Quotes about “my old ass”
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i can already tell this is going to be embarrassing. are you venezuela? stupid ass guess. are you tunisia? old dumb ass guess. are you iraq? it's above iraq. are you azerbaijan? are you georgia on my mind? are you south georgia and the sandwich islands? you're cooking up some shit in bahrain, you motherfucker. armenia!
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they're old? well, when i see old people i'm like, aren't you a little past your bedtime grandpa? like it's 11am. shouldn't you be eating dinner right now? so when i see people my own age and i'm like, what the fuck? shouldn't you be in the office right now? your ass is wearing shorts and a hoodie, 11am on a thursday? they're streamers? i've never heard of them. that's all i'm gonna say. i don't know what this is. bug snacks. chad. is this slime rancher? it looks like slime rancher.
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i think it's a very old investment guy i follow on twitter. i've heard him on a couple of podcasts. he's always talking about interest rates and bonds and stuff like that. i saw him. he tweets like once every eight months. i saw him tweet a couple months ago. just saw two episodes of extraordinary attorney wu on netflix. in my opinion, it's a must watch show. i was laughing my ass off, dude.
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dude, i did a three hour on saturday. i was pissing orange for like the whole day. no matter how much water i drank, i was like four hours till the next piss came out orange. i think three hours on the peloton is actually just torture. what? you don't like sing sing and then my old ass?
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justin has full gifts. no, come on. i've never had a perfect run before. it was almost my first. only four gifts though, come on. we didn't really get kory enough unfortunately. yeah, you can watch my old ass. it's like 82 minutes long. yeah? yeah. we've done that. aubrey plaza for about eight minutes. i do, i want to try to do a movie a day. even if it's a little short. that's fucking crazy. it's a big dollar. okay, greg turkington. maybe like...
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i hope he doesn't jpeg. oh my god. bowser's groupies achievement earned. when the old girl says send the pic but you saved it as a jpeg instead of a png so you got that fuck ass white background around your shit. you know what i'm talking about? what'd he do? she knows you ain't a real saver.
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somewhere old in someplace mid north new yeah something borrowed and something oh this is on the coast holy shit fuck fuck virginia you found it almost like you were saying an italian swear word uh vafanculo he's saying it was near the coast save my ass i took a random guess near richmond and i at least got 4500 4198 i'll take it
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seems like it has a high correlation with old dudes being like, yeah wipe my ass. and then, i don't know, i find that like the mixing of the medical and the sexual is not, those are two things that should remain separate for me at least. but i'm not paul, so i don't know. that's it for the time being, thank you. i've never had a nurse at all, to the best of my knowledge, you know? nobody in the bar yet, no care of the restaurant i should say.
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i'm like i'm like tromid because one time i said come smells in my entire time. i was like no it doesn't you're fucked. you're not trauma it's because they don't want to think that their mom knows that they jacked off when they were like 12 years old they're going it doesn't smell meanwhile every time your mom opened up your fucking stank ass room. it smelled like the ymca. oh
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in my old age i need a few seconds to process when you say something like that. that's true, i understand that. like a 3 2 1? can i ask a question without trying to come across an insane motorist? yeah. why does it take everybody else at a green light three seconds to move their ass?
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will i never be free? if i'd known that the fucking cultural footprint of this thing would come to define my generational cohort, i would have sucked it up and read the fucking books and seen the movies at age 11, okay? sorry, my ass was too busy reading the old man and the sea. sorry, i was too busy reading slaughterhouse five, fahrenheit 451, and my teacher's an alien. i didn't have time for harry potter and the chamber of secrets, okay?
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millennial and the 31 year old millennial it's like the 35 year old millennial makes fun of the 31 year old millennial for having a fetish and the 31 year old millennial makes fun of the 35 year old millennial for being vanilla. it's something like that. like my ass can't believe if you had told me that in you know fifth grade
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obliteration where everyone admitted finally all that music we used to like actually sucks ass and now i got 29 year olds telling me actually it owns i got 29 year old standing evanescence in my chat bro i was 13 when the song came out and i got over it what's your excuse some of them are good one of them is fun let's put it that way you're allowed to like things man
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