Quotes about "my way or the byway"

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸1⧸15]

Librarian Fri Oct 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

1182.720 buying the spirit heart was an investment in you becoming an underdog exactly as everyone's now mad at you grosser funny way, and now you need to go to the cheesecake etc on granville and sixth i don't like cheesecake no, but cheesecake whatever you just said is the best apparently it's not gonna change my mind you know i mean sometimes i have cheesecake. i go yeah, this is like alright for cheesecake, but i don't really like cheesecake i'm not gonna say the cheesecake is bad. i know it's beloved. it's just not my style i Search ↗
2179.120 i also just like never watched the disney channel at all. oh, she's everywhere now though. she has that song. she's about looking good for you. which is really selfless, honestly. but i have a sneaking suspicion the song might be about sexual intercourse. nick is a rock, that's clever. oh my god, this boss. they're making me fight the mask of infamy by the way and i hate every minute of it here. is selena gomez the friday lady? is she? Search ↗
2247.180 hey, but one of our one of our local game stores is opening at midnight tonight just for like 45 minutes to sell boxes gonna be there you got to pick up your box right? it's exactly correct they have to pick up my box go to a midnight magic card opening i went to a midnight pre release last week stayed till 4 30 so going there for 15 minutes is like way better. oh Search ↗
3229.060 sweetie well, thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes play some rampage nights don't go anywhere and thanks for watching so far. i agree. thank you. you're cool people papa john appreciates you fucking the host get out of my way, dude he's just not opening ever there we go, you know what you've got to die i think when you kill a host and it's closed and you or you get hit rather by a blackheart or Search ↗
5220.340 called it perfect timing ah i can't turn back the other way cuz i'm a freaking crab still yeah, i don't think that's going anywhere my crab wore off or my mushroom wore off anyway. i don't think i was tripping i think i picked up a mushroom item i'm sorry. i picked up a crab based item. did you have your neen on cuz? then it's straight tripping. that's usually when you do that. oh, henrik's mean you're dead as hell. you can take that banana bread Search ↗
5574.960 it's brimstone again, exactly. i can't tell if it's the game or nick whistling. that's the way it goes, man. this is the game. every time. never been there. yeah. the freaking shields block the brimstone laser, of course. just hold up your wooden shield while this laser from the underworld comes and gets you. see what happens. makes my head feel kinda funny. can i whistle? no, all these color changes. oh yeah. yeah, makes my eyes wanna squint a lot. yeah. Search ↗
5989.920 i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe. Search ↗
9700.340 i am in my tomb! i'm gonna get him, just you wait. i'm gonna pull your freaking brain out through your nostril with a clothes hanger. oh! got him! i'm that way, how'd that happen? i got at him from the back. and now we're here. i hit at him from the back. i have a question for you guys. what's that? Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Tue Oct 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

356.800 you're all fantastic. look at this nerd thanking the people. yeah, i know. what's he thanking people for? like, he's either spending money to support my stream and my way of life. they didn't do anything. they certainly did. they clicked a button and they gave me money. that's a huge deal. that is kind of a huge deal. it's a game of nine. thank you for this. oh shit. exlumi up down all around. thank you for jsmith down. you're so much cooler than everyone else. Search ↗
1077.600 i don't even know what this name is, but i'm gonna take my time to pronounce it so that i don't make any mistakes. okay. also the total pack thank you as well, but this is big big black wapper drippin' widow one. did you say big black wobbler? whopper. oh, that's way less interesting. Search ↗
1356.220 that's the typographic way to do that joke. that's my dad's favorite scene, he quotes that mother father shit daily. gold member is a dad movie for sure. wait, is that sleep cycles? yeah. fucking love that guy. my dad fucking loves gold member as well. it's like a crowning moment of his life was when he saw a gold member. it's like a post gold member in a pre gold member epoch. Search ↗
1421.000 not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just... Search ↗
2358.060 furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem. Search ↗
3123.060 yeah? i'm about to fight the boss. where's he at? which direction? you're gonna look for bottom right on this one. okay, thank you. are you on the chest? no problem, boblum. you on the chest? no, we're both in the cathedral right now. oh, okay, i'll race you. okay. i'm gonna go back for the suicide king card, that way if i'm about to dial popit, they don't have to feel bad about wasting hearts. i think i come back as like blue baby or something? what is my plus one? oh yeah, the ankh. yeah, i got the ankh. i have the ankh. ankh eh! Search ↗
5655.980 does it just have to get wrecked? yeah, well no, they have to dodge the rocks. whoa, there were more guns than swords! the american way. and then, if the uh, if the players don't kill the people with the rock, like with the rocks in in just enough time, then a bunch of bombs fall down and kill them. if you want. that sounds pretty fun actually. wow! you're dead now. alright, i'm dead now. drink my drink. Search ↗
5996.000 ducks aren't birds, actually. ducks are mammals. they're mammals. ducks are citations. they're actually smarter than humans, some scientists have said. citations? yep. citations needed. those things that you see at the bottom of a wikipedia page, those are all ducks. what about seeing naked pictures of your mom? she's a duck too. does she have a labyrinthian vagina? nah, i was a duck. i didn't know, but i haven't found my way out yet. Search ↗
7422.920 rob, go to the doctor. no. it's fucking easy. how can these kill you, ryan? that's way more expensive than making your own beta. you like that? i hated it personally. oh, what? my door was open! you shot me into the gun! oh my god! we're all in this together! no! Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸7⧸15]

