Quotes about “naval oranges”
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nine naval oranges, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. yes, i would like a bag, please. i don't again, i understand why you're asking. it's like, you know, muscle memory and routine. on the other hand, i don't think you want me walking out here with all these loose objects. i'm gonna drop them all over the floor. i'll become a public health risk, maybe spill some liquids. i would like some bags, please.
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and then at the annual caveman summit, you end up going to like florida or something like that. and you realize that the cavemen in florida have been eating like beautiful naval oranges for their entire existence. and you're probably just out here like, really? you've been eating the tastiest food on the planet? i've been eating like raw sweet potatoes. it hardly seems fair.
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and like it's before the invention of fire and you're just living off like grass or something like that. and then at the annual caveman summit, you end up going to like florida or something like that. and you realize that the cavemen in florida have been eating like beautiful naval oranges for their entire existence. and you're probably just out here like, really? you've been eating the tastiest food on the planet? i've been eating like raw sweet potatoes. it hardly seems fair.
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yes, dude, dude, no one else know it. god, we had a similar experience. well, not similar, but another negative experience at a self check out the other day. we were at tnt and we had like we were in the produce department. we found like these just massive mandarin oranges. they were like they were insane. like and i'm like, oh, i wonder how those are typically, though, the bigger they are, kind of the worse they are. true. true. we're like they look insane. like they look fake, right? they're like the size of a naval orange, but they're a mandarin. it's crazy.
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