Quotes about “never gone infinite”
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1139.40
you're going apples aren't nutritious and now what about carbohydrates my dog it's a freaking apple get off the internet. you've gone too far if you're on i'm not bad mouthing keto, okay? remember you're the one saying apples are bad for you you fired the first shot if you're on some kind of diet that is like i can eat infinite salami but i can never touch an apple
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3229.920
though where's the infinite how many people you think are gonna get sucked off on your cruise? literally, you're not even any of my business. that's fair. that's respectable guys. i think i've gone infinite i think this is it. i love it. why do i only have one? oh, cuz it exhausts. oh, i'm never gonna go infinite it's been a roller coaster man. i just like get 28 block at the start of every turn only i can die rocks
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6218.700
this city may never end, man. i shouldn't have used my building pack now that i think about it. i should have gone to another island, but we might just ride this one out and see how high we can go. like, i think we're going infinite. i'm receiving comms. they're saying, please stop playing the game. stop playing the game. you're making it look too easy. we're going to be... so many people are going to purchase it because they're going to think it's the easiest game of all time, and they're going to want to farm steam achievements, and then they're going to be mad at us because it's actually impossible, and you're making it look too easy.
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so that the jackpot is...our expected numbers of jackpots is like one and a bit. especially when you factor the coin in which also goes off one and five times. i think it means we've gone infinite essentially. can i just see...can i just get you just trigger the chili pepper once before i crash the frick out? just a single time? you've incremented it so much that it should be guaranteed at this point. oh my god and the calculator every time but the chili pepper never?
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1217.16
so we can never gain block again. he gets more vulnerability because of the hand drill, but we can never gain block again, so we have to kill him this turn. turns out that's not going to be a problem. i think in this case we can take accuracy. fights have not gone on long enough for us to be able to use infinite blades properly, but now that we might have one that goes a little longer, it's a different story. if you have no attack cards in your hand, draw two cards.
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673.40
i think versus act 2 especially. act 3 we usually do okay. most of our losses i think come in act 2. vault is like an amazing card. we're stance dancing bro. when you exit comm you get one extra energy. all we need is ice cream and then we're going... we got the infinite loop probably. guy who has never gone infinite? oh we're definitely going infinite on this one. huge. that's huge for a guy like me. honestly i sort of hate to do it but
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i think we're infinite, man. i've never done that in slay the spire. i must just be better at this. i don't think these are very good. i think i'm gaining stars, man. i don't wanna use my chrono token. hey, give me an artifact. we gotta go a little bit faster. it's already 212. this is getting ridiculous. i shouldn't have gone p. i should have held it. then i would have felt the urgency. you draw your cards, sack a totem. i wanna be here, so you sack this totem as well. i should have placed the totem first. oh, this is actually kinda rough, man. sack this totem, place the totem.
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1254.660
yeah. that's basically my chief skill. i think i could be hungry for like five days and not complain about it that much. that seems pretty good. no, it only seems like a lie because i'm in the land of infinite food right now, so i talk about it all the time. i've never gone without food for more than 24 hours except for maybe one time. i've only done that accidentally.
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3309.560
and we put another 6 and another 4 in there. and it never ends, man! it never uses a charge because of conch. you can just do it forever! i forgot you can also cast your ritual and you can get your manifest vestige out here. i'm infinite! i didn't think it could happen. i've gone infinite, man.
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2008.32
you need your wraths up there. yeah, yeah, yeah. because then you can at least get one rushdown off it, possibly get to the second one. talk to the hand is pretty big too. judgment unnecessary, eruption unnecessary. the next thing is our other... okay, that's not so bad. don't get me wrong. but the next thing is our next rushdown. our next rushdown is the infinite capability, even though we've never gone infinite and i'm somehow like obsessed with it. okay, so go tantrum mode first.
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