Librarian Thu Oct 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

1678.940 yeah, i'm gonna go try to get you guys swag. i'm just gonna try to get shit to give away and be like yo, throw me some codes. and that way it makes it all worth it for my channel because i get to go check out a game and i bring back, you know, christmas goodies. yeah, that's true. i'm done with that run. el finito. i am also almost done. i will load up a loss now. oh, yeah, you know what? i'm in the mood. let's do so. good practice for afterbirth. Search ↗
3936.840 that's pretty bad. let's put it this way. i'm so slow that i can barely if my positioning is perfect outpace the eyes that shoot lasers at you like they're lacking me one to one the whole time what are you gonna? do if you get a glob in or lust i? fucking yeah, just leave the game and quit thank you vinic or for the seven months in a row lucky number seven i Search ↗
4322.120 and slightly huger yes they're magic much for this is my magic much boys i can't get out of the way of these fucking gates open the gates i really hope that i don't have to go this way oh man we killed one don't fuck it up your eyes curious guys i'm looking forward to little girdlings being fixed whatever so many people's days or what's going to be the fix Search ↗
4545.580 i don't know. sometimes you know stuff. usually you know stuff. you played ftl, nick? yeah. you played ftl? yeah, it feels good. i love that game. did you ever unlock all the ships? no, i didn't get super into it to that level. i really appreciate the way the game was designed, but i imagine it would take a lot of hours to get good enough to do all that stuff. ugh, crystal ship. the bane of my existence. i hate it. alright! we won! hooray! that was, uh... Search ↗
5160.480 i very much enjoyed san francisco much more than la by the way, so... i like san francisco. we'll have a similar experience. i've been to san francisco a few times in my day. i like it. it's like a vancouver with a little bit of an extra scary edge associated with it. but that's cool because you'll say, hey it's a dive bar with like a bunch of old pinball machines. but also you may get stabbed. but... Search ↗
5508.840 yeah, this might be the end of me. i think i would get not only mugged but probably stabbed just for being me. you wouldn't get stabbed. if i had to pick anybody on the nlss for getting stabbed it would definitely be josh. josh. yeah. josh, i think i would pick gunpoint. josh would run or he would try something. he'd be like, i'm not gonna give you my money and then he has the most chance to get stabbed. i think the way it would happen with me though is don't offer to buy the weapon. Search ↗
5828.780 yeah, i was like, no, no thanks. we're happy to work this out in this arrangement, but like if you walk up and hand somebody money that just feels very odd. it does. very uncomfortable, i would advise strongly against that one. alright, i got an idea here. handshakes are fine. i really thought i was gonna be able to dragon punch my way over there after i completely botched it. what a move. i liked the hadouken at the end to try to recover it though. how am i gonna do this? Search ↗
6202.000 well, you got me down there at least. there's a worm orgy going on for sure. oh god, why do i have to be on the ends? i was on both ends. i don't have to tell you how this ends. yeah. sorry, it's just the way of things. i know, i had two of my worms on the furthest edge. that one chillin' down there by himself is in the best spot. yeah, you gotta boggy be that guy but we can never hit those. Search ↗
8518.360 uh, okay, he said oh god, he said blue screen to be back in three minutes. uh huh. uh huh. that's the way things are now. the way the cookie crumbles. you got a blue screen at death, huh? cookies crumble. i really do think that it's a motherboard thing. because that was happening to me when my motherboard was all fucked up. Search ↗
8995.120 otherwise if we go 10 seconds without some kind of freaking, uh, stimulation it's all gonna fall apart. uh, by the way, rob, you are america. like, i don't know if you can see oh! you're right. rob, can you hear me? i can hear you, yes. my display driver has crashed. oh, no. oh, boy. oh, disaster. yep, stream's down. Search ↗
9472.020 is anyone gonna bid on this one? i can't see it yet. okay, now i can see it. we also skipped the instructions and talked over them to the record. that's the end. i just want to point that out. alright. yeah. we're still bidding here. bidders real. i'll go wild on this one. there's no way i'm letting rob get that locker. yep. i didn't know storage wars was completely fake at my dream for shattered. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [10⧸29⧸15]

