Quotes about “mother fucker”
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i don't know, hell walking on earth. that's what he is. well let's bury this mother fucker. oh yeah, good luck with that. shit. yeah exactly, fountain drinks, that's a taco. hot sauce, just a sauce based taco. i've done a lot of things that i ain't proud of. mexican pizza, that's a taco. yeah, i never claimed to be an angel. but you meet trevor franklin, you'll swear i am an angel. so what's the mood here man? i don't know, i'm just gonna, you know,
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oh no! what are you doing to me? oh, that was evil. would you throw a bomb at a corpse in real life? what the hell? climb, you fucker! yeah, you mother fucker! oh my god. that was demonic. ryan shot me with a crossbow. i'll bring him the justice. holy cow, he punched me in the back of the head. i'm gonna die, but he's crazy! oh, i got the climb, i only climbed one step.
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oh you mother fucker. are you kidding me? i was in the baby. i was mushrooming over sand when you hit me with the lightning. it wasn't me. so i was just stuck on top of the damn sand. i'm in frickin' 11th man, you should be immune to lightning if you're like double digit placement. or if you're on the sand. i didn't realize if you're a ghost you're immune to lightning. it's true, yeah. yeah man. i was just by the copper bullet. lord. one more race in.
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nice right on me oh mother fucker oh let me go let me go you can do it take the win painful no no no fuck jeez i'm poisoned too i'm so confused by all that i mean that's the final circle right there yeah i'm literally everyone
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cry was six. kate we're on the same family here. adam sandler was zero. house was zero. and then ty was 58 except it was glasses because i wrote mother fucker head.
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no, i just when austin said not in real life. i literally thought he was talking about people changing their username on like lives wasn't that i was no mother fucker make this i will give you $10. all right. i had an acquaintance named norman as a child and he changed his name to thomas and
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you like music. you love it actually. oh my god. oh come on. are you fucking kidding me? they literally got put numbers in order again. 30 seconds to mars. give us room for zero because there's gonna be a little bit of gas. yeah exactly, exactly. there you go. or like the minus 10. so i'll give you no room for zero. patchbox 20. mother fucker.
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fit it into our trunk. we're like, yeah, yeah, it's all good. no big deal. this takes us till sunday morning. finally on sunday morning, kate texted her sister and was like, do you still want it? five hours later, we get a reply. no, actually, you guys can just get rid of it. mother fucker. i had one thing i had to do that is so easy to accomplish for the whole weekend.
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what? you take it daniel. we all share buckets. you just dumped it over on me. you fucking right i did. it's my bucket. i thought we shared buckets. i was bringing the buckets out for you guys before. oh there goes that one too. that one's covered in blood. alright i'm gonna dump them all in the incinerator so you don't have to worry about them. mother fucker i was just... what's the matter? nothing. is he tossing buckets on everybody again? he's knocking buckets over yeah. he's a bucket knocker. knock her over.
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so ryan, calvin, i think you need a lock pick. bro, i gotta find, i'm losing it too, cuz i was, think i was the mother fucker who unlocked the first door in the basement. i'm baking the damn bread, i'm milling the flour. i'm chasing him. i'm chasing him. he went through a hole. this rocks, by the way. i've given up on trying to kill him. he's going through a hole again. i'm simply feeding grandpa so i can see him forever. i suck at leather face.
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