Quotes about “my machines”
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6454.060
it did. credit card processing was down that day too. i fucking knew it, because my samsung pay was not working with clover point of sale machines. and now, as a result of that, i don't feel comfortable leaving the house without having a physical credit card anymore. for a long time, i was living wild and free, just taking my phone, knowing that i'm good for it. but ever since clover and samsung fucked up their handshake, now i feel like i gotta take a fuck ass european style carry all everywhere.
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3795.900
it did. credit card processing was down that day too. i fucking knew it, because my samsung pay was not working with clover point of sale machines. and now, as a result of that, i don't feel comfortable leaving the house without having a physical credit card anymore. for a long time, i was living wild and free, just taking my phone, knowing that i'm good for it. but ever since clover and samsung fucked up their handshake, now i feel like i gotta take a fuck ass european style carry all everywhere.
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554.040
wow, yeah, that's huge. i'll take it min bet slots and take all four machines. let's do it. we should spend our leftover stuff on hats. i think that's huge. yes. yes. okay. okay. hold on brian. get the machine. my bad. take an eye.
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tickets all spent guys, tickets are already spent. you can reroll if you want, you can spend two tickets on a reroll. let me go, let me go to the casino! the machines are hot, i don't want them to take my machine! so here's the tech, here's the tech.
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1906.080
remember you get shot. no, it was at the ducks. you sent it to the ducks again. oh, oh, blackjack. blackjack's good. kate, you can play multiple machines at the same time while you're drunk. why can't i play? oh my god. minimum one tank. and we made it. we made it.
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4571.720
you get extra tickets cuz we did so well. yeah. yes, man. wow. we really didn't need our carry. let me go. let me go to the casino. the machines are hot. i don't want them to take my machine.
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273.380
damn, sushi bar, slot machines. oh, oh, oh. i'm putting my money on yarl. oh, duck race, yes! can we bet together or do we have to watch someone singularly do this? i don't know. i want yarl. oh wait, we have to choose one.
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2906.900
wait, wait, wait, i'm on fire. i'm done gambling. i don't want to get shot. i'm just gonna throw just beat the mummy's chamber guys i'm gonna go ticket farming. i'm gonna play all four slot machines at the same time until i get my jackpot. oh
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5523.720
anyway, let's leave it here for now, man. i think we did a good job. we added several me's today. i got married to my wife, which is the person that i would most want to marry. and most importantly, we told austin powers to fuck off with his horrible, horrible design ideas where he just wants to fill the island with vending machines fucking everywhere. like, how did we get a fucking vending machine here, bro?
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2762.680
that looks substantially worse. i mean, you're just like, look at what you've done to my beautiful seaside park. you put up, you put three vending machines in the park and like a seesaw in a little grass path. no man, we do not have the budget for that right now. let's not. okay, i might bring it up. please don't please please forget we had this conversation.
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2495.660
let me see what kind of amenities we got here, man. what do we need as a... as a populace? i would say... i mean, honestly, as boring as it is, a trash can kind of goes crazy. something to put next to the vending machines to add some realism. wait, wait, wait, this is huge! someone's actually using my fucking seesaw! that one person seesaw?! wait, this is so real though. this is some shit she would actually do.
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1600.580
firewall. firewall. but i'm kinda getting my ass beat though. hover over the machines and you can see what they make. listen, i'm just saying this, i'm saying this as your friend. a little bit of extra sauce on the soundtrack would go a really long way here. it could completely change the dynamic of the game. does have a little bit of like terraria underground tech to it though. can i open this please? i didn't stand there long enough and now i'm not even gonna make it through the fucking portal bro.
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