Librarian Sat Oct 31 Watch on YouTube ↗

885.300 you gotta aim differently as a result of it. i'm having a bit of a rough time with this fallen fight right now and i shouldn't be. well, on the bright side you won't get 80% of the way through it and then teleport out probably. yeah, that's definitely gonna not happen. it's pretty unlikely. unless i like pop the teleport card. i almost died on that fight. oh my god. Search ↗
2922.260 thank you for feeding into my god complex, by the way. if it wasn't for me, none of this would be happening right now. it's kinda true. thank you dinglechargesthrice, welcome back! thank you for the subscription. my countdown says 16 hours. alright. Search ↗
3239.320 i hated that the freaking headphone jacks didn't work properly so i was trying to listen to freaking terminator genesis which was an asshole of a movie by the way. i was just getting this high pitched screaming in my ear the whole time and i just put up with it because i had no other option. i think there's, i bat like 80% with those usually which is actually pretty bad but i've had some bad headphone experiences. i did watch inside out on the way over which is pretty good. Search ↗
3264.700 which i watched on the plane. this is like my favorite part of channel i watched the inside out on the way over and i watched terminator genesis on the web actually like inside out it was a lot better than i thought it was gonna be yeah inside out is one of my favorite movies this year when i'd said that to lynch he was like wow you're brave like to watch that in public cuz you probably would cry i was like i almost did but yeah, man me too. i Search ↗
4588.420 mean you should be the hell would anyone say that it's like it's just a salty breakfast meat there's nothing wrong with it sausages did nothing wrong eat the sausage. oh my god. i'm playing so badly to start with here that's okay, though try not worrying about combos like it all for a while and just shoot everything and see how long you can live that way okay, i'll consider it. i think it's a nice way to go. i have just died though. that's okay sausage is better than bacon. well, i mean, i think it's like 5050. oh Search ↗
5888.760 okay, that's pretty good. i'm gonna change my style mr. muse addict. thank you for the subscription as well have you tried levitate yet? mmm. is that a style? yeah, no, i've never never tried it should try it makes you a lot floatier and you can get combos way easier. that is good to hear actually. is it cheating? no, just a style. i mean cheating could be a style this is not cheating style levitate style Search ↗
6851.680 kid is just like business as usual. yeah, well your mask on and put mine this is my eighth shoot for this safety announcement today, so no problem in the event of a water landing everyone will just calmly pick up their freaking seat cushion and use it as a flotation device i still i size people up around me, and i'm like okay. who's gonna be if we have like a situation who's gonna be like grabbing their purse or their bag from the overhead bin who am i gonna have to push out of the way? Search ↗
9231.620 that was a great shot. oh no, i was just firing that! no! i got a little lucky there maybe. what did oh no! this thing! did you not compensate for the nuke? i didn't even see the nuke coming! it's the best way the nuke could be presented. oh my laser, i'll miss you! what the fuck are we gonna do about this thing? think fast. comin' for your ass. oh my god, is there a second one already? yeah, they don't do anything without a second one waiting in the wings. oh, full demolition! Search ↗
9612.860 i like getting into some weird shenanigans, you know? i also do not remember building this here, but i guess that's where it is. oh, are you lucky. come on, drill. you trying to take my diamonds? you know, actually i was, and then i realized you had your zone of influence in the way i didn't really think about that. oh, that's a big drill. you know what i could ironically really use right now? is a bombardment. Search ↗
9650.220 well, you're not getting one. that's probably fair. wow. let's stomp the shit out of my drill. wait. oh, you do have a bombardment in a different way. yeah, it's one of these. ah, i fudged it. all right, let's see how much damage we can do. i'm not very confident about this. i don't think the drill hit it. no, i don't think it did either, actually. strangely enough. drill goes right through? oh, no. full penetration. Search ↗
9891.480 how did it blow up? i shot it with another cannon before it made it all the way. okay. and there's another. that's right. i'm familiar with this strategy by now. yeah, you kind of just like overload them. that's the idea anyway. it's actually nice to have these floating turrets to just kind of throw another one in the distance somewhere. you know, it makes it easy to protect. oh shit. oh my baby. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸2⧸15]

