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like look at this thing. what even is that? it's like a trapezoid in the middle. the earth, when the earth globe is centered on nauru, it looks like a planet that's not earth because there's no land. i mean there's land but it's australia. anyway, so it's 11,000 kilometers away. take me to panama.
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928.20
it's 180 kilometers from panama. that was great estimation because we knew that bermuda was 13,000 kilometers away. so we pulled it back here, but it's not adjacent. it's because it's honduras. it's nicaragua. oh, he's crazy. that's a good one. especially considering the out of left field guess to begin with. nauru is three miles across. that's crazy. can you imagine being like a middle distance runner?
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like this looks like the arctic man. is this like easter island? is that even a thing christmas island? south of christmas island? what? this shit is like antarctica, bro. nauru. clearly i have no idea where the fuck christmas island is. antarctica? it's north of antarctica. that's helpful. this motherfucker encompasses the entire pole of the earth.
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go skiing in new zealand. i think i'm pretty sure we do like a cultural exchange it's like the prisoner exchange from die another day like they send over like 10,000 new zealand snowboard instructors every single winter and we send over like 10,000 canadian snowboarding instructors. what do you mean by that? go to whistler sometime. what are the other ones? nauru there's always nauru that's cooler my bad there's always palau
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if you live in america, it's okay to think america is like the center of the world. i'm sure there's people that live in like nauru who are like, damn, the rest of the world's jealous as fuck of our incredible phosphate reserves, you know? imagine living someplace that didn't have copious amounts of phosphates. imagine living in the united states where their phosphate production is substantially in a deficit to their phosphate production, man, imagine. but like the rest of the world, we don't really see it that way. outside of movies.
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594.420
didn't borat do this joke with kazakhstan? yeah, but nauru, unlike borat, was actually like, you know, they were big in phosphates, man.
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percentage of the world population that's left handed, roughly 10. distance in feet a slinky would cover if uncoiled and laid out flat, 80. percentage of citizens of nauru considered overweight, 50. days it would take to become a millionaire if you start at one cent and double your money every day, 26. calories burned chewing gum for an hour, 12. varieties of pickles heinz produces, 57. percent of life a cat spends sleeping,
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the earth, when the earth globe is centered on nauru, it looks like a planet that's not earth, because there's no land. i mean, there's land, but it's australia. anyway, so it's 11,000 kilometers away. take me to panama. it's 180 kilometers from panama. that was great estimation because we knew that bermuda was 13,000 kilometers away. so we pulled it back here, but it's not adjacent.
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1416.52
whatever. same shit. jet set radio future was the xbox one, right? we're doing okay today except for box office game and nauru that was like borderline impossible. okay, can you guess? three average guesses for this cover art. this is project diva f. i literally just don't have a guess. i don't have a guess so i'm skipping. this shit
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2276.60
vanuatu, palau, nauru, tuvalu, tongo, i know my world will get this. timor leste, marshall islands, thank you so much. it sounds like you were gonna go off on that animaniacs song for a second. armenia. geography freak. my world will freak is insane dude. what is it?
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1283.58
tempt is the word. metal! the end's in sight but something's wrong. petty. petty. petty. that's a u. there we go. that was a horrible performance. oh man, that was embarrassing. minute 2 for the mini. we're getting all those cognitive systems back online. takes a bit. hmm, nauru?
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1327.40
it's 13,000 kilometers away from nauru. that's good in a way. morocco, that's warmer. simple as. togo, that's cooler. okay, maybe up in here, maybe a little latvia. that's even warmer still. okay, maybe south then. maybe croatia, warmer still. maybe moldova, warmer still. maybe...
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1401.02
the mystery country is lebanon. he's goated? i mean it took 11 guesses but i didn't start with nauru. not too bad. listen there's a little luck that goes on in globla. don't at me. terrible first guess. not if it was right though. this is a country in africa that is called mauritania. this is a country in the middle east called oman.
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990.98
holy crap. italy's shape. boot. polynesian island nation. nauru. like a proverbial nest. empty. president who wrote the memoir a promised land. obama. that extra little something. sounds from an owl. hoots. we're gonna get it. don't worry about it. don't go. stay. it is samoa. that extra little something. oomph.
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1243.90
south of christmas island? what? this shit is like antarctica, bro. nauru. clearly i have no idea where the fuck christmas island is. antarctica? it's north of antarctica. that's helpful. this motherfucker encompasses the entire pole of the earth and they have the audacity to say it's east of that. okay, east of the capital of antarctica. alright.
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