Quotes about “my penis”
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where? this is my dog again. oh. it's the penis again, okay. classic penis maneuvers. so i've never seen this level, so this is where things are gonna get fucking scary, i think. ah, he got burned up. he's right. if the scatman can do it, then so can you, because it's not a real skill. have you heard how quickly that man speaks? not anybody can do that.
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i forget how the conversation happened, and that's gonna make this part sound kind of terrible. but i was like, well actually, grandpa, you know, there's no bones in your penis. and he's like, yeah, okay, why do they call it a boner then? and that was the moment when i realized that my grandfather was an idiot. wait, but that's a really good argument. why do they call it a boner then? you think he was raising the, like, etymological concerns? no. i just think he was onto something. he was doing, like, the socratic method.
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i have not heard that. i don't know if i want to. that sounds great. gross, it just sounds very strange. that sounds like a big turn on to me, to be honest with you. i mean, tube slides have been my secret fetish for years. what's the difference between a tube slide and a normal slide? i'll be honest with you, i don't know what a tube slide is. it's an extruded cylinder. oh, like a penis. imagine you're sliding through a big red urethra. right.
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so many good options sorry, i had to use that really strange color for your face, but there's no even remotely nose to flesh mm hmm. that's oh, that's a dick. oh, that's a penis. oh, and it's a big. oh my god. whoo. what a non euclidean dick mouth or the thing from what mario to earth ryan. maybe he's drawing me now mean
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okay, this is definitely carson beck miami hurricane alt account. so we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna deny that one. and this one's crazy. ascii penis. hey, i just wanted to say i'm really sorry for being annoying the other day. i know i kept posting those dumb ascii things and looking back it was way too much. i'm not usually like that. my logs from the past month are kind of chill.
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definitely don't want to see that you'd rather see my penis than justin timberlake's penis probably i think i'd rather see well i guess i have the bias because i see mine all the time yeah, that's why i got to pick justin timberlake. yeah, exactly cuz i'm seniors. yeah, right every morning i go in discord and i'm like dude he hates me. he's not even showing me his dick. that's the dude what do you think the dick check in channel is for? oh
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100%. yes! there's something about the frequency of the bus and then you're like half sleepy because you just finished the school day. yes, this is only the two canadian guys. even the philadelphia this time! i was american! and then like you'd be like oh fuck it's like my house is coming up soon so you'd have to flex your legs to get all the blood out of your penis and into your legs.
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look at jams of chopstick up there can you hold my piss when you shit? it's a little plastic clip that says a snack for later and i just clamp it on it. dude, uh, warren, uh, the year 5 to 191 when we have no natural resources left i'm gonna put seven chickpeas in my penis this time to shoot at them. is that what they are substituting guns with? is they're putting hot objects in their urethra and then shooting them out?
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i'm gonna get my ass kicked here. apparently you shot him. i had hacks. i just jumped when he punched that's all. you jumped when he punched? who are you fighting? who are you fighting? uh, the armor man. purple helmet armor man. whoa is that like slang for your penis? yes it is! i'm fighting him to death right now. oh my god.
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oh, you're always playing with dick. true. technically you could hit us with a double one and we'd probably be fine. i played a game with dick pretty recently. yeah. richard penis hammer. nice. i've also played with my dick recently. rock, paper, scissors. minus the scissors and paper. no, it was rock hard dick. what are the symbols for that?
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you know, i owe you one. you know when you're doing it, whether you're, you brought your a game that day, it's like per rapper the rapper, you know? some days you're like right on top of the beat and then some days he's like, i slammed my penis into a car door. i slammed my penis into the car door. i painted, slammed into that slam slam.
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it says, take the adventure game role of a lifetime as a doodler. and then in red, a special person capable of drawing your own cast of characters and watch them come alive as active 3d cast members in one of the most original games of all time. holy shit! your doodles are granted awesome powers so you can compete in arenas all across the realm. my doodle has some awesome powers. i'm sure it does. that's a penis joke.
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