Librarian Tue Nov 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

938.780 uh, like a ton. oh really? yeah. yeah right now my beam's really short and fat. i'm exactly the same. oh no i hit the button by accident because i'm stupid. nah that's... the button is like my biggest enemy in greed mode. that and not being able to reroll my run every single floor apparently. let's hit the button again. i mean i think this run is like pretty dope. i have no idea because i could just get to the final boss and then they're like by the way you got soy milk dunce cab. Search ↗
1935.380 yeah, i forgot some of the intrinsic parts of his character. death's chemist, thank you very much for the subscription. that's the defining characteristic of goldmember. it's like number one he loves gold, number two he's from holland, and number three he eats his own skin. yeah. i've never eaten my own skin the way he has. sounds pretty bad. yeah, it's alright. what's this? emergency contact. wait, he opened gates? to hell? holy fuck dude! Search ↗
2150.440 that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d Search ↗
2569.380 well, i'm liking these batteries because i keep using them to get crystal ball health. but then i have to keep fucking going all the way back to the item room so i can get my friendship box. it sucks. they don't sound like batteries to me, they sound like gooderies if you ask me. i feel like... that was actually really good. i like that one. i also like josh's reaction to that one, especially with it. Search ↗
2653.080 i like to think they're wrong. don't let them eat you. i'm going to, uh, well i got another fat battery. so i gotta go on to the item room so i can get my crystal ball and then grab my battery right before the boss room and then... more like a goodery. ...travel all the way back. oh my god, it didn't give me heart this time? it gave me a chariot? what is a chariot? more like a heart attack. god. Search ↗
7845.540 hey enel, my astronomy's ****ed him up. what do i need to know? my very eager mother just served us nachos. josh, there's just one thing i have to say to you. i would eat the booty like groceries. no honor! oh, you have a helmet on! wait, wait, wait, we gotta test this. choco, you're not on the hook for that, by the way. i did that for my entertainment as well. Search ↗
10282.660 what? that blew me up without you? i saw you come and had you tracked the whole way. nick's just making sure we end on time. oh, whoa! nice shot. great shot. oh my god. whoa. this is a wild round. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸4⧸15]

Librarian Fri Nov 06 Watch on YouTube ↗

683.780 should be using this way more often here. i think i forgot to shout out matt skaggs. thanks very much for the resub by the way. that was a little while ago though. so i got a new item. what'd you get? i was hoping hoping oh my god. i just walked out of the deal with the devil room without going in it. ooh. i've done that. i've done that my life before. i was hoping that one of you could inform me what it does. it is black powder and i leave black powder on the ground when i walk. make a circle. okay. Search ↗
1054.080 yeah, my interest yeah, i'm pretty pretty creepy pretty creepy. that's not the way those usually go yeah more interest now Search ↗
1856.460 it doesn't sound that weird. it's weird in a humorous way. i don't know man, something about it freaks me out. trying to put glitter ses in my mouth, like... geez. nick's talking about mom's box, i'm like what happened? this started the other day when somebody said daddy's cummies and i think you got really uncomfortable about it. you said it! no i didn't say it, somebody in your chat said it. nick came in his chat and he said cummies and i was like what is this guy talking about? i didn't know what he was talking about. Search ↗
1980.560 alright, what we're looking for is a shovel. we have the glitter bombs. we want the fetus okay? don't scatter bombs or or crickets or parasites so that our bombs split and we make more items why the shovel? the shovel so that when we get to the greed room we can shovel our way out after the machine breaks and fight them again and donate oh my lord so we need to infinitely cycle down there because you can we only been able to put in a few coins at a time so what is this? Search ↗
2008.500 i have a blue crown. crown of light, the untainted gain power. that thing. it looks sexy. i haven't had it though yet. i'm shooting diamonds of light. alright, you were totally right. run way better now that i do 100'd. every time, man. i have a ton of health now. and there's also glitches everywhere and i don't know why. alright, so crown of light instantly doubled my damage. yeah, i don't know if it's crazy. the devil deals like, effect that negatively or not. Search ↗
2550.120 i have a perthro diamonds card. mmm, and i take infinite batteries in my shop. oh just keep doubling them over and over again i would be way more it sounds ridiculous but i'll be way more inclined to take the d100 if it didn't show up every green mode run. oh Search ↗
4984.340 hobalt's machine is broken. okay, you see my items. you gotta sleuth your way to figuring out why my knife doesn't shoot. it's the only thing. this is pretty tricky trying to run my freaking familiar into the enemies. you know what's actually tricky tricky though? what's that? the second single from lou bega's smash hit 1999 album. Search ↗
6076.680 alright, that was my first time cheesing that and it was pretty sweet. thank you for teaching me that trick. i've actually never done it, so... 281? you guys don't even know what it was at, do you? you're just all typing random numbers. whoa! 281 is 109 times 9! no way. 238, that sounds not right. pretty sure that is not right. that seems pretty viable, actually. Search ↗
6688.900 it's fun to play now. that's good. before i was just like, oh this is good but it's for casual players. so i was like, you know, it's a great way to introduction to the game. cause i would just get an iv bag every time or a bloody penny or whatever. yeah, i kind of didn't like the play style at first cause i just, i was like my strength on the run is directly proportional to the amount of time i'm willing to spend hitting space with this iv bag. but i like to go fast. didn't interest me that much. Search ↗
6948.040 and i don't think i had a holy mantle but i got all the way to megasave with two lives left and one shot at it and i almost had a heart attack during the fight. i think my hands were shaking. they were tingling actually. i was like don't fuck this up in front of 20,000 people, cobalt. like that'd be regret. also like don't have a heart attack live on stream. that's what made me want to have the heart attack. i guess so yeah. Search ↗
8940.040 have you noticed this? it's based on the proximity to 4pm and 20 minutes past. mmm. well, that's a subtle one. i have a feeling it went over a lot of people's heads there. go my god nails! fly true! wait, was that magician? did you know that april 20th is tyrone mcmillian's birthday? no way. yeah, it's true. tyrone mcbreadman, i mean. it's from breadman mcnicolo. yeah, that's the one. Search ↗
9920.220 oh, my swallowed penny dropped me a dime and a nickel right after that. wow. step on shrunk enemies to kill them. oh, okay. i didn't know it worked that way. really? well, somebody said that. that would be sweet if stompy allowed you to step on small enemies without taking damage. i can't hit anything. i have tumor again. yeah, i hate it. just keep rerolling, man. i just want a battery. yeah, i know. it's better. there's freaking one teleporting ghost and i can't kill it. there we go. Search ↗

Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸5⧸15]

Librarian Sat Nov 07 Watch on YouTube ↗

83.020 4 sho? 4 shw. ah, okay. kets for show. kets for show, that's fine. wrong save file? yeah, this is the youtube save file, i guess, but it doesn't really matter too much from a... because my seeds have... or my streaks have sucked so far. i'm not gonna worry about that too much until we get a little deeper into the whole rebirth... or afterbirth rabbit hole. how's it going, nick? how deep do you really wanna get? like, all the way deep, but at an appropriate level that, you know, not in the first week, maybe. Search ↗
402.820 how's that first floor treating you? oh, the first floor has been done for ages, man. oh. i'm trying to maximize my rerolls. blue womb is a little tricky though. oh yeah, i know. the boss there is pretty awful. ooh, halo. nice. also pretty good. yeah, you don't need to maximize your rerolls for that bad boy. uh, book of revelations. no, i'm gonna reroll that again. if you get the chance, yeah. might recommend it. and i'm gonna turn it into something way better. Search ↗
805.720 so literally cover the whole map, right? so... no, but then you gotta find another bicycle and then get back to where you were. it breaks up the flow a little bit, i think. can you just have a bicycle on your phone that you can pick up? you know, like the way you can pick up a car? oh, that's a good point. i didn't think about that. maybe. hey, you know, james, meet me here with my bike, man! meet me here with my huffy! yeah, a huffy would probably be helpful. when he shows up, you just go, i mean, like, there's no space for you on this bike. what'd you think was gonna happen? you know, this is a one seater, man. Search ↗
1477.120 uh, more options. mmm. come on guppy dream. well, that's gonna hurt either way. i think we'll take both, just because we can. maybe we'll reroll a k mean. yeah, i prefer this. i prefer it. bat bats! thank you for everybody in chat going, you can't yara the yara, so that i don't have to answer the question a hundred times for the rest of my natural life. Search ↗
2911.480 effectively i still just aim at what i want to shoot anyway and most of the time i dodge out of the way of my my line of sight with the enemies, but i don't know man. i feel like marked is probably indisputably the most powerful item in the game if i'm being honest not in the least facetious you wouldn't even put it like top three just the top item why settle for third when you could be first? okay, ambitious Search ↗
3369.880 little loki four way buddy. oh, that's cute. it's the first time i found him so i found the key room but i'm shy one key of being able to go into it which is my own fault because i didn't really think too hard about it. it happens man. how do you tear nails? i've been trying to ask myself that same question for years chad should i just take soy milk and say fuck the world you got so he milked with soy. he'll reroll the hourglass enough times turn into soy milk. i'll do it. i don't care anymore. oh Search ↗
3600.620 i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm. Search ↗
3703.080 i figured out what was wrong with my shoot to whoop by the way. you have to press the direction you want to shoot still, not just use the crosshair. okay, what about this run? this seems pretty bad. what about this one? you know you can bomb reroll machines. i've forgotten that actually, thank you. i heard they break now though. yeah, but they break with coins as well so... oh, this one seems pretty good. yeah, this one seems good enough to take. crawling familiar as super bomb? is it really? Search ↗
4435.660 is this any good? uh, yeah, it seems pretty wild. we'll try it anyway. if it sucks, we'll just reroll it on the mega satan fight. now i have to emperor and do it again. would that work? there's no way to get out of here without going in the chest, right? this is just the end of the line. no, you can continue after hush. just, this is my first time since the patch. you have to go into the chest once for the ending. okay. it's not even the first time either. Search ↗
5032.720 it's not in the middle. where should i put my camera for this game? you'll have, if you put the game on the far right or far left, you'll have like a space where you can put your camera in the corner for sure. or i think you can just put it in the bottom right corner. i think the ui is on the bottom left. okay. that... either way, it's not going to cover the screen either way, right? yeah, true. that's doable. okay, controls. i'm ready. okay, so i did right trigger for run. Search ↗
5266.200 okay. save, i think. cancel. back. this game's the weirdest controls though. yeah, this doesn't seem to store it actually. yeah, it just like doesn't work. well, in my head this seemed like the optimal solution but evidently it doesn't let you play it that way. so new. his palms grew sweaty. mom's spaghetti. nice. now i gotta go back and change the damn controls again. Search ↗
6575.200 i blew this thing up. it was full of fucking bees the only thing is full of beads these days. how do you use the sword without just throwing it fox? what's your sword button? i don't know. that's what i i'm just trying to figure that shit out now. oh, he's coming at me you uh, you jump and you always hit on the way down really? yeah, try it. i don't know about that one. no, i killed her out with it by doing that hold run i always do i lost my freaking sword. oh, there it is. oh, oh Search ↗
7878.860 how do we put on my isaac head? where's the malpigeon emote? actually yeah i could do a malpigeon emote. it'd be too easy. systemized controls. well this one's tripping me up. oh. you can wall jump up the sand by the way. you can set your royal titles. that's pretty cool. yeah that's you know. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸9⧸15]

