be rivals to possibly the worst team in the nhl right now. but you know what, i'm always happy to see noteworthy stuff in the nhl, you know? and it's cool that, if i may say so, it's cool that he's not canadian. maybe he'll get, you know, it serves as a starter drug for some americans to watch. alright, that's a fair point.
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buffalo has an up and coming winning core once they mature they have some of the best center depth in the league yo i'm not saying they're like doomed for 35 years you freaking scumbags i'm just saying they're bad right now if they're not bad we have to redefine what is bad what are they like two bad teams in the nhl or do they exist in some middle ground we can't call it i don't want to look i'm not trying to hurt the feelings of sabres fans i'm just saying
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if we're talking about shitty teams, how about the 76ers? the 76ers are so bad at hockey they don't even qualify for the nhl. that's about as rad as it gets. i have heard that they are pretty terrible this year. you got a basketball team, nick? do i have a basketball team? well, i mean, not like you own it, but that would be pretty dope. mark cuban. outspoken owner. no, um, i don't really have a preference, honestly.
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my favorite movie is the one where the nhl officials said that brett hull's foot was in the crease during the 1999 stanley cup finals game 6. i found the, found the sabres fan. wait, there were two movies called 9 in 2009. one is 9 n i n e and was live action, the other was the number 9 and was animated, so i don't know which one they're talking about actually. thought i was so smart. wasn't that movie 9? that was like a, um, it was a musical, and it had several leading ladies in it.
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wait rob are you a jets fan? i'm a new york jets fan from football. oh there's more than one jets? no winnipeg jets. oh yeah okay. in the nhl but nick don't do that. jets? what? bitch please.
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northbound on a southbound freeway, look out. the nhl 99. yeah. yeah, man. you know that oh wait, no never mind. i just remembered that story i was about to tell. this isaac sucks. true. really bad at this. this isaac, you mean afterbirth? no, no, no, no. like the isaac that i currently am. this version of isaac that i was. he was bad. to the bone? i'm on the cathedral, we're making our way out there. 50 beers or 50 mcnuggets? that's not even a contest. definitely 50 mcnuggets.
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ea's gonna, we're gonna put him on nhl 17. oh man! he could make the emerging gameplay in nhl 17. dude, hockey would just be playing as a heart dodging pucks and shit. that would be amazing. wait a minute, so i don't necessarily need this. i fucked myself. not like literally, but like, you know. i don't care if he did, you're right. yeah, it's fine. i'm gonna turn off the webcam first, it's no big deal.
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did you hear about the john scott debacle? of course i heard about the john scott debacle. i didn't hear about the john scott debacle. who's john scott? john scott is an nhl player who, i'll just be real with you, this story's good, you'll like it, you'll get emotional. wait wait, i remember this. it's got some making a murderer shit in it, okay? why do you have so many first names? so john scott is an nhl player but he's not a superstar. he's like a grinder, who i would describe him as, a fighter maybe even, an aggressive
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player doesn't get a lot of points not traditionally considered an all star. the nhl does fan voting for the all star game and as a joke, but also because he's got a good attitude, the fans voted him in. and the nhl was kind of like, well you know let's be honest this piece of shit isn't an all star but we'll i guess allow it or something. but then he got traded and demoted so the team that like
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had him traded him to another team and that team didn't actually have a roster spot for them so they demoted him to the ahl and now the nhl is like well he's in the minor league so he can't what how can someone in the minor league play in the major league all star game? and it's coming out it might not be true, but the rumor is that the nhl and the team he used to play on we're kind of embarrassed that he got voted the all star game, so they orchestrated this like last minute trade
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carla's name is car. i need a car so it is true. it is a car. it's never thought of in that like yeah, it because the keeper that's pretty good that's like the john scott story and like it's pretty fucked up i feel like anybody that works in like something that has to care about public relations should just be like hey like millions of people both this dude in just let him play instead the nhl is run by a
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fucking idiots and be like this guy's not good enough to be in the all star game it's the all star game take it seriously you know and then yeah yeah basically like this dude got lost his nhl spot where he was making like 450 grand a year now he has to go play in fucking hamilton in ontario making like donalds in scandinavia blues it's like we just got cheeseburgers
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in a sandwich? no, in a pizza. wait, you asked me about sandwich, now you switch over to pizza. you're changing gears faster than an automatic transmission unit. yeah, i lost myself in that one. i stopped listening. you're better off. he got his bones wrapped. we need to pull some more lines from nhl 98. yeah, dude. oh, man! on the front of that bad boy right there. brutal slaying.
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you guys are dope. post a game. those pittsburgh pirates, no pittsburgh penguins, they're in the nhl, the championship. i'm happy for you, josh. as far as the eastern conference goes, you can do worse. pittsburgh's, you know what, sidney crosby's, canada's golden sun. 2010, never forget, overtime, golden goal beat america. live in vancouver. that was pretty sweet. watched that video once or twice a day. yeah? yeah.
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