Quotes about “my cum on my pants”
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like i'm gonna be like cum and shit mixed together tastes worse than just shit. i keep my cone automatically doesn't go over this. really sounded like you were going to start saying cum? yeah, my pants. get edge longer. how is that dude? well, like you know, tilted on this course, to be honest.
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first day of gooning class when they just show you the grip for 80 minutes. i know man and then you're like what all i'm gripping no boom what's the point man that reminds me like on my first day of jack and off class when i like i wasn't sure if you were supposed to jack off like before class so i got there early and didn't jack off and then like literally i just walked i watched like 200 people walk into class with cum on their pants and i was like oh
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it is? i gotta find this guy on facebook, let him know. remember when you made fun of me for saying, creaming your jeans is when you cum? i was right, the internet says i was right, creaming your jeans is when you cum. you dropped a deuce, that's totally different. remember that time you stole my lunch money and you said creaming your jeans is when you pooped your pants? remember that time you gave me a wedgie and said you're probably so scared you creamed your jeans? and i said i did cream my jeans, but that's just because i have a humiliation kick, it's got nothing to do with it, it's a different, you got your verbiage all messed up.
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that reminds me like on my first day of jacking off class when i like, i wasn't sure if you were supposed to jack off like before class. so i got there early and didn't jack off. and then like literally i just walked, i watched like 200 people walk into class with cum on their pants and i was like, oh. like you didn't check the fucking, you didn't check blackboard.ca before the class? yeah, you were supposed to bring your own cum. brother. professor shows up, everybody brought their cum today, right?
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that's incredible. oh, i saw that. the cum on the plane guy like made me object like, oh, yeah, no, that guy. oh, fucking horny on the plane. he can't be thrown out of the plane. laid my coat over my lap, unzipped my pants and released my swollen rod. should i come?
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while i work you're playing with a pet rock. while i twerk you're jerking your cock. i'm the main course, you're a lunchly. if you bite on my ear i'll cum a bunchly. it's crazy the way you think you're rancid. i'm done spanking you, now pull up your pants kid. just come at me if you want to get wocked. i'm about to chop your egg ball head up and you've been gwocked.
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while i work you're playing with a pet rock. while i twerk you're jerking your cock. i'm the main course, you're a lunchly. if you bite on my ear i'll cum a bunchly. it's crazy the way you think you're rancid. i'm done spanking you, now pull up your pants kid.
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i'm not gonna cum in my pants when i get vaccinated. i'll probably be like oof owie. and then i'm not gonna be scared to go to the grocery store. you can catch me on the patio as soon as the antibodies kick in. i'll save you a chair. yeah, maybe afraid of the weirdos at the grocery store.
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you get a little bit of both, right? but yeah, i still feel like you take one bite. one bite of the mac and cheese. that's all. i should have. you're gonna be on your deathbed as long as you admit me there and i'll be like, remember that time you didn't eat gordon ramsay's mac and cheese? it doesn't bother me at all though. it bothers gordon, personally. gordon's pissed. oh now i see kate's master if gordon ramsay wants to come in here and verbally abuse me so hard that i get an erection and cum in my pants because that's my fetish, then by all means...
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what are we gonna do with 70 bonus credits? we already have 70. what does not buying the key for us do? you know, maybe we miss out on this green chest over here. it's gonna be a green level gun. honestly, i will cream my jeans and i don't know whether that means shit your pants or cum in them. but i will do both and or either, whatever the game gods deem appropriate, if this is a weapon of the caliber of the mega hand or the heroine. it's not. so don't worry levi's, you're safe.
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