Librarian Thu Nov 12 Watch on YouTube ↗

1705.160 once you have the reaver, you're pretty much set for everything else. if you know what i mean. oi! oi! permit card? where does that take you? the shop. it takes you to the shop. i knew that. that's why i said it. let's see, like the lollipop. don't lick your lollipop, jessica. don't lick my lollipop! eh, you might lick it. no. i'm not... i mean, god. eh, i'm not gonna do it. don't knock it till you try it. you might salty. it is possible. i mean, i don't know. let's go this way. Search ↗
2945.720 little whack. yeah. my weekend was good. thanks for asking, by the way. how was your weekend, ryan? my weekend was good. on friday, i got cavity filled. yeah, did you have any good dentist stories? not really. it was pretty easy. Search ↗
3064.060 pretty good a little something to that there's a new thing called pixar you know every movie they make is a 100 rotten tomato score except for cars well no i think it is sad though a little bit that there's not much in the way of like hand drawn animation anymore but i you know going too far in the other direction a little silly too yeah you know what really bothers me is when i can go to my faucet and Search ↗
3113.140 you went through all the stages of remorse and regret through the whole thing. i got a pyromaniac and it still sucks because i'm blue baby. what's the point? i got five bombs and i'm immune to my own explosions, but i can't heal myself. i got a four way buddy, he's so cute. oh, loki, little loki. yeah, he's so cute. little loki's pretty good. they should give you a little version of the cat boss because he's adorable too. yeah. that was my cat boss impression. Search ↗
3548.540 hit me with your bomb, baby. one more time, i don't give a shit. come on with your grundle, you don't find fair! i'm definitely not gonna lose on this run. this is my last life. i lost. you're on the chest? yeah. it's like a literal possibility to win. it's a long way to go. i wouldn't get your hopes up for a win here. Search ↗
5172.700 it's the only way to kill anybody. oh! that was the best box ever! like my head, my duck body is just like, it was just like stunned. and now it's on fire. oh you're doomed. you're dr. doom. that's very true. goodbye. what is your opinion on hawaiian pizza? four it. five it. what are you doing up there buddy? finding walls with a chainsaw. Search ↗
7691.380 what are you going with that, shoshana? i kind of figure like that's the new way to score. just hit it as hard as you fucking can. just ram someone, i'm sorry. it's alright. look at the setup you created there. oh! dude, you can get some velocity on this ball. i'm expecting some beautiful strikes. beautiful. like that james blunt song. yeah. my life is soccer. my car's well oiled. we had an advantage, but now it's soiled. Search ↗
8142.280 i was the greatest goal of all time! it's the elucidator, he's the greatest mod of all time. he's up there, you know? in like an eight way tie. i'll punish your cube, nick. really? whoa! that was amazing! that was incredible! they were punishing my cube. look at this goal, it bounced around. he's like floating around. he scored it with his ass by accident. it's beautiful. he has blasted it. alright, we can still do this. yeah, dude. probably. you gotta smash the ball in the corner. Search ↗
10046.740 alright, i just gotta get the ball to ride on my car. oh! oh, fuck! he's... he's... he's stared that in the eye. it's so easy to die. i could have turned booster at... demolition off too. nice! once it gets on its way to the goal, there's almost no stopping it. it can't stop! Search ↗
10347.640 safe to say this is urban night then. oh my god. look at the shots. he has a beach ball pro you're all fucking beach ball casuals. oh, you can't want to play yourself dude. come on fucking cheeky. i've seen you do that before. yeah keep each other honest here. oh too many bodies in the way and this guy like loves the chat. oh, no wow. give it up. oh, oh Search ↗
10566.540 yeah? yeah. song is way more intense than i would expect. that's the thing about metallica, it's really just feel good music. oh my god, you've got like a slime jumper. you are... you are... i can't hear anything she's saying. really? something about slime. yeah, i heard slime. dragon quest slime. slime shams. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸11⧸15]

Librarian Sun Nov 15 Watch on YouTube ↗

268.600 all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save. Search ↗
498.140 incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one Search ↗
876.060 you know, it's just weird because i never thought to even question it when i was watching it as a younger version of myself. and now i just, it went off in my head, i'm like this makes no sense. also i got anti grav tiers with tractor beam and it's fucking weird. i kind of like it though. thank you by the way, it was like egg papa sarong hey, which is like english and korean for i love you egg egg father. Search ↗
