Quotes about “newfoundland”
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which is better, dildo or alaska? uh, dildo is a real city. yeah, i know. that's a city. i was playing, like i knew that i had known this because i've been on the internet for a while, that dildo was a city in newfoundland. but then i was playing geoguessr and i had to get like real, you know, down to fine grain stuff in newfoundland and there it was, dildo. there are some really great places. it's there. the actual export is the grape. no!
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nick and his dildos. honestly, just pan over it. pan over all of ontario and that area and newfoundland. you'll just find some great city names. nick, ontario and newfoundland are very, very... no, i meant like because i said the retirement home thing so i was just going to two different places but i know they're not the same. i will pick that up. and i said and and not in. that's okay, yeah. who did it? pdils! thanks for the five months in a row. looks like our solar's working again. hooray! oh good, i mean... use a bomb.
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fish and chips, mary browns in certain places in canada and chess is just a newfoundland. dude, mary browns is delicious fried chicken. you know how i know cobalt isn't canadian? how so? how's that? because it's pronounced as a newfoundland. yeah, newfoundland. foundland. newfoundland. newfoundland. newfoundland. newfoundland. newfoundland. newfoundland. okay, newfoundland? okay. alright. well, you really pronounced the fin in there, but...
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i was never from the east coast. you're from the midwest of canada. you're closer to the east coast than most. you know what the midwest is? young and eggless. in the us, the east coast is different than it is in canada. we got so much more east than you guys. yeah. you got newfoundland. yeah, newfoundland. pei.
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okay, so apparently it's called placentia bay. which is placenta bay. it's close to placenta, yeah. that's what it is. placentia bay. there's a body of water on the southeast coast of newfoundland. there you go. moose factory. someone see someone melv is drinking right now. he's drinking some bottled vagina. orangina, man. you've never seen it. it comes in like a fake glass bottle. it's like dimpled plastic. i think it's real glass. you hear that?
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just like in case someone binds your wrists with one of those zip ties, you want to know how to get out of that. yeah, what if scotland invades canada? why would they invade us? they're gonna invade you, shippers. you stole their accent. what do you mean we stole their accent? newfoundland, man. we can invade newfoundland.
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or are they just kind of like against anybody who doesn't speak french properly to them? well i mean it's really only quebec and parts of new brunswick that you know are steeped in french. like nova scotia, pei, newfoundland. i would, you know, i can understand people in quebec speaking french much easier than people in newfoundland speaking english for the most part. they got their own form of dialect. they're always talking about the mummers and stuff like that and not... oh where you at?
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what does that mean? where am i at? they're like, you know, how are you doing? let's dissect the sentence doesn't make any dang sense. where ya at? it's like well you think about how's it going? i'm not going anywhere. i just got out here buddy. which is the one that you get bit by a cod and then you love it forever. that's newfoundland. yeah, you don't but you kiss the cod. you don't get bit by it. i thought they bite you sometimes. well, i mean, maybe you try to slip in the tongue.
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like the vikings used to sail to america. i was watching a documentary on the vikings sailing to newfoundland. i'm trying to concentrate! did you get zero penalties? yeah, i just went through the gate properly. i still came last and that was my personal best. what? josh, how did you get two penalties? i bumped the gate.
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i think we said it was in scotland though this time. tell me what you think about these? yeah, i thought it was an orkney, but that's the one where they throw where they uh shoot it at a boat. have you looked up molybdenum? did you guys know there's all right? i'll do it. it's newfoundland. i'll just say it.
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there's a part in canada where they have an event called the mummer's. once a year, everybody dresses as the opposite gender, and then they just go around to their neighbors' houses where the doors are all unlocked, and then it's like trick or treating for adults, but you just get shithouse drunk. wait, so the doors really are unlocked in canada? in newfoundland during the mummer's, yes.
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do they make mooses there? is that where you get them? oh my god, the stairs are so slippery. they roll off the assembly line and just fly down the hill. this is awful! didn't have the confidence. you need confidence. you gotta confidize. nick, confidize dude. it's the only way. that's the most horrific shit ever. i was actually gonna try and go for the tire, but yeah that angle's not right. what about bilbo, newfoundland?
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well, again, as i've said every single time this has come up, don't lump my shit in with newfoundland's shit, okay? newfoundland, and i love it, but it's like our florida. like if you ever hear about some crazy shit going on in canada, it's probably happening in newfoundland. what is? really? yeah, it's like, you know, i told you about the mummers thing, where like once a year they dress up in ladies clothes and then go get shithoused at each other's houses. yeah.
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texas is only bigger than three canadian provinces. suck on that shit, austin. that's huge! yeah, you just proved my argument! how so? because it's bigger than three of them! the provinces are in canada! yeah, look at freaking pei in newfoundland, nova scotia, new brunswick. answer the question! there's ten provinces and three territories? so it's bigger than the... oh, i was gonna say seven, i would have been right. yeah, but like, the three that it's bigger than, it's not divided equally.
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