Quotes about “movie theatre”
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1987.20
canadian cuisine. what are we looking at here? bounty bars are canadian, i didn't know that. i love bounty, one of my favourite things man. people feel very strongly about coconuts. to me it's like the perfect thing to bring into a movie theatre because you don't get superbly full on it and like, ahh, man i could just nibble on those all day. dude i don't know how i feel about them. the movie theatre at this point, i hate to say it because the thing is always movie theatre is really expensive right?
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9135.76
all the names of the winnie the poohs. oh, come on! don't act like you don't know them! eeyore? well, ryan, when he was five years old, his parents put him put on masterpiece theatre. well, i just like fucking ryan, i can name every actor from every movie ever. i'm sorry, i love the reading encyclopedia britannica. i didn't realize it was time for children's cartoons when you were six years old. yeah, you really need to slip your roll there.
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4285.86
and then when i flew home, i looked up reviews of the airport. they're like, wow this airport has a hotel in it! wow, like this airport is a movie theatre! ah, fuck. alright. i'm gonna say, name something you wish airports had for when you're stuck on a long layover? fucking beds, yo. boom. number one answer. we win.
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3577.68
turn off the old mind, relax and float downstream. you've unlocked a memory? canadian movie theatre commercials go kinda crazy dude. like colonel colonel and his popcorn menagerie. they fucking love getting eaten bro. not, they're popcorn that tries to get people to buy popcorn. and you know what's crazy? is that like in the most famous commercial of all of them, they fucking
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3006.02
colonel connie. this is too canadian coded for me. chad, did you know canadian chatters, did you know americans have no concept of who colonel colonel is? the military popcorn who makes sure that all of his soldiers get eaten before the movie starts? it's so embarrassing they have no idea for real? i'm telling you, they don't know. they don't know anything about the scotiabank theatre's colonel colonel.
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