1570.800 little arrow on the ground and it points your tears because it gives you unlimited range. oh yeah. so you can just... i didn't think about that. ... across the map and your tears go all the way across. it's pretty ridiculous. i had the dunce cap with that the other day. i would not recommend. my condolences. yeah, death's touch, dunce cap, and the marked. and it does not shoot straight. it's like at an l angle wherever you put the dot. it's really confusing. Search ↗
1831.000 i haven't seen that since a little kid, but i have seen it. oh my god, i got this baby transformation and soy milk with a cursed eye and it's got my reflection. wow! and i have the magnet, this isn't good. okay, this is actually way better. i don't know what this is, but it's better. i got like dr. fetus homing technology bombs. this is the worst thing i've ever rolled into in my life. it seems pretty good. we are all over the place on this run. Search ↗
3887.480 that's gonna do way better than that terrible streaming service that... what?! where's that coming from?! where's it raining fire from?! i think there was a roman candle, i think it went up in the tree and i think it was shooting down from up there. ah, well the capture's messed up. this is one of my custom levels by the way. it'll say the title in the corner when it's one of mine. Search ↗
6934.560 alright, we're gonna run some ads, come back and play quiplash. that was like perfect timing. thanks for watching so far. we'll be back in three minutes. thanks for playing my duck game maps. it was fun. those were good. thanks. yeah, they were. i'm gonna make more and i'm gonna tweak the ones that i made already. i like it. i like the way you look, i guarantee it. well, i guarantee you do. thank you very much, comisar choy, for the 12 months in a row you made the year. you get rock kitty cat chat. you have a rock kitty cat now? Search ↗
7107.120 yeah, my headset is a bit too shiny. it's picking up all the green and then making my headset partially invisible. so how was your guys' day so far? pretty cool. i watched alpaca patrol stream on twitch tv for like three hours. that was fun. i made duck game too. i made duck game maps. and i posted some undertale stuff. you should play undertale by the way. it's pretty good. i bought it for the code. it's a really good one. but don't show it or say it. yeah, that's pretty good. Search ↗
11384.400 and then it's like, when you're playing, it's like a live band. yeah, oh i've seen that, it looks really bad. yeah, it's so terrible. so you just get these looping shitty animations. i guess you get it anyway normally, but this way it looks worse. like you're ruining my video game immersion, man. like nobody plays guitar hero because they want to play a real guitar. they play it because it's a video game that you can easily, casually play along to the music to and you can feel like you're playing the real guitar. Search ↗
11409.600 like, dude. it really does feel like they think that that's what people want and they just have the wrong idea. i'm trying to reimagine it or something. but it's like you already, for a reason, made it this way in the first place. yeah, we're pretty much opting out of the rhythm games for now. i wanted to get rock band pretty badly, actually, but i really wanted to have my $200 worth of dlc in the game, too. and since i'm upgrading from 360, that's just not a possibility since i would want the ps4 version now. Search ↗
11669.000 home room to orchestra every day. yeah, i did the same thing with chorus. i always sang through pretty much from like elementary school through high school. yeah, i had a lot of band and chorus choir friends. the choir people were always the cool like stuck up people. were they? yeah. they're like the valedictorian and like all the smart people and stuff and... that's funny. oddly enough it was the opposite at my school. it was pretty much the orchestra people that were that way. really, we were so dorky. Search ↗
12024.000 i guess i'll have to see how many i can get in across all the characters before that's the case. i guess at the end they'll be like, if only i can beat it with the lost and then i'll get a fresh 0% chance. i don't know. it's essentially a stat for character, it doesn't necessarily increase in the way you're stating. alright, well i guess i have absolutely no clue what it means then. dang. alright, i'm gonna make my pizza, thanks for hanging out everybody. i'm gonna see if there's somebody else that i can send you guys over to other than, well, maybe just send you back to cobalt again. Search ↗

The Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸12⧸15]

Librarian Mon Nov 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

2707.820 alright, so little by little one day at a time we'll get all these hushes done and then we'll work our way onto the other stuff i guess and on inch by inch row by row gonna make that garden grow if i could hook up my loss with a freaking holy mantle i think we'll be done in like i could be done in a couple days if i really tried yeah, that's probably true finding all the rest of this stuff could be a bit what happened to those afterbirth keys tyrone gave to you i Search ↗
2775.400 thanks very much for watching, appreciate it. i, uh... bumbo just paid out with an hp upgrade. oh. bumbo's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve, doesn't he? yeah. bumbo's doing some wild and crazy stuff here. my run's over, i can do something for a bit. yeah. find a way to kill maybe like ten minutes, and you'll be... you'll be good. guess i should have stood there, huh? just taking that one in. time to give up fallout 4 to do greed mode grinding. seems a little premature to me. thank you, based bumbo. Search ↗
3226.180 there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now. Search ↗
3327.300 i was a little surprised you said it, because that one got my flag up a little too. is it? it's a rudeness? you know, it's like calling somebody a wolf. i don't know, what does that mean, calling somebody a wolf? they like women in a way that's maybe a little bit more than is average. that's mean. alright, brimstone. oh, brimstone monstro's long works. Search ↗
5804.140 double boom! no way, dog. i got a crate block. i'm gonna come out with a new prank video soon where i just go around stabbing people at night. yeah. you should kiss them first, then stab them. right, yeah. what's up guys? it's the ghetto stab prank! oh my god. you need some kind of hook though, like the invaders or something. you gotta have your own... Search ↗
7226.740 i'll excuse you. thanks. yeah, no problem. welcome to brawlhalla! whoa, already? welcome to brawlhalla! welcome to brawlhalla! ooh, there's missions. i'm gonna start dropping brawlholicos in chat, by the way. oh, nice! just for fun. are you gonna do it for funsies, though? i guess so. does that have a shitload of them? yeah. i do too, i should drop them in my chat too. yeah. uh, let's see... Search ↗
9123.320 yeah, me too. i like the way you moved. you guarantee? that almost went really poorly. this is reading the chat. almost didn't dodge. god damn it. no! that's my office, man. yeah. step into my office, you're about to get stomped. step into my slim jim. why do you want to step into slim jim? yeah, that sounds gross. somebody got to step in it. Search ↗
10191.720 no, that's gordie howe in the 1980s. oh, that's incredible that you could just point him in the right direction that succinctly though. i like that. this ain't my first rodeo. you can't half michael caine, you gotta go the full way. you're trying my first rodeo. yeah, there you go. there you go. gordie howe. michael! gordie howe was 50 in the 1980s, you're 80 in the 2050s, mate! Search ↗

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