Quotes about “morgue”
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700.360
it's true. anybody can chat with a friend oh, and we can get a 70 year old man in with a heart attack. don't rape me! how can we determine time of death? well, how many ants has he gotten this no, it's are there ants? yes, no. okay, no, then he's progressed. and where do the ants come from? they find their way! life finds a way! if i die peacefully in my own bed, you know, if i go to the morgue and there's ants, i gotta like, you know, i want my relatives to sue the people who took me to the morgue, because it's like they got an infestation.
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179.960
we got sapienza. okay. and it's world of tomorrow. so it all sounds familiar? yeah. so nick, you want to go destinations. thank you. sapienza. yeah, on it. and then there's an alternate mission called world of tomorrow. oh no wait, world of tomorrow is the basement. yes. it started me there, yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. and then you click on that. so here's the thing though. the start is the church morgue.
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and i don't even have that. church morgue. i also, that's like the last star. that's the last one. that's not plausible. it's not plausible. so we should just do main square. okay, main square. let's just do main square. so it says spoiler alert, do i confirm that for sapienza world of tomorrow?
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1214.980
yes, i was i was i was this guy's as like a regular normal guard and i shot them both in the fucking head and just dump their corpses over the body is just everything is normal. that's pretty sweet. yeah, it was dope as fuck can they even find them if they're down there? no, that's the beauty of it nick. well, so you pretty much just got away with murder then double murder i'm a punch lady chad is the heart in the morgue
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1246.640
i believe so. why would it be in the morgue? it's still living, isn't it? i'm pretty sure it's in the morgue. that's where dead things go. i think it's in the morgue though, is the thing. are these guys handymen? the guys digging like wells and shit? if they have a pointy hat, i think they're the handyman. a pointy hat. handyman, wow. are you sure it's not this guy that's working on this snowmobile? he seems like a handyman. does he seem like a handyman? he seems like a handyman. incinerators.
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1361.960
the handyman cannot access the morgue, which poses a little bit of a problem. uh, there's a back entrance, josh. yeah? just slip in through the back door. oh, it's yuki! uh, i believe it's yuki. i gotta dump her body off of a cliff or something. how? alright, i gotta go... guess i gotta do this like kind of the long way then, huh? the long con. he look like the elli paulif.
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1405.300
oh, yuki's going to the sauna? this is my opportunity. okay. i can get in the morgue. come get a flippin' taste. get dusted, buddy! wait a minute. i just need to kill that lady with the thing. i'm doing this all wrong. red leader, some fellas being a nuisance to everyone. throwing hammers around. knocking our freaking teeth out. this guy's got the right idea.
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2095.580
we need more expired spaghetti cans. i ain't that the truth. ah, yeah. there's no spaghetti on this, man. uh uh. that's crap. those people were actors? well, they acted dead very well. oh, we got another one. did you knock that dude out, took off all of his clothes, and then dragged him away? yeah, because i don't want them to look at this guy and be like, oh, it's the morgue director. they might just think it's some random drunk dude who passed out. that's honestly kind of what i'm banking on. why are these people so strong? i've shot him so many times.
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i got some shit that i needed. so i got my helicopter pilot disguise and my handyman disguise. so that's good. is there a checkpoint to go inside? well, if you've got the helicopter disguise... yeah, can that go anywhere? well, you can go into the morgue for sure. oh really? there is morgue access from where the helicopter pilot was standing through one of those doors. i don't even bother you for no reason.
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just looking for like i figured in the maintenance area. there'd be like a you know, uh, it'd be like a fire axe or something yeah, you know just so there was no fire with this heart. it's in the morgue, right? um, it is in the morgue. yeah, okay, it's behind a glass door that has two bodyguards jason portman glass door okay, so it's not in the place where this motorcycle guy crashed is it
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1577.360
well, then technically i can't be charged for murder then. what better place to hide a living person than a morgue? that also happens in another mission. the subtle art of misdirection. windows in bathrooms. i'm for them. can't get enough of them as long as they don't show the dick. because you can like fog them up or glass them up or put blinds in there and that's natural lighting while you're taking a poop. yeah, but i don't want anybody to have even the slightest chance of seeing me. why?
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it makes a great tv sitcom though. yeah, did you know that every cruise ship has extensive morgue facilities? oh my god, really? it seems to make sense though. a lot of old people go on cruises with the intention of dying on the cruises. oh my god. that's the real thing. that's fucking sweet. josh, did you write the same answer for two answers?
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retire. go to countryside estates or millionaire man. wait, did you skip ahead? what are you talking about? ryan, skip that. i definitely skipped ahead. i rolled a lot of tens. ryan, what the fuck? i will go to the countryside acres. are he done? i win. do you win if you retire the fastest? no, it's otherwise the most money. where's the morgue?
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good tweet, thank you, thank you. i'm just getting ready for the vh1 behind the tweet when i get inevitably asked to explain my tweet. and she's sucking them off. three fake songs that live rent free in my head. sucking off chilly dudes inside the morgue's deep freeze.
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here's the thing is jay powell is like trying to morgue, but the us economy is like they're constantly oscillating between belief and doubt. they're like, oh, we're already in the recession. never mind. we're on our way back to all time highs. so jay powell, he's got it like honestly, he's got to be a little bit resident sleeper with the whole situation, quite frankly, because like he's got all this responsibility and yet people keep giving him data that supports like their unique individual position.
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9144.980
i don't know man. you guys get the joke though? yeah. oh shit. bitcoin wins. hey! the other one is kind of funny. alright, somebody was funny. that's good. why did the mortician cross the road? to embalm the chicken that didn't make it or the morgue he worked at was on the other side. i don't know.
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yeah, bleeding tree. the only way to chat is to cheer so you get a pinned cheer. so just keep that in mind. sal out. you know that actually might be true is the funny part about that. alright, chat it is. what new york city did with king kong's body? giant morgue or hollowed it out for trump's security force? what? what?
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