Quotes about “my mom always says i’m her”
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my mom makes me read her my fortune whenever we go out to eat. and like, it's weird for me. because she always affirms whatever the fortune says and i'm like, you know, you're a great judge of people and she'd be like, that's true. mom, you don't have to do that. that's very sweet of you, but we don't have to do that. that is very nice. that's a nice mom thing. i'm coming.
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got more rhymes and pages than a tree and my mom always says i'm her number one. she really doesn't. you're the sucker.
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trust me when i say that if it's loud for you, it's loud for the people that are actually in their damn house. obviously you think they're not troubleshooting it? they're just like, oh, i'm so sick of this baby. they're doing something. the baby screamed for 10 minutes solid the other night. my wife says the baby screams when they bathe it. as annie has told her, the baby does not like being bathed. baby's always crying and it's frustrating, especially when mom needs peace and quiet to recover from surgery. listen, i get that it's frustrating,
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i'm so mad. probably all three. what did you learn about recently that like i didn't say that. my mom always says i'm her number one honey.
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got more rhymes and pages than a tree and my mom always says i'm her number one. she really doesn't. you're the sucker.
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mom unveils her machete. how do you veal something anyway? you like tie it to the ground. you put a veil over it. i guess in my oh, the joke is i say things wrong. yes. it says unveil. oh. oh god! i'm almost dead. i don't want to waste any more bombs, but i also don't want the shopkeeper to waste me. yeah, i wanted that to happen, but it never does happen the way i plan it, so i always die by shopkeeping. planet, lunch.
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people always get bent out of shape about that. you know, my mom says, you know, don't do drugs, but she smokes meth. yo, you think your mom is like, happy that she smokes meth? she just wants better for you than she got for herself. she's not trying to say she's a better person than you. she's trying to say you should not smoke meth, which is probably true. i hope i'm not ruffling too many feathers there. you know, she'd fuck her for wanting something that's better for you than she got for herself in this life, you know? jeez. but i've been there, you know, i've been a teenager.
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i'm not proud of it. i did really good. i'm also kinda sick so my brain is not functioning well right now. i thought that was a ball, he was spitting right there. it was. my mom always says i'm her number one